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Date Signed Up:1/30/2011
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#115 - Comment deleted 08/31/2011 on Potter Chat Up Lines 2 +1
#336 - relax... i be a doctor arrrgh 08/31/2011 on My sex life in a nutshell 0
#24 - why anon POOOORRRRR QQQUUEEE!? 08/26/2011 on Never test your ideas 0
#102 - love.that.song 08/26/2011 on Bodies +3
#981 - i slapped voldemort because he's willing 08/26/2011 on H Potter Comp 6 0
#43 - titanic 08/21/2011 on WTF? +3
#116 - it's all good. i'm not crazy that would be impossible.... or w… 08/21/2011 on Portal FTW 0
#112 - -___- that's not what i mean i meant make me a blue and orange…  [+] (2 new replies) 08/21/2011 on Portal FTW 0
User avatar #114 - kiliona (08/21/2011) [-]
That makes a little more sense, slight misunderstanding :D
User avatar #116 - doublehornedbaby (08/21/2011) [-]
it's all good. i'm not crazy that would be impossible.... or would it?? LET'S HAVE FUN. WITH SCIENCE
#87 - he is hella ssssssexay! 08/21/2011 on Only Neville +1
#101 - if my husband doesn't make me that ring then he doesn't deserv…  [+] (4 new replies) 08/21/2011 on Portal FTW +1
User avatar #107 - kiliona (08/21/2011) [-]
you want your husband to sicover the technology to make portals, and then shrink it down to the size of a nickel to fit on your finger, or else he doesnt love you?

be more of a typical woman please :P

(mostly kidding, i get what you mean)
User avatar #112 - doublehornedbaby (08/21/2011) [-]
-___- that's not what i mean i meant make me a blue and orange glowing rings in a companion cube box
User avatar #114 - kiliona (08/21/2011) [-]
That makes a little more sense, slight misunderstanding :D
User avatar #116 - doublehornedbaby (08/21/2011) [-]
it's all good. i'm not crazy that would be impossible.... or would it?? LET'S HAVE FUN. WITH SCIENCE
#311 - :O ummm..... i'm a girl but **** it. brofist anyway 08/19/2011 on Trolled by my little brother 0
#42 - omfg... you sir deserve +100000 thumb s up for finding that. …  [+] (2 new replies) 08/19/2011 on Trolled by my little brother +1
#46 - burdenedsoul (08/19/2011) [-]
why thank you sir, here have a brofist
User avatar #311 - doublehornedbaby (08/19/2011) [-]
:O ummm..... i'm a girl but fuck it. brofist anyway
#51 - **** you. i'm watching a good ass movie and pausi… 08/18/2011 on Turn It Off +1
#141 - first of all.. why are you rubbing your vagina on the grass in… 08/17/2011 on What the fuck. +5
#75 - yup. and flipped people off to say hello. she has had a odd life 08/16/2011 on What did I see +2
#685 - just had a gigantic nostalgia-gasm 08/16/2011 on Shows you forgot about +1
#290 - Picture  [+] (1 new reply) 08/15/2011 on man vs woman horniness 0
#295 - annalisa (08/15/2011) [-]
#265 - 1. i'm a girl 2. from living in the world i live in yes... …  [+] (3 new replies) 08/15/2011 on man vs woman horniness +4
#275 - annalisa (08/15/2011) [-]
#290 - doublehornedbaby (08/15/2011) [-]
#295 - annalisa (08/15/2011) [-]
#259 - yes it is. which is why women lie about wanting to ****…  [+] (6 new replies) 08/15/2011 on man vs woman horniness -1
#262 - annalisa (08/15/2011) [-]
women lie because of idiots like you who think that women who have sex with different guys are whores or sluts and we cant actually come out about it... duh!
#272 - xxxsonic fanxxx (08/15/2011) [-]
if a key opens many locks then it is considered a master key.

if a lock is opened by any key then it is considered a shitty lock.
User avatar #265 - doublehornedbaby (08/15/2011) [-]
1. i'm a girl
2. from living in the world i live in yes... these are facts
#275 - annalisa (08/15/2011) [-]
#290 - doublehornedbaby (08/15/2011) [-]
#295 - annalisa (08/15/2011) [-]
#243 - this is 100% true for about 90% of the girls you meet. there a…  [+] (10 new replies) 08/15/2011 on man vs woman horniness +10
#254 - annalisa (08/15/2011) [-]
now see thats a double standard right there...
#286 - xxxsonic fanxxx (08/15/2011) [-]
An old saying will explain this.

"If a key can open many locks, it is a good key. If a lock can be opened by many keys, it is a bad lock."

boom
#288 - xxxsonic fanxxx (08/15/2011) [-]
Oh shit, someone already posted that
User avatar #259 - doublehornedbaby (08/15/2011) [-]
yes it is. which is why women lie about wanting to fuck the guys around them. they want to have sex with them all just like guys do but are shunned for it.
#262 - annalisa (08/15/2011) [-]
women lie because of idiots like you who think that women who have sex with different guys are whores or sluts and we cant actually come out about it... duh!
#272 - xxxsonic fanxxx (08/15/2011) [-]
if a key opens many locks then it is considered a master key.

if a lock is opened by any key then it is considered a shitty lock.
User avatar #265 - doublehornedbaby (08/15/2011) [-]
1. i'm a girl
2. from living in the world i live in yes... these are facts
#275 - annalisa (08/15/2011) [-]
#290 - doublehornedbaby (08/15/2011) [-]
#295 - annalisa (08/15/2011) [-]
#1051 - i did not get dizzy at all 08/15/2011 on Motivational Life 12 0
#222 - Comment deleted 08/11/2011 on you mad ladies? 0
#723 - uuuhhhhh. ok 08/10/2011 on This Faggot Dog -1
#715 - uuuhhhhh. ok 08/10/2011 on This Faggot Dog -3
#10 - why would you just blow up my spot like that? 08/07/2011 on physically and mentally +3

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User avatar #1 - dreadbug (05/31/2011) [-]
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