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doucheonmandic

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Date Signed Up:9/27/2014
Last Login:1/14/2016
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#1174 - omg i win something for once! 08/20/2015 on Roll Dubs, get banned +... 0
#1172 - **doucheonmandic used "*roll 1, 0-99*"** **doucheonmandic r…  [+] (1 new reply) 08/20/2015 on Roll Dubs, get banned +... 0
#1174 - doucheonmandic (08/20/2015) [-]
omg i win something for once!
#439 - Looks like our purp is in some **** . 08/20/2015 on Minimum wage machine +5
#269 - inb4 you are a necrophiliac faggot who secretly wants to *… 08/20/2015 on Funny Junk Problem Solving 0
#268 - I don't think they are calling them neck beards, BECAUSE they …  [+] (1 new reply) 08/20/2015 on Funny Junk Problem Solving 0
#346 - roannoke (08/20/2015) [-]
Not so much annoyed, just ironic i usually think
#262 - The thing is, most people seem to cringe on, when it comes to …  [+] (1 new reply) 08/20/2015 on Funny Junk Problem Solving +3
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#343 - deviousdanish (08/20/2015) [-]
"deep web"

/co/ is not the deep web.
#379 - ENHANCE! where is your god now?  [+] (2 new replies) 08/20/2015 on Minimum wage machine +10
#424 - anon (08/20/2015) [-]
Got em.
#439 - doucheonmandic (08/20/2015) [-]
Looks like our purp is in some shit.
#10 - they are standing on ice from underwater side. i'm guessing th…  [+] (1 new reply) 08/19/2015 on Meanwhile in Australia +2
#20 - killerdeath (08/19/2015) [-]
It's called a Wheelbarrow.
#82 - i'm really torn apart between making a dick girl joke and a &q…  [+] (1 new reply) 08/19/2015 on This is a McDonald in Taiwan +1
#138 - guanyu (08/19/2015) [-]
#4 - ty man 08/19/2015 on doucheonmandic's profile 0
#11 - i would be interested in a "Morty" count trough out …  [+] (2 new replies) 08/19/2015 on Rick and Morty Deleted Scene +6
#27 - gulessbayonet (08/19/2015) [-]
You are in luck, my friend.
www.youtube.com/watch?v=T7UxQZoxFEg
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#13 - rockergamer (08/19/2015) [-]
in this short he said morty's name 19 fucking times
#16 - also his 2d waifu. and that is the most important thing in life.  [+] (2 new replies) 08/19/2015 on /k/ goes to Japan +43
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#29 - ketoacidosis (08/19/2015) [-]
Do you mean he uses the gun to protect his 2D waifu or he uses his 2D waifu to protect his virginity?
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#33 - sliderfox (08/19/2015) [-]
The answer is yes sir, the answer is yes.
#6 - Picture  [+] (10 new replies) 08/19/2015 on Glitch in the Matrix +30
#52 - anon (08/19/2015) [-]
WOAH-OH-OH-AH-AH-AH-AAAA-HA-AH-AH-AH (compilation)
skip the 1st one, 2nd one is the best
#7 - yips (08/19/2015) [-]
#66 - youxbarstard (08/20/2015) [-]
#33 - alstorp (08/19/2015) [-]
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#48 - korogum (08/19/2015) [-]
What's the sauce on that song?
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#50 - gravysponge (08/19/2015) [-]
Metal gear Solid 5 phantom pain ost, Sins of the Father
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#64 - korogum (08/20/2015) [-]
Thank you based Gravy
#22 - youxbarstard (08/19/2015) [-]
Source on the audio if anyone wants it.
It starts at 10:35
www.youtube.com/watch?v=OffF0e2h4TU
#11 - anon (08/19/2015) [-]
This is what makes the FunnyJunk community great. I love you guys.
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#8 - roxasftw (08/19/2015) [-]
therealsuperderpy
#54 - well i don't believe you have a penis. Anyway here is… 08/18/2015 on Fallout Shelter +1
#136 - Picture 08/18/2015 on Out of nowhere 0
#44 - Meanwhile i get dwellers like this... yes, it was a defa…  [+] (3 new replies) 08/18/2015 on Fallout Shelter 0
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#51 - divinexve (08/18/2015) [-]
damn it ivan
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#49 - futaprincess (08/18/2015) [-]
I don't believe you.
#54 - doucheonmandic (08/18/2015) [-]
well i don't believe you have a penis.

Anyway here is his dad, got it from reward.











Some times i succeed 3 times 77% rush, sometimes the water plant catches on fire 5 times in a row on under 40%. So yeah. I don't think these are just coincidences. Sadly i was too stupid to document it from the start, so it's not much use for full content.











Also, there is Myers from generation 3.
#39 - one of the two group is actually trying i guess 08/18/2015 on Summers 0
#102 - Picture 08/18/2015 on Hyūga +20
#57 - the detailing every single part could be switched up with &quo… 08/18/2015 on asdasd 0
#10 - why need shields when you can just level adp and follo… 08/17/2015 on Heating your dinner +2
#2 - i'ma risk sounding like an asshole... why he have to detail ev…  [+] (5 new replies) 08/17/2015 on asdasd 0
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#7 - sanguinesolitude (08/17/2015) [-]
The worry is that the boss will mention like "hey i have a small issue, i can't connect to the internet"

you spend hours isolating the problem, updating everything, clearing all the viruses and malware he has built up, installing a new wireless card, etc. etc. etc. and it ends up taking like 5 hours because it was a pain in the ass. In reality you made good time and are impressed with how thorough you were. you hand it back and say fixed, and he has no idea what went into it. Maybe in his mind what you did was supposed to be easy, and you were incredibly slow. Maybe he thinks you slacked off for a few hours and then turned it off and on again.

Justifying the time you took is a natural reaction.
#8 - anon (08/17/2015) [-]
Might be a natural reaction but it sure as shit isn't logical.
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#9 - sanguinesolitude (08/17/2015) [-]
the logic is sound.

BOSS IN CHARGE
BOSS MIGHT THINK ME LAZY
BOSS THINK LAZY I FIRED
I NO WANT FIRED
TELL BOSS NOT LAZY
BOSS SAY GOOD JOB
NOT FIRED
#57 - doucheonmandic (08/18/2015) [-]
the detailing every single part could be switched up with "Ey, boss. It was a tough job, but i'm done now."

outcome one: boss nods, says good job, back to work.

outcome two: boss asks what was the problem, you tell him/her what caused the problem and maybe how he/she could avoid it next time. boss nods, says good job, back to work.

personally i just unsure of op's phrasing. it was a tiny problem, but must have been an unusual one so had to try multiple methods before finding a correct one. detailing all the other things done is a waste of time. if you start with "well first i checked C: drive but then i had to..." your boss will shut you down quickly so you would stop wasting the time of both of you and get back to work.
#3 - anon (08/17/2015) [-]
Let's be honest - No one want's to know why something doesn't work - they want to know how to avoid it from happening and if it's fixed

well at least the majority
#6 - Sarah Jessica Parker. you just spotted the funny 08/17/2015 on Humans 0
#18 - The new Silent Hill looking great so far.  [+] (2 new replies) 08/17/2015 on I can never find anything... +15
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#54 - sinonyx (08/18/2015) [-]
shit was canceled yo




i know you were making a joke, but i'm still pissed they canceled silent hills
#19 - endospore (08/17/2015) [-]
Not a pachinko machine. 0/10
#12 - it's not like the ac is bolted on the wall already or w/e...  [+] (1 new reply) 08/17/2015 on Sexist. +16
#36 - anon (08/17/2015) [-]
who are you and why are you blocking me
-goobyman <3
#41 - it's different when they spawn in a 1-2-3-etc. block long room… 08/17/2015 on Vault 224 Part 4 0

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#5 - keplerx (09/11/2015) [-]
You are now safe
User avatar #3 - darthblam ONLINE (08/19/2015) [-]
Rick says Morty | Season 1
Here you go.

I tried giving the link on the Rick & Morty post but the OP's blocked me apparently..
#4 to #3 - doucheonmandic (08/19/2015) [-]
ty man
User avatar #2 - skidleydoo (12/06/2014) [-]
******* Kevin.
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