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    dubs then trips flawless victory dubs then trips flawless victory
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    y u no y u no
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    best song in the world best song in the world
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#396 - have you ever been with a guy?  [+] (1 new reply) 01/28/2013 on The After 0
User avatar #401 - leachan (01/28/2013) [-]
Well yes, I have dated a few but I'm a virgin. I was never happy in relationships with men.
#118 - ok fine, i'm guessing you're not trolling, and you're just dum…  [+] (1 new reply) 06/18/2012 on Oh god it's funny. 0
User avatar #127 - lascovich (06/18/2012) [-]
how to speak correctly on the internet?! bahahahahaha!! There is no such thing!
#111 - im guessing your not trolling there and your just dumb... …  [+] (3 new replies) 06/18/2012 on Oh god it's funny. +1
User avatar #114 - lascovich (06/18/2012) [-]
you're* and you're*
i didn't understand a word of your verbal vormit..
User avatar #118 - drdazzoo (06/18/2012) [-]
ok fine, i'm guessing you're not trolling, and you're just dumb

"obvious troll is obvious" not what you said

now that we're done pointlessly correcting grammar, we can get back to the problem at hand, being your lack of knowledge of how to speak correctly on the internet
User avatar #127 - lascovich (06/18/2012) [-]
how to speak correctly on the internet?! bahahahahaha!! There is no such thing!
#920 - and the way you say it makes it seem like we say " DAAAAA… 06/14/2012 on The Veteran 0
#919 - no... im an officer, so i went to college first actually, and … 06/14/2012 on The Veteran 0
#918 - well, not all of us are there to kill civilians or whatever yo… 06/14/2012 on The Veteran 0
#521 - that is the reason i signed up, to work with everyone already …  [+] (3 new replies) 06/12/2012 on The Veteran +1
User avatar #871 - princenarnode (06/12/2012) [-]
yeah I think we all know its not about logic, because logically going to Iraq s probably the worst idea anyone could make. I don't know why everyone on this sight treats soldiers with more respect than other people, just because you risk your life doesn't make you a hero. Plenty of other people risk their lives doing other things everyday, but those people aren't ruining other people's lives. Those people for example may be miners or maybe a police man might even find himself in a little pickle trying to enforce the law. A soldier kills people, there is absolutely nothing anyone can argue to change that fact. Buildings get destroyed, civilians are caught in crossfires, and innocent people are forced to fight because they want to protect their country because you people invaded. But then you'll just blame the politicians, "Oh its not my fault that I gunned down an enemy soldier trying to protect his country, because the man in the chair told me to do it." That's a giant load of bull and you should now it. The man with the gun gives the politician power, so if any soldier gives me that excuse then I can just say "well if you don't like his decisions why did you enlist to work for him?"

I can't pretend to know all of the reasons why you fight, and I also can't pretend to know what its like to be in a combat situation. But your logic is if I can save someone I call brother I can die happy? Even if saving him requires you to kill a person that is a brother to someone else? That is terrible, do you people think of anyone but your selves? Do you ever think about the enemy? They are just people too except in most cases when they are fighting your country they are the ones who are trying to protect their rights and their families. You just go there to help your fellow soldiers, at the cost of ruining other people's lives? I think I made my point, and I know you and everyone else on this sight won't agree with me because they're a bunch of military loving Americans.
User avatar #920 - drdazzoo (06/14/2012) [-]
and the way you say it makes it seem like we say " DAAAAAH i wana go to iraq and kill things make big boom! DAAAH! fight terrorist! MERICA!!" most people with they could do something more meaningful, but hey, most of us get to save more lives than we take by doing what we do, and no, im not talking about american lives...
User avatar #918 - drdazzoo (06/14/2012) [-]
well, not all of us are there to kill civilians or whatever you think were doing, your opinions are based on propaganda and things you know nothing about, when i was in iraq i saved children caught in the crossfire of not us, but waring militant groups, used my body as a human shield, so no, were not all assholes, and i treat civilians in america with the same respect i treat my brothers, if you dont want to say thank you, or whatever you think that other people feel necessary, then i dont care.. thats not the reason i do it
#493 - well, unless you can contact the president to tell him to brin…  [+] (8 new replies) 06/12/2012 on The Veteran +1
User avatar #779 - tkfourtwoone (06/12/2012) [-]
So it's either be a marine or be a babysitter? Seriously?

Because anyone who doesn't enroll is a worthless piece of shit, right?

Because it's so degrading to actually sit your ass home and study and go to college and become a doctor/economist/engineer/whatever CONSTRUCTIVE thing to do.
User avatar #919 - drdazzoo (06/14/2012) [-]
no... im an officer, so i went to college first actually, and im working toward a medical degree while im in the marine corps, why do you need to get to indignant because i chose a career path different from your own?

and the baby sitter comment was meaning we didnt sign up to babysit people that cant solve their own conflicts (the iraqi people) had nothing to do with you, but thats ok, if you wana be a dick i really dont care, im happy about where my life has taken me, and i hope someday, you can be about your own life too
User avatar #504 - princenarnode (06/12/2012) [-]
I am not trying to offend you or any marine, but thats why I would never enlist. Because if history tells us anything America gets involved in some pretty pointless wars that happen for no good reason, and people die because of it. I wouldn't want to be apart of anything like that. I would only fight if my country actually needed me, like it was invaded or a global power (like the nazis in ww2) threatened to overturn the balance of power.
User avatar #500 - coolfuzzy (06/12/2012) [-]
I'm sorry if I offended you, but my point is why are you fighting if your only reason is to protect your fellow marines? Thats clearly not the reason you signed up and if it is it's a bit of a paradox.
User avatar #521 - drdazzoo (06/12/2012) [-]
that is the reason i signed up, to work with everyone already out there fighting, if i can save one person that i call my brother, than i can die happy, alot of people dont understand it i guess, its not about logic... or else we wouldnt be in the fucking asshole of the world
User avatar #871 - princenarnode (06/12/2012) [-]
yeah I think we all know its not about logic, because logically going to Iraq s probably the worst idea anyone could make. I don't know why everyone on this sight treats soldiers with more respect than other people, just because you risk your life doesn't make you a hero. Plenty of other people risk their lives doing other things everyday, but those people aren't ruining other people's lives. Those people for example may be miners or maybe a police man might even find himself in a little pickle trying to enforce the law. A soldier kills people, there is absolutely nothing anyone can argue to change that fact. Buildings get destroyed, civilians are caught in crossfires, and innocent people are forced to fight because they want to protect their country because you people invaded. But then you'll just blame the politicians, "Oh its not my fault that I gunned down an enemy soldier trying to protect his country, because the man in the chair told me to do it." That's a giant load of bull and you should now it. The man with the gun gives the politician power, so if any soldier gives me that excuse then I can just say "well if you don't like his decisions why did you enlist to work for him?"

I can't pretend to know all of the reasons why you fight, and I also can't pretend to know what its like to be in a combat situation. But your logic is if I can save someone I call brother I can die happy? Even if saving him requires you to kill a person that is a brother to someone else? That is terrible, do you people think of anyone but your selves? Do you ever think about the enemy? They are just people too except in most cases when they are fighting your country they are the ones who are trying to protect their rights and their families. You just go there to help your fellow soldiers, at the cost of ruining other people's lives? I think I made my point, and I know you and everyone else on this sight won't agree with me because they're a bunch of military loving Americans.
User avatar #920 - drdazzoo (06/14/2012) [-]
and the way you say it makes it seem like we say " DAAAAAH i wana go to iraq and kill things make big boom! DAAAH! fight terrorist! MERICA!!" most people with they could do something more meaningful, but hey, most of us get to save more lives than we take by doing what we do, and no, im not talking about american lives...
User avatar #918 - drdazzoo (06/14/2012) [-]
well, not all of us are there to kill civilians or whatever you think were doing, your opinions are based on propaganda and things you know nothing about, when i was in iraq i saved children caught in the crossfire of not us, but waring militant groups, used my body as a human shield, so no, were not all assholes, and i treat civilians in america with the same respect i treat my brothers, if you dont want to say thank you, or whatever you think that other people feel necessary, then i dont care.. thats not the reason i do it
#480 - most people in my position would probably be a douche (im an a…  [+] (10 new replies) 06/12/2012 on The Veteran +3
User avatar #488 - coolfuzzy (06/12/2012) [-]
well thats all very noble and what you do is brave I guess, but if you weren't all fighting over there, then you wouldn't have to worry about protecting the man to your left and right.
User avatar #493 - drdazzoo (06/12/2012) [-]
well, unless you can contact the president to tell him to bring everyone the fuck home, then dont fucking talk, we dont exactly have a choice of whether to go over seas or not, we signed up to be marines, not babysitters and bulletsponges
User avatar #779 - tkfourtwoone (06/12/2012) [-]
So it's either be a marine or be a babysitter? Seriously?

Because anyone who doesn't enroll is a worthless piece of shit, right?

Because it's so degrading to actually sit your ass home and study and go to college and become a doctor/economist/engineer/whatever CONSTRUCTIVE thing to do.
User avatar #919 - drdazzoo (06/14/2012) [-]
no... im an officer, so i went to college first actually, and im working toward a medical degree while im in the marine corps, why do you need to get to indignant because i chose a career path different from your own?

and the baby sitter comment was meaning we didnt sign up to babysit people that cant solve their own conflicts (the iraqi people) had nothing to do with you, but thats ok, if you wana be a dick i really dont care, im happy about where my life has taken me, and i hope someday, you can be about your own life too
User avatar #504 - princenarnode (06/12/2012) [-]
I am not trying to offend you or any marine, but thats why I would never enlist. Because if history tells us anything America gets involved in some pretty pointless wars that happen for no good reason, and people die because of it. I wouldn't want to be apart of anything like that. I would only fight if my country actually needed me, like it was invaded or a global power (like the nazis in ww2) threatened to overturn the balance of power.
User avatar #500 - coolfuzzy (06/12/2012) [-]
I'm sorry if I offended you, but my point is why are you fighting if your only reason is to protect your fellow marines? Thats clearly not the reason you signed up and if it is it's a bit of a paradox.
User avatar #521 - drdazzoo (06/12/2012) [-]
that is the reason i signed up, to work with everyone already out there fighting, if i can save one person that i call my brother, than i can die happy, alot of people dont understand it i guess, its not about logic... or else we wouldnt be in the fucking asshole of the world
User avatar #871 - princenarnode (06/12/2012) [-]
yeah I think we all know its not about logic, because logically going to Iraq s probably the worst idea anyone could make. I don't know why everyone on this sight treats soldiers with more respect than other people, just because you risk your life doesn't make you a hero. Plenty of other people risk their lives doing other things everyday, but those people aren't ruining other people's lives. Those people for example may be miners or maybe a police man might even find himself in a little pickle trying to enforce the law. A soldier kills people, there is absolutely nothing anyone can argue to change that fact. Buildings get destroyed, civilians are caught in crossfires, and innocent people are forced to fight because they want to protect their country because you people invaded. But then you'll just blame the politicians, "Oh its not my fault that I gunned down an enemy soldier trying to protect his country, because the man in the chair told me to do it." That's a giant load of bull and you should now it. The man with the gun gives the politician power, so if any soldier gives me that excuse then I can just say "well if you don't like his decisions why did you enlist to work for him?"

I can't pretend to know all of the reasons why you fight, and I also can't pretend to know what its like to be in a combat situation. But your logic is if I can save someone I call brother I can die happy? Even if saving him requires you to kill a person that is a brother to someone else? That is terrible, do you people think of anyone but your selves? Do you ever think about the enemy? They are just people too except in most cases when they are fighting your country they are the ones who are trying to protect their rights and their families. You just go there to help your fellow soldiers, at the cost of ruining other people's lives? I think I made my point, and I know you and everyone else on this sight won't agree with me because they're a bunch of military loving Americans.
User avatar #920 - drdazzoo (06/14/2012) [-]
and the way you say it makes it seem like we say " DAAAAAH i wana go to iraq and kill things make big boom! DAAAH! fight terrorist! MERICA!!" most people with they could do something more meaningful, but hey, most of us get to save more lives than we take by doing what we do, and no, im not talking about american lives...
User avatar #918 - drdazzoo (06/14/2012) [-]
well, not all of us are there to kill civilians or whatever you think were doing, your opinions are based on propaganda and things you know nothing about, when i was in iraq i saved children caught in the crossfire of not us, but waring militant groups, used my body as a human shield, so no, were not all assholes, and i treat civilians in america with the same respect i treat my brothers, if you dont want to say thank you, or whatever you think that other people feel necessary, then i dont care.. thats not the reason i do it
#179 - this actually made me laugh.... 05/16/2012 on D3 0

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User avatar #2 - TonHyukOTP (06/21/2011) [-]
Hey here's a link to the screencap of your rolling magic:
http://funnyjunk.com/funny_pictures/2261542/A+lesson+in+dubs+and+trips/
User avatar #3 to #2 - drdazzoo (06/21/2011) [-]
i just made one and posted it, thanks anyway
User avatar #1 - trentrentz (05/11/2011) [-]
hey i liked and thumbed your posts, do the same for me with these pics please?

http://funnyjunk.com/funny_pictures/2098600/Challenge+Accepted/

http:/ /funnyjunk.com/funny_pictures/2098578/Messages/
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