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#17 - marketing reasons. this way it can be aired with a lower mprs … 09/02/2015 on Monster musume ep 9 stuff +2
#12 - like there was a possibility for that... 09/01/2015 on You Know What Day It Is? +6
#15 - cuz now it totally isn't... 09/01/2015 on Spider-man facts Comp 1:... +8
#148 - true, but new and unusual things tend to make people uncomfort… 08/30/2015 on This Isnt How Its Supposed... 0
#146 - ye sorry about that. i went too much into detail before even r… 08/30/2015 on This Isnt How Its Supposed... 0
#137 - anyhow this whole anti-social thing is not the product of vibr…  [+] (2 new replies) 08/30/2015 on This Isnt How Its Supposed... 0
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#145 - leifbunny (08/30/2015) [-]
Your typical dildos and pocket pussies never spoke back to you. When you anthropomorphize something like that.... that's when things get weird and we'll begin seeing it.
#148 - doucheonmandic (08/30/2015) [-]
true, but new and unusual things tend to make people uncomfortable especially when it's connecting to a highly taboo subject and will have the usual groups of "EEW get it away from me", "it's fine, i don't care", and the "ITS MY LIFE, IT SHOULD BE YOUR LIFE TOO"
#134 - holly **** i should not do this again... that's just wa…  [+] (3 new replies) 08/30/2015 on This Isnt How Its Supposed... 0
#137 - doucheonmandic (08/30/2015) [-]
anyhow this whole anti-social thing is not the product of vibrators, or VR sex machines, or whatever you could think up in the subject. it is really just the whole process of building mental walls. at work, on the streets, everywhere. part of the reason some people (mostly men) just can't smile at anyone without being taken a creep, or otherwise being frowned upon. so they just join the mass of solitude totally limiting their interaction to others. of course it's not all dark and i'm glad that i recently got into a community - whenever i'm not sittin on my ass, being unproductive on fj - and generally a work place where people, whom may have never met before dare to smile at each other without the whole "being offended that another human being made contact with me" part. FINALLY my point is, that using objects will not make you treat people like objects. other people: your boss, co-workers, people on the street treating you like an object that they need to get around is what may, or may not make you do the same eventually to your surrounding. so yeah, i really don't see if i should get disgusted if some random person rather use something better than hands and fingers, but too beta to score...
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#145 - leifbunny (08/30/2015) [-]
Your typical dildos and pocket pussies never spoke back to you. When you anthropomorphize something like that.... that's when things get weird and we'll begin seeing it.
#148 - doucheonmandic (08/30/2015) [-]
true, but new and unusual things tend to make people uncomfortable especially when it's connecting to a highly taboo subject and will have the usual groups of "EEW get it away from me", "it's fine, i don't care", and the "ITS MY LIFE, IT SHOULD BE YOUR LIFE TOO"
#133 - this actually builds up more layers to debate on and most of i…  [+] (6 new replies) 08/30/2015 on This Isnt How Its Supposed... 0
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#136 - leifbunny (08/30/2015) [-]
Not to detract from your points, as they're all very good ones, but you really gotta learn to break up your paragraphs. That... hurts a little to read after a while. Anyhow...

Of course, eventually overpopulation will be an issue. But my point is that it isn't right here, right now. And won't be for a ridiculously long time. if we even make it that far as a species, all things currently considered. I really hate playing devil's advocate... but doesn't it always seem like the folks who go for the species advancing jobs like engineering always also seem to be the whiny desperate tfw no gf types? The ones who seem to feel superior for what they're doing, only to cry later that no one seems to like them? As if that perceived superiority might be just... I dunno... dragging them down? We need those brains to keep us advancing, but if they're too busy fucking lovedolls like it's ok, we're losing them. Not all of them. But many of them..

And yeah, there are indeed various stages of that level of loneliness, but there seems to be an alarming rate of these people. As a homosexual, I can't speak for male/female relations, but I can say this. If you parade around lording your "I'm a nice guy, girls. Come get me!" Attitude.... these kinds of people are manipulative and not very likable. Just like the ones who run around constantly screaming about how bad those people are in... yet another desperate attempt to get the spotlight on them instead for their perceived "normality". It's an ugly, vicious shark tank that no girl wants to test the waters of.

The reality here is that it's just what mom and dad used to tell us as kids: Love isn't a thing you look for. Because you won't find it. Nobody wants someone who's too busy looking for that "missing piece" to fix their own shortcomings like that's the end of their story and the happily-ever-after is prewritten for them. Because it isn't. And no amount of prerecorded "ohhhh ooooni-chan" or whatever other weird things I see people spewing on here or anywhere else is going to make it true. These people won't be helping us advance once their loneliness is "cured". They'll be to busy having the goggles surgically attached.
#146 - doucheonmandic (08/30/2015) [-]
ye sorry about that. i went too much into detail before even realizing how fucking ugly this looks when posted. so yeah, sorry for the chunks.

as for the loner brainiac... it's all about the individual. Some atheists want to feel special, cause they think if they don't believe in a magic man in the sky, that instantly makes them smarter. Some people just like to feel superior whether they are, or not. on the other hand, Einstein believed to have quite a few lovers and children from more than one women. didn't fact check

in any case, i get your point of "if they just gonna be sit-at-home-doll-fucking-VR-fags with no worth to society, then why have them" but that's the thing, they stop furthering the family tree, die eventually and free up space. i know it's a bit harsh, but again it's a theory of what this could come down to. morally might be in the top ten kindest ideas, but i think it's still a better option than those population reduction plans that i've heard going around.

also there is that factor that they will grow out of it and eventually bump into that one person that will tolerate love them for the rest of their lives. so yeah. that's there too.

#134 - doucheonmandic (08/30/2015) [-]
holly fuck i should not do this again... that's just way too much for a comment. i've ran out of characters...

#137 - doucheonmandic (08/30/2015) [-]
anyhow this whole anti-social thing is not the product of vibrators, or VR sex machines, or whatever you could think up in the subject. it is really just the whole process of building mental walls. at work, on the streets, everywhere. part of the reason some people (mostly men) just can't smile at anyone without being taken a creep, or otherwise being frowned upon. so they just join the mass of solitude totally limiting their interaction to others. of course it's not all dark and i'm glad that i recently got into a community - whenever i'm not sittin on my ass, being unproductive on fj - and generally a work place where people, whom may have never met before dare to smile at each other without the whole "being offended that another human being made contact with me" part. FINALLY my point is, that using objects will not make you treat people like objects. other people: your boss, co-workers, people on the street treating you like an object that they need to get around is what may, or may not make you do the same eventually to your surrounding. so yeah, i really don't see if i should get disgusted if some random person rather use something better than hands and fingers, but too beta to score...
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#145 - leifbunny (08/30/2015) [-]
Your typical dildos and pocket pussies never spoke back to you. When you anthropomorphize something like that.... that's when things get weird and we'll begin seeing it.
#148 - doucheonmandic (08/30/2015) [-]
true, but new and unusual things tend to make people uncomfortable especially when it's connecting to a highly taboo subject and will have the usual groups of "EEW get it away from me", "it's fine, i don't care", and the "ITS MY LIFE, IT SHOULD BE YOUR LIFE TOO"
#10 - Snarky guy in coffee queue eyes off my Bioshock Infinite… 08/30/2015 on This Guy had it coming. +3
#92 - but think about it for a second. who will have these? lonely m…  [+] (15 new replies) 08/30/2015 on This Isnt How Its Supposed... +12
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#109 - leifbunny (08/30/2015) [-]
Not everyone needed a smartphone, now we see it as: every second of our personal lives has to be talked about with them.

We're nowhere near overpopulation with so much of the planet underpopulated. It's just a concentration of areas that makes it seem that way.

It shouldn't take a virtual sex robot or any other kind of bandaid-on-an-open-wound "fix" to make a person focus on something productive. When your whole life up to this point has been "boo hoo tfw no gf" I can almost guarantee you they won't be doing anything productive. That kind of human being just wants to feel victimized at all hours so they can hide from any fault in their own personalities.

And most importantly, if you Not you specifically, just a simplified pronoun. think it's a whole annoying unwanted song-and-dance to get someone to have sex with you.... you probably don't understand what sex actually is to the person making you earn it, and therefore don't deserve it anyways.

What it comes down to is that we shouldn't be able to tailor human interaction to our whims, because it keeps that whole ugly mentality that everyone else around you is a cardboard cutout on the stage of your life, when that's clearly untrue. I suppose these are just moral/ethical concerns, but really... do we want this? Do we really want this?
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#140 - decayingapple (08/30/2015) [-]
"It shouldn't take a virtual sex robot or any other kind of bandaid-on-an-open-wound "fix" to make a person focus on something productive."

There is no evidence in literature that suggests that VR Porn wouldn't help anyone be more productive nor is there any that suggests it will. In the end, were just arguing over something that does not yet exist.
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#141 - leifbunny (08/30/2015) [-]
That's.... my point. It won't fix them.
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#150 - decayingapple (08/30/2015) [-]
I see your point, but even if it doesn't fix them, is it really that wrong for an isolated depressed individual to find comfort rather than be left with miserable loneliness? I mean there's no evidence to suggest that VR porn makes these situations worse. Like you said, these kinds of people are already too deep in to do anything productive, so how would VR Porn make things worse?
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#152 - leifbunny (08/30/2015) [-]
It's better to get them help. Don't get the guy a fake fucktoy, get him a therapist.
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#154 - decayingapple (08/30/2015) [-]
Of course I agree with you. Getting help is always better, but it's not like getting a fucktoy and getting a therapist are mutually exclusive. There's nothing wrong with allowing comfort and going through therapy at the same time. Most likely, the type of person who would have deep rooted isolation problems wouldn't seek help anyways.
#139 - impureparadox (08/30/2015) [-]
will get thumbed down for this so hard but stopped reading after the population thing. SO GLAD i finally saw it. Like the whole world could fit in Texas and every single person(that means a family of 4 gets 4x the amount) could have like 100 sq ft of room to themselves, that's not overpopulation of the planet in ANY way.
#133 - doucheonmandic (08/30/2015) [-]
this actually builds up more layers to debate on and most of it depends on human kindness.
overpopulation is mostly the trademark of developing countries because of heavy religious reasons; people don't know any better than just spawn babies all around; child mortality if i pump out 7 of these brats and at least 2 survives it's good, if more survives it's better ; big families can support themselves better when payment is scarce, but flows from many directions. however after a number the system crumbles under just keeping itself afloat. and obviously more wealthy countrie's citizens rather build career than have kids, or just have one child and that's it - talking about in general.
now here is the thing. we know money, resources, food and wealth in general is anything but evenly distributed. now let's just say that this will never change, cause of human want, envy, and greed. do you anyone in general believe if we lower the population with the current amount of resources, we would bump into the same problem, because the top small percent would just collect the rest of the wealth and everything, with that increasing the gap, or the overall living quality would increase from the surplus resources even though the ratios would stay the same?
also i'm kinda glad we haven't populated more of the land on earth. we cluster into cities for a reason instead of everyone having an equal squares of land across the earth. it's more efficient. now let's think big, imagine that the population reached levels where we need a continent wide city. imagine it's power usage, or every continent's for a matter of fact. we don't have technology to support it and i doubt we will ever reach that stage, but for all we know: wind, water, solar energy is jut not gonna cut it for a long time; world kinda gave up on nuclear energy, cause of all the scary radiation stories and basically using the most outdated, cheapest, and dirtiest method. not to mention it is still just partially renewable; oil, coal, gas... yeah. so yeah basically we are fucked on that matter and then we would have to have a world wide lifesupport system, cause we used up all the space we had for trees and not have the extra heat and heat reflection created by the big cement jungle cook us up. again this is a WHAT IF that i could imagine if we progress with what we have now.
Don't know, the "tfw no gf" obviously has stages from the jokingly "ah yeah i haven't been looking around for the past bit, i know i'm such a loner." to the full blown mental cases and i think this "omg having sex with objects" is really just stress relief. i mean people do themselves off cuz they figured out it's good for getting rid of tension and it feels good and it takes less effort then finding someone willing right then and there obviously not talking about relationship when intimate contact has deep emotional meaning , then people figured out that why don't just use something more functional than fingers and hands and that's why dildos and fleshlights exist, or roughly on that point, but it obviously depends on the individual's kinky factor and such.
i can't really comment on the what to do for sex part, just because of how - i think hilariously - messed up backwards my experiences been compared to whatever you would think. so might as well skip this next spoiler. Whatever i've been doing, the most pantiens been thrown towards me were all at times when i couldn't give one shit about any of the sort by chicks i really had no intentions for. I mean i eventually went with it, cause you know, why not, but the times i opened towards the ones i really cared for and wanted to have something just got blown the fuck out the air instantly. So yeah, i don't even know what greek alphabet my faggotry qualifies in. Also should mention that this is not to be taken in a 1 to 1 ratio. It usually depends on what kind company i keep and such.
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#136 - leifbunny (08/30/2015) [-]
Not to detract from your points, as they're all very good ones, but you really gotta learn to break up your paragraphs. That... hurts a little to read after a while. Anyhow...

Of course, eventually overpopulation will be an issue. But my point is that it isn't right here, right now. And won't be for a ridiculously long time. if we even make it that far as a species, all things currently considered. I really hate playing devil's advocate... but doesn't it always seem like the folks who go for the species advancing jobs like engineering always also seem to be the whiny desperate tfw no gf types? The ones who seem to feel superior for what they're doing, only to cry later that no one seems to like them? As if that perceived superiority might be just... I dunno... dragging them down? We need those brains to keep us advancing, but if they're too busy fucking lovedolls like it's ok, we're losing them. Not all of them. But many of them..

And yeah, there are indeed various stages of that level of loneliness, but there seems to be an alarming rate of these people. As a homosexual, I can't speak for male/female relations, but I can say this. If you parade around lording your "I'm a nice guy, girls. Come get me!" Attitude.... these kinds of people are manipulative and not very likable. Just like the ones who run around constantly screaming about how bad those people are in... yet another desperate attempt to get the spotlight on them instead for their perceived "normality". It's an ugly, vicious shark tank that no girl wants to test the waters of.

The reality here is that it's just what mom and dad used to tell us as kids: Love isn't a thing you look for. Because you won't find it. Nobody wants someone who's too busy looking for that "missing piece" to fix their own shortcomings like that's the end of their story and the happily-ever-after is prewritten for them. Because it isn't. And no amount of prerecorded "ohhhh ooooni-chan" or whatever other weird things I see people spewing on here or anywhere else is going to make it true. These people won't be helping us advance once their loneliness is "cured". They'll be to busy having the goggles surgically attached.
#146 - doucheonmandic (08/30/2015) [-]
ye sorry about that. i went too much into detail before even realizing how fucking ugly this looks when posted. so yeah, sorry for the chunks.

as for the loner brainiac... it's all about the individual. Some atheists want to feel special, cause they think if they don't believe in a magic man in the sky, that instantly makes them smarter. Some people just like to feel superior whether they are, or not. on the other hand, Einstein believed to have quite a few lovers and children from more than one women. didn't fact check

in any case, i get your point of "if they just gonna be sit-at-home-doll-fucking-VR-fags with no worth to society, then why have them" but that's the thing, they stop furthering the family tree, die eventually and free up space. i know it's a bit harsh, but again it's a theory of what this could come down to. morally might be in the top ten kindest ideas, but i think it's still a better option than those population reduction plans that i've heard going around.

also there is that factor that they will grow out of it and eventually bump into that one person that will tolerate love them for the rest of their lives. so yeah. that's there too.

#134 - doucheonmandic (08/30/2015) [-]
holly fuck i should not do this again... that's just way too much for a comment. i've ran out of characters...

#137 - doucheonmandic (08/30/2015) [-]
anyhow this whole anti-social thing is not the product of vibrators, or VR sex machines, or whatever you could think up in the subject. it is really just the whole process of building mental walls. at work, on the streets, everywhere. part of the reason some people (mostly men) just can't smile at anyone without being taken a creep, or otherwise being frowned upon. so they just join the mass of solitude totally limiting their interaction to others. of course it's not all dark and i'm glad that i recently got into a community - whenever i'm not sittin on my ass, being unproductive on fj - and generally a work place where people, whom may have never met before dare to smile at each other without the whole "being offended that another human being made contact with me" part. FINALLY my point is, that using objects will not make you treat people like objects. other people: your boss, co-workers, people on the street treating you like an object that they need to get around is what may, or may not make you do the same eventually to your surrounding. so yeah, i really don't see if i should get disgusted if some random person rather use something better than hands and fingers, but too beta to score...
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#145 - leifbunny (08/30/2015) [-]
Your typical dildos and pocket pussies never spoke back to you. When you anthropomorphize something like that.... that's when things get weird and we'll begin seeing it.
#148 - doucheonmandic (08/30/2015) [-]
true, but new and unusual things tend to make people uncomfortable especially when it's connecting to a highly taboo subject and will have the usual groups of "EEW get it away from me", "it's fine, i don't care", and the "ITS MY LIFE, IT SHOULD BE YOUR LIFE TOO"
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#98 - agentdennis (08/30/2015) [-]
I feel the same way. Hopefully, people with lower fitness will give up and fuck robots while the decent people get it on. Some are so desperate these days that they fuck whales. Pruning the human family tree this way would not be the worst thing to happen and could have beneficial side effects.
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#4 - when you gotta keep north korea in line, but you also know bal…  [+] (7 new replies) 08/28/2015 on This is why china is so scary +72
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#27 - marmiteistasty (08/29/2015) [-]
China is keeping North Korea in line? Why would they do that?
in any case theyre not doing a very good job
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#33 - vultro (08/29/2015) [-]
I suggest you do a little research of your own and not trust FJ as your media source. Not trying to sound like an arrogant cunt, I sincerely want you to know the truth because it's interesting. A TLDR is, North Korea is basically Chinas bitch and also a little of Russias and when they were getting feisty a few years back China warned them but NK said fuck off. It's like telling your parents to fuck off when you're 6; naht gud
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#34 - marmiteistasty (08/29/2015) [-]
I am from China. I'm very in line with current world affairs, though I apologize if I worded my comment bad.
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#46 - leonhardt (08/29/2015) [-]
So is it the nips or the chinese that can't pronounce "L"
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#47 - akirasatou (08/29/2015) [-]
Japanese people can't pronounce L. Because there is no equivalent character to L, e.g. when a Japanese person pronounce the sound 'la' they will say ’ら’ which sound more like 'ra' than 'la'.
Chinese on the other hand has plenty of characters and has multiple tones for words starting with an 'l' sound for example '啦' or '了' (la and le respectively).
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#50 - leonhardt (08/29/2015) [-]
Neato.
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#37 - vultro (08/29/2015) [-]
I just got off a 11 hour shift so I could have misread also. Glad you didn't take my criticism offensively. Make sure you have a good night/day!
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#136 - heilhotwheels (08/28/2015) [-]
Raise cigarette revenue with one hand, preach that everyone should quit with the other

Sounds about right
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#4 - doucheonmandic (08/26/2015) [-]
wow webm could you fucking not? some gifs are not meant to be converted
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#6 - jacencaedus (08/26/2015) [-]
yup, I deserved those negative thumbs for that stupidity
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#11 - captainprincess (08/26/2015) [-]
Honestly I find the depravity and degeneracy of the reality far more exciting
Even things that aren't my fetish can be exciting just because of how wrong they are

Like, with exceptions for disgusting shit like scat etc ofc

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#5 - keplerx (09/11/2015) [-]
You are now safe
User avatar #3 - darthblam ONLINE (08/19/2015) [-]
Rick says Morty | Season 1
Here you go.

I tried giving the link on the Rick & Morty post but the OP's blocked me apparently..
#4 to #3 - doucheonmandic (08/19/2015) [-]
ty man
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******* Kevin.
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