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#24 - u are 1 ******* cheeky kunt mate i swear i am goin 2 wr… 03/21/2015 on Colorblind +9
#13 - Сука пидор Блять  [+] (3 new replies) 03/21/2015 on Cheeken-Breeken Shawarma +15
User avatar #58 - volksunion (03/22/2015) [-]
bitch faggot fuck
User avatar #62 - bigblacknegro (03/22/2015) [-]
no u
User avatar #63 - volksunion (03/22/2015) [-]
нет ты, сука
#92 - That's not very tolerant of you, silly goy! 03/21/2015 on Silly Wymen -4
#26 - >tfw no qt3.14 mirelurk gf 03/21/2015 on Coming soon +6
#36 - Hey, at least he's not Anthony Burch. 01/20/2015 on Special day for me 0
#11 - I would like to refer you to comment #2. 01/15/2015 on Amy Poehler +8
#27 - An alternate universe where every other character exists to al…  [+] (1 new reply) 01/15/2015 on Juno 0
#41 - sketchysketchist (01/15/2015) [-]
Exactly!
I mean, it's not a bad movie. It's just the setups aren't realistic.
If it was a fantasy, horror, or sci fi film no one was supposed to take seriously I wouldn't of minded.
But holy hell, this is not how the world works.

Though it might not matter, I think that a much better movie that deserved as much Hype as Juno was Easy A. Yeah some things were ridiculous like the fact that her parents were chill about the whole thing, but at least that movie had shit fall apart.

The main chick got bit in the ass for doing the "right" thing when the rumors got out of control and people used them to save their asses, she realized everything is not what she expected it to be, and she used real logic(Not hipster leakspeak) to fix her situation and teach everyone a lesson.

That and it taught us not to judge people, especially if it's a rumor or you don't know shit. Which is way better than, "Pregant? K. Let's get starbucks".

And the acting wasn't shit.

That's okay. Juno sucked.
#3 - Juno was objectively a terrible movie.  [+] (8 new replies) 01/15/2015 on Juno +53
User avatar #93 - furiousmarshmellow (01/16/2015) [-]
User avatar #5 - sketchysketchist (01/15/2015) [-]
It was okay.
Great story of an alternate universe where no one gives a shit and people do random weird shit for no reason. AKA the Hipster Universe.
User avatar #27 - doyoufagsevenlift (01/15/2015) [-]
An alternate universe where every other character exists to allow the Mary Sue main character to make "quirky" quips to their detriment and every conceivable scenario is aimed at pointing out exactly how sPeCIAL and UniQUE she is. Also, teen pregnancy is totally fine now, guys.

The amount of pretentious hipster fucks, including males, that have aspired in vain to be like their proverbial Queen of Quirk piss me off and can all go eat a dick.

This rant wasn't aimed at you m8, Juno is just that fucking bad.



#41 - sketchysketchist (01/15/2015) [-]
Exactly!
I mean, it's not a bad movie. It's just the setups aren't realistic.
If it was a fantasy, horror, or sci fi film no one was supposed to take seriously I wouldn't of minded.
But holy hell, this is not how the world works.

Though it might not matter, I think that a much better movie that deserved as much Hype as Juno was Easy A. Yeah some things were ridiculous like the fact that her parents were chill about the whole thing, but at least that movie had shit fall apart.

The main chick got bit in the ass for doing the "right" thing when the rumors got out of control and people used them to save their asses, she realized everything is not what she expected it to be, and she used real logic(Not hipster leakspeak) to fix her situation and teach everyone a lesson.

That and it taught us not to judge people, especially if it's a rumor or you don't know shit. Which is way better than, "Pregant? K. Let's get starbucks".

And the acting wasn't shit.

That's okay. Juno sucked.
User avatar #9 - manofparody (01/15/2015) [-]
Written by a prostitute to making fucking and getting pregnant while young a socially acceptable behavior.

By hey, that's my pessimistic opinion of the movie... Then again, a girl tried getting me to get her pregnant after that movie so she could be like Juno, and I was like fuckno.
#83 - buffygifs (01/16/2015) [-]
And she tries to make having a hamburger phone seem acceptable.
User avatar #11 - sketchysketchist (01/15/2015) [-]
Yeah, no one seemed to give a shit about her pregnancy.
Juno: Like, hey guys I'm preggers.
Parents: K.
Juno: I'm going to do some indie shit.
Parents: K.
Juno: I'm giving the baby up for adoption.
Parents: K.
[Later]
Doctor: PUSH! PUUUUSH!!!
Juno: K.
[Years later]
Juno: I'm a lesbian too.
Everyone: Special K.


And what everyone took from it was that low-budget movies/music is cool and babys are fun to make.
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#73 - I'm going to get red thumbed to oblivion for suggesting this, …  [+] (1 new reply) 12/22/2014 on 瑞普在一块 +3
User avatar #134 - publicservice (12/22/2014) [-]
Now hold da fuck on here sonny boy.

I'm a born American (atheist to Islam) who moved TO a Muslim country. Not because I don't love American (I really love being American..but) to do exactly what you said doesn't happen which is cultural diffusion.

While some are stubborn for change in my personal circle I have seen some cultural changes happen here due to my mentioning of. I'm only bringing up suggestions which are logical which a lot of deeply culturally lived countries tend to ignore for the sake of doing what is previously known.

Also that story is written by islam critics and not a viable news source. While that unfortunate incident did happen most people know that's not a good source to cite from, and those idiot "muslims" should remind themselves that the punishment in our religion for Muslims who do that is...eternal. They will see justice done, stupid people are in every religion bro.

Co-existence is possible, it just takes time.


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