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drcocktail

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Personal Info
Gender: female
Age: 21
Date Signed Up:2/24/2013
Last Login:1/24/2015
Location:Scotland
Funnyjunk Career Stats
Content Ranking:#8986
Comment Ranking:#28980
Highest Content Rank:#315
Highest Comment Rank:#12197
Content Thumbs: 10165 total,  11476 ,  1311
Comment Thumbs: 145 total,  238 ,  93
Content Level Progress: 93% (93/100)
Level 200 Content: Comedic Genius → Level 201 Content: Comedic Genius
Comment Level Progress: 0% (0/1)
Level 94 Comments: Srs Business → Level 95 Comments: Srs Business
Subscribers:1
Content Views:514205
Times Content Favorited:586 times
Total Comments Made:276
FJ Points:450

Funny Pictures

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    Comments: 133
    Favorites: 188
    Uploaded: 03/31/13
    A wild Gordon Ramsay appeared! A wild Gordon Ramsay appeared!
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    Comments: 176
    Favorites: 131
    Uploaded: 03/31/13
    Obama Obama
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    Comments: 79
    Favorites: 23
    Uploaded: 02/24/13
    Furbies... Furbies...
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    Comments: 38
    Favorites: 29
    Uploaded: 02/24/13
    Oh frogman Oh frogman
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    Comments: 12
    Favorites: 20
    Uploaded: 02/24/13
    why why
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    Comments: 17
    Favorites: 6
    Uploaded: 03/31/13
    Happy Easter! :D Happy Easter! :D
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Funny Gifs

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    Comments: 11
    Favorites: 57
    Uploaded: 02/24/13
    Virginity. Virginity.
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    Comments: 28
    Favorites: 28
    Uploaded: 12/30/13
    Okay then. Okay then.
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    Comments: 11
    Favorites: 42
    Uploaded: 02/24/13
    Dog vs Cat Dog vs Cat
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    Comments: 4
    Favorites: 2
    Uploaded: 02/24/13
    MFW someone flashes on omegl MFW someone flashes on omegl
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    Comments: 1
    Favorites: 15
    Uploaded: 02/24/13
    The easy levels... The easy levels...
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    Comments: 2
    Favorites: 1
    Uploaded: 01/15/15
    When a kid gives you a shit drawing. When a kid gives you a shit...

latest user's comments

#58 - Me: 14 Mum: 58 Dad: 48 Haters gonna hate  [+] (2 new replies) 01/04/2014 on dad level 55 +1
User avatar #304 - matriculator (01/05/2014) [-]
Dood, I thought you were me for a second.
#64 - themongoose (01/04/2014) [-]
your dad let his guard down.
#97514 - Hi, I'm trying to come up with a name for a facebook page that…  [+] (2 new replies) 10/25/2013 on Social Board -1
User avatar #97608 - kolsinder (10/26/2013) [-]
Norfolk and chance
User avatar #97534 - aherorising (10/25/2013) [-]
please don't. last thing we want is facebook tweens invading fj.
I won't let 9gag ever happen again
#97513 - I'm on it but i don't see anyone else... 10/25/2013 on Social Board 0
#83720 - Thanx ever so much, will try it now! 07/05/2013 on Advice - love advice,... 0
#83718 - Does anyone know how to make a funnyjunk compilation? (Prefera…  [+] (2 new replies) 07/05/2013 on Advice - love advice,... 0
User avatar #83719 - misticalz (07/05/2013) [-]
Like a comp of images?

Just Make the canvas on your image as wide as the widest image on the comp.
Then add up all the height dimensions on the images to see how long you should make it.
If you're going to add text between the images add at least 700px or more on the height total.
Then just add your images and they should fit, of course you could re-size the images however you want once you have them into your image editor.
User avatar #83720 - drcocktail (07/05/2013) [-]
Thanx ever so much, will try it now!
#160 - Picture 07/04/2013 on Thank you Obama +1
#35 - Picture  [+] (1 new reply) 07/03/2013 on My favorite scene from MIB +32
User avatar #45 - ifapinschool (07/03/2013) [-]
NOT WHAT I EXPECTED.
#49 - Picture 06/26/2013 on HAHA +14
#57 - Jus' gonna leave this here, bitches.  [+] (1 new reply) 06/26/2013 on Perfect Loop +2
#71 - eutherin (06/26/2013) [-]
Holy stutter.
#6 - Comment deleted 06/16/2013 on Swag is OVER 9000 0
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User avatar #46 - turva (05/18/2013) [-]
please mate i need rits
#43 - bigairchicago **User deleted account** has deleted their comment [-]
User avatar #45 to #43 - drcocktail (03/24/2013) [-]
:-)
#42 - purescottish **User deleted account** has deleted their comment [-]
User avatar #44 to #42 - drcocktail (03/24/2013) [-]
well ok...take some other stuff then, but leave at least one of each item :)
User avatar #41 - alphanet (03/24/2013) [-]
thanks
User avatar #39 - captianred (03/19/2013) [-]
thanks<3
User avatar #40 to #39 - drcocktail (03/19/2013) [-]
no probs :)
User avatar #36 - captianred (03/19/2013) [-]
can you help me get 900 coal, I just got 18k demonic ores and if i get the coal i'll have a demonic badge for my red list :D
User avatar #37 to #36 - drcocktail (03/19/2013) [-]
k doke, ill collect as much as i can :)
User avatar #38 to #37 - captianred (03/19/2013) [-]
ty so much :D
User avatar #29 - captianred (03/18/2013) [-]
thank you for the red items :D
User avatar #30 to #29 - drcocktail (03/18/2013) [-]
no probs
if you see any thing red u wud like on my profile jus send a trade for free :)
User avatar #31 to #30 - captianred (03/18/2013) [-]
You're the most amazing person eva
User avatar #32 to #31 - drcocktail (03/18/2013) [-]
i know right :)
User avatar #33 to #32 - captianred (03/18/2013) [-]
and if you want any kind of payback just send kriptickillz a request :D
User avatar #34 to #33 - drcocktail (03/18/2013) [-]
k will do ;)
User avatar #35 to #34 - kriptickillz (03/18/2013) [-]
awesome :D
User avatar #27 - thekillerwalrus (03/18/2013) [-]
Thanks :)
User avatar #28 to #27 - drcocktail (03/18/2013) [-]
no probs :)
User avatar #20 - pellonpoika (03/12/2013) [-]
Thanks! :)
User avatar #21 to #20 - drcocktail (03/12/2013) [-]
Nb ;)
User avatar #13 - BiohazardSammich (03/12/2013) [-]
Thank you very much!
User avatar #14 to #13 - drcocktail (03/12/2013) [-]
No problem! I don't have much, but if you need anything, just ask!
User avatar #15 to #14 - BiohazardSammich (03/12/2013) [-]
Is there any item you happen to be a fan of?
User avatar #16 to #15 - drcocktail (03/12/2013) [-]
Not particularly, but i sell all items for chests/keys
If no one has anything i really need, i give it for free :)
User avatar #11 - pellonpoika (03/12/2013) [-]
Thank you!
User avatar #12 to #11 - drcocktail (03/12/2013) [-]
Nb :D
User avatar #9 - danielfm (03/02/2013) [-]
thanks man :D
User avatar #10 to #9 - drcocktail (03/02/2013) [-]
welcome ;)
User avatar #8 - therecipeman (03/02/2013) [-]
Could I give it to you for the Demi god scroll?
#7 - narwhalsnballs **User deleted account** has deleted their comment [-]
User avatar #6 to #5 - drcocktail (02/28/2013) [-]
thx
#3 - wetcuntjuice **User deleted account** has deleted their comment [-]
User avatar #4 to #3 - drcocktail (02/27/2013) [-]
any time :)
#1 - shedrule ONLINE (02/27/2013) [-]
i gave you another 5 :) sorry though nothing back
User avatar #2 to #1 - drcocktail (02/27/2013) [-]
aww thx, its fine tho :)
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