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doucheonmandic

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Date Signed Up:9/27/2014
Last Login:1/14/2016
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Content Ranking:#962
Comment Ranking:#898
Highest Content Rank:#967
Highest Comment Rank:#629
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Content Level Progress: 54% (54/100)
Level 126 Content: Respected Member Of Famiry → Level 127 Content: Respected Member Of Famiry
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Level 282 Comments: More Thumbs Than A Hiroshima Survivor → Level 283 Comments: More Thumbs Than A Hiroshima Survivor
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#11 - Picture 09/30/2015 on Bad Lip Reading +22
#29 - no 09/28/2015 on Date 0
#21 - damn the feels got real too fast 09/28/2015 on Date +4
#3 - >gf  [+] (4 new replies) 09/28/2015 on Date +60
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#26 - yourinvisiblegf (09/28/2015) [-]
hi
#29 - doucheonmandic (09/28/2015) [-]
no
#18 - taydem (09/28/2015) [-]
> f
#21 - doucheonmandic (09/28/2015) [-]
damn the feels got real too fast
#7 - ALIEN BEEEEANZ! 09/25/2015 on Alion 0
#47 - Anon, i'll need you to put those extra chromosomes back in the… 09/25/2015 on Shots fiered +8
#36 - it's better quality and resolution than mine. so yeah... 09/25/2015 on Seatbelts +3
#33 - Picture 09/25/2015 on GTR does a 90 degrees drift +4
#32 - well, to be fair i did almost burn down the house once, before… 09/25/2015 on Seatbelts 0
#74 - it's ok, anon.. try to breathe trough your nose for a moment. … 09/25/2015 on Priorities +7
#6 - i'm actually ashamed for how ****** this picture i hast…  [+] (3 new replies) 09/25/2015 on Seatbelts +8
#13 - closure (09/25/2015) [-]
Here's a better one from the comment section
#35 - myjunk (09/25/2015) [-]
Oh yeah, cutting out the original author's signature is much better
#36 - doucheonmandic (09/25/2015) [-]
it's better quality and resolution than mine. so yeah...
#5 - Picture  [+] (6 new replies) 09/24/2015 on Seatbelts +104
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#14 - nanako (09/25/2015) [-]
When i have a child i'm going to give him a lit candle to play with
#32 - doucheonmandic (09/25/2015) [-]
well, to be fair i did almost burn down the house once, before i've learned not to play with fire...
#6 - doucheonmandic (09/25/2015) [-]
i'm actually ashamed for how shitty this picture i hastefully dragged off google images turned out to be...
#13 - closure (09/25/2015) [-]
Here's a better one from the comment section
#35 - myjunk (09/25/2015) [-]
Oh yeah, cutting out the original author's signature is much better
#36 - doucheonmandic (09/25/2015) [-]
it's better quality and resolution than mine. so yeah...
#2 - better call the meme police  [+] (2 new replies) 09/24/2015 on Caught my employee making... +119
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#13 - hwaraam (09/25/2015) [-]
>a nigger kid up-left
>''police''

yeah right
#14 - anon (09/25/2015) [-]
edgy
#7 - i think it was meant to be one of those "social experimen…  [+] (7 new replies) 09/24/2015 on Priorities +106
#56 - anon (09/25/2015) [-]
you guys get pissy when people claim men think with their dicks but then also get pissy when people expect men to control themselves around boobs or something. "of course we stare, it's in our nature, we can't control ourselves" "NO we're not sex crazed omg, das so sexist"
#135 - anon (09/26/2015) [-]
The secret is we don't know what the fuck we want so we just get pissy over everything
#74 - doucheonmandic (09/25/2015) [-]
it's ok, anon.. try to breathe trough your nose for a moment. did you spend too much time on tumblr again? also it's not that men are pissy, it's more that they are fucking confused. one moment they get offered free sex (which is ofc fake offer), even though right before that they called a rapist, just by assumption that if they have a dick, so they must rape. however, it depends on the environment and where you work and how much of a cold, stuck up bitch everyone is there...
#73 - hazelnutqt (09/25/2015) [-]
It's almost like men can be different and want/like different things
#130 - anon (09/25/2015) [-]
women are the same fucking way but you don't mind calling us all bitches and gold diggers.
#37 - anon (09/25/2015) [-]
To be fair, a threesome with two beautiful blondes is something most men want.
#58 - donbionicle (09/25/2015) [-]
Most men also realize that if you just get offered one in broad daylight on a public pier...
#5 - so basically ever single teenage boy at one point?  [+] (4 new replies) 09/24/2015 on The Future +10
#10 - arolexion (09/24/2015) [-]
I never did.
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#11 - lolzordz (09/24/2015) [-]
me neither. it mightve been an american teenage boy thing
#14 - anon (09/25/2015) [-]
I'm American and I never did
#12 - arolexion (09/24/2015) [-]
That's probably the most truthful thing I've read in FJ today.
#4 - "nerf"  [+] (5 new replies) 09/23/2015 on I wish they hadn't updated +1
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#6 - tehfalconguy (09/24/2015) [-]
Yes, nerf. Just because it's slightly easier to spray (despite already being a laser gun anyways) doesn't mean that the lower fire rate isn't a huge nerf.
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#9 - yudodat (09/24/2015) [-]
It was a nerf, but it's not that bad. Now the M4s are fairly equal, but the A4 is better close and the A1 is better long. Now we just need them to let us have both.
#20 - greatdanesrock (09/24/2015) [-]
nerf? yes, but me and my friends fucking love it, though im currently doing better with the A4 i still like the "nerf"
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#22 - yudodat (09/24/2015) [-]
You do have to classify it as a nerf. Values were lowered, making it subjectively "worse". The exact definition of a nerf.

I switched to the A4, but it has to be said if you can remember to put yourself in mid-long range engagements, you can wreck.
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#23 - yudodat (09/24/2015) [-]
*you can still wreck with the A1
#4 - **doucheonmandic used "*roll picture*"** **doucheonmandic r… 09/23/2015 on I push my fingers into my ~ 0
#38 - Comment deleted 09/23/2015 on Support HUNGARY with your... +1
#37 - Comment deleted 09/23/2015 on Support HUNGARY with your... 0
#30 - OMG GUISE HAVE YOU HERD ABOUT DIS NEW GAME CALLED FALLOUT SHELTER? 09/23/2015 on Get Fallout Shelter +2
#10 - franku post. swell with autism. 09/23/2015 on Rock Paper Autism +69
#1031 - yeah that can't be good... 09/23/2015 on Roll for our new logo 0
#1030 - **doucheonmandic used "*roll picture*"** **doucheonmandic r…  [+] (1 new reply) 09/23/2015 on Roll for our new logo 0
#1031 - doucheonmandic (09/23/2015) [-]
yeah that can't be good...
#72 - lol why did you mention my comment? i think it's funny and rel…  [+] (1 new reply) 09/23/2015 on whitos +1
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#140 - thepandaking (09/23/2015) [-]
I mentioned it because it was another example of an insecure post lol. I'm not trying to come off as offended by it, because I'm not. I'm simply pointing out that, in response to light hearted humor, you responded with more heavy handed racial humor.
I'm also not trying to paint you as offended, but that kind of comment falls into the category of overreaction that I was talking about.
#41 - Get John Cena to stab Martin Shkreli in the balls with AIDS ne… 09/22/2015 on capitalism +40

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#5 - keplerx (09/11/2015) [-]
You are now safe
User avatar #3 - darthblam (08/19/2015) [-]
Rick says Morty | Season 1
Here you go.

I tried giving the link on the Rick & Morty post but the OP's blocked me apparently..
#4 to #3 - doucheonmandic (08/19/2015) [-]
ty man
User avatar #2 - skidleydoo (12/06/2014) [-]
******* Kevin.
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