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#15568 - Beta was great. Could get all the skills on any characters fir…  [+] (4 new replies) 07/27/2014 on Fitness - muscle and... 0
#15572 - ipostcp (07/27/2014) [-]
I think the point of a car is to have the edge over infantry. So no shit it would be unbalanced.
User avatar #15579 - herecomesjohnny (07/27/2014) [-]
well in halo it barely unbalanced anything though
User avatar #15574 - adunsaveme (07/27/2014) [-]
When the only sure-fire way to take out any skilled player in a vehicle is with your super ability, something's wrong
User avatar #15573 - drainbamage (07/27/2014) [-]
I understand that, but the only way to kill them as an infantry is a well placed grenade. If someone had the 'tank' it would be gg and make it too hard to fight against it. There was also no way to mount enemy vehicles like in Halo to secure a kill.
#4 - Because I think you are Microsoft Excel Entei. What …  [+] (19 new replies) 07/26/2014 on Spanish Speaking Whore... +137
User avatar #5 - hellomynameisbill (07/26/2014) [-]
Excel Entei = excelente = the spanish word for excellent
User avatar #68 - matheomaidana (07/27/2014) [-]
It's pronounced Ex-ceh-lehn-teh
User avatar #11 - wotterpatch (07/26/2014) [-]
But in german it's pronounce ent-aye
User avatar #61 - hotschurl (07/27/2014) [-]
only if you're a stereotypical German who speaks broken English and says 'ze' instead of 'the'
[spoiler] Source: I'm German and I've always been pronouncing it ent-ay and most people i know have, too[spoiler]
User avatar #63 - wotterpatch (07/27/2014) [-]
Germans not my first language, and i've always been taught that if an i is after an e you pronounce it as i.
whoops
User avatar #64 - hotschurl (07/27/2014) [-]
Usually, yes. But not nearly always, in names often not and also in words that originate in another language (e.g. there are many words that were originally technical terms borrowed from Latin), for example Protein is pronounced 'pro-teh-een', not 'pro-tuyn'
User avatar #65 - wotterpatch (07/27/2014) [-]
hmm, i see the distinction

Thanks, stranger
User avatar #7 - unfairlybanned (07/26/2014) [-]
I kept thinking, "X-entei..."

Im retarded.
#6 - onlyonesnoopy (07/26/2014) [-]
User avatar #56 - nefarian (07/26/2014) [-]
I came down to the comments so I could get the joke.
User avatar #28 - penileburglar (07/26/2014) [-]
Responded to the wrong comment, brah.
#44 - penileburglar has deleted their comment.
#43 - itsjustblaze (07/26/2014) [-]
No he didnt, Brah
User avatar #45 - penileburglar (07/26/2014) [-]
He replied to the one who explained the joke, not the one who didn't get it.
#50 - onlyonesnoopy (07/26/2014) [-]
I knew exactly who I was responding too.
User avatar #66 - penileburglar (07/27/2014) [-]
Ah, so you're just being silly. Carry on then.
#46 - itsjustblaze (07/26/2014) [-]
User avatar #48 - roddor (07/26/2014) [-]
The point is Penile genuinely didn't get the joke.
User avatar #67 - penileburglar (07/27/2014) [-]
No, I got the joke just fine, unless you're implying that the comment that started this thread was supposed to be being ironic. Which I highly doubt it was, but go ahead and believe that if you want to.
#140 - He's kinda gotta be, he's a gambler. 07/26/2014 on My reaction the A New Dawn 0
#12 - ****** love Spazie 07/26/2014 on LCS +1
#1440 - **drainbamage rolls 120,001,552** Why not? 07/24/2014 on admin craps on your face +1
#62 - I love that hes just, "Sucks to suck, bitch". 07/24/2014 on League Of Legends Porn Trailer +13
#61 - Dravens death was the ******* best. He just grunt…  [+] (4 new replies) 07/24/2014 on League Of Legends Porn Trailer 0
User avatar #81 - alstorp (07/24/2014) [-]
Pretty sure he doesn't eat him...
User avatar #74 - Johnsfer (07/24/2014) [-]
it shows actual rengar vs adc gameplay
User avatar #72 - Encarna (07/24/2014) [-]
Draven [20:38] : Report team, no peel.
Rengar [20:39] : /laugh /laugh /laugh
User avatar #83 - mathmanchris (07/24/2014) [-]
[13:37] [All] Rengar (Ringo): Get #rekt son!
#129 - Kinda cheatin by adding 60 shots. 07/24/2014 on Most Expensive Starbucks... +2
#25 - This is the scene that made me cry. Could not take tha…  [+] (6 new replies) 07/21/2014 on This made me cry... +19
User avatar #105 - messerauditore (07/21/2014) [-]
What a feels trip that series was. So good.
#69 - sirbrentcoe (07/21/2014) [-]
and that's the other one.. great fuckin' show..
#60 - opa (07/21/2014) [-]
why man...
User avatar #48 - rokkai (07/21/2014) [-]
i just don't cry to series and such but this one... i shed a few tears
User avatar #46 - wthree (07/21/2014) [-]
That scene hit me hard.

They say that you should never feel bad if you make the wrong choice, and can't save someones life, because they would have died anyway. But it's impossible to shake the feeling that if you acted a little faster or spent a little more time thinking something through, you could have saved their life. That it was your ineptitude that allowed them to die, and that they could have survived.

#43 - theroflcer (07/21/2014) [-]
Remember that scene too,
If I ever forgot the show, that would be the last scene to leave my mind.
#1006744 - Looks like you aren't playing it Anyone else?  [+] (1 new reply) 07/18/2014 on Video Games Board - console... 0
#1006747 - mr skeltal (07/18/2014) [-]
tfw 360fag
#104 - Don't piss off the user that posts nudes 07/18/2014 on (OC) 'Murica 0
#1006727 - Anyone else rockin that Destiny beta?  [+] (4 new replies) 07/18/2014 on Video Games Board - console... 0
User avatar #1006758 - youngneil (07/18/2014) [-]
I could use my thing to get PS3 beta codes, but all of my friends have Xbox 360 as well, so I'm just gonna wait for that beta to start, redeem for Xbox 360 codes, and have a small team going.
#1006731 - mr skeltal (07/18/2014) [-]
gee, i dunno. a highly anticipated game that launches a beta today? i doubt anybody will be playing it.
User avatar #1006744 - drainbamage (07/18/2014) [-]
Looks like you aren't playing it Anyone else?
#1006747 - mr skeltal (07/18/2014) [-]
tfw 360fag
#1148 - **drainbamage rolls 273,091,864** Why not try, amirite? 07/18/2014 on Roll for Red 0
#21 - Speedy thing goes in, speedy things comes out. 07/18/2014 on portals are cool +4
#2 - How ******* weird would that be. To have someone …  [+] (4 new replies) 07/17/2014 on portals are cool +69
#38 - matgia (07/18/2014) [-]
Jokes on them. I masterbate a lot.
User avatar #14 - EnergizierAnon (07/17/2014) [-]
the weirder thing with that is that since that finger isn't yours, it wont bend when you want to make a fist or whatever. Plus the fact that peoples hands are usually not similar, the girl would have a thicker finger coming out of her ring, and the guy would have a dainty one, probably with a pedicured nail on it.
User avatar #25 - theviusking (07/18/2014) [-]
Imagine if one of them were to die one day and the other just sat there with a lifeless white finger hanging. Like imagine what is going through their mind.. And if you lose the finger than the spouse took off their ring for some odd reason. Though you could talk to eachother long distance for free (without phone) if you just commit to learning brail..

This shit's legit.
User avatar #29 - themightymrplow (07/18/2014) [-]
I was just thinking about getting a bigger ring and putting it in your pants to fuck while in a conference or something but yea, whatever dude.
#1 - She added the R and everything. That's totally gonna get her shot. 07/17/2014 on Grils r werid +1
#1 - Was decent 6/10 07/17/2014 on because im... 0
#2 - Evo 2014 MVC3U tourny  [+] (1 new reply) 07/17/2014 on imagine how excited he'd... +1
User avatar #3 - ieatpaste (07/17/2014) [-]
thanks buddy
#7 - Could have been # 07/17/2014 on Ryu (My little Dragon) 0
#5 - changes based on which mythology is talking about it.  [+] (1 new reply) 07/17/2014 on Oh oh, this might go wrong... 0
User avatar #11 - shorea (07/17/2014) [-]
I've heard different versions on why did she open it, but in every single myth I've read, she was given the box as a dowry.
#3 - got one of these bad boys and waited for my brothers to come h… 07/17/2014 on May Your Hand Be Steady And... 0
#16 - Minimum wage in America is 7.30, still not enough to live off of.  [+] (1 new reply) 07/15/2014 on There are good ppl in the... +1
User avatar #74 - poophaspooped (07/15/2014) [-]
minimum wage differs from state to state based on the cost of living lol

I'm from Ohio and minimum is 7.90
#12 - THAT or because waiters make about $2.30/hr and need the gratu…  [+] (4 new replies) 07/15/2014 on There are good ppl in the... +1
#29 - thescyle (07/15/2014) [-]
I am a waiter and i make 5 bucks each hour and i just quit my job because I honestly got enough money, so I can make the next three month with the money I earned (from tips) in the last 7 month.... so Mister Gold Account.... fuck off, the tipping system is giving me 3 month without work because everyone thinks i couldn't live with the 5 bucks alone (which everyone easily can, if you just would work enough, like I did) and tips like shit... I love morales and people who try to act like they have some....
#14 - mr skeltal (07/15/2014) [-]
where i live waiters make minimum wage, somewhere around $9.30
User avatar #16 - drainbamage (07/15/2014) [-]
Minimum wage in America is 7.30, still not enough to live off of.
User avatar #74 - poophaspooped (07/15/2014) [-]
minimum wage differs from state to state based on the cost of living lol

I'm from Ohio and minimum is 7.90
#22 - I prefer the first time you see his hair.  [+] (4 new replies) 07/15/2014 on Now i can die in peace +317
#167 - dafttpunkk (07/16/2014) [-]
I prefer not having autism. people watch this?
#137 - withthelemons (07/15/2014) [-]
I remember my first time seeing this episode
#104 - gruntmastr (07/15/2014) [-]
User avatar #90 - zuflux (07/15/2014) [-]
I love this show so much.
#1 - Take him to court? Or option 2, the not so good lady… 07/15/2014 on Ex-boyfriend revenge on her... +1
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#3 - mr skeltal (09/14/2014) [-]
i made you art
User avatar #2 - tehbestever (08/17/2014) [-]
relog

i hope you lurk

go to the mod boards and ask before you flag
#1 - mr skeltal (05/21/2013) [-]
protip: don't tell people what took you to places on the internet.
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