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Gender: male
Age: 21
Steam Profile: gotta get to know ye better first
Consoles Owned: PC, ps2, ps3, n64, gbasp, ds lite, wii, xbox one
Video Games Played: tf2, skyrim, dark souls 1/2, divinity series, drakengard1/2/3, shadow warrior, batttlefield 3/4, dmc devil may cry, elder scrolls online fuck yeah
Interests: art, drawing, digital art, internet, rule34, tits, dragonesses, nature, shiny stuff, playing piano, e621
Date Signed Up:3/17/2013
Last Login:1/12/2016
Location:Netherlands
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Favorite Tags: comic (19) | dragon (10) | skyrim (5) | Pokemon (3) | dark souls (2) | Dorkly (2) | Seath (2)
I love everyone.
(except terrorists)

-fucker of dragons
-collector of nsfw dragon pics (527 as of now)

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i like entertaining people.
i also have a huge imagination
(i may be weird but i'm a nice fella)

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#44 - hey man great talking to ya but im off to bed, 3 am here and i…  [+] (5 new replies) 04/08/2015 on execution style pranks 0
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#45 - darktoucan (04/08/2015) [-]
goodnight!
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#46 - dragonfucker (04/08/2015) [-]
same, cya
#47 - cya (04/08/2015) [-]
sleep well

you have an amazing name
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#64 - dragonfucker (04/08/2015) [-]
Why thank you c:
so do you
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#72 - cya (04/08/2015) [-]
:3
aw shucks, thanks (:
#42 - ye we also have ''Liberation Day'' to remember that on may 5th…  [+] (7 new replies) 04/08/2015 on execution style pranks +1
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#43 - darktoucan (04/08/2015) [-]
thats so cool. im so glad that you celebrate our soldiers as much as we still do. swelling with canadian pride
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#44 - dragonfucker (04/08/2015) [-]
hey man great talking to ya but im off to bed, 3 am here and i got lotta shit to do tomorrow
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#45 - darktoucan (04/08/2015) [-]
goodnight!
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#46 - dragonfucker (04/08/2015) [-]
same, cya
#47 - cya (04/08/2015) [-]
sleep well

you have an amazing name
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#64 - dragonfucker (04/08/2015) [-]
Why thank you c:
so do you
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#72 - cya (04/08/2015) [-]
:3
aw shucks, thanks (:
#40 - its the capital of Netherlands  [+] (9 new replies) 04/08/2015 on execution style pranks +1
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#41 - darktoucan (04/08/2015) [-]
ahh the Netherlands i want to visit there someday. i guess your people love us Canadians because we liberated you in ww2. my grandad went back there once years after the war and he was praised as a war hero by people that found out he was a canadian soldier that helped drive the nazis out of there.
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#42 - dragonfucker (04/08/2015) [-]
ye we also have ''Liberation Day'' to remember that on may 5th lots of celebration and stuff, pretty cool
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#43 - darktoucan (04/08/2015) [-]
thats so cool. im so glad that you celebrate our soldiers as much as we still do. swelling with canadian pride
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#44 - dragonfucker (04/08/2015) [-]
hey man great talking to ya but im off to bed, 3 am here and i got lotta shit to do tomorrow
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#45 - darktoucan (04/08/2015) [-]
goodnight!
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#46 - dragonfucker (04/08/2015) [-]
same, cya
#47 - cya (04/08/2015) [-]
sleep well

you have an amazing name
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#64 - dragonfucker (04/08/2015) [-]
Why thank you c:
so do you
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#72 - cya (04/08/2015) [-]
:3
aw shucks, thanks (:
#38 - probably from inhaling all the weed smoke coming from amsterda…  [+] (11 new replies) 04/08/2015 on execution style pranks +1
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#39 - darktoucan (04/08/2015) [-]
i have a stupid question. is Amsterdam a country or a city somewhere?
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#40 - dragonfucker (04/08/2015) [-]
its the capital of Netherlands
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#41 - darktoucan (04/08/2015) [-]
ahh the Netherlands i want to visit there someday. i guess your people love us Canadians because we liberated you in ww2. my grandad went back there once years after the war and he was praised as a war hero by people that found out he was a canadian soldier that helped drive the nazis out of there.
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#42 - dragonfucker (04/08/2015) [-]
ye we also have ''Liberation Day'' to remember that on may 5th lots of celebration and stuff, pretty cool
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#43 - darktoucan (04/08/2015) [-]
thats so cool. im so glad that you celebrate our soldiers as much as we still do. swelling with canadian pride
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#44 - dragonfucker (04/08/2015) [-]
hey man great talking to ya but im off to bed, 3 am here and i got lotta shit to do tomorrow
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#45 - darktoucan (04/08/2015) [-]
goodnight!
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#46 - dragonfucker (04/08/2015) [-]
same, cya
#47 - cya (04/08/2015) [-]
sleep well

you have an amazing name
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#64 - dragonfucker (04/08/2015) [-]
Why thank you c:
so do you
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#72 - cya (04/08/2015) [-]
:3
aw shucks, thanks (:
#36 - since i have short term memory i forget stuff alot …  [+] (13 new replies) 04/08/2015 on execution style pranks +1
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#37 - darktoucan (04/08/2015) [-]
probs from all the legal dope in your country. i know when i smoke i forget shit like it never happend
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#38 - dragonfucker (04/08/2015) [-]
probably from inhaling all the weed smoke coming from amsterdam i dont smoke really haha
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#39 - darktoucan (04/08/2015) [-]
i have a stupid question. is Amsterdam a country or a city somewhere?
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#40 - dragonfucker (04/08/2015) [-]
its the capital of Netherlands
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#41 - darktoucan (04/08/2015) [-]
ahh the Netherlands i want to visit there someday. i guess your people love us Canadians because we liberated you in ww2. my grandad went back there once years after the war and he was praised as a war hero by people that found out he was a canadian soldier that helped drive the nazis out of there.
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#42 - dragonfucker (04/08/2015) [-]
ye we also have ''Liberation Day'' to remember that on may 5th lots of celebration and stuff, pretty cool
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#43 - darktoucan (04/08/2015) [-]
thats so cool. im so glad that you celebrate our soldiers as much as we still do. swelling with canadian pride
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#44 - dragonfucker (04/08/2015) [-]
hey man great talking to ya but im off to bed, 3 am here and i got lotta shit to do tomorrow
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#45 - darktoucan (04/08/2015) [-]
goodnight!
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#46 - dragonfucker (04/08/2015) [-]
same, cya
#47 - cya (04/08/2015) [-]
sleep well

you have an amazing name
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#64 - dragonfucker (04/08/2015) [-]
Why thank you c:
so do you
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#72 - cya (04/08/2015) [-]
:3
aw shucks, thanks (:
#34 - i rarely log in!  [+] (15 new replies) 04/08/2015 on execution style pranks +1
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#35 - darktoucan (04/08/2015) [-]
i am having major deja vu with your username. we must have spoke a longtime ago.
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#36 - dragonfucker (04/08/2015) [-]
since i have short term memory i forget stuff alot
probably, no idea
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#37 - darktoucan (04/08/2015) [-]
probs from all the legal dope in your country. i know when i smoke i forget shit like it never happend
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#38 - dragonfucker (04/08/2015) [-]
probably from inhaling all the weed smoke coming from amsterdam i dont smoke really haha
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#39 - darktoucan (04/08/2015) [-]
i have a stupid question. is Amsterdam a country or a city somewhere?
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#40 - dragonfucker (04/08/2015) [-]
its the capital of Netherlands
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#41 - darktoucan (04/08/2015) [-]
ahh the Netherlands i want to visit there someday. i guess your people love us Canadians because we liberated you in ww2. my grandad went back there once years after the war and he was praised as a war hero by people that found out he was a canadian soldier that helped drive the nazis out of there.
User avatar
#42 - dragonfucker (04/08/2015) [-]
ye we also have ''Liberation Day'' to remember that on may 5th lots of celebration and stuff, pretty cool
User avatar
#43 - darktoucan (04/08/2015) [-]
thats so cool. im so glad that you celebrate our soldiers as much as we still do. swelling with canadian pride
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#44 - dragonfucker (04/08/2015) [-]
hey man great talking to ya but im off to bed, 3 am here and i got lotta shit to do tomorrow
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#45 - darktoucan (04/08/2015) [-]
goodnight!
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#46 - dragonfucker (04/08/2015) [-]
same, cya
#47 - cya (04/08/2015) [-]
sleep well

you have an amazing name
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#64 - dragonfucker (04/08/2015) [-]
Why thank you c:
so do you
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#72 - cya (04/08/2015) [-]
:3
aw shucks, thanks (:
#19 - ive seen some **** 04/06/2015 on Alternative Evolution Comp. +4
#3104 - touche 04/06/2015 on Ask a Mod 0
#3102 - but that happens 24/7  [+] (2 new replies) 04/06/2015 on Ask a Mod 0
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#3103 - corporate (04/06/2015) [-]
Doesn't mean it doesn't happen when you're sleeping
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#3104 - dragonfucker (04/06/2015) [-]
touche
#3100 - oh my, i'm honored! 04/06/2015 on Ask a Mod 0
#3096 - what happens while im sleeping?  [+] (8 new replies) 04/06/2015 on Ask a Mod 0
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#3124 - wiredguy (04/06/2015) [-]
aliens probe your anus and mods flag your comments
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#3106 - Felris (04/06/2015) [-]
It seems that the brain does stuff with memory. Some tests/theories suggest that your brain reorganises or strengthens bonds between memories while you sleep.
Dreams are possibly the result of that. But those are just theories. Sleep is still kind of a mystery.
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#3101 - corporate (04/06/2015) [-]
Shit posting.
Post shitting.
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#3102 - dragonfucker (04/06/2015) [-]
but that happens 24/7
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#3103 - corporate (04/06/2015) [-]
Doesn't mean it doesn't happen when you're sleeping
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#3104 - dragonfucker (04/06/2015) [-]
touche
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#3098 - beastkenten (04/06/2015) [-]
admin watches above your bed
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#3100 - dragonfucker (04/06/2015) [-]
oh my, i'm honored!
#234 - np m8 04/06/2015 on Blur Studio +1
#233 - sounds good, ill have a check 04/06/2015 on Blur Studio +1
#228 - aaaand 0:16 is skyrim online (11:57) the **…  [+] (4 new replies) 04/06/2015 on Blur Studio +1
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#232 - ryuggu (04/06/2015) [-]
ah, and thanks for the sources.
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#234 - dragonfucker (04/06/2015) [-]
np m8
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#231 - ryuggu (04/06/2015) [-]
go watch Witcher 3 trailer and gameplay. 50hours of main story and 70 of side quests and exploration and they are still adding more. Never been so hyped in my life about a game.
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#233 - dragonfucker (04/06/2015) [-]
sounds good, ill have a check
#227 - oh and 2:59 is this  [+] (1 new reply) 04/06/2015 on Blur Studio +1
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#229 - ryuggu (04/06/2015) [-]
Game looks pretty nice, but it seems, that it was never released.
#110 - His anaconda do want some 04/06/2015 on Absolutely Terrifying +5
#8 - Picture 04/05/2015 on Stock Photo Comp 3 +12
#61 - Picture  [+] (2 new replies) 04/04/2015 on Vydia +7
#179 - baronvonhuckle (04/05/2015) [-]
#87 - joshualegitsky (04/04/2015) [-]
I always thought it was aleg
#13 - ah yes, the how to hate yourself for life simulator. great game  [+] (1 new reply) 04/04/2015 on Do you feel like a hero yet 0
#15 - theruinedsage (04/04/2015) [-]
Great game
#60 - ** ************ used "*roll picture*"** ** *******… 04/04/2015 on When Roll Gods Smite You 0
#23 - Picture 04/03/2015 on Tucker admits he's a furry 0
#76 - so do i 04/03/2015 on Daenerys +1
#1886 - luv u 2 bb 04/03/2015 on Top 3 Favorite FJers? 0
#66 - Picture  [+] (2 new replies) 03/27/2015 on Toms Evolution +36
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#155 - niggymon (03/28/2015) [-]
"the end" kek
#136 - anon (03/27/2015) [-]
wtf
#7 - >Sneak into dragon's lair >cave has weird oily scen…  [+] (20 new replies) 03/15/2015 on Dragon's treasure +148
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#68 - dyalibya (03/16/2015) [-]
Human dildos
#33 - silversspoon (03/16/2015) [-]
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#32 - smellyfarts (03/16/2015) [-]
Your move Mr. Law man!
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#27 - kameken (03/16/2015) [-]
>There are casulaties
#20 - zyvac (03/16/2015) [-]
*roll 1-20* I plunder the dragon's booty.
#21 - zyvac (03/16/2015) [-]
I thought that's how it worked, I'm going back in my corner.
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#24 - namdelliks (03/16/2015) [-]
It's **namdelliks used "*roll 1, 1-20*"**
**namdelliks rolls 12**
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#19 - AllanLancebricole (03/16/2015) [-]
#17 - fourbyfjord (03/16/2015) [-]
#12 - garlikk (03/15/2015) [-]
I guess you could call him a Bad Dragon
#14 - theonewhoanswers (03/15/2015) [-]
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#10 - confusedwolf (03/15/2015) [-]
dildos & dragons fun for all
#9 - anon (03/15/2015) [-]
> turn around and notice way out is blocked by dragon
> sees me, smiles and says; "let's have some fun"

And that's how I got raped by a dragon
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#42 - lifesavers (03/16/2015) [-]
"raped"
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#15 - warzon (03/15/2015) [-]
AND THATS HOW YOU WERE BORN.
#16 - anon (03/16/2015) [-]
thats pretty awesome though
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#18 - warzon (03/16/2015) [-]
Dragonborned
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#55 - atma (03/16/2015) [-]
more like dragonboned amirite
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#8 - finblob (03/15/2015) [-]
literally dragon dildos

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User avatar #153 - dragonfucker ONLINE (01/08/2016) [-]
stickied by dragonfucker
Warning!
Risk of nightmares below!
Read these comments at own risk!
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starting with highly **** pics.
i wouldnt click on it if ye dont like dragons doing **** stuff.
www.dropbox.com/sh/lo7wsd05wy37m4z/AACaSm8OHybIcHT5nTZEn1Bza?dl=0
ima sick ***** , what can i say
#49 - dragonfucker ONLINE (11/26/2013) [+] (2 replies)
stickied by dragonfucker
#149 - deroderpderp ONLINE (12/03/2015) [-]
For someone with a name like yours you honestly lack in... Well.... You know.
User avatar #150 to #149 - dragonfucker ONLINE (12/03/2015) [-]
uwot
#142 - firuswolf (10/01/2015) [-]
10 minutes into unboxing dragon dildos and chill and he gives you this look
User avatar #143 to #142 - dragonfucker ONLINE (10/02/2015) [-]
#147 to #143 - shishyninners (11/30/2015) [-]
that's gay tbh
User avatar #148 to #147 - dragonfucker ONLINE (11/30/2015) [-]
nah, i said no homo
User avatar #109 - clavatnine (08/21/2015) [-]
Hello. I am detective John Kimble, and I'd like to ask you a bunch of questions, and I want them answered immediately. First, I would just like to get to know you.
User avatar #110 to #109 - dragonfucker ONLINE (08/21/2015) [-]
Oh **** not John Kimble
User avatar #111 to #110 - clavatnine (08/21/2015) [-]
If you give me the names of your drug suppliers and distributors, and I'll tell the judge what a nice cooperative killer you are.
User avatar #112 to #111 - dragonfucker ONLINE (08/21/2015) [-]
okay man take it easy man im innocent.
but theres some guy called Co Kaine and i think he runs all this **** together with D. Ope and Hero Ine
thats all i know
User avatar #114 to #112 - clavatnine (08/21/2015) [-]
So why does clavat ignore me?
User avatar #115 to #114 - dragonfucker ONLINE (08/21/2015) [-]
no idea
User avatar #116 to #115 - clavatnine (08/21/2015) [-]
I dun get it.
#113 to #112 - clavatnine (08/21/2015) [-]
hhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh
User avatar #104 - petsrock (08/06/2015) [-]
i got some dragooons bb
User avatar #105 to #104 - dragonfucker ONLINE (08/06/2015) [-]
10 time more than me, daaamn
#101 - vetis ONLINE (07/31/2015) [-]
I can appreciate your brave taste in dragons, but have you considered pandas as the master race?
User avatar #102 to #101 - dragonfucker ONLINE (07/31/2015) [-]
nope!
looks cute though...
#103 to #102 - vetis ONLINE (07/31/2015) [-]
Damn right it does. ♡
User avatar #106 to #103 - clavatnine (08/20/2015) [-]
Pandas are ******* retarded tho
User avatar #107 to #106 - vetis ONLINE (08/21/2015) [-]
k
User avatar #108 to #107 - clavatnine (08/21/2015) [-]
you don't understand tho
#83 - bakkenmetbaard (07/28/2015) [-]
SFW voor je :V
User avatar #85 to #84 - bakkenmetbaard (07/28/2015) [-]
Weet eigenlijk niet eens of **** op iemands wall posten nog mag...In den ouden dagen volgens mij wel.
User avatar #86 to #85 - dragonfucker ONLINE (07/28/2015) [-]
kdenk het nie nee, maar links zijn altijd welkom ;)
User avatar #92 to #91 - dragonfucker ONLINE (07/28/2015) [-]
alstu, een paar van mn faves

imgur.com/a/mrdYk#0
User avatar #94 to #93 - bakkenmetbaard (07/28/2015) [-]
Vaag genoeg kan ik niet nog een SFW link van m'n sona sturen

Dus stuur ik 'm maar zo
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En een **** versie want yolololo
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User avatar #96 to #94 - dragonfucker ONLINE (07/28/2015) [-]
oh en dank for die sharkies!
User avatar #95 to #94 - dragonfucker ONLINE (07/28/2015) [-]
nice! mine is mn icoon

btw fock it hier is mn hele fav collectie
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#89 to #88 - dragonfucker ONLINE (07/28/2015) [-]
velen dank, dit gaat bij mijn collectie
in de tussentijd heb ik jouw naam zitten tekenen
User avatar #90 to #89 - bakkenmetbaard (07/28/2015) [-]
Hahaaaa Nice
Mocht je nog pareltjes in je eigen collectie hebben, delen bitte. Ik heb nog een lading milf/size difference/vore/bovines voor je mocht je er interresse in hebben
User avatar #87 to #86 - bakkenmetbaard (07/28/2015) [-]
Bah, motivate me om m'n **** dragon folder online te gooien :v
#80 - dragonfucker ONLINE (07/12/2015) [-]
( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°)
User avatar #79 to #78 - murrlogic (07/06/2015) [-]
Morning.
User avatar #73 - lifesavers ONLINE (07/01/2015) [-]
You are the hero FJ needs.
User avatar #74 to #73 - dragonfucker ONLINE (07/01/2015) [-]
w...wha.. i am!?
Awesome!
thanks man
User avatar #75 to #74 - lifesavers ONLINE (07/01/2015) [-]
You need to spread the love of dragons all throughout the site. It's your heroic duty.
They don't know what they're missing.
User avatar #76 to #75 - dragonfucker ONLINE (07/01/2015) [-]
Sir yes sir!
User avatar #67 - denniswilles (06/23/2015) [-]
faggot
User avatar #68 to #67 - dragonfucker ONLINE (06/23/2015) [-]
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User avatar #64 to #63 - dragonfucker ONLINE (08/23/2014) [-]
User avatar #61 - clavatninenine (08/10/2014) [-]
Excellent.
User avatar #120 to #61 - clavatnine (08/22/2015) [-]
pls stop ignoring me
User avatar #62 to #61 - dragonfucker ONLINE (08/10/2014) [-]
yus
User avatar #59 - frets (07/20/2014) [-]
You.
I like you.
I like this.
Continue doing whatever it was you were doing.
User avatar #60 to #59 - dragonfucker ONLINE (07/20/2014) [-]
thy thanks is most appreciated, sir frets.
I shall do my best!
#53 to #52 - popnotes (03/22/2014) [-]
I like you.   
I like you very much.
I like you.
I like you very much.
#54 to #53 - dragonfucker ONLINE (03/22/2014) [-]
i like you for liking me, very much
#55 to #54 - popnotes (03/22/2014) [-]
We should 			****		 dragons together sometime
We should **** dragons together sometime
#56 to #55 - dragonfucker ONLINE (03/22/2014) [-]
way ahead of ye!
#38 - hellscythe (10/17/2013) [-]
Comment Picture
User avatar #39 to #38 - dragonfucker ONLINE (10/18/2013) [-]
D'aaaww...
User avatar #41 to #40 - dragonfucker ONLINE (10/18/2013) [-]
whoa... big fella... awesome
User avatar #43 to #42 - dragonfucker ONLINE (10/18/2013) [-]
So yer just gonna fill my profile with awesome? i quite like that.
#44 to #43 - hellscythe (10/18/2013) [-]
well i haz dragon pics and you like dragon pics so it seems like the polite thing to do
User avatar #45 to #44 - dragonfucker ONLINE (10/18/2013) [-]
Aaw, thanks! feel free to post a few more if you'd like, but i'm going to sleep now since staying up later than 3:44 AM shall do me no good.

awesome pic
#46 to #45 - hellscythe (10/18/2013) [-]
goodnight ill post more some other time
User avatar #30 - rugmaster (05/07/2013) [-]
Dat username. Me like.
User avatar #31 to #30 - dragonfucker ONLINE (05/07/2013) [-]
aww yiss
#47 to #31 - RipperMan (10/29/2013) [-]
i shall agree with him
User avatar #48 to #47 - dragonfucker ONLINE (10/29/2013) [-]
awesome
#28 - strangesir ONLINE (05/05/2013) [-]
Comment Picture
User avatar #29 to #28 - dragonfucker ONLINE (05/06/2013) [-]
wait what
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