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Date Signed Up:8/10/2012
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#101 - It's up to the viewer's / reader's interpretation. Given that … 09/14/2014 on Around the Internet PART 10 0
#57 - Hey so do I! I promise I'm not a ferdora autist and I'll even …  [+] (1 new reply) 09/14/2014 on When people try to flirt... 0
User avatar #58 - realreality (09/15/2014) [-]
too late bro party's already over. Next time maybe.
#6 - I know I've seen this before. But why not speak about the subj… 09/14/2014 on Arm love. 0
#3 - Be optimistic! She took a baseball game as a marriage proposal… 09/14/2014 on Smart +7
#3 - I'm like this. A few months ago I met a girl at a restaurant. …  [+] (14 new replies) 09/09/2014 on When people try to flirt... +34
User avatar #44 - rplix (09/09/2014) [-]
If a bitch can't deal with a ringtone from a movie you like, she's not worth keeping.

Don't change it man, you'll find someone who finds it cool/funny eventually.
#43 - anonymous (09/09/2014) [-]
#34 - anonymous (09/09/2014) [-]
Sorry, mate. Although her leaving because of the Jurassic Park ringtone sounds... unlikely (well- how good is the quality?) cause Jurassic Park is the best movie in the whole wide world!

Everyone loves that movie!
It's my ringtone.
User avatar #18 - euchreplayer (09/09/2014) [-]
keep the ringtone. Best to find someone who shares same interests.
#13 - doctorhax (09/09/2014) [-]
What if it wasn't the ringtone and she thought instead she just thought you were a shitty human being?
#17 - realreality (09/09/2014) [-]
Agreed, there's no way the dinosaur ringtone was responsible. At best it might've been the straw that broke the camels back, I mean like the girl could've been lowering her standards from the start just to go out with this guy and the after the ringtone thing she probably was like "Fuck this shit, I'm better than this". So in a way this guy helped out that girl see her real potential and might be going out with someone waaaay better than this guy. So, I guess what I'm trying to say is that good on you T_Rex dude for being a complete and utter loser and making someone realise that life could always be worse... and by " being worse" I mean having to go out with you. Sometimes I like coming up with my own cynical conclusions and shitting on people.
User avatar #32 - goldenglimmer (09/09/2014) [-]
The pure analytical, pragmatic and emotionally disconnected nature to your assesment of this guy makes it so much more cold. Like holy crap, this is a carefully crafted, custom tailored comment designed to inflict as much damage to some random person's sense of self-worth and respect.

You're never coming to my birthday parties.
User avatar #36 - realreality (09/09/2014) [-]
First of all Thank you. Secondly, who's gonna stop me ?
User avatar #37 - goldenglimmer (09/09/2014) [-]
I- well... uh.

Damn it, all right, but you have to promise to get really drunk and not make any of my friends question their existence.

#51 - realreality (09/09/2014) [-]
Hell Yes !! I love parties.
User avatar #57 - dovahben (09/14/2014) [-]
Hey so do I! I promise I'm not a ferdora autist and I'll even silence my phone. Now, where is the tequila?
User avatar #58 - realreality (09/15/2014) [-]
too late bro party's already over. Next time maybe.
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#12 - anonymous (09/09/2014) [-]
That's the tamest "awkward" date story i've heard in a long time man.
#33 - I think Dr. Dre surpassed him when he sold Beats to Apple for …  [+] (1 new reply) 09/04/2014 on Resolution, I 0
User avatar #43 - grrphc (09/04/2014) [-]
Dr. Dre is more of a music producer, but yeah, he's definitely richer than Jay Z.
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#9 - Don't your eyes start to hurt trying to read a book on the com…  [+] (1 new reply) 09/03/2014 on yes. yes it is. 0
#15 - noschool (09/04/2014) [-]
there are things you can get to inverse the color of a webpage so the words are white and background is black.
#16 - Got an erection because Kate is dating my boy Verlander. Then … 09/02/2014 on link in description and... 0
#51 - I knew cloud sharing was sketchy when they introduced it. 09/02/2014 on Leaky leaked nudie pics 0
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