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dracomancer

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Gender: male
Age: 25
Steam Profile: dracomancer1
Consoles Owned: ALL OF THEM
Video Games Played: Empire: Total War, Magicka, L4D2, Fallout 3, Fallout New Vegas
Interests: Books
Date Signed Up:6/20/2013
Last Login:1/14/2016
Location:Houston Texas
FunnyJunk Career Stats
Comment Ranking:#19394
Highest Content Rank:#3
Highest Comment Rank:#838
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Content Level Progress: 63.04% (6305/10000)
Level 327 Content: Covered In Thumbs → Level 328 Content: Covered In Thumbs
Comment Level Progress: 50% (50/100)
Level 235 Comments: Ambassador Of Lulz → Level 236 Comments: Ambassador Of Lulz
Subscribers:13
Content Views:14254585
Times Content Favorited:22929 times
Total Comments Made:493
FJ Points:15816
Favorite Tags: You (7) | facebook (6) | i (5) | Love (5) | Pokemon (5) | a (2) | Art (2) | comic (2) | Dog (2) | Football (2) | im (2) | me (2) | please (2) | simpsons (2) | superheroes (2) | tags (2) | tell (2) | tumblr (2) | TV (2) | weed (2)

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#2 - It's hilarious 02/04/2014 on i'm not sorry, fuck you +1
#13 - Just a question. Is that ************ wearing Pikachu's…  [+] (5 new replies) 02/04/2014 on Memories +10
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#49 - rollmeanddie (02/04/2014) [-]
I asked that last time and got thumbed down and bitched at.
#67 - dracomancer (02/04/2014) [-]
I'm sorry bby. If it makes you feel any better I thumbed you once.
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#68 - rollmeanddie (02/04/2014) [-]
That's the nicest thing anyone's ever done for me.
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#44 - metacobalion (02/04/2014) [-]
Too small for Pikachu maybe a rattata
#22 - schnitzelwagen (02/04/2014) [-]
I just noticed that now...
#112 - **dracomancer rolled a random image posted in comment #2 at… 02/04/2014 on Poor Entei 0
#31 - The closest thing I can think of to them being right is the mo…  [+] (2 new replies) 02/04/2014 on Mulan +2
#90 - onecommentonlyone (02/04/2014) [-]
Yeah after Genghis's son Ogedai died, there was a power vacuum for a while as the various claims to the throne returned home. Two women took over, I think it was Ogedai's wife and mother. Also the Huns and Mongols are almost vertainly connected in some way.
#58 - medopu (02/04/2014) [-]
thank you, history side of funnyjunk
#2 - >hfw the muffins came in  [+] (1 new reply) 02/03/2014 on We need more Frasier on FJ +49
#13 - theincrediblemrk (02/04/2014) [-]
Adorable.
#1 - Comment deleted  [+] (1 new reply) 02/03/2014 on Did I lock my door? 0
#5 - Bloodgartham Comment deleted by dracomancer
#1 - Picture 02/03/2014 on Kinky +6
#5 - Some people are into that Not me of course. I f…  [+] (1 new reply) 02/03/2014 on Oh god, my eyes 0
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#7 - sparkyoneonetwo (02/03/2014) [-]
I was raped by a fat bitch.... dick and body hurt for weeek s
#65632 - added 02/02/2014 on phanact's profile 0
#65631 - 1306-6412-7434  [+] (1 new reply) 02/02/2014 on phanact's profile 0
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#65770 - phanact (02/05/2014) [-]
added
#19 - To be fair Ash had a whole adventure's worth of a chance. 01/30/2014 on Why didnt she choose me? 0
#82 - I added pretty much everyone on this comment chain already I t…  [+] (2 new replies) 01/30/2014 on At least you can get some... 0
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#107 - greycatmon (01/30/2014) [-]
I have added everyone in this chain as well.
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#85 - incoming (01/30/2014) [-]
Alright, I wasn't sure so I figured I'd ask. Thanks!
#79 - Well tyrogue is kind of cool I guess. Hitmonlee, Hitmonchan an… 01/30/2014 on At least you can get some... 0
#76 - Yep. that's me. Had to change name because my first one is pro…  [+] (3 new replies) 01/30/2014 on At least you can get some... 0
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#78 - fatspartan (01/30/2014) [-]
Type: Fighting

Pokemon: Mienfoo, Pancham, and Tyrogue
#79 - dracomancer (01/30/2014) [-]
Well tyrogue is kind of cool I guess. Hitmonlee, Hitmonchan and Hitmontop.
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#77 - fatspartan (01/30/2014) [-]
Alright, now if you can do me a favor and go online through Pokemon so I can see all 3 safari pokemon.

Btw, Type: Fighting
#73 - done. Please tell me my Safari's worth something.  [+] (6 new replies) 01/30/2014 on At least you can get some... 0
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#75 - fatspartan (01/30/2014) [-]
Just to be sure, your dude is Dracomancr, right?
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#76 - dracomancer (01/30/2014) [-]
Yep. that's me. Had to change name because my first one is prohibited. I see you though. Says I'm online right next to it.
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#78 - fatspartan (01/30/2014) [-]
Type: Fighting

Pokemon: Mienfoo, Pancham, and Tyrogue
#79 - dracomancer (01/30/2014) [-]
Well tyrogue is kind of cool I guess. Hitmonlee, Hitmonchan and Hitmontop.
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#77 - fatspartan (01/30/2014) [-]
Alright, now if you can do me a favor and go online through Pokemon so I can see all 3 safari pokemon.

Btw, Type: Fighting
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#74 - fatspartan (01/30/2014) [-]
It says you're not on
#67 - FC: 1306-6412-7434 Safari: Hell if I know Pokemon: Rea…  [+] (15 new replies) 01/30/2014 on At least you can get some... 0
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#102 - greycatmon (01/30/2014) [-]
added ya
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#91 - blokrokker (01/30/2014) [-]
Added you
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#80 - incoming (01/30/2014) [-]
Mind if I add you as well?
FC name: cheese
FC:4356-0774-8266
Type: electric
Pokemon: Electrode, Pikachu, Manetric
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#92 - blokrokker (01/30/2014) [-]
Friend invite incoming
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#82 - dracomancer (01/30/2014) [-]
I added pretty much everyone on this comment chain already I think. Just put in my friend code and it should all be good.
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#107 - greycatmon (01/30/2014) [-]
I have added everyone in this chain as well.
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#85 - incoming (01/30/2014) [-]
Alright, I wasn't sure so I figured I'd ask. Thanks!
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#68 - fatspartan (01/30/2014) [-]
Just be logged on to the Nintendo Wifi and I can figure out and tell you about your safari
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#73 - dracomancer (01/30/2014) [-]
done. Please tell me my Safari's worth something.
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#75 - fatspartan (01/30/2014) [-]
Just to be sure, your dude is Dracomancr, right?
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#76 - dracomancer (01/30/2014) [-]
Yep. that's me. Had to change name because my first one is prohibited. I see you though. Says I'm online right next to it.
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#78 - fatspartan (01/30/2014) [-]
Type: Fighting

Pokemon: Mienfoo, Pancham, and Tyrogue
#79 - dracomancer (01/30/2014) [-]
Well tyrogue is kind of cool I guess. Hitmonlee, Hitmonchan and Hitmontop.
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#77 - fatspartan (01/30/2014) [-]
Alright, now if you can do me a favor and go online through Pokemon so I can see all 3 safari pokemon.

Btw, Type: Fighting
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#74 - fatspartan (01/30/2014) [-]
It says you're not on
#4 - I don't get it  [+] (3 new replies) 01/28/2014 on   +1
#5 - yeorey (01/28/2014) [-]
In game, you do not hear link speak in dialog sequences. Much like the protagonists in Pokemon.
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#10 - gabemczombie (01/28/2014) [-]
But he does to Zelda... Right?
#11 - koolmoedee (01/28/2014) [-]
Nope, only the sacred words

"Hyahhh!!"
#198 - I don't know man I remember going to a prison doing some missi…  [+] (1 new reply) 01/27/2014 on Willie FUCKING Nelson 0
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#218 - himommy (01/27/2014) [-]
Different strains don't completely change your high, it's mostly the taste, potency, or smoothness that changes. Regardless of the strain it' still mellows you out. I've never met anyone that was violent after they smoked. I grew up around it, I've never heard of anything like that. But that's my experience.
#187 - But don't people do a bunch of stupid **** on drugs. Li…  [+] (5 new replies) 01/27/2014 on Willie FUCKING Nelson +1
#237 - kaycie (01/27/2014) [-]
when I smoke I would rather sit in and watch movies or listen to music.

being drunk makes you want to do stupid shit WAY more that weed does.
and the people who act all crazy while they're high are usually the ones who act annoyingly crazy while they're drunk. no one likes them.
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#195 - IAmManbearpig (01/27/2014) [-]
from my experiences, you're more likely to want to sit around playing mortal kombat and watching south park than going out to do something stupid. that may just be me though.
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#189 - brettyoke (01/27/2014) [-]
Usually the people doing stupid crazy shit are on other drugs besides marijuana. Marijuana tends to mellow people out and create calm behavior.

There is a significantly higher chance of doing stupid shit while drunk than while smoking pot.
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#198 - dracomancer (01/27/2014) [-]
I don't know man I remember going to a prison doing some missionary work a while ago and when I would talk to some of these guys and I would eventually ask them what they did a few of them basically said they robbed a store or hurt someone. I'm pretty sure there's another strain of pot where it gives you the opposite of the chill out effects.
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#218 - himommy (01/27/2014) [-]
Different strains don't completely change your high, it's mostly the taste, potency, or smoothness that changes. Regardless of the strain it' still mellows you out. I've never met anyone that was violent after they smoked. I grew up around it, I've never heard of anything like that. But that's my experience.
#27 - I tried. 01/25/2014 on Words Become Images -1
#60 - This dude worked security at an israeli airport. 01/24/2014 on SandNigger as fuck 0
#79 - I like responding to that by pointing out that American enslav… 01/21/2014 on hero +2
#2 - This is basically Hearthstone right now. One of my buddi… 01/20/2014 on It's like a virus 0
#1 - Comment deleted  [+] (2 new replies) 01/20/2014 on My life +1
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#2 - anon Comment deleted by dracomancer
#1 - You're carrying cash it what would most likely be a world with…  [+] (1 new reply) 01/20/2014 on Zombies Cant Touch Me... +1
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#3 - blobs (01/20/2014) [-]
but that thin, durable toilet paper.........

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User avatar #25 - soundofwinter (06/23/2014) [-]
**** you
User avatar #23 - furrysheaperd (01/25/2014) [-]
you posted a but ton today i kept getting the 20 thumbs an hour thing and about your status cyborg says he always makes vegan plates for beast boy even in the burger and meat ball episodes
#21 - commission (01/07/2014) [-]
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#19 - anon (10/15/2013) [-]
your are ******* idot.

i am sick and tired from your behavior and your postes

go crawl in hole and die.

okay?
okay.

thank you
User avatar #20 to #19 - dracomancer (10/15/2013) [-]
I love you too <3
User avatar #18 - ied (10/05/2013) [-]
Have my babies.
User avatar #11 - ied (10/05/2013) [-]
You.
You are the best person in the world.
Like, ever.
OMFG.
Lub5evr
When I get some better items, I'll come back to trade for them legit.
User avatar #12 to #11 - dracomancer (10/05/2013) [-]
Stay the **** away from my flying fj sandwich.
You filthy hippy
User avatar #13 to #12 - ied (10/05/2013) [-]
What you want bby?
User avatar #14 to #13 - dracomancer (10/05/2013) [-]
Your first born child and all the thumbs you can give me.
User avatar #15 to #14 - ied (10/05/2013) [-]
I'll thumb all your posts?
User avatar #16 to #15 - dracomancer (10/05/2013) [-]
I'd prefer the first born child but that works too. If it's not to much work of course. I'd never do it, I'm a lazy asshat.
User avatar #17 to #16 - ied (10/05/2013) [-]
I'm on it!
User avatar #2 - sweg (08/01/2013) [-]
accept trade request
User avatar #3 to #2 - dracomancer (08/01/2013) [-]
What trade request
User avatar #4 to #3 - sweg (08/01/2013) [-]
go to items interface, then click on trading requests recieved
User avatar #5 to #4 - dracomancer (08/01/2013) [-]
It's a shame I don't know what FJ points are. I might be mildy annoyed that you have them now.
User avatar #6 to #5 - sweg (08/01/2013) [-]
Theyre basically useless unless you have hundreds of thousands of them
User avatar #7 to #6 - dracomancer (08/01/2013) [-]
If they're only for the item game you can have all of them.
User avatar #9 to #7 - sweg (08/05/2013) [-]
thanks again.
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