Well that's not very nice.

You summoned, and I have arrived so what is it that you want?

yeah sorry about that she does stuff like that when she's on her period

What a bitch, huh? Well, tallyho!

well she IS a woman

Ehhhhhh, this is kinda late for me, but feel free to respond whenever you see it. My original question still stands. I await a reply that isn't prompted by my sexism.

sorry i was asleep when you sent that

No worries. I know all about the difficulties of communicating across timezones. So how are you? I myself have recently gone on vacation, and am still fixing peoples computers. Just can't get away from work, can you? Ha!

yeah i'm 15 and don't have a job

No worries. But thank you, for making me activate my anti-creep speech. I assumed a greater age. Anywhowayz, your profile has almost no comments so I thought I would attempt to liven it up a bit with some small talk. So how about those ==spoilers=== teasers for Season 3? Or that Howard Stern bullshit?

i don't believe i've ever heard of howard stern

www.youtube.com/watch?v=ATBuvElZZig&feature=plcp

My thoughts exactly. American journalism at it's finest, eh? In other news how stoked are you for some of the upcoming games? Deadpool game, Dishonored, Borderlands 2, ermagerd, my wallet is going to die. But boy will it be worth it.

I'm only waiting for ACIII

How could I forget! That might be the first AC game I actually own legitimately. Trees! That is going to be fun. Can't wait to see how much anti-aliasing it can put on it.

I'm stoked that you can finally climb trees

Yeah, that seemed a bit like a design flaw. Ezio-can climb a four story wall with no equipment, but can't climb a tree in a park.

that came to mind when i first played assassins creed

Freaking crazy, right? Well I have to toddle off for brekky, but feel free to post on m profile if you want to say anything. It was nice talking to you!

and it's nearly time for me to go to bed

why did you post that on my profile

It's a dragon

i know that but why does it have to be rule 34?

Because I don't have any none dragon rule 34 lol

you are are a strange little man

Eh.. somewhat
I've seen worse

you did not just say that and also when's the rest of the fanfiction coming out?

I has a VERY rough Ch.2 done, but it need lots of work. The whole thing is going to be about 15-20 chapter as long or longer than the first one, so I got a lot of work to do. But I WILL let you read them early if you can promise to be critical of them. Curiosity here; are you Grade 10 or higher Academic level english? If not, there isn't mush you can do. Bonus points though if you are IB or AP level english.

I'm grade 11 and top of my class.

docs.google.com/document/d/1lsQtz4id0x-PrWNtaavIBK7fNTQBX5GLAEBTqU8N29o/edit

Then be extremely critical. Author's pride prevents me from seeing all my mistakes, so I need extra pairs of eyes to get those.

Isn't applejack the wielder of the element of honesty?

Yes, and it is phrased as such. Just like how it is referring to Big Mac to be the "strong hammer of the south".

cause i really likes the first part i read

what?