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#1 - He watched a fish get overwhelmed with water? How frightening.  [+] (3 new replies) 04/21/2013 on Bubble Buddy +14
User avatar #21 - maskedguardianmkii (04/22/2013) [-]
Fun fact: it is actually possible to drown a fish.
User avatar #3 - PartyPanda (04/22/2013) [-]
The place is called "Goo Lagoon"
I don't think it's water...
User avatar #26 - ayykuma (04/22/2013) [-]
>implying a lagoon still has a tide
#4 - This freaks the **** out of me, yet I can't stop staring. 04/21/2013 on Let's Ride a Bicycle of... +1
#72 - Haven't seen a good stick-man fight in ages. Thank you OP. 04/21/2013 on So Who Here Likes a Good... 0
#166 - Nah bro, I don't have an accent that strong. It only really sh… 04/19/2013 on Rule Britannia 0
#68 - MFW I live in Birmingham. I think a move to York…  [+] (3 new replies) 04/19/2013 on Rule Britannia +1
#70 - anon (04/19/2013) [-]
In Yorkshire we have half of Pakistan. Trying to drive through Bradford is about as dangerous as trying to bite a Lion's testicles after slapping it in the face.
User avatar #69 - weenieandthebutt (04/19/2013) [-]
Oh god, don't tell me you have the undecipherable Brommie accent. I've been to Birmingham once and I gotta say that it's actually really nice despite the chavs and dangerous looking people there. I've been to the Bullring which was cool and went to Uprawr (rock and poppunk nightclub) in Birmingham which is apparently meant to be the best one. At least you've got Kerrang Radio there and as for the York, quite a nice area I've heard. I've got mates who live all other the country.

don't have my reaction folder on me now
#166 - dovakiinsteve (04/19/2013) [-]
Nah bro, I don't have an accent that strong. It only really shows when I'm angry to be fair.

I'm not really into clubbing, so I've never been. But the bullring is awesome if you have the money.
#65 - That's all on England, not just London...  [+] (15 new replies) 04/19/2013 on Rule Britannia 0
#76 - mrbull (04/19/2013) [-]
Nah, only London and bigger cities you'd find this is a common occurrence. Outside of them everything is much quieter and the people you'd think are like them aren't as in abundance and less mouthy.
User avatar #80 - weenieandthebutt (04/19/2013) [-]
People from other parts of the UK seem to be better mannered in comparison. Not gonna lie, Londoners in general are so fucking rude and I feel safer in other parts of the UK than I do in London.
#85 - mrbull (04/19/2013) [-]
I've come to terms with that London is now majorly a cesspool, with very few places that aren't inflicted. I'd suggest moving up North to anybody who is in London and don't like it.
User avatar #66 - weenieandthebutt (04/19/2013) [-]
Maybe areas like Birmingham or Leister do but other areas such as Kent, Pompy and Surrey are mainly full of white people. I've even been to KFCs without black people!
User avatar #74 - mildreder (04/19/2013) [-]
Going to have to agree on Leicester. I live there and I've got to say,racist or not, its full of Asians everywhere, being rude to people in the street and generally taking jobs.
User avatar #78 - weenieandthebutt (04/19/2013) [-]
Can't blame you, there are a lot of rude Asian wankers on the street. I'm automatically going to assume you're white so do you feel like an outsider of any sort lol?

Thought your username was mindreader, with an Asian woman as your Avatar
User avatar #79 - mildreder (04/19/2013) [-]
I'm white, don't worry
#81 - weenieandthebutt (04/19/2013) [-]
White people problems: not being able to celebrate your cultural heritage without being deemed as some racist fascist. A couple of years ago, wasn't there a case up in the North where a 10 year old boy wasn't allowed on the bus, just because he wore an England shirt where the Asian bus driver deemed it as racist?
#82 - mildreder (04/19/2013) [-]
Jeez its like we are the minority now



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User avatar #83 - weenieandthebutt (04/19/2013) [-]
You must be feeling like Eric Cartman right now.

I fuckin' love Inbetwenners!
User avatar #84 - mildreder (04/19/2013) [-]
Oh god just wanna sing the minority song.



inbetweeners is the shit
#68 - dovakiinsteve (04/19/2013) [-]
MFW I live in Birmingham.


I think a move to Yorkshire will be in my near future.
#70 - anon (04/19/2013) [-]
In Yorkshire we have half of Pakistan. Trying to drive through Bradford is about as dangerous as trying to bite a Lion's testicles after slapping it in the face.
User avatar #69 - weenieandthebutt (04/19/2013) [-]
Oh god, don't tell me you have the undecipherable Brommie accent. I've been to Birmingham once and I gotta say that it's actually really nice despite the chavs and dangerous looking people there. I've been to the Bullring which was cool and went to Uprawr (rock and poppunk nightclub) in Birmingham which is apparently meant to be the best one. At least you've got Kerrang Radio there and as for the York, quite a nice area I've heard. I've got mates who live all other the country.

don't have my reaction folder on me now
#166 - dovakiinsteve (04/19/2013) [-]
Nah bro, I don't have an accent that strong. It only really shows when I'm angry to be fair.

I'm not really into clubbing, so I've never been. But the bullring is awesome if you have the money.
#49 - Why is everyone having a bitchfit? The dog's okay. 04/19/2013 on baloon animal 0
#88 - I can vouch for this man. My girlfriend has both a US flag sca… 04/19/2013 on Dumb Twitter Bitch +2
#55 - I can't help but wonder if this hurts  [+] (1 new reply) 04/18/2013 on Laser tattoo removal 0
User avatar #71 - covenantbubble (04/18/2013) [-]
My Uncle had a tattoo removed. It gets removed through a series of sessions. The bigger and more extensive tattoos require more sessions. Anyway, my Uncle went through 5 sessions, and he said the pain of it is not as bad as getting the tattoo, but his arm was red and damaged for ages after each session so the after effects are longer.
#41 - Oh thank god, wasn't just me. 04/18/2013 on I'm so fresh you can suck... 0
#478 - In the picture with the dude with the white hat, he doesn't ha… 04/18/2013 on /b/ finding pics of the... 0
#5 - **dovakiinsteve rolls 5,851** 04/17/2013 on Last wish? 0
#1 - BEZINGBOP 04/17/2013 on sh3ld0n +1
#6 - What if the upside down bottle opens first?  [+] (1 new reply) 04/17/2013 on I tried 0
User avatar #14 - imakejewburgers (04/17/2013) [-]
You use the hand holding the bottom bottle to force the upper bottle up. By doing this you keep the upper bottle's cap from coming off.
#1 - Nailed it. 04/17/2013 on Jackass +1
#27 - Have you ever watched wrestling? Front flipping off ladders th…  [+] (7 new replies) 04/17/2013 on Logic? Nope, none here. +11
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#45 - mysticninja (04/17/2013) [-]
send us a video of you jumping off a ladder, doing a front flip through a table, and then I will respect you.
#66 - lieutenantshitface has deleted their comment.
#36 - angelious (04/17/2013) [-]
are you stupid or something? not only must they watch out not to hurt their partners while jumping on them,they also have to watch out not hurting themself and still making it look realistic.

to top that of they also do more than just flipflops and lifting.

and "MIGHT hurt"


really now? just a small error in timing and they might break a limb or worse.


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#84 - angelious (04/18/2013) [-]
then i suggest you get glasses and fast.
#85 - lieutenantshitface has deleted their comment.
#30 - Ah, carry on then fine fellow.  [+] (5 new replies) 04/17/2013 on Being british this annoys me 0
User avatar #61 - niimajneb (04/17/2013) [-]
They also have slightly different spellings such as color instead of colour, and gray instead of grey.
#74 - anon (04/17/2013) [-]
American can be called the lazy way, but lets be honest the English language is pretty fucked up.
User avatar #77 - niimajneb (04/17/2013) [-]
Fuckin' right. For example, present can be used 3 different times "I'm present teacher" "I bought you a present" "In the present"
User avatar #89 - darkcomy (04/17/2013) [-]
That's not that bad at all, many languages have that. But in pronunciation, things are getting fucked up. Example:

Enough
Women
Nation

So GHOTI can be essentially pronounced as FISH
User avatar #92 - darkcomy (04/17/2013) [-]
Also the word "set" has 424 definitions.

#27 - That's a different vocabulary, not language.  [+] (7 new replies) 04/17/2013 on Being british this annoys me +5
User avatar #29 - theshade (04/17/2013) [-]
Correct you are, i didn't mean a different language and I'm sorry it was portrayed that way, i just meant different in general.
#30 - dovakiinsteve (04/17/2013) [-]
Ah, carry on then fine fellow.
User avatar #61 - niimajneb (04/17/2013) [-]
They also have slightly different spellings such as color instead of colour, and gray instead of grey.
#74 - anon (04/17/2013) [-]
American can be called the lazy way, but lets be honest the English language is pretty fucked up.
User avatar #77 - niimajneb (04/17/2013) [-]
Fuckin' right. For example, present can be used 3 different times "I'm present teacher" "I bought you a present" "In the present"
User avatar #89 - darkcomy (04/17/2013) [-]
That's not that bad at all, many languages have that. But in pronunciation, things are getting fucked up. Example:

Enough
Women
Nation

So GHOTI can be essentially pronounced as FISH
User avatar #92 - darkcomy (04/17/2013) [-]
Also the word "set" has 424 definitions.

#90 - What film is this? 04/15/2013 on How do you do 0
#284 - I like Earth Fur and Buttboard the most 04/15/2013 on Don't touch ems. +1
#31 - Telekinesis ************ . 04/13/2013 on chose one 0
#7 - I know that feel bro.  [+] (1 new reply) 04/13/2013 on I think I got busted 0
User avatar #8 - endface (04/13/2013) [-]
I just want to have sex standing up and properly perform 69, is that so hard to ask?
#74 - Thank you, bro. 04/11/2013 on Retro-I have many lives +1
#292 - Scarred Demon. 04/11/2013 on Wolf Time 0
#44 - Is there a high-res version that could be used as a wallpaper?  [+] (2 new replies) 04/11/2013 on Retro-I have many lives 0
#50 - colmcorbec (04/11/2013) [-]
Not really. I made this though.
But I had to use bicubic interpolation cause almost every panel was in a effin small-quick-google-gimme-something small resulotion. So it's not really High Definition.
But I sure resized it to 1920*910.
<- Here you go.
#74 - dovakiinsteve (04/11/2013) [-]
Thank you, bro.
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