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drakonov

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Date Signed Up:10/04/2011
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#1 - its kinda nifty how quickly the sun moves when he does the sto…  [+] (1 new reply) 12/27/2015 on how to parallel park +31
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#7 - clickythepirate (12/28/2015) [-]
What i actually really find nifty is if you look closely you can see tire skid marks on the road like it's actually being pushed sideways
#12 - about ******* time  [+] (2 new replies) 12/02/2015 on 20's are back. +187
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#28 - burgonyasalata (12/02/2015) [-]
made me ecks dee
#46 - uleaveinpieces (12/02/2015) [-]
#1 - yikes bud, thats kinda painfully true  [+] (1 new reply) 11/22/2015 on me. +73
#76 - nigeltheoutlaw (11/23/2015) [-]
>worked with kids for years with nothing but a stellar record from everyone, even the suspicious parents
>walking home one day since my bike is broken
>be only a scrawny 16 year old
>see child in front of a house smile at me
>nod and smile at the kid since he seemed happy and didn't want to hurt his feelings
>who I presume is the dad comes out and becomes aggressive and acts like he wants to fight me
>feel like shit because I can't even safely acknowledge a friendly child without people acting like I'm a rape demon
#3 - Picture  [+] (12 new replies) 11/22/2015 on Me +3
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#4 - platinumaltaria (11/22/2015) [-]
Fuck this guy I will take a lighter burden any fucking day sign my bitch ass up I am ready.
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#5 - Einsty (11/22/2015) [-]
You'd look hella sweet with broader shoulders tho.
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#6 - platinumaltaria (11/23/2015) [-]
There is so much about this that's funny and wrong, but you don't get that.
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#7 - Einsty (11/23/2015) [-]
Care to enlighten me?
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#8 - platinumaltaria (11/23/2015) [-]
I'm trans, my shoulders are waaaaay too broad.
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#9 - Einsty (11/23/2015) [-]
As long as the face is alright, it's good.
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#10 - platinumaltaria (11/23/2015) [-]
What on earth does that mean?
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#11 - Einsty (11/23/2015) [-]
You remember Bruce? The guy who won the woman of the year award? His butt may say Caitlyn, but his face says Bruce. You can look reasonably feminine even with broad shoulders.

I of course assume things about you.
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#12 - platinumaltaria (11/23/2015) [-]
Well I'm not feminine at all.
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#13 - Einsty (11/23/2015) [-]
I got nothing then.
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#14 - platinumaltaria (11/23/2015) [-]
what?
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#15 - Einsty (11/23/2015) [-]
I have no more meaningful comments to add to this discussion.
#1 - thats Bobby Darin you uncultured swine 11/21/2015 on (untitled) +10
#12 - to have cake means to refrain from eating it so that you still… 11/20/2015 on Satanic suppourt +1
#3 - he openly criticised european states for their reluctance to a… 11/20/2015 on then theres this guy +3
#7 - ...just like religion 11/20/2015 on Satanic suppourt -4
#5 - all religious institutes are built with some ingrained violenc…  [+] (5 new replies) 11/20/2015 on Satanic suppourt 0
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#8 - maxismahname (11/20/2015) [-]
Stupid Phrases You Should Never Say Again I never really understood that saying. It doesn't make any fucking sense
#12 - drakonov (11/20/2015) [-]
to have cake means to refrain from eating it so that you still HAVE cake for later.

but you want to consume it and finish what you have, so you DONT have cake.

'i want to save it for later and have it right now at the same time'
#6 - alwaysscaroused (11/20/2015) [-]
why else would i have cake
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#13 - roninneko (11/20/2015) [-]
Well, if you eat the cake, you don't have it anymore, do you?

Being in possession of cake and eating the cake are two mutually-exclusive interactions with cake. You can either have it and never eat it, or eat it and no longer have it.
#7 - drakonov (11/20/2015) [-]
...just like religion
#1 - i thought 'buried at sea' required you to be thrown from a ship.  [+] (1 new reply) 11/20/2015 on A proper funeral. 0
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#2 - patheticfallacy (11/20/2015) [-]
he was aiming for it
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User avatar #1 - gugek (12/07/2014) [-]
Good afternoon! Have a great day today
 
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