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dragonfucker

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Gender: male
Age: 21
Steam Profile: gotta get to know ye better first
Consoles Owned: PC, ps2, ps3, n64, gbasp, ds lite, wii, xbox one
Video Games Played: tf2, skyrim, dark souls 1/2, divinity series, drakengard1/2/3, shadow warrior, batttlefield 3/4, dmc devil may cry, elder scrolls online fuck yeah
Interests: art, drawing, digital art, internet, rule34, tits, dragonesses, nature, shiny stuff, playing piano, e621
Date Signed Up:3/17/2013
Last Login:1/12/2016
Location:Netherlands
FunnyJunk Career Stats
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Level 303 Comments: Lord Of Laughs → Level 304 Comments: Lord Of Laughs
Subscribers:8
Content Views:591209
Times Content Favorited:844 times
Total Comments Made:568
FJ Points:300183
Favorite Tags: comic (19) | dragon (10) | skyrim (5) | Pokemon (3) | dark souls (2) | Dorkly (2) | Seath (2)
I love everyone.
(except terrorists)

-fucker of dragons
-collector of nsfw dragon pics (527 as of now)

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i like entertaining people.
i also have a huge imagination
(i may be weird but i'm a nice fella)

latest user's comments

#6 - there was an attempt i liked this one  [+] (1 new reply) 10/13/2015 on Shamchat Adventures 7 +27
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#20 - nerdkoopa (10/14/2015) [-]
That's pretty much how I imagined it.
#16 - Picture 10/11/2015 on mine now +15
#27 - Picture 10/11/2015 on (untitled) +25
#15 - Picture 10/11/2015 on mine now +29
#2 - here's another one  [+] (10 new replies) 10/10/2015 on Tickets for Dad +167
#89 - anon (10/11/2015) [-]
as a mexican, I can tell you that growing up, all mexican parents tell their kids that they will need buy a house for them when they grow up. so nice to see it happen
#41 - majoen (10/11/2015) [-]
"Oh, hijo" ...fuck
#29 - jdizzleoffthehizzl (10/11/2015) [-]
The camera lady trying not to cry makes me laugh so much
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#6 - gunmandude (10/11/2015) [-]
That made my day. Thank you.
#3 - anon (10/10/2015) [-]
for anyone not knowing whats going on, the guy paid off his parents mortgage
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#44 - dalgaard (10/11/2015) [-]
is he loaded or something
#45 - trinitycrush (10/11/2015) [-]
Clearly a kingpin. Don't you see?
#11 - kingthatcrawls (10/11/2015) [-]
I can confirm. I was the dog.
#32 - zhank (10/11/2015) [-]
"Was"
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#82 - ronyx (10/11/2015) [-]
Probably undercover Narc
#12 - here 10/08/2015 on Skyrim Tale 0
#5 - Picture 10/07/2015 on Could also be an atheist,or... +78
#5 - gg  [+] (4 new replies) 10/07/2015 on Panic Shot +94
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#88 - thrifty (10/08/2015) [-]
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#79 - jacoban (10/08/2015) [-]
wait ,sticky grenades?
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#49 - assassindash (10/08/2015) [-]
That moment he realized it was probably stuck to him while in the air....
#48 - hazardpay (10/08/2015) [-]
This has to be the funniest thing ive seen in a while.
#3 - >implying i came for the princess  [+] (6 new replies) 10/06/2015 on bitches be like +80
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#12 - chucknorrisisreal (10/07/2015) [-]
>implying i came for the dragon either
dat architecture
#6 - superpianoman (10/06/2015) [-]
#5 - burdaggie (10/06/2015) [-]
>implying?
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#16 - kiaserzerg (10/07/2015) [-]
get some hefty bags, a spray bottle, some hula hoops, and soft foam.

1) wrap the foam around the hula hoops.
2) tape the hefty bag to the inside of the hula hoops,
3)get some blankets and put them in the dryer,
4) put hot blankets on top of the construct, spray the inside of the bag-gina, crawl inside.

congrats, dragon pussy.
#8 - anon (10/07/2015) [-]
imagine crawling up a dragon vagina, whoah, like cave explorer
#13 - sergeantawesome (10/07/2015) [-]
wot
#12 - best booty 10/04/2015 on Sweet sweet dragon pussy +26
#11 - oh boy  [+] (3 new replies) 10/04/2015 on Sweet sweet dragon pussy +65
#73 - RyudenTamarashi (10/05/2015) [-]
lawl
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#17 - dracosjaws (10/05/2015) [-]
Is there a shirt like this.
#65 - vegasstoner (10/05/2015) [-]
would make a pretty killer shirt...you could always make a custom one.
#148 - Picture 10/04/2015 on Adventures of God 2 +47
#15 - Picture  [+] (39 new replies) 10/04/2015 on 5min in to anime and chill +419
#90 - checkemninja (10/04/2015) [-]
You do realize people are going to fap to this,right?
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#103 - classybot (10/04/2015) [-]
That's the goal lil' nigguh
#79 - anon (10/04/2015) [-]
This is dangerous for them. She could have a weapon concealed there.
#230 - anon (10/06/2015) [-]
where is the reversed gif?
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#206 - affix (10/04/2015) [-]
That is one of the stupidest things i've seen in a long time.
#184 - furiousmarshmellow (10/04/2015) [-]
My taint hurt watching this.
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#207 - affix (10/04/2015) [-]
It doesn't hurt your taint (between ballsack and asshole)
(Unless you're clenching or some shit)

When girls do this it hurts your wood more because 125lbs of girl is on your dick and her pubic bone is colliding with your equally hard wing wang.
#116 - datmine (10/04/2015) [-]
>weapons
#111 - doggydoodooo (10/04/2015) [-]
So many weapons.
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#150 - elcreepo (10/04/2015) [-]
Sauce

Because this seriously looks worth watching for the laughs
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#152 - joshkroger (10/04/2015) [-]
amagi brilliant park or something like that. It's pretty good. 7/10. 5/10 if you're a stickler for writing and characters and shit.
#203 - exotic (10/04/2015) [-]
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#202 - rattygoner (10/04/2015) [-]
just started watching and she pulls out the gun and a kid says "mama that girl is wearing blue striped panties. and her equipment is standard." this kids been on /k/ too much
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#197 - megaton (10/04/2015) [-]
my favorite thing about this anime is that every character is named off of famous rappers
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#149 - smokekusheveryday (10/04/2015) [-]
I cant remember the source for the life of me could you help a brother out
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#151 - lordpsycho (10/04/2015) [-]
amagi brilliant park
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#220 - smokekusheveryday (10/05/2015) [-]
I tried watching on anime44 but that shit wouldn't load (it normally does but that was when i lived in new jersey) i tried gogoanime.tv but it only had to videos and the first one only showed 50 seconds of each episode.. while the 2nd video had full episode but took about an hour to load any sites you could suggest that i could watch it on?
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#222 - smokekusheveryday (10/05/2015) [-]
Thanks much appreciated!
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#161 - smokekusheveryday (10/04/2015) [-]
Thanks man! appreciate it!
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#223 - lordpsycho (10/05/2015) [-]
np
#91 - upyoursnumbnuts (10/04/2015) [-]
Who the fuck is this chick? Loki from The Iron Druid series?
#112 - anon (10/04/2015) [-]
Kuko from Haiyore! Nyaruko-san
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#95 - garrad (10/04/2015) [-]
Awesome book series
#88 - checkemninja (10/04/2015) [-]
The magic of anime
#125 - waker (10/04/2015) [-]
To be fair that series would be a parody but still...
#61 - affix (10/04/2015) [-]
This boners the man.
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#46 - saltyfries (10/04/2015) [-]
fucker, you beat me to it
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#156 - katuc (10/04/2015) [-]
Sure, but you still have a chance to beat yourself to it.
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#159 - saltyfries (10/04/2015) [-]
meh, I have it saved ;)
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#138 - zwaxor (10/04/2015) [-]
Funny, I beat myself to it.
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#210 - saltyfries (10/04/2015) [-]
I feel terrible knowing that I just set myself up for a joke that almost has 10x the thumbs now... I deserved this
#18 - bypass (10/04/2015) [-]
#67 - synchron (10/04/2015) [-]
Have a gif bruh
#143 - anon (10/04/2015) [-]
how long have we had real gifs?
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#105 - ILIEKPEPSEE (10/04/2015) [-]
you added an extra frame?
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#76 - shadowdoogen (10/04/2015) [-]
Such difference, much wow
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#89 - simonbimon (10/04/2015) [-]
such doge memes
#58 - yoshibee (10/04/2015) [-]
#16 - boredom  [+] (2 new replies) 10/02/2015 on Artist of Funnyjunk +23
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#18 - bobtombobbob (10/02/2015) [-]
thatlittledoll
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#19 - thatlittledoll (10/02/2015) [-]
yessss
#143 - Picture  [+] (2 new replies) 10/02/2015 on dragonfucker's profile 0
#147 - shishyninners (11/30/2015) [-]
that's gay tbh
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#148 - dragonfucker (11/30/2015) [-]
nah, i said no homo
#96 - oh god i remember creating this ''wouldyoudoit'' for… 10/01/2015 on Dragon Dildos +32
#7 - not much later...  [+] (9 new replies) 09/29/2015 on Fappyp +220
#61 - myjunk (09/30/2015) [-]
www.g17.com.br/noticia.php?id=99 (in brazilian portugués)

The number 42 and the "texture physics" would be indicators that it's a sartirical article, even though there is no mention of the quote of his friends in the original article.

There it states, however that it "About 17 million erotic videos and 600 million photos were found on the teenager's computer".
That's plain impossible. Idk how's the internet speed in rural Brazil but if he started downloading 5 years ago that's 9300+ vids a day, 388/h.
Even if he shared with his friends that's highly doubtful.


Anyway, he died AFTER masturbating, not because of it.
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#60 - assassindash (09/30/2015) [-]
This is why you keep a drink nearby at all times, and food as well....

I probably look like a chicken leg hulk....
#53 - aceboy (09/30/2015) [-]
The question is:
Who the hell counted?
#59 - myjunk (09/30/2015) [-]
They said he had a webcam running.
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#52 - olesaintdikolas (09/30/2015) [-]
Guess that's the answer to life the universe and everything.
#23 - avatice (09/30/2015) [-]
>texture physics
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#10 - kalima (09/30/2015) [-]
How true is this?!
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#15 - gittons (09/30/2015) [-]
i have heard of this before.
85% sure it is legit.
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#28 - bigbeaufort (09/30/2015) [-]
Even though 83% of statistics are made up. I'm 99% sure you're right.
#1 - Picture  [+] (2 new replies) 09/27/2015 on The Times They Are a-Changin +83
#5 - fedoralover (09/28/2015) [-]
imagine the possibilities
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#7 - bleachtaire (09/28/2015) [-]
oh my god i clicked unhide all and i was prepared for the worst
thank god you werent a huge faggot this time
#8 - Picture 09/27/2015 on crossbreed priscilla is my... +7
#7 - Picture 09/27/2015 on crossbreed priscilla is my... 0
#127 - ** ************ used "*roll picture*"** ** *******… 09/22/2015 on Roll for our new logo 0
#141 - aww yiss thank 09/20/2015 on dragonfucker's profile 0
#3 - mlg squad to the rescue 09/20/2015 on Doritos 0
#45 - ill take 4 09/20/2015 on My Favorite Part of Halloween +9
#5 - Picture 09/05/2015 on Cool Vader Redesings +29

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User avatar #153 - dragonfucker ONLINE (01/08/2016) [-]
stickied by dragonfucker
Warning!
Risk of nightmares below!
Read these comments at own risk!
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starting with highly **** pics.
i wouldnt click on it if ye dont like dragons doing **** stuff.
www.dropbox.com/sh/lo7wsd05wy37m4z/AACaSm8OHybIcHT5nTZEn1Bza?dl=0
ima sick ***** , what can i say
#49 - dragonfucker ONLINE (11/26/2013) [+] (2 replies)
stickied by dragonfucker
#149 - deroderpderp ONLINE (12/03/2015) [-]
For someone with a name like yours you honestly lack in... Well.... You know.
User avatar #150 to #149 - dragonfucker ONLINE (12/03/2015) [-]
uwot
#142 - firuswolf (10/01/2015) [-]
10 minutes into unboxing dragon dildos and chill and he gives you this look
User avatar #143 to #142 - dragonfucker ONLINE (10/02/2015) [-]
#147 to #143 - shishyninners (11/30/2015) [-]
that's gay tbh
User avatar #148 to #147 - dragonfucker ONLINE (11/30/2015) [-]
nah, i said no homo
User avatar #109 - clavatnine (08/21/2015) [-]
Hello. I am detective John Kimble, and I'd like to ask you a bunch of questions, and I want them answered immediately. First, I would just like to get to know you.
User avatar #110 to #109 - dragonfucker ONLINE (08/21/2015) [-]
Oh **** not John Kimble
User avatar #111 to #110 - clavatnine (08/21/2015) [-]
If you give me the names of your drug suppliers and distributors, and I'll tell the judge what a nice cooperative killer you are.
User avatar #112 to #111 - dragonfucker ONLINE (08/21/2015) [-]
okay man take it easy man im innocent.
but theres some guy called Co Kaine and i think he runs all this **** together with D. Ope and Hero Ine
thats all i know
User avatar #114 to #112 - clavatnine (08/21/2015) [-]
So why does clavat ignore me?
User avatar #115 to #114 - dragonfucker ONLINE (08/21/2015) [-]
no idea
User avatar #116 to #115 - clavatnine (08/21/2015) [-]
I dun get it.
#113 to #112 - clavatnine (08/21/2015) [-]
hhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh
User avatar #104 - petsrock (08/06/2015) [-]
i got some dragooons bb
User avatar #105 to #104 - dragonfucker ONLINE (08/06/2015) [-]
10 time more than me, daaamn
#101 - vetis ONLINE (07/31/2015) [-]
I can appreciate your brave taste in dragons, but have you considered pandas as the master race?
User avatar #102 to #101 - dragonfucker ONLINE (07/31/2015) [-]
nope!
looks cute though...
#103 to #102 - vetis ONLINE (07/31/2015) [-]
Damn right it does. ♡
User avatar #106 to #103 - clavatnine (08/20/2015) [-]
Pandas are ******* retarded tho
User avatar #107 to #106 - vetis ONLINE (08/21/2015) [-]
k
User avatar #108 to #107 - clavatnine (08/21/2015) [-]
you don't understand tho
#83 - bakkenmetbaard (07/28/2015) [-]
SFW voor je :V
User avatar #85 to #84 - bakkenmetbaard (07/28/2015) [-]
Weet eigenlijk niet eens of **** op iemands wall posten nog mag...In den ouden dagen volgens mij wel.
User avatar #86 to #85 - dragonfucker ONLINE (07/28/2015) [-]
kdenk het nie nee, maar links zijn altijd welkom ;)
User avatar #92 to #91 - dragonfucker ONLINE (07/28/2015) [-]
alstu, een paar van mn faves

imgur.com/a/mrdYk#0
User avatar #94 to #93 - bakkenmetbaard (07/28/2015) [-]
Vaag genoeg kan ik niet nog een SFW link van m'n sona sturen

Dus stuur ik 'm maar zo
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En een **** versie want yolololo
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User avatar #96 to #94 - dragonfucker ONLINE (07/28/2015) [-]
oh en dank for die sharkies!
User avatar #95 to #94 - dragonfucker ONLINE (07/28/2015) [-]
nice! mine is mn icoon

btw fock it hier is mn hele fav collectie
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#89 to #88 - dragonfucker ONLINE (07/28/2015) [-]
velen dank, dit gaat bij mijn collectie
in de tussentijd heb ik jouw naam zitten tekenen
User avatar #90 to #89 - bakkenmetbaard (07/28/2015) [-]
Hahaaaa Nice
Mocht je nog pareltjes in je eigen collectie hebben, delen bitte. Ik heb nog een lading milf/size difference/vore/bovines voor je mocht je er interresse in hebben
User avatar #87 to #86 - bakkenmetbaard (07/28/2015) [-]
Bah, motivate me om m'n **** dragon folder online te gooien :v
#80 - dragonfucker ONLINE (07/12/2015) [-]
( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°)
User avatar #79 to #78 - murrlogic (07/06/2015) [-]
Morning.
User avatar #73 - lifesavers ONLINE (07/01/2015) [-]
You are the hero FJ needs.
User avatar #74 to #73 - dragonfucker ONLINE (07/01/2015) [-]
w...wha.. i am!?
Awesome!
thanks man
User avatar #75 to #74 - lifesavers ONLINE (07/01/2015) [-]
You need to spread the love of dragons all throughout the site. It's your heroic duty.
They don't know what they're missing.
User avatar #76 to #75 - dragonfucker ONLINE (07/01/2015) [-]
Sir yes sir!
User avatar #67 - denniswilles (06/23/2015) [-]
faggot
User avatar #68 to #67 - dragonfucker ONLINE (06/23/2015) [-]
User avatar #63 - ecomp (08/18/2014) [-]
User avatar #64 to #63 - dragonfucker ONLINE (08/23/2014) [-]
User avatar #61 - clavatninenine (08/10/2014) [-]
Excellent.
User avatar #120 to #61 - clavatnine (08/22/2015) [-]
pls stop ignoring me
User avatar #62 to #61 - dragonfucker ONLINE (08/10/2014) [-]
yus
User avatar #59 - frets (07/20/2014) [-]
You.
I like you.
I like this.
Continue doing whatever it was you were doing.
User avatar #60 to #59 - dragonfucker ONLINE (07/20/2014) [-]
thy thanks is most appreciated, sir frets.
I shall do my best!
#53 to #52 - popnotes (03/22/2014) [-]
I like you.   
I like you very much.
I like you.
I like you very much.
#54 to #53 - dragonfucker ONLINE (03/22/2014) [-]
i like you for liking me, very much
#55 to #54 - popnotes (03/22/2014) [-]
We should 			****		 dragons together sometime
We should **** dragons together sometime
#56 to #55 - dragonfucker ONLINE (03/22/2014) [-]
way ahead of ye!
#38 - hellscythe (10/17/2013) [-]
Comment Picture
User avatar #39 to #38 - dragonfucker ONLINE (10/18/2013) [-]
D'aaaww...
User avatar #41 to #40 - dragonfucker ONLINE (10/18/2013) [-]
whoa... big fella... awesome
User avatar #43 to #42 - dragonfucker ONLINE (10/18/2013) [-]
So yer just gonna fill my profile with awesome? i quite like that.
#44 to #43 - hellscythe (10/18/2013) [-]
well i haz dragon pics and you like dragon pics so it seems like the polite thing to do
User avatar #45 to #44 - dragonfucker ONLINE (10/18/2013) [-]
Aaw, thanks! feel free to post a few more if you'd like, but i'm going to sleep now since staying up later than 3:44 AM shall do me no good.

awesome pic
#46 to #45 - hellscythe (10/18/2013) [-]
goodnight ill post more some other time
User avatar #30 - rugmaster (05/07/2013) [-]
Dat username. Me like.
User avatar #31 to #30 - dragonfucker ONLINE (05/07/2013) [-]
aww yiss
#47 to #31 - RipperMan (10/29/2013) [-]
i shall agree with him
User avatar #48 to #47 - dragonfucker ONLINE (10/29/2013) [-]
awesome
#28 - strangesir ONLINE (05/05/2013) [-]
Comment Picture
User avatar #29 to #28 - dragonfucker ONLINE (05/06/2013) [-]
wait what
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