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|#33 - So, what's the difference between reaching a high note on the…||05/20/2012 on Get High||-1|
|#48 - Third? lol. This is my... what, 15 time?||04/27/2012 on Victorious||+3|
|#78 - Hipster detected.||04/16/2012 on Skrillex||-11|
|#77 - omg i lol'd||04/16/2012 on Skrillex||0|
|#140 - Well, actually there's going to be an Star Wars Marathon, near…||04/09/2012 on Bad Luck Luke||+3|
|#104 - I'm 20, and never saw a single Star War movie :/ [+] (8 new replies)||04/09/2012 on Bad Luck Luke||+3|
#107 - TheWayneAdams (04/09/2012) [-]
Drop whatever you are doing get up and head to any place where you may purchase films.
Walk in and say that you are a worthless human being and have not experienced a good movie in your life. Search the store shouting, "I must face my destiny, or my father will beat me...again!". Once you find the original trilogy, you must purchase it, and while paying you must look the cashier in the eye and say, "Today, I become a man-dolphin". After buying said DVDs, flap your arms and scream in tongues, stopping only to explain that you have never seen star wars, so you can't pretend to be a Tusken Raider,
Once you arrive home, use whatever DVD player you have available to watch A New Hope.
Be amazed as the name of the movie is also a representation of you, as this movie has given you hope, a new hope, that the future will be as awesome as this. Once the movie ends, use your newly learned Tusken Raider scream, so all your neighbours think, "finally, he's watched a new hope, which is ironic because, I lost hope, the hope he would die in a fire, because he had never seen Star Wars."
Now, put in Empire Strikes Back (arguably the best Star Wars). And sit patiently, as you can tell by the name of the film, shit's gonna get good. Lather your self in baby oil as you watch the exploits of young Luke Skywalker. Then slide around on your belly, as Han steals the spotlight. Fist your anus in rage, from Lando's actions. Then squeal like a 6 year-old as Vader produces the most iconic moment in cinema history.
Once you have finished watching that movie, have a rest, go out side, staying in doors watching the TV is bad for you... Who am I kidding? Get back inside and put in Return of the Jedi, and watch in amazement as Luke is finally a Jedi, watch as he does Jedi things. Then builds up to an epic finale to end all finales. Then when the dust is settled, see two familiar faces return to the screen, and some young douche that you have never seen before.
You have just experienced... Love.
|#172 - Yeah, i can't even find this funny or something. [+] (1 new reply)||04/08/2012 on Never mind||+2|
|#260 - Let me help ya,.||04/08/2012 on That's fine, I'll be back...||+3|
|#257 - Creepy thread, please? :D [+] (4 new replies)||04/08/2012 on That's fine, I'll be back...||+7|
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