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dragonfucker

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Gender: male
Age: 21
Steam Profile: gotta get to know ye better first
Consoles Owned: PC, ps2, ps3, n64, gbasp, ds lite, wii, xbox one
Video Games Played: tf2, skyrim, dark souls 1/2, divinity series, drakengard1/2/3, shadow warrior, batttlefield 3/4, dmc devil may cry, elder scrolls online fuck yeah
Interests: art, drawing, digital art, internet, rule34, tits, dragonesses, nature, shiny stuff, playing piano, e621
Date Signed Up:3/17/2013
Last Login:1/12/2016
Location:Netherlands
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Favorite Tags: comic (19) | dragon (10) | skyrim (5) | Pokemon (3) | dark souls (2) | Dorkly (2) | Seath (2)
I love everyone.
(except terrorists)

-fucker of dragons
-collector of nsfw dragon pics (527 as of now)

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i like entertaining people.
i also have a huge imagination
(i may be weird but i'm a nice fella)

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#78 - Picture  [+] (1 new reply) 07/06/2015 on dragonfucker's profile 0
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#79 - murrlogic (07/06/2015) [-]
Morning.
#5 - Picture  [+] (11 new replies) 07/05/2015 on Medusa +85
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#26 - ivehadworse (07/06/2015) [-]
"I've already made my choice."
#19 - kawai (07/06/2015) [-]
#71 - anon (07/06/2015) [-]
**anonymous used "*roll picture*"**
**anonymous rolled image**
#23 - beersack (07/06/2015) [-]
My nigga
#105 - furiousmarshmellow (07/06/2015) [-]
That guy makes porn of furry child cartoon characters.
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#42 - sinonyx (07/06/2015) [-]
whats wrong with deviantart?
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#52 - arandomanon (07/06/2015) [-]
Mature filters shit
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#53 - sinonyx (07/06/2015) [-]
fair enough
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#7 - platinumaltaria (07/05/2015) [-]
>Implying she needs snakes to get me rock hard.
#4 - source  [+] (1 new reply) 07/05/2015 on 0 to 100 real fast +8
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#5 - vincatvangogh (07/05/2015) [-]
Fuckin knew that voice was familiar. Balls of steel was the shit
#3 - Picture 07/05/2015 on Princess hoard +4
#2 - Picture 07/05/2015 on Princess hoard 0
#35 - this one?  [+] (1 new reply) 07/05/2015 on Dovahdouche +10
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#54 - notsofriendly (07/05/2015) [-]
Thank you!!!
#25 - Picture 07/05/2015 on Dovahdouche +7
#5 - Picture  [+] (2 new replies) 07/04/2015 on Dovahdouche +101
#22 - mudkipftw (07/05/2015) [-]
#7 - hubabalu (07/04/2015) [-]
Mudkipfucker's FW
#34 - you didnt get this from me you hear?  [+] (2 new replies) 07/04/2015 on Tumblr Comp +11
#111 - RipperMan (07/05/2015) [-]
who else would we get it from besides "dragonfucker"?
#102 - soulknitter (07/04/2015) [-]
What

The fuck
#13 - Picture 07/02/2015 on Paarthurnax +29
#3 - The same casuals that summon Odahviing just to try and kill him.  [+] (10 new replies) 07/01/2015 on Paarthurnax +92
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#8 - thechosentroll (07/01/2015) [-]
Why would you try to kill the one dragon that doesn't immediately try to turn you into a shish ke-nord?
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#40 - thenuglife (07/02/2015) [-]
shish-khajiit*

no one plays Nords
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#49 - tgruica (07/02/2015) [-]
only furfags play as gipsy khajit
nord/imperial/breton master race
dunmer racism makes no sence
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#4 - carlonord (07/01/2015) [-]
Speaking of Odahviing, I had no idea I could get the bone dragon as a summon from the Soul Cairn. After I killed him in the courtyard and wandered back outside, having him spawn again and the NPCs shout that he's back, I immediately sprinted up to him and killed him again before he could even start talking. I was pleased with myself until I found out from the wiki that he could be summoned.
#35 - lordsepulchure (07/02/2015) [-]
...So you didn't automatically entered a conversation with him? That's what happens to me. Then I get overjoyed as I can summon a fucking zombie dragon, who summons other soul cairn undead.
Attacking keeps and fortresses with him is the best thing ever. First summoning a lot of undead, then Durnehviir, then attack with a whole undead army, with an undead dragon in it! With his own minions!

Necromancy 4 (un)life.
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#54 - tgruica (07/02/2015) [-]
Its just overpowered.
even on master or legendary.
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#17 - shadowkingdr (07/02/2015) [-]
similarly the first time i summoned old maggothead was in the middle of a war with about 50 bandits (no fucking clue what happened but a fort was overstocked with highleveled bandits) and instead of attacking them he teaches me a shout, which is good and all but i was in the middle of getting my ass handed to me
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#15 - cowcubrub (07/02/2015) [-]
Oh my God, I did the same thing, my friend gave me so much shit over it.
#5 - anon (07/01/2015) [-]
Brodahviing forgives you
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#6 - lardking (07/01/2015) [-]
wouldn't it be bronahviir?
#76 - Sir yes sir! 07/01/2015 on dragonfucker's profile 0
#74 - w...wha.. i am!? Awesome! thanks man  [+] (2 new replies) 07/01/2015 on dragonfucker's profile 0
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#75 - lifesavers (07/01/2015) [-]
You need to spread the love of dragons all throughout the site. It's your heroic duty.
They don't know what they're missing.
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#76 - dragonfucker (07/01/2015) [-]
Sir yes sir!
#25 - Picture  [+] (1 new reply) 07/01/2015 on Dragon traditions #2 +5
#32 - ironsoul (07/01/2015) [-]
#17 - ** ************ used "*roll picture*"** ** *******… 06/30/2015 on This is your new fetish 0
#16 - i approve 06/30/2015 on This is your new fetish +1
#6 - good 06/30/2015 on Dragon traditions #2 +6
#733 - ** ************ used "*roll picture*"** ** *******… 06/29/2015 on This goes up your butt 0
#404 - ive been feeling like **** all day due to a cold  [+] (1 new reply) 06/28/2015 on Post and mods give you a... 0
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#416 - corporate (06/28/2015) [-]
Aw! I'm sorry to hear that.
But don't worry, you're strong enough to fight through that petty virus. You're gonna kick it's ass!!
#33 - extra image 06/28/2015 on the right choice 0
#32 - Picture  [+] (1 new reply) 06/28/2015 on the right choice +1
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#33 - dragonfucker (06/28/2015) [-]
extra image
#12 - this is why i chose path of the dragon  [+] (3 new replies) 06/27/2015 on Dark Souls Comp +29
#77 - anon (06/27/2015) [-]
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#19 - Nazistick (06/27/2015) [-]
Dont judge me...
#16 - RyudenTamarashi (06/27/2015) [-]
#19 - Picture  [+] (5 new replies) 06/27/2015 on when your crossbow games... +67
#44 - stalkerexplain (06/27/2015) [-]
It's even the Deagle brand Deagle
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#110 - charagrin (06/27/2015) [-]
Actually it's a Browning Hi-Power model pistol. Deagles look very different from the scalloped trigger guard all the way to the barrel assembly.
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#117 - stalkerexplain (06/27/2015) [-]
Well, i remember when this photo was in a good resolution, and without the text around it. It was clearly a deagle brand deagle. Vintage internet memories i guess.
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#118 - charagrin (06/27/2015) [-]
I was there when the interwebz was but a bonnie wee lad as well, it was a Hi-Power. Not trying to be a dick, just saying.
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#120 - stalkerexplain (06/27/2015) [-]
After intense 2 minute google search i come to a conclusion that we will not find it out anytime soon.
gg no re
#67 - its 4:37 AM here but internet more important than sleep. … 06/27/2015 on Friday night, CHECK IN HERE... 0
#83 - Picture 06/27/2015 on DRAGON'S BURN 9: BRING IN... 0

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User avatar #153 - dragonfucker ONLINE (01/08/2016) [-]
stickied by dragonfucker
Warning!
Risk of nightmares below!
Read these comments at own risk!
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starting with highly **** pics.
i wouldnt click on it if ye dont like dragons doing **** stuff.
www.dropbox.com/sh/lo7wsd05wy37m4z/AACaSm8OHybIcHT5nTZEn1Bza?dl=0
ima sick ***** , what can i say
#49 - dragonfucker ONLINE (11/26/2013) [+] (2 replies)
stickied by dragonfucker
#149 - deroderpderp ONLINE (12/03/2015) [-]
For someone with a name like yours you honestly lack in... Well.... You know.
User avatar #150 to #149 - dragonfucker ONLINE (12/03/2015) [-]
uwot
#142 - firuswolf (10/01/2015) [-]
10 minutes into unboxing dragon dildos and chill and he gives you this look
User avatar #143 to #142 - dragonfucker ONLINE (10/02/2015) [-]
#147 to #143 - shishyninners (11/30/2015) [-]
that's gay tbh
User avatar #148 to #147 - dragonfucker ONLINE (11/30/2015) [-]
nah, i said no homo
User avatar #109 - clavatnine (08/21/2015) [-]
Hello. I am detective John Kimble, and I'd like to ask you a bunch of questions, and I want them answered immediately. First, I would just like to get to know you.
User avatar #110 to #109 - dragonfucker ONLINE (08/21/2015) [-]
Oh **** not John Kimble
User avatar #111 to #110 - clavatnine (08/21/2015) [-]
If you give me the names of your drug suppliers and distributors, and I'll tell the judge what a nice cooperative killer you are.
User avatar #112 to #111 - dragonfucker ONLINE (08/21/2015) [-]
okay man take it easy man im innocent.
but theres some guy called Co Kaine and i think he runs all this **** together with D. Ope and Hero Ine
thats all i know
User avatar #114 to #112 - clavatnine (08/21/2015) [-]
So why does clavat ignore me?
User avatar #115 to #114 - dragonfucker ONLINE (08/21/2015) [-]
no idea
User avatar #116 to #115 - clavatnine (08/21/2015) [-]
I dun get it.
#113 to #112 - clavatnine (08/21/2015) [-]
hhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh
User avatar #104 - petsrock (08/06/2015) [-]
i got some dragooons bb
User avatar #105 to #104 - dragonfucker ONLINE (08/06/2015) [-]
10 time more than me, daaamn
#101 - vetis ONLINE (07/31/2015) [-]
I can appreciate your brave taste in dragons, but have you considered pandas as the master race?
User avatar #102 to #101 - dragonfucker ONLINE (07/31/2015) [-]
nope!
looks cute though...
#103 to #102 - vetis ONLINE (07/31/2015) [-]
Damn right it does. ♡
User avatar #106 to #103 - clavatnine (08/20/2015) [-]
Pandas are ******* retarded tho
User avatar #107 to #106 - vetis ONLINE (08/21/2015) [-]
k
User avatar #108 to #107 - clavatnine (08/21/2015) [-]
you don't understand tho
#83 - bakkenmetbaard (07/28/2015) [-]
SFW voor je :V
User avatar #85 to #84 - bakkenmetbaard (07/28/2015) [-]
Weet eigenlijk niet eens of **** op iemands wall posten nog mag...In den ouden dagen volgens mij wel.
User avatar #86 to #85 - dragonfucker ONLINE (07/28/2015) [-]
kdenk het nie nee, maar links zijn altijd welkom ;)
User avatar #92 to #91 - dragonfucker ONLINE (07/28/2015) [-]
alstu, een paar van mn faves

imgur.com/a/mrdYk#0
User avatar #94 to #93 - bakkenmetbaard (07/28/2015) [-]
Vaag genoeg kan ik niet nog een SFW link van m'n sona sturen

Dus stuur ik 'm maar zo
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En een **** versie want yolololo
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User avatar #96 to #94 - dragonfucker ONLINE (07/28/2015) [-]
oh en dank for die sharkies!
User avatar #95 to #94 - dragonfucker ONLINE (07/28/2015) [-]
nice! mine is mn icoon

btw fock it hier is mn hele fav collectie
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#89 to #88 - dragonfucker ONLINE (07/28/2015) [-]
velen dank, dit gaat bij mijn collectie
in de tussentijd heb ik jouw naam zitten tekenen
User avatar #90 to #89 - bakkenmetbaard (07/28/2015) [-]
Hahaaaa Nice
Mocht je nog pareltjes in je eigen collectie hebben, delen bitte. Ik heb nog een lading milf/size difference/vore/bovines voor je mocht je er interresse in hebben
User avatar #87 to #86 - bakkenmetbaard (07/28/2015) [-]
Bah, motivate me om m'n **** dragon folder online te gooien :v
#80 - dragonfucker ONLINE (07/12/2015) [-]
( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°)
User avatar #79 to #78 - murrlogic (07/06/2015) [-]
Morning.
User avatar #73 - lifesavers ONLINE (07/01/2015) [-]
You are the hero FJ needs.
User avatar #74 to #73 - dragonfucker ONLINE (07/01/2015) [-]
w...wha.. i am!?
Awesome!
thanks man
User avatar #75 to #74 - lifesavers ONLINE (07/01/2015) [-]
You need to spread the love of dragons all throughout the site. It's your heroic duty.
They don't know what they're missing.
User avatar #76 to #75 - dragonfucker ONLINE (07/01/2015) [-]
Sir yes sir!
User avatar #67 - denniswilles (06/23/2015) [-]
faggot
User avatar #68 to #67 - dragonfucker ONLINE (06/23/2015) [-]
User avatar #63 - ecomp (08/18/2014) [-]
User avatar #64 to #63 - dragonfucker ONLINE (08/23/2014) [-]
User avatar #61 - clavatninenine (08/10/2014) [-]
Excellent.
User avatar #120 to #61 - clavatnine (08/22/2015) [-]
pls stop ignoring me
User avatar #62 to #61 - dragonfucker ONLINE (08/10/2014) [-]
yus
User avatar #59 - frets (07/20/2014) [-]
You.
I like you.
I like this.
Continue doing whatever it was you were doing.
User avatar #60 to #59 - dragonfucker ONLINE (07/20/2014) [-]
thy thanks is most appreciated, sir frets.
I shall do my best!
#53 to #52 - popnotes (03/22/2014) [-]
I like you.   
I like you very much.
I like you.
I like you very much.
#54 to #53 - dragonfucker ONLINE (03/22/2014) [-]
i like you for liking me, very much
#55 to #54 - popnotes (03/22/2014) [-]
We should 			****		 dragons together sometime
We should **** dragons together sometime
#56 to #55 - dragonfucker ONLINE (03/22/2014) [-]
way ahead of ye!
#38 - hellscythe (10/17/2013) [-]
Comment Picture
User avatar #39 to #38 - dragonfucker ONLINE (10/18/2013) [-]
D'aaaww...
User avatar #41 to #40 - dragonfucker ONLINE (10/18/2013) [-]
whoa... big fella... awesome
User avatar #43 to #42 - dragonfucker ONLINE (10/18/2013) [-]
So yer just gonna fill my profile with awesome? i quite like that.
#44 to #43 - hellscythe (10/18/2013) [-]
well i haz dragon pics and you like dragon pics so it seems like the polite thing to do
User avatar #45 to #44 - dragonfucker ONLINE (10/18/2013) [-]
Aaw, thanks! feel free to post a few more if you'd like, but i'm going to sleep now since staying up later than 3:44 AM shall do me no good.

awesome pic
#46 to #45 - hellscythe (10/18/2013) [-]
goodnight ill post more some other time
User avatar #30 - rugmaster (05/07/2013) [-]
Dat username. Me like.
User avatar #31 to #30 - dragonfucker ONLINE (05/07/2013) [-]
aww yiss
#47 to #31 - RipperMan (10/29/2013) [-]
i shall agree with him
User avatar #48 to #47 - dragonfucker ONLINE (10/29/2013) [-]
awesome
#28 - strangesir ONLINE (05/05/2013) [-]
Comment Picture
User avatar #29 to #28 - dragonfucker ONLINE (05/06/2013) [-]
wait what
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