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#3613 - **douchestolemyname rolled a random image posted in comment … 02/03/2013 on Your New Girlfriend 0
#262 - You're a monster, i hate cats, and you made me like this one... 01/19/2013 on Wonder Cat 0
#227 - This is where i leave my comment for free thumbs right? 01/14/2013 on Lets take a closer look +1
#96 - April 25th 12/02/2012 on High five 0
#129 - Is the Magician in the top left below Spyro from scooby doo? I…  [+] (2 new replies) 11/18/2012 on You can thank this man 0
#137 - sathrax (11/18/2012) [-]
he's the magnificent mumbo from teen titans.
#132 - anonymous (11/18/2012) [-]
Teen Titans
#104 - Well the younger one definitely is now, regardless of if his o… 11/16/2012 on When my little brother... +2
#724 - One, those things would create jobs, two, it wouldnt eliminate…  [+] (1 new reply) 11/08/2012 on It begins.. 0
User avatar #731 - CoolStoryBrosky (11/08/2012) [-]
People Employed in the fast food industry: 3,036,000
People employed by Coca Cola: 140,000
People employed by PepsiCo: 297,000
People employed by FritoLay: 50,000

People employed by the DEA: 10,784

Not to mention, the former is payed for by private industry, whereas the OCA (or it's equivalent) would be payed for by tax dollars.
#708 - I believe so yes, as parents are also shoving nothing but fast…  [+] (3 new replies) 11/08/2012 on It begins.. 0
User avatar #712 - CoolStoryBrosky (11/08/2012) [-]
So now we've:
Eliminated the threat of drug abuse by having harsh laws regarding the possession and dealing of drugs
We have done this through the establishment of the DEA (Drug Enforcement kim jongistration), sponsoring the pay-checks of thousands of more federal positions.

Obesity by having strict diet control
We have done this through the OCA (Obesity Control Agency)
We now have thousands more on the payroll, while popular fast food and snack food companies crash, leaving millions jobless, millions more homeless, and the economy experiencing a worse crash than the great depression.

What now?
User avatar #724 - douchestolemyname (11/08/2012) [-]
One, those things would create jobs, two, it wouldnt eliminate fast food, but it would cut back on all the fat kids walking around asking why they're fat. Three, we have lessened the medical bills people have and the amount of people that have to use tax dollars to go get fixed. Four, we have been in a depression for years now my friend, it just it cant be as bad as before because the QOL has improved way from what it was back then
User avatar #731 - CoolStoryBrosky (11/08/2012) [-]
People Employed in the fast food industry: 3,036,000
People employed by Coca Cola: 140,000
People employed by PepsiCo: 297,000
People employed by FritoLay: 50,000

People employed by the DEA: 10,784

Not to mention, the former is payed for by private industry, whereas the OCA (or it's equivalent) would be payed for by tax dollars.
#699 - Because parents are acting irresponsible these days and settin…  [+] (5 new replies) 11/08/2012 on It begins.. 0
User avatar #702 - CoolStoryBrosky (11/08/2012) [-]
....but once we get government too involved in our personal lives, it is a slippery slope.
Heart Disease is the number one killer of the western world, should we also have strict regiments of diet?
User avatar #708 - douchestolemyname (11/08/2012) [-]
I believe so yes, as parents are also shoving nothing but fast food down kids throats as they don't feel like cooking or preparing meals when they get home. Everything that happens is a result of the times and social norms / dependencies, but that doesn't mean live like you can never die. Not saying be boring either, but live with some humility, and not a constant ignorant prick thinking nothing bad will ever happens, and when it does going "WHY DOES ALL THE BAD SHIT HAPPEN TO ME"
User avatar #712 - CoolStoryBrosky (11/08/2012) [-]
So now we've:
Eliminated the threat of drug abuse by having harsh laws regarding the possession and dealing of drugs
We have done this through the establishment of the DEA (Drug Enforcement kim jongistration), sponsoring the pay-checks of thousands of more federal positions.

Obesity by having strict diet control
We have done this through the OCA (Obesity Control Agency)
We now have thousands more on the payroll, while popular fast food and snack food companies crash, leaving millions jobless, millions more homeless, and the economy experiencing a worse crash than the great depression.

What now?
User avatar #724 - douchestolemyname (11/08/2012) [-]
One, those things would create jobs, two, it wouldnt eliminate fast food, but it would cut back on all the fat kids walking around asking why they're fat. Three, we have lessened the medical bills people have and the amount of people that have to use tax dollars to go get fixed. Four, we have been in a depression for years now my friend, it just it cant be as bad as before because the QOL has improved way from what it was back then
User avatar #731 - CoolStoryBrosky (11/08/2012) [-]
People Employed in the fast food industry: 3,036,000
People employed by Coca Cola: 140,000
People employed by PepsiCo: 297,000
People employed by FritoLay: 50,000

People employed by the DEA: 10,784

Not to mention, the former is payed for by private industry, whereas the OCA (or it's equivalent) would be payed for by tax dollars.
#693 - I never said I was stopping anyone, I explicitly wrote that in…  [+] (2 new replies) 11/08/2012 on It begins.. 0
User avatar #706 - Kingsteveooo (11/08/2012) [-]
So if he was drunk, is it alcohols fault or his for willing ingesting a substance he knew would alter his state of mind, and attempting to do things anyways.

Take 10 really fast deep breaths, light headed aren't you?
He could have just as easily run into the same sinareo from an oxygen high.
is breathing now dangerous? Or should he have waited until he had his balance?
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User avatar #1 - sirbonzaiatak (03/07/2011) [-]
lol i liked ur pic, check out mine and thumb please! just the first two, but feel free to check outall of them
User avatar #2 to #2 - douchestolemyname (03/07/2011) [-]
i wish my comics could get more thumbs.... but im a nobody >.<
User avatar #3 to #3 - sirbonzaiatak (03/07/2011) [-]
dude dont say that, if you want help i can put the url of a photo of yours thats funny on my description and u will get some views :)
User avatar #4 to #4 - douchestolemyname (03/07/2011) [-]
haha, if you want you can i don't care... ill probably be done with funny junk when i get front page one time anyway... or, i then become obsessed with funny junk and never log off :0
User avatar #5 to #5 - sirbonzaiatak (03/07/2011) [-]
see that explains me haha
User avatar #6 to #6 - douchestolemyname (03/07/2011) [-]
what you got a front page and never logged off again lol
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