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dracomancer

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Gender: male
Age: 25
Steam Profile: dracomancer1
Consoles Owned: ALL OF THEM
Video Games Played: Empire: Total War, Magicka, L4D2, Fallout 3, Fallout New Vegas
Interests: Books
Date Signed Up:6/20/2013
Last Login:1/14/2016
Location:Houston Texas
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#2 - Reichtangle disturbs me slightly.  [+] (6 new replies) 01/04/2014 on Germany Vision Rev 2.3 +158
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#100 - pwnigator (01/05/2014) [-]
You see, it's more of a round, phallic object. That way, we can fuck the countries we invade in a more efficient way.
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#53 - kakariko (01/05/2014) [-]
It's the eyes man, its disturbing to me as well.
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#18 - shogunhokan (01/05/2014) [-]
I dare say it makes the nazi-ball seem like the lesser evil.
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#102 - dracomancer (01/05/2014) [-]
I'd completely forgotten that there was more then one reich and I remember that 2 out of 3(?) of them wrecked shit up until the British intervened in one and the Americans in the other.
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#13 - ariux (01/05/2014) [-]
You are reich.
#19 - friendlycommunist (01/05/2014) [-]
i did Nazi that coming
#26 - The existence of Muhammad is an established fact though. You'v…  [+] (6 new replies) 01/04/2014 on o +4
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#49 - wolviewolverine (01/04/2014) [-]
err.. where exactly I state the opposite?
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#57 - dracomancer (01/04/2014) [-]
"It's muslims that cant portrai their imaginary friends."
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#73 - wolviewolverine (01/05/2014) [-]
allright. I was referring to Allah, but that completely doesn't change the fact you will readily suck muslim cock at the first opportunity.
#54 - lamarisagoodname (01/04/2014) [-]
"imaginary friends"

I think the real issue here is that people are taking you seriously. I'm muslim and all I feel compelled to do is laugh hysterically at your butthurt

realistically, you can sit there and complain endlessly about how bloodthirsty we are and call for your genocides etc but you're not actually getting anywhere or offending anyone, just a bit of advice for you
#74 - wolviewolverine (01/05/2014) [-]
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#75 - lamarisagoodname (01/05/2014) [-]
#59 - Now you know the way I feel  [+] (1 new reply) 01/04/2014 on Sex 0
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#60 - predatorwolf (01/04/2014) [-]
Iknowthatfeelbro.jpg
#1 - What the **** is up with the one in leopard print in the back?  [+] (4 new replies) 01/04/2014 on best acapella group +5
#25 - anon (01/05/2014) [-]
Animal King is love, Animal King is life . . .
look it up on the wiki dude
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#18 - redrex (01/05/2014) [-]
he is the king turret, when you play portal 2, in the elevator rooms some times there are these animations talking about superior beings taking over the world (or something like that) and the animation is that leopard print super-turret king thing dropping down and people worshiping it
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#3 - hellomynameisbill (01/04/2014) [-]
That's the king. kings always wear fur coats
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#2 - thejonman (01/04/2014) [-]
cuz why the fuck not?
#19 - Ah **** . Well I done ****** up so someone else c…  [+] (4 new replies) 01/04/2014 on Sex 0
#49 - predatorwolf (01/04/2014) [-]
I found this, but...

It seems to be in Spanish...
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#50 - predatorwolf (01/04/2014) [-]
Wow, that wasn't supposed to happen...
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#59 - dracomancer (01/04/2014) [-]
Now you know the way I feel
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#60 - predatorwolf (01/04/2014) [-]
Iknowthatfeelbro.jpg
#17 - The warm up.  [+] (7 new replies) 01/04/2014 on Sex 0
#46 - iamspika (01/04/2014) [-]
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#18 - theonewhoderps (01/04/2014) [-]
Gif for ants
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#19 - dracomancer (01/04/2014) [-]
Ah shit. Well I done fucked up so someone else can fix it.
#49 - predatorwolf (01/04/2014) [-]
I found this, but...

It seems to be in Spanish...
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#50 - predatorwolf (01/04/2014) [-]
Wow, that wasn't supposed to happen...
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#59 - dracomancer (01/04/2014) [-]
Now you know the way I feel
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#60 - predatorwolf (01/04/2014) [-]
Iknowthatfeelbro.jpg
#16 - I can tell that you're into some weird stuff. 01/04/2014 on Sex +1
#55 - I'm surprised when I come on FJ and see all the weird ****… 01/04/2014 on It actually makes sense 0
#36 - I was hoping for a happy ending. Why would you do this to me? 01/04/2014 on Not Mine But Wanted To Share +1
#25 - I feel like Canadians are probably just waiting for the rest o…  [+] (3 new replies) 01/04/2014 on Canadians 0
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#26 - roflstorm (01/04/2014) [-]
If that were true, then the plan would be going just perfectly
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#51 - funnymonky (01/04/2014) [-]
That's uh, totally not what we're doing. Pffft, I mean, come on guys. >->
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#117 - roflstorm (01/04/2014) [-]
I mean!
Yes, right...Not our plan whatsoever
#14 - Just be careful. You might end up getting ****** in the ass.  [+] (2 new replies) 01/04/2014 on Freedom of marriage +18
#138 - spaghettiprophet (01/04/2014) [-]
Its only gay if the balls touch
#35 - heartlessrobot (01/04/2014) [-]
His girlfriend is bisexual, not him.
#9 - Picture 01/04/2014 on Suck a dick, Stan 0
#6 - Picture 01/04/2014 on Bikini Bottom Fun :) +2
#35 - Picture 01/03/2014 on /b/ +2
#17 - You could be going out trying to get laid right now. Instead, … 01/03/2014 on Don't read this 0
#3 - Tangled 01/03/2014 on When Arguments You Know... +2
#2 - I'm pretty sure professor oak has beaten the elite four. 01/03/2014 on Professor Oak Wants To Fight! 0
#26 - Picture  [+] (1 new reply) 01/02/2014 on Your Dirtiest Joke +11
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#61 - What do they mean when they say "domain of life"? W…  [+] (2 new replies) 01/02/2014 on Science of 2013 0
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#138 - deathblossomfour (01/03/2014) [-]
Eukaryotes, Bacteria, and Achaea.
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#83 - itsthatguyagain (01/02/2014) [-]
Plants, animals, and minerals. Duh.
#23 - Comment deleted  [+] (3 new replies) 01/02/2014 on Your Dirtiest Joke +5
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#40 - mralice Comment deleted by dracomancer
#2 - That was mildly disturbing. 01/02/2014 on Goosebumps 0
#2 - Picture  [+] (1 new reply) 01/02/2014 on My Magic Watch +1
#3 - mixedfeelings (01/02/2014) [-]
so fahnee
#2 - Was this him? 01/02/2014 on witty title 0
#2 - mfw 01/02/2014 on First Contracted Murder 0
#27654 - What you mean this?  [+] (2 new replies) 01/02/2014 on Reaction Images - reaction... +1
#27656 - hueman (01/02/2014) [-]
By jove, that's it!
Thanks!
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#27739 - thisisestonia (01/06/2014) [-]
is that by jove a runescape reference?

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User avatar #25 - soundofwinter (06/23/2014) [-]
**** you
User avatar #23 - furrysheaperd (01/25/2014) [-]
you posted a but ton today i kept getting the 20 thumbs an hour thing and about your status cyborg says he always makes vegan plates for beast boy even in the burger and meat ball episodes
#21 - commission (01/07/2014) [-]
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#19 - anon (10/15/2013) [-]
your are ******* idot.

i am sick and tired from your behavior and your postes

go crawl in hole and die.

okay?
okay.

thank you
User avatar #20 to #19 - dracomancer (10/15/2013) [-]
I love you too <3
User avatar #18 - ied (10/05/2013) [-]
Have my babies.
User avatar #11 - ied (10/05/2013) [-]
You.
You are the best person in the world.
Like, ever.
OMFG.
Lub5evr
When I get some better items, I'll come back to trade for them legit.
User avatar #12 to #11 - dracomancer (10/05/2013) [-]
Stay the **** away from my flying fj sandwich.
You filthy hippy
User avatar #13 to #12 - ied (10/05/2013) [-]
What you want bby?
User avatar #14 to #13 - dracomancer (10/05/2013) [-]
Your first born child and all the thumbs you can give me.
User avatar #15 to #14 - ied (10/05/2013) [-]
I'll thumb all your posts?
User avatar #16 to #15 - dracomancer (10/05/2013) [-]
I'd prefer the first born child but that works too. If it's not to much work of course. I'd never do it, I'm a lazy asshat.
User avatar #17 to #16 - ied (10/05/2013) [-]
I'm on it!
User avatar #2 - sweg (08/01/2013) [-]
accept trade request
User avatar #3 to #2 - dracomancer (08/01/2013) [-]
What trade request
User avatar #4 to #3 - sweg (08/01/2013) [-]
go to items interface, then click on trading requests recieved
User avatar #5 to #4 - dracomancer (08/01/2013) [-]
It's a shame I don't know what FJ points are. I might be mildy annoyed that you have them now.
User avatar #6 to #5 - sweg (08/01/2013) [-]
Theyre basically useless unless you have hundreds of thousands of them
User avatar #7 to #6 - dracomancer (08/01/2013) [-]
If they're only for the item game you can have all of them.
User avatar #9 to #7 - sweg (08/05/2013) [-]
thanks again.
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