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doucheonmandic

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Date Signed Up:9/27/2014
Last Login:1/14/2016
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#25 - you were the one crying about it and continue to do so. kek  [+] (8 new replies) 12/29/2015 on He needs YOUR help 0
#26 - archael (12/29/2015) [-]
I'm not crying, bud, and my first comment was directed at admin.

I'm sorry that you're so insecure.
#27 - doucheonmandic (12/30/2015) [-]
i'm not the one having the need to let everyone know that i'm a hard working member of society. just so i can feel some false a sense of achievement about the rather mediocre lifestyle i've been found myself compared to some stranger over the web. i mean, he must be some useless shit and i'm working hard. so that means i'm better right? right?

wow, talking about insecurity. almost feeling bad for ya. it's ok tho, i'm here if you need a shoulder to cry on.
#28 - archael (12/30/2015) [-]
Now you're just trying too hard. Get a job.
#29 - doucheonmandic (12/30/2015) [-]
Got one, thank you. Pretty happy with it too. Not everyone has the urge to brag/cry about how hard adult life is, bud.
#30 - archael (12/30/2015) [-]
Unless it's about admin, apparently.
#31 - doucheonmandic (12/31/2015) [-]
dang
#32 - archael (12/31/2015) [-]
At least you tried?
#33 - doucheonmandic (12/31/2015) [-]
i just genuinely thought it was a funny comment.
#7 - Picture 12/29/2015 on this was the ladies sauna +33
#3 - Addy's fw none of the chicks have dicks in the restaurant.  [+] (1 new reply) 12/29/2015 on Fukin Kids +6
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#4 - ImmortalBaconEater (12/29/2015) [-]
"I bet she doesn't even have a dick. Fucking fag."
#53 - only if its on a girl 12/29/2015 on Dank MLG FJ 0
#10 - mfw i already lost trust and never start this webm without pul… 12/29/2015 on Random Anime Videos Episode 9 +6
#48 - **doucheonmandic used "*roll 1, 1-999*"** **doucheonmandic …  [+] (2 new replies) 12/29/2015 on Dank MLG FJ 0
#52 - anon (12/29/2015) [-]
U like man dick?
#53 - doucheonmandic (12/29/2015) [-]
only if its on a girl
#16 - both arteries were blown to **** with everything else..…  [+] (5 new replies) 12/29/2015 on Nice shot +50
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#35 - adplum (12/29/2015) [-]
would still be alive long enough to feel it tho
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#72 - woofman (12/29/2015) [-]
He would totally feel it, as he passes out from the severed arteries, and dies. Severed arteries in most cases, even today, if you don't get immediate help, you are pepsi max brah.
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#96 - talldumbdork (12/29/2015) [-]
Lol in this guys situation, immediate help wouldn't have probably done much. Can't really tournequit that. There is something called M.A.S.T. Pants that the military created and some medics have available (rare) for bleeding in the pelvic area. You apply the pants and use an air compressor to blow them up, putting pressure on the pelvis to hopefully stop bleeding until someone can make it to surgery. Honestly? The time it takes for medics to arrive and place it, this dude is RIP. (Ex-medic)
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#115 - woofman (12/30/2015) [-]
Yeah that's rather on point to be honest. There's also the tourniquets that are already being worn that just require you to twist, but yeah even those won't do sh*t to your balls/junk suddenly exploding along with arteries. That and I doubt ww2 nazis had M.A.S.T. pants, and/or tourniquets instantly ready to go even with them panicking.
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#74 - woofman (12/29/2015) [-]
That or he just passes out from shock imediately and dies while bleeding out with his brain sending him to lala land.
#23 - woah, didn't even notice this comment for such a long while fr…  [+] (10 new replies) 12/29/2015 on He needs YOUR help 0
#24 - archael (12/29/2015) [-]
Are you implying that holding a steady job makes your life trash? Speaks volumes about your character, buddy.
#25 - doucheonmandic (12/29/2015) [-]
you were the one crying about it and continue to do so. kek
#26 - archael (12/29/2015) [-]
I'm not crying, bud, and my first comment was directed at admin.

I'm sorry that you're so insecure.
#27 - doucheonmandic (12/30/2015) [-]
i'm not the one having the need to let everyone know that i'm a hard working member of society. just so i can feel some false a sense of achievement about the rather mediocre lifestyle i've been found myself compared to some stranger over the web. i mean, he must be some useless shit and i'm working hard. so that means i'm better right? right?

wow, talking about insecurity. almost feeling bad for ya. it's ok tho, i'm here if you need a shoulder to cry on.
#28 - archael (12/30/2015) [-]
Now you're just trying too hard. Get a job.
#29 - doucheonmandic (12/30/2015) [-]
Got one, thank you. Pretty happy with it too. Not everyone has the urge to brag/cry about how hard adult life is, bud.
#30 - archael (12/30/2015) [-]
Unless it's about admin, apparently.
#31 - doucheonmandic (12/31/2015) [-]
dang
#32 - archael (12/31/2015) [-]
At least you tried?
#33 - doucheonmandic (12/31/2015) [-]
i just genuinely thought it was a funny comment.
#6 - i just got someone to gift me Battlefront II  [+] (6 new replies) 12/28/2015 on When Someone Wants U to Buy... +223
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#97 - orangadink (12/29/2015) [-]
Picked it up for like $1.99 on steam

played hero assault on Mos Eisley with another dude against some no life. This guy was so good battlefront 2 came out and that's litterally all he's been playing since then I swear to god
#40 - echsa (12/28/2015) [-]
best one
#42 - fargfive (12/28/2015) [-]
[PTSD Intensifies]
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#101 - karroll (12/29/2015) [-]
Oh my god, I stopped playing for a week. My 9 year old self just about shit his pants, when the first one mauled me to death.
#43 - echsa (12/28/2015) [-]
i hate these fuckers, damn acklays
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#7 - ScottP (12/28/2015) [-]
Good game
#23 - Picture  [+] (1 new reply) 12/28/2015 on When i hear someone shares... +13
#35 - shatt (12/28/2015) [-]
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#2 - Picture 12/27/2015 on Weird appetite 0
#85 - **doucheonmandic used "*roll picture*"** **doucheonmandic r… 12/25/2015 on Waifu roll roulette. 0
#14 - i think what he is trying to say is simply just don't even tal…  [+] (1 new reply) 12/24/2015 on Check your privilege :^) 0
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#15 - goodhomer (12/24/2015) [-]
#14 - that's blood, duud  [+] (2 new replies) 12/23/2015 on Robberies gone wrong -36
#31 - anon (12/24/2015) [-]
No, watch the clip again, it's definitely piss
#16 - hairybaboon (12/23/2015) [-]
that's some reflective ass blood. It's spreading through his pants hella quick. He's not in pain. Definitely blood
#2 - yeah... that would be really **** indeed... 12/22/2015 on Vegetarian Christmas +18
#50 - damn he sure got me... 12/22/2015 on (untitled) +1
#23 - Picture  [+] (4 new replies) 12/21/2015 on (untitled) +33
#32 - wraithguard (12/22/2015) [-]
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#41 - marconde (12/22/2015) [-]
Do you screencap every admin comment and use them as image reactions?
Because that's clever
#56 - wraithguard (12/22/2015) [-]
#50 - doucheonmandic (12/22/2015) [-]
damn he sure got me...
#14 - fits in well with fj 12/21/2015 on World Cup +5
#114 - Picture 12/19/2015 on Things got a little too real 0
#33 - While in reality, all you were trying to figure out is how to eat ass.  [+] (2 new replies) 12/17/2015 on Dirty Dave +31
#67 - joxa (12/17/2015) [-]
When you try to understand how "pranksters" get away while doing whatever they want
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#3 - **doucheonmandic used "*roll picture*"** **doucheonmandic r… 12/17/2015 on He needs YOUR help +3
#178 - except, you know... somewhat decent... 12/15/2015 on The Future is Now +2
#2 - that'd do too 12/15/2015 on Wow +7
#4 - Picture 12/14/2015 on Found while browsing wikipedia 0
#19 - nice 12/14/2015 on smiley face :) 0

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#5 - keplerx (09/11/2015) [-]
You are now safe
User avatar #3 - darthblam ONLINE (08/19/2015) [-]
Rick says Morty | Season 1
Here you go.

I tried giving the link on the Rick & Morty post but the OP's blocked me apparently..
#4 to #3 - doucheonmandic (08/19/2015) [-]
ty man
User avatar #2 - skidleydoo (12/06/2014) [-]
******* Kevin.
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