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doucheonmandic

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Date Signed Up:9/27/2014
Last Login:1/14/2016
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#8 - Picture 10/15/2015 on I giggled +12
#19 - **doucheonmandic used "*roll 1, cah answer*"** **doucheonma… 10/14/2015 on (untitled) 0
#4 - "And then... i told him at the BBQ, "Sorry, but i'm … 10/14/2015 on You funky, Sal! 0
#58 - lol, what do you expect with low quality *********** as anon? 10/14/2015 on uh oh -1
#56 - woah, anon. better watch out before you cut someone...  [+] (2 new replies) 10/14/2015 on uh oh -1
#57 - anon (10/14/2015) [-]
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**anonymous rolled image** Man FJ have gone sensitive lately. Doesnt take much to be "edgy" anymore it seems if this is all thats required to rustle your jimmies.
#58 - doucheonmandic (10/14/2015) [-]
lol, what do you expect with low quality shitposting as anon?
#54 - >> #53 , i'm ******* retarded... 10/14/2015 on Like a glove 0
#53 - nfs rivals. i believe the only note worthy game of the series … 10/14/2015 on Like a glove +2
#27 - dunno. this might be easier to pull off on above silver level,…  [+] (6 new replies) 10/14/2015 on uh oh 0
#55 - anon (10/14/2015) [-]
>Acting like you know what you are talking about


Also CS:GO is a bad game. rooty tooty pointy and shooty with skins. Faggot
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#101 - clannadqs (10/14/2015) [-]
Better than whatever game you play.
#56 - doucheonmandic (10/14/2015) [-]
woah, anon. better watch out before you cut someone...
#57 - anon (10/14/2015) [-]
**anonymous used "*roll picture*"**
**anonymous rolled image** Man FJ have gone sensitive lately. Doesnt take much to be "edgy" anymore it seems if this is all thats required to rustle your jimmies.
#58 - doucheonmandic (10/14/2015) [-]
lol, what do you expect with low quality shitposting as anon?
#28 - anon (10/14/2015) [-]
aztec
unsilenced usp
defuse sound
confirmed silver
#35 - head game too strong 10/14/2015 on karate is hard +17
#5 - ...well that was ****** stupid 10/11/2015 on A 1985 arcade game +1
#4 - **doucheonmandic used "*roll picture*"** **doucheonmandic r…  [+] (2 new replies) 10/11/2015 on A 1985 arcade game +1
#6 - obtuseabuse (10/11/2015) [-]
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**obtuseabuse rolled image** no. I fap to this!
#5 - doucheonmandic (10/11/2015) [-]
...well that was fuckin stupid
#6 - nah then u'd be shot 10/11/2015 on Fun +2
#4 - Seems like a Star Wars Jedi Knight: Jedi Academy mod. 10/11/2015 on he was a good friend 0
#3 - the same way they can arrest you for making a clock look like a bomb  [+] (3 new replies) 10/11/2015 on Fun +15
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#7 - wtel (10/11/2015) [-]
No, because that's technically a form of assault.

What OP is proposing is just assholery, and as such isn't illegal.

Mind you, if that was in burgerstan then it's entirely possible the cop would just shoot you, but it's not illegal.
#5 - anon (10/11/2015) [-]
So if I did this and was black, I could play the race card and get to meet the president?
#6 - doucheonmandic (10/11/2015) [-]
nah then u'd be shot
#73 - A first person camera is there to simulate the POV of the char…  [+] (1 new reply) 10/11/2015 on learn2aim +1
#74 - doomeythekink (10/11/2015) [-]
Hmm, it seems i've forgotten the effects of a sub 90 FOV, which happens when one happens to be a FOV whore who cant stand anything under 100. And looking at it again im seeing the effects a bit better. I believe I was wrong about that point. Have my favorite webm you educated well thought out faggot Game still feels bad
#11 - Trigger Animations known for cracking on other companies lazy … 10/10/2015 on Quality Animation 0
#42 - Let's see. You are wrong, it's still not 45 degrees, and still…  [+] (3 new replies) 10/10/2015 on learn2aim 0
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#72 - doomeythekink (10/11/2015) [-]
How am I wrong? Really, let me hear you answer, because saying its 45 degrees is being generous, some of them appear to go at 50-75. Also I meant to say "don't do 1 :1", noticing that typo now. And no shit the video shows it, this wouldn't be talked about if it wasn't noticeable.
#73 - doucheonmandic (10/11/2015) [-]
A first person camera is there to simulate the POV of the character. However when it projected to a flat screen, things look rater different, than what a person would see. If the screen is not big enough to reach out of the person's field of view, then it's like walking around, having your hands covering the sight on the two side of your face. The other thing is, when the screen is flat, whatever passes in front of the "camera", it has to reach the edge of the screen either way and in this case, it creates the illusion of the bolts moving at more than 45 degrees, when in reality, if the player was wearing VR goggles, or a curved screen, reaching out of their field of view, it would show that it wouldn't be more than 10-20 degrees.

Also this is what i meant.
"They could turn down the ROF, reduce the spawns, lower the damage, lower the enemy health, lower the ACTUAL accuracy, make the AI less aggressive, etc."
That is exactly what wave 1 is.
#74 - doomeythekink (10/11/2015) [-]
Hmm, it seems i've forgotten the effects of a sub 90 FOV, which happens when one happens to be a FOV whore who cant stand anything under 100. And looking at it again im seeing the effects a bit better. I believe I was wrong about that point. Have my favorite webm you educated well thought out faggot Game still feels bad
#34 - Really really few shooters are out there that bother to 1 to 1…  [+] (6 new replies) 10/10/2015 on learn2aim +2
#40 - doomeythekink (10/10/2015) [-]
Who said I excuse this kinda shit from any other dev/publisher? Don't try to say you meant others, you would have to be stupid to bring it up here if it wasn't relevant Also I don't think you understand how recoil works, recoil is when the force from bullet firing makes the GUN jump and can make the round go off target if it jumps before it leaves the barrel. If the round/laser projectile leaves the barrel going straight, it shouldn't make a 45 degree turn within 3 inches. And yes a large amount of games do do 1 : 1 with projectiles and the barrel, but please don't say this shit is common. Its fucking bad to look at, I can understand they want to turn down the difficulty, but there are better ways then fucking with in game physics. They could turn down the ROF, reduce the spawns, lower the damage, lower the enemy health, lower the ACTUAL accuracy, make the AI less aggressive, etc. Also I don't know what processes go into making a game camera well, but I would hope making it fishlense isn't one of them
#50 - revelent (10/10/2015) [-]
Dude, in pretty much any game that has dynamic reticles the shots go out at an angle. It's just more evident here because this are fucking bright-fuck-my-eyes-up red lasers.
#42 - doucheonmandic (10/10/2015) [-]
Let's see. You are wrong, it's still not 45 degrees, and still almost none of the multiplayer shooters go beyond generic "gun shake" on models. Also, your last point is basically what the video shows...
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#72 - doomeythekink (10/11/2015) [-]
How am I wrong? Really, let me hear you answer, because saying its 45 degrees is being generous, some of them appear to go at 50-75. Also I meant to say "don't do 1 :1", noticing that typo now. And no shit the video shows it, this wouldn't be talked about if it wasn't noticeable.
#73 - doucheonmandic (10/11/2015) [-]
A first person camera is there to simulate the POV of the character. However when it projected to a flat screen, things look rater different, than what a person would see. If the screen is not big enough to reach out of the person's field of view, then it's like walking around, having your hands covering the sight on the two side of your face. The other thing is, when the screen is flat, whatever passes in front of the "camera", it has to reach the edge of the screen either way and in this case, it creates the illusion of the bolts moving at more than 45 degrees, when in reality, if the player was wearing VR goggles, or a curved screen, reaching out of their field of view, it would show that it wouldn't be more than 10-20 degrees.

Also this is what i meant.
"They could turn down the ROF, reduce the spawns, lower the damage, lower the enemy health, lower the ACTUAL accuracy, make the AI less aggressive, etc."
That is exactly what wave 1 is.
#74 - doomeythekink (10/11/2015) [-]
Hmm, it seems i've forgotten the effects of a sub 90 FOV, which happens when one happens to be a FOV whore who cant stand anything under 100. And looking at it again im seeing the effects a bit better. I believe I was wrong about that point. Have my favorite webm you educated well thought out faggot Game still feels bad
#38 - **doucheonmandic used "*roll picture*"** **doucheonmandic r… 10/10/2015 on RickroLL 0
#50 - nope 10/09/2015 on Dank Anime MP4s/Weebms Part 18 0
#48 - are non-jews allowed in those tho?  [+] (2 new replies) 10/09/2015 on Dank Anime MP4s/Weebms Part 18 0
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#49 - donbionicle (10/09/2015) [-]
Are you romanian, gay, a slav or communist?
#50 - doucheonmandic (10/09/2015) [-]
nope
#46 - i clearly have concentration issues...  [+] (4 new replies) 10/09/2015 on Dank Anime MP4s/Weebms Part 18 0
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#47 - donbionicle (10/09/2015) [-]
Perhaps there's a place you can go to remedy these issues. Say, a camp of some variety?
#48 - doucheonmandic (10/09/2015) [-]
are non-jews allowed in those tho?
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#49 - donbionicle (10/09/2015) [-]
Are you romanian, gay, a slav or communist?
#50 - doucheonmandic (10/09/2015) [-]
nope
#38 - sauce? on the song ofc  [+] (6 new replies) 10/09/2015 on Dank Anime MP4s/Weebms Part 18 +1
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#43 - donbionicle (10/09/2015) [-]
It's right there, in the first 5 seconds of the webm. Before the tits even start!
#46 - doucheonmandic (10/09/2015) [-]
i clearly have concentration issues...
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#47 - donbionicle (10/09/2015) [-]
Perhaps there's a place you can go to remedy these issues. Say, a camp of some variety?
#48 - doucheonmandic (10/09/2015) [-]
are non-jews allowed in those tho?
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#49 - donbionicle (10/09/2015) [-]
Are you romanian, gay, a slav or communist?
#50 - doucheonmandic (10/09/2015) [-]
nope
#965 - **doucheonmandic used "*roll picture*"** **doucheonmandic r… 10/09/2015 on Roll for our new President 0
#6 - **doucheonmandic used "*roll 1, cah answer*"** **doucheonma… 10/08/2015 on Peekaboo -1

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#5 - keplerx (09/11/2015) [-]
You are now safe
User avatar #3 - darthblam (08/19/2015) [-]
Rick says Morty | Season 1
Here you go.

I tried giving the link on the Rick & Morty post but the OP's blocked me apparently..
#4 to #3 - doucheonmandic (08/19/2015) [-]
ty man
User avatar #2 - skidleydoo (12/06/2014) [-]
******* Kevin.
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