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doucheonmandic

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Date Signed Up:9/27/2014
Last Login:1/14/2016
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#30 - Comment deleted 10/08/2015 on Complimenting a stranger's... 0
#20 - a futa school manga short. some weird **** ... 10/07/2015 on No Name has weird names 0
#22 - Picture  [+] (1 new reply) 10/07/2015 on check em +1
#26 - subaqueousreach (10/07/2015) [-]
It was your time bro. Good call.
#21 - **doucheonmandic used "*roll 1, 1-99*"** **doucheonmandic r…  [+] (3 new replies) 10/07/2015 on check em +11
#29 - fappening (10/07/2015) [-]
#22 - doucheonmandic (10/07/2015) [-]
#26 - subaqueousreach (10/07/2015) [-]
It was your time bro. Good call.
#2 - when you are too old for the candy van 10/06/2015 on Dropping off bae 0
#9 - to be fair, all of them seem devoid of life and expectations f… 10/06/2015 on "fashion" +27
#2 - I honestly expected her to just keep going till the bottle was…  [+] (2 new replies) 10/06/2015 on When I'm not drinking that... +27
#6 - anon (10/06/2015) [-]
I thought she was going to use two bottles.
#15 - oinos (10/06/2015) [-]
She's unwitting that the cup isn't the size of a normal shot of vodka. She'll have some more shots before calling it a night... and sleeping half naked on the kitchen floor.
#10 - is best girl tho  [+] (3 new replies) 10/06/2015 on Repost +3
#11 - notsohappygamer (10/06/2015) [-]
y u do dis to me ?
#14 - nerdofwar (10/06/2015) [-]
Don't evade the truth
#16 - notsohappygamer (10/07/2015) [-]
#62 - Picture 10/06/2015 on Best couple. +1
#32 - i see 10/06/2015 on She lost 200 lbs (90 kg) 0
#30 - do the skin eventually tighten up or surgery needed?  [+] (6 new replies) 10/06/2015 on She lost 200 lbs (90 kg) +1
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#31 - madvulcan (10/06/2015) [-]
She's a very humble woman in her 60's, so it didn't tighten up. If she wanted it removed, she'd probably have to go for surgery, but the excess skin doesn't really matter to her.
#65 - masterboll (10/06/2015) [-]
i like your mum
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#49 - warioteam (10/06/2015) [-]
damn, if she didnt have ~25 years left and fucked up skin she is looking good for someone in her sixties
#45 - blizzagan (10/06/2015) [-]
So you would just have to lose fat at a moderately steady pace then?
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#66 - madvulcan (10/06/2015) [-]
I would think so, and I would also imagine (if you're younger and physically able) gaining some sort of muscle mass to fill in the inevitable empty space would help as well. My mom is, unfortunately, the inheritor of a number of genetic heart problems that prevented her from doing the latter.
#32 - doucheonmandic (10/06/2015) [-]
i see
#58 - arent you able to toggle the dicks tho? 10/06/2015 on was fixing my nephews laptop. 0
#18 - only ******** die broke 10/06/2015 on Just need a few thousand... +86
#38 - im kinda confused about the rules here... its ok as long as th…  [+] (6 new replies) 10/06/2015 on Such a fun sport +1
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#41 - keltainenlumi (10/06/2015) [-]
There are no "rules". Pony shit has just been around long enough that it's not so annoying anymore.
#42 - kandazz (10/06/2015) [-]
Also, god damn, dem hips man...
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#44 - keltainenlumi (10/06/2015) [-]
yuss
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#43 - kandazz (10/06/2015) [-]
Oh hey, it's still a gif. Neat.
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#49 - hopporto (10/06/2015) [-]
Gifs with shit-tier quality are still gifs when they are posted.
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#50 - kandazz (10/06/2015) [-]
Find me good quality apple-human-pone-hip-bumpin' moving picture thing then.

I say as I copy and paste that sentence into google.
#80 - and there some, who does both.  [+] (1 new reply) 10/04/2015 on BK Black Whopper -1
#82 - anon (10/05/2015) [-]
ur funy XDd
#6 - that's what kids do 10/04/2015 on When you get home after a... +14
#5 - True. The jedi order reformed differently with slightly differ…  [+] (1 new reply) 10/04/2015 on Retarded Siths 0
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#37 - realmanbraum (10/04/2015) [-]
wait, i thought sidious followed the whole "1 Voice, 2 Hands" bit, there were still more Sith under sidious but the movies focused around Vader and Luke
#46 - i feel like we need to run by some experiments in a controlled… 10/02/2015 on A Weapon to Surpass Metal Gear 0
#22 - Comment deleted 10/02/2015 on Emily Blunt's Ass +6
#30 - ok. so in theory it could work, but person was a dumbass.  [+] (3 new replies) 10/02/2015 on A Weapon to Surpass Metal Gear +1
#42 - myjunk (10/02/2015) [-]
In what theory is it a good idea to put your dick in a plastic vagina that rotates at 25.000 rpm?
#46 - doucheonmandic (10/02/2015) [-]
i feel like we need to run by some experiments in a controlled environment. all are needed is a power drill, a sausage, pig skin for foreskin simulation, a rubber vagina, and about two bottles of lube.

also with modifications, it could work as an electronic toothbrush, turning left and right instead of just right. also replacing the trigger on the power drill for a potmeter to more accurately control speed.
#41 - anon (10/02/2015) [-]
Yeah but no. Don't do it.
#28 - Picture 10/02/2015 on baby otter being introduced... +24
#38 - he bought it then gave it to them or w/e 10/02/2015 on blue me away 0
#119 - The moral of the story that you can be yourself as long as you… 10/02/2015 on Return of the Cringe - 3 +12
#120 - with only 8 months of exercising, he lost his gf. 09/30/2015 on Getting Swoll Together 0
#18 - Comment deleted  [+] (1 new reply) 09/30/2015 on (untitled) +59
#19 - mentlgen Comment deleted by doucheonmandic

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#5 - keplerx (09/11/2015) [-]
You are now safe
User avatar #3 - darthblam ONLINE (08/19/2015) [-]
Rick says Morty | Season 1
Here you go.

I tried giving the link on the Rick & Morty post but the OP's blocked me apparently..
#4 to #3 - doucheonmandic (08/19/2015) [-]
ty man
User avatar #2 - skidleydoo (12/06/2014) [-]
******* Kevin.
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