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dragonfucker

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Gender: male
Age: 21
Steam Profile: gotta get to know ye better first
Consoles Owned: PC, ps2, ps3, n64, gbasp, ds lite, wii, xbox one
Video Games Played: tf2, skyrim, dark souls 1/2, divinity series, drakengard1/2/3, shadow warrior, batttlefield 3/4, dmc devil may cry, elder scrolls online fuck yeah
Interests: art, drawing, digital art, internet, rule34, tits, dragonesses, nature, shiny stuff, playing piano, e621
Date Signed Up:3/17/2013
Last Login:1/12/2016
Location:Netherlands
FunnyJunk Career Stats
Comment Ranking:#2773
Highest Content Rank:#127
Highest Comment Rank:#170
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Content Level Progress: 27% (27/100)
Level 196 Content: Anon Annihilator → Level 197 Content: Anon Annihilator
Comment Level Progress: 93% (93/100)
Level 303 Comments: Lord Of Laughs → Level 304 Comments: Lord Of Laughs
Subscribers:8
Content Views:591214
Times Content Favorited:844 times
Total Comments Made:568
FJ Points:300183
Favorite Tags: comic (19) | dragon (10) | skyrim (5) | Pokemon (3) | dark souls (2) | Dorkly (2) | Seath (2)
I love everyone.
(except terrorists)

-fucker of dragons
-collector of nsfw dragon pics (527 as of now)

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i like entertaining people.
i also have a huge imagination
(i may be weird but i'm a nice fella)

latest user's comments

#61 - You'll see tonight, bb lube up 06/27/2015 on Furry and Scalies 0
#7 - kid will never learn  [+] (2 new replies) 06/26/2015 on Furry and Scalies +183
#20 - alseides (06/26/2015) [-]
So...dragonfucker, are you ripped?
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#61 - dragonfucker (06/27/2015) [-]
You'll see tonight, bb
lube up
#81 - and i love you, hitler!  [+] (2 new replies) 06/26/2015 on DRAGON'S BURN 9: BRING IN... 0
#82 - Grammar Hitler (06/27/2015) [-]
You complete me.
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#83 - dragonfucker (06/27/2015) [-]
#11 - yes please 06/25/2015 on DRAGON'S BURN 9: BRING IN... +35
#10 - you talkin **** bruh?  [+] (1 new reply) 06/25/2015 on DRAGON'S BURN 9: BRING IN... +24
#13 - theinvisibletheift (06/25/2015) [-]
nowhere did i say i wouldnt, given the chance
#57 - yes! more booby dragon! 06/25/2015 on DRAGON'S BURN 8: BACK TO... 0
#2 - Picture 06/25/2015 on Catching legendaries 0
#66 - Dragon butt best butt 06/25/2015 on Would you? +1
#2 - Dark souls lore  [+] (1 new reply) 06/24/2015 on Seath the scaleless +10
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#3 - kinginthenorthh (06/24/2015) [-]
I need to play that game
#60 - very carefully 06/23/2015 on GET IT, LARRY?! +2
#2 - well atleast my dick will be cut off and ass stuffed with dild… 06/23/2015 on Feminism +2
#8 - oi, put me on the mention list will ye? pls  [+] (1 new reply) 06/23/2015 on DRAGON'S BURN 7: LET'S HAVE... 0
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#14 - domny (06/23/2015) [-]
ey can i git into list?
#10 - Picture  [+] (16 new replies) 06/23/2015 on GET IT, LARRY?! +188
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#58 - sherlockbatman (06/23/2015) [-]
how did he get the hood on?
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#60 - dragonfucker (06/23/2015) [-]
very carefully
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#36 - scalie (06/23/2015) [-]
''How are you at handling packages?''
#24 - kiratheunholy (06/23/2015) [-]
#87 - speedymcgee (06/24/2015) [-]
#111 - granodd (06/24/2015) [-]
#19 - anon (06/23/2015) [-]
Furry here. If you don't know what Bad Dragon is, DO NOT GOOGLE IT!
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#120 - freakyfatguy (06/24/2015) [-]
Just googled it and dont see how any girls or guys would like that there very disturbing looking
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#48 - guarding (06/23/2015) [-]
aww cmon guys give the fella a break, he probably didnt know
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#29 - mrpotatofudge (06/23/2015) [-]
i once ate a hotdog and it had some furry stuff inside it and i got food poisoning

is that what you mean?
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#102 - mrpotatofudge (06/24/2015) [-]
apparently me eating a bad gas station hot dog is disliked when it comes down to dragon dildos
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#25 - penileburglar (06/23/2015) [-]
Bro, dragon dildos are already a running joke on this website, we all know what bad dragon is and those that don't aren't really going to be surprised. If you're a furry, stop acting like the internet doesn't already know what we get up to, it's not a secret anymore!
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#106 - funnymonky (06/24/2015) [-]
Joke? I thought it was advice...
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#125 - buddywuggle (11/01/2015) [-]
I wish posts did lock thumbs after time goes by. Comments like these are deserving of thumbs.
#22 - endospore (06/23/2015) [-]
Or do google it and maybe you'll learn something new about yourself.
#13 - anon (06/23/2015) [-]
dragon dildos
#68 - Picture 06/23/2015 on dragonfucker's profile 0
#18 - Picture 06/23/2015 on True +15
#6 - Better than walking into a cave and finding this. un…  [+] (51 new replies) 06/08/2015 on Treasure +144
#87 - lesolan (06/09/2015) [-]
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#76 - biowolves (06/09/2015) [-]
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#49 - yunablade (06/09/2015) [-]


www.youtube.com/watch?v=XHlU1jaFcaQ

Fits the image a bit too well
#61 - anon (06/09/2015) [-]
awesome song, thanks bruh
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#39 - YllekNayr (06/09/2015) [-]
#48 - nootz (06/09/2015) [-]
**nootz used "*roll picture*"**
**nootz rolled image** ADMIN!
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#52 - heartlessrobot (06/09/2015) [-]
Dildos aren't bannable.
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#50 - YllekNayr (06/09/2015) [-]
>>#44
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#51 - heartlessrobot (06/09/2015) [-]
They're allowed now.
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#53 - YllekNayr (06/09/2015) [-]
I'm aware. Just pointing out the more egregious image, especially compared to an animated image.
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#54 - heartlessrobot (06/09/2015) [-]
Well hey, there's no way you could tell what it is exactly.
#36 - synchron (06/09/2015) [-]
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#20 - thechosentroll (06/09/2015) [-]
Out of curiosity I once looked at the price tags for dragon dildos. That hoard is probably more expensive than a hoard of gold.
#44 - heartlessrobot (06/09/2015) [-]
What, don't you want a $225 butthole ripper?
#83 - creepingorion (06/09/2015) [-]
How to rearrange your internal organs.jpg
#85 - creepingorion (06/09/2015) [-]
i knew i shouldn't have clicked that shit
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#86 - heartlessrobot (06/09/2015) [-]
Did you enlarge it? The thumbnail makes it look worse than it really is.
postimg.org/image/7rpueumo7/
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#88 - creepingorion (06/09/2015) [-]
The last thing that needs to happen there is an enlargement
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#89 - heartlessrobot (06/09/2015) [-]
I don't know, I'd like to see them use a wider toy.
#55 - anon (06/09/2015) [-]
id rather have the delicious dragon pussy fleshlight
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#56 - heartlessrobot (06/09/2015) [-]
>Not going for the fox booty
What are you, a faggot?
#63 - anon (06/09/2015) [-]
haha i bet you kiss girls
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#58 - brothergrimm (06/09/2015) [-]
Nothing wrong with being gay, faggot
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#60 - heartlessrobot (06/09/2015) [-]
Exactly. So shove that $225 dildo in your ass, faggot. No lube.
#62 - brothergrimm (06/09/2015) [-]
I wouldn't shove something up my ass if my life depended on it.
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#64 - heartlessrobot (06/09/2015) [-]
Then shove it up my ass instead.
#65 - brothergrimm (06/09/2015) [-]
Now hold the fuck on, mufuckah..... You were telling me to shove it up my own ass now you expect me to help you shove it up yours?
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#66 - heartlessrobot (06/09/2015) [-]
Well, I mean, you gotta tie me down first, and gag me so I can't tell you to stop if it hurts too much.
#67 - brothergrimm (06/09/2015) [-]
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#68 - heartlessrobot (06/09/2015) [-]
Wow, r00d#
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#74 - arroway (06/09/2015) [-]
I'll participate.
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#75 - heartlessrobot (06/09/2015) [-]
Yay!
#77 - arroway (06/09/2015) [-]
So, do I just shove it up there?
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#78 - heartlessrobot (06/09/2015) [-]
Yeah.
Once the gag's in, lube is optional.
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#79 - arroway (06/09/2015) [-]
How about instead of a dildo I just use the real thing?
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#80 - heartlessrobot (06/09/2015) [-]
Sure, why not? Less expensive.
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#81 - arroway (06/09/2015) [-]
Hurray for buttstuff.
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#82 - heartlessrobot (06/09/2015) [-]
Yay!
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#24 - demandsgayversion (06/09/2015) [-]
The dragon mouth fleshlight is $170.

I would expect the highest class dragon prostitute to charge about that for a real blowjob - and I'm pretty sure you get a sucker after you go to a brothel, like a bank, so that's a bonus.
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#19 - nanako (06/09/2015) [-]
that's a bad dragon
#16 - mindor (06/09/2015) [-]
suace?
#27 - anon (06/09/2015) [-]
lizardshuffle.tumblr.com didn't bother searching for the exact page its on, but that's the artist.
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#28 - dshayatopkmn (06/09/2015) [-]
Forgot to login AGAIN. Be nice if keep me logged in worked.
#23 - anon (06/09/2015) [-]
I don't have a link, but I'm pretty sure of 3 things:

Not porn

About different types of dragon hoards

Can be found with reverse image search
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#15 - demandsgayversion (06/09/2015) [-]
Better for who?
#12 - bronywiseman (06/09/2015) [-]
Are you kidding?
Sex toys are expensive af. I'd be fucking thrilled if I stumbled across three of the damn things. I'd use them all, too.
#7 - heartlessrobot (06/08/2015) [-]
#5 - Comment deleted 06/08/2015 on Treasure 0
#123 - i present to you, the jewgon 05/30/2015 on 500 lbs of pure gold +3
#7 - best hoard  [+] (2 new replies) 05/23/2015 on Damn Whoards +6
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#19 - glitternips (05/23/2015) [-]
Are fleshlights ok with FJ?
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#11 - letriggs (05/23/2015) [-]
so many dragon dildos

so little time
#26 - hah! that's totally not me ... 05/18/2015 on Game of Thrones Ruined +1
#7 - ''ruined''? i think you mean improved 05/18/2015 on Game of Thrones Ruined +10
#159 - Picture 05/15/2015 on Skirim +8
#71 - Holy **** i need that guess ill start saving … 05/05/2015 on Anyone remember these? +2
#305 - But... I cant even make mods :c 05/01/2015 on When were you when Valve died? 0
#5 - just add more wind  [+] (1 new reply) 04/21/2015 on Alternative Energy Revolution +17
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#10 - theonewhoanswers (04/22/2015) [-]
" How cap'n?"
"... Bigger fans!"
Then we'll be in a never ending fan war, good job.

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User avatar #153 - dragonfucker ONLINE (01/08/2016) [-]
stickied by dragonfucker
Warning!
Risk of nightmares below!
Read these comments at own risk!
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starting with highly **** pics.
i wouldnt click on it if ye dont like dragons doing **** stuff.
www.dropbox.com/sh/lo7wsd05wy37m4z/AACaSm8OHybIcHT5nTZEn1Bza?dl=0
ima sick ***** , what can i say
#49 - dragonfucker ONLINE (11/26/2013) [+] (2 replies)
stickied by dragonfucker
#149 - deroderpderp ONLINE (12/03/2015) [-]
For someone with a name like yours you honestly lack in... Well.... You know.
User avatar #150 to #149 - dragonfucker ONLINE (12/03/2015) [-]
uwot
#142 - firuswolf (10/01/2015) [-]
10 minutes into unboxing dragon dildos and chill and he gives you this look
User avatar #143 to #142 - dragonfucker ONLINE (10/02/2015) [-]
#147 to #143 - shishyninners (11/30/2015) [-]
that's gay tbh
User avatar #148 to #147 - dragonfucker ONLINE (11/30/2015) [-]
nah, i said no homo
User avatar #109 - clavatnine (08/21/2015) [-]
Hello. I am detective John Kimble, and I'd like to ask you a bunch of questions, and I want them answered immediately. First, I would just like to get to know you.
User avatar #110 to #109 - dragonfucker ONLINE (08/21/2015) [-]
Oh **** not John Kimble
User avatar #111 to #110 - clavatnine (08/21/2015) [-]
If you give me the names of your drug suppliers and distributors, and I'll tell the judge what a nice cooperative killer you are.
User avatar #112 to #111 - dragonfucker ONLINE (08/21/2015) [-]
okay man take it easy man im innocent.
but theres some guy called Co Kaine and i think he runs all this **** together with D. Ope and Hero Ine
thats all i know
User avatar #114 to #112 - clavatnine (08/21/2015) [-]
So why does clavat ignore me?
User avatar #115 to #114 - dragonfucker ONLINE (08/21/2015) [-]
no idea
User avatar #116 to #115 - clavatnine (08/21/2015) [-]
I dun get it.
#113 to #112 - clavatnine (08/21/2015) [-]
hhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh
User avatar #104 - petsrock (08/06/2015) [-]
i got some dragooons bb
User avatar #105 to #104 - dragonfucker ONLINE (08/06/2015) [-]
10 time more than me, daaamn
#101 - vetis ONLINE (07/31/2015) [-]
I can appreciate your brave taste in dragons, but have you considered pandas as the master race?
User avatar #102 to #101 - dragonfucker ONLINE (07/31/2015) [-]
nope!
looks cute though...
#103 to #102 - vetis ONLINE (07/31/2015) [-]
Damn right it does. ♡
User avatar #106 to #103 - clavatnine (08/20/2015) [-]
Pandas are ******* retarded tho
User avatar #107 to #106 - vetis ONLINE (08/21/2015) [-]
k
User avatar #108 to #107 - clavatnine (08/21/2015) [-]
you don't understand tho
#83 - bakkenmetbaard (07/28/2015) [-]
SFW voor je :V
User avatar #85 to #84 - bakkenmetbaard (07/28/2015) [-]
Weet eigenlijk niet eens of **** op iemands wall posten nog mag...In den ouden dagen volgens mij wel.
User avatar #86 to #85 - dragonfucker ONLINE (07/28/2015) [-]
kdenk het nie nee, maar links zijn altijd welkom ;)
User avatar #92 to #91 - dragonfucker ONLINE (07/28/2015) [-]
alstu, een paar van mn faves

imgur.com/a/mrdYk#0
User avatar #94 to #93 - bakkenmetbaard (07/28/2015) [-]
Vaag genoeg kan ik niet nog een SFW link van m'n sona sturen

Dus stuur ik 'm maar zo
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En een **** versie want yolololo
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User avatar #96 to #94 - dragonfucker ONLINE (07/28/2015) [-]
oh en dank for die sharkies!
User avatar #95 to #94 - dragonfucker ONLINE (07/28/2015) [-]
nice! mine is mn icoon

btw fock it hier is mn hele fav collectie
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#89 to #88 - dragonfucker ONLINE (07/28/2015) [-]
velen dank, dit gaat bij mijn collectie
in de tussentijd heb ik jouw naam zitten tekenen
User avatar #90 to #89 - bakkenmetbaard (07/28/2015) [-]
Hahaaaa Nice
Mocht je nog pareltjes in je eigen collectie hebben, delen bitte. Ik heb nog een lading milf/size difference/vore/bovines voor je mocht je er interresse in hebben
User avatar #87 to #86 - bakkenmetbaard (07/28/2015) [-]
Bah, motivate me om m'n **** dragon folder online te gooien :v
#80 - dragonfucker ONLINE (07/12/2015) [-]
( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°)
User avatar #79 to #78 - murrlogic (07/06/2015) [-]
Morning.
User avatar #73 - lifesavers ONLINE (07/01/2015) [-]
You are the hero FJ needs.
User avatar #74 to #73 - dragonfucker ONLINE (07/01/2015) [-]
w...wha.. i am!?
Awesome!
thanks man
User avatar #75 to #74 - lifesavers ONLINE (07/01/2015) [-]
You need to spread the love of dragons all throughout the site. It's your heroic duty.
They don't know what they're missing.
User avatar #76 to #75 - dragonfucker ONLINE (07/01/2015) [-]
Sir yes sir!
User avatar #67 - denniswilles (06/23/2015) [-]
faggot
User avatar #68 to #67 - dragonfucker ONLINE (06/23/2015) [-]
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User avatar #64 to #63 - dragonfucker ONLINE (08/23/2014) [-]
User avatar #61 - clavatninenine (08/10/2014) [-]
Excellent.
User avatar #120 to #61 - clavatnine (08/22/2015) [-]
pls stop ignoring me
User avatar #62 to #61 - dragonfucker ONLINE (08/10/2014) [-]
yus
User avatar #59 - frets (07/20/2014) [-]
You.
I like you.
I like this.
Continue doing whatever it was you were doing.
User avatar #60 to #59 - dragonfucker ONLINE (07/20/2014) [-]
thy thanks is most appreciated, sir frets.
I shall do my best!
#53 to #52 - popnotes (03/22/2014) [-]
I like you.   
I like you very much.
I like you.
I like you very much.
#54 to #53 - dragonfucker ONLINE (03/22/2014) [-]
i like you for liking me, very much
#55 to #54 - popnotes (03/22/2014) [-]
We should 			****		 dragons together sometime
We should **** dragons together sometime
#56 to #55 - dragonfucker ONLINE (03/22/2014) [-]
way ahead of ye!
#38 - hellscythe (10/17/2013) [-]
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User avatar #39 to #38 - dragonfucker ONLINE (10/18/2013) [-]
D'aaaww...
User avatar #41 to #40 - dragonfucker ONLINE (10/18/2013) [-]
whoa... big fella... awesome
User avatar #43 to #42 - dragonfucker ONLINE (10/18/2013) [-]
So yer just gonna fill my profile with awesome? i quite like that.
#44 to #43 - hellscythe (10/18/2013) [-]
well i haz dragon pics and you like dragon pics so it seems like the polite thing to do
User avatar #45 to #44 - dragonfucker ONLINE (10/18/2013) [-]
Aaw, thanks! feel free to post a few more if you'd like, but i'm going to sleep now since staying up later than 3:44 AM shall do me no good.

awesome pic
#46 to #45 - hellscythe (10/18/2013) [-]
goodnight ill post more some other time
User avatar #30 - rugmaster (05/07/2013) [-]
Dat username. Me like.
User avatar #31 to #30 - dragonfucker ONLINE (05/07/2013) [-]
aww yiss
#47 to #31 - RipperMan (10/29/2013) [-]
i shall agree with him
User avatar #48 to #47 - dragonfucker ONLINE (10/29/2013) [-]
awesome
#28 - strangesir ONLINE (05/05/2013) [-]
Comment Picture
User avatar #29 to #28 - dragonfucker ONLINE (05/06/2013) [-]
wait what
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