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#183 - Yes. That is if you don't mind missing out on the bare sensati… 06/15/2014 on Compilation of utter cunts #3 +1
#178 - Still, no. Your sperm may be more resilient than the average p…  [+] (2 new replies) 06/15/2014 on Compilation of utter cunts #3 0
User avatar #180 - UNIQUELOL (06/15/2014) [-]
So basically, just wear a condom.

Right?
User avatar #183 - dotheherpaderp (06/15/2014) [-]
Yes. That is if you don't mind missing out on the bare sensation. Some find that desirable, especially those who are more prone to premature ejaculation, because it lessens stimulation and allows them to perform longer.
#170 - For those who do not wish to reproduce, very unsettling, indee…  [+] (4 new replies) 06/15/2014 on Compilation of utter cunts #3 0
User avatar #174 - UNIQUELOL (06/15/2014) [-]
Is the safe window solid though?

Lets say 5 days before, is that 80-90% secure?
User avatar #178 - dotheherpaderp (06/15/2014) [-]
Still, no. Your sperm may be more resilient than the average person's, or she may ovulate a bit earlier than she's used to, etc. Anything could happen.

The likelihood is lower, sure, but nowhere near absolute absolute.
User avatar #180 - UNIQUELOL (06/15/2014) [-]
So basically, just wear a condom.

Right?
User avatar #183 - dotheherpaderp (06/15/2014) [-]
Yes. That is if you don't mind missing out on the bare sensation. Some find that desirable, especially those who are more prone to premature ejaculation, because it lessens stimulation and allows them to perform longer.
#166 - Yes, around 4 days in most cases.  [+] (6 new replies) 06/15/2014 on Compilation of utter cunts #3 0
User avatar #168 - UNIQUELOL (06/15/2014) [-]
Wow, that's unsettling.
User avatar #170 - dotheherpaderp (06/15/2014) [-]
For those who do not wish to reproduce, very unsettling, indeed. Even if you ejaculate inside a lady 3 days before she ovulates, there's a chance she can get pregnant. Taking this into account, the "safe window" is in fact shorter than many people realize.
User avatar #174 - UNIQUELOL (06/15/2014) [-]
Is the safe window solid though?

Lets say 5 days before, is that 80-90% secure?
User avatar #178 - dotheherpaderp (06/15/2014) [-]
Still, no. Your sperm may be more resilient than the average person's, or she may ovulate a bit earlier than she's used to, etc. Anything could happen.

The likelihood is lower, sure, but nowhere near absolute absolute.
User avatar #180 - UNIQUELOL (06/15/2014) [-]
So basically, just wear a condom.

Right?
User avatar #183 - dotheherpaderp (06/15/2014) [-]
Yes. That is if you don't mind missing out on the bare sensation. Some find that desirable, especially those who are more prone to premature ejaculation, because it lessens stimulation and allows them to perform longer.
#163 - A lot of factors play into that. For example, if the man has e…  [+] (8 new replies) 06/15/2014 on Compilation of utter cunts #3 +2
User avatar #165 - UNIQUELOL (06/15/2014) [-]
Yeah, I've read that sperm can stay alive for days, is that true?
User avatar #166 - dotheherpaderp (06/15/2014) [-]
Yes, around 4 days in most cases.
User avatar #168 - UNIQUELOL (06/15/2014) [-]
Wow, that's unsettling.
User avatar #170 - dotheherpaderp (06/15/2014) [-]
For those who do not wish to reproduce, very unsettling, indeed. Even if you ejaculate inside a lady 3 days before she ovulates, there's a chance she can get pregnant. Taking this into account, the "safe window" is in fact shorter than many people realize.
User avatar #174 - UNIQUELOL (06/15/2014) [-]
Is the safe window solid though?

Lets say 5 days before, is that 80-90% secure?
User avatar #178 - dotheherpaderp (06/15/2014) [-]
Still, no. Your sperm may be more resilient than the average person's, or she may ovulate a bit earlier than she's used to, etc. Anything could happen.

The likelihood is lower, sure, but nowhere near absolute absolute.
User avatar #180 - UNIQUELOL (06/15/2014) [-]
So basically, just wear a condom.

Right?
User avatar #183 - dotheherpaderp (06/15/2014) [-]
Yes. That is if you don't mind missing out on the bare sensation. Some find that desirable, especially those who are more prone to premature ejaculation, because it lessens stimulation and allows them to perform longer.
#468 - Eh-hem. Pardon me. I'm usually all for personality an…  [+] (1 new reply) 06/11/2014 on touchmybutt's profile 0
#469 - touchmybutt (06/12/2014) [-]
Aww, thank you! And for the answer to that question, read my name. : 3
#135036 - Top of my to-do list. 05/24/2014 on Advice - love advice,... +1
#135035 - Looking forward to it! I'm only staying a year, so getting a c…  [+] (1 new reply) 05/24/2014 on Advice - love advice,... 0
User avatar #135121 - burdensomebucket (05/25/2014) [-]
You can try buses if your a pleb.
#134961 - Leaving for Melbourne, Australia soon. Kind of excited, actual…  [+] (5 new replies) 05/23/2014 on Advice - love advice,... 0
User avatar #135007 - burdensomebucket (05/24/2014) [-]
Ausfag here.
I never lived in Melbourne, but I can tell you that everyone I know whos been there loves it.
Your going to have a good time
User avatar #135035 - dotheherpaderp (05/24/2014) [-]
Looking forward to it! I'm only staying a year, so getting a car won't be necessary, but are there other ways to get around besides cabs?
User avatar #135121 - burdensomebucket (05/25/2014) [-]
You can try buses if your a pleb.
User avatar #134971 - makotoitou (05/24/2014) [-]
fuck kangaroos
User avatar #135036 - dotheherpaderp (05/24/2014) [-]
Top of my to-do list.
#54 - Saudi. Trust me, I wouldn't stay here if I didn't have to. 04/29/2014 on My parents are dead tho 0
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#44 - bababad ONLINE (06/01/2013) [-]
How was the test? (or have you yet to take it?)
User avatar #45 to #44 - dotheherpaderp (06/01/2013) [-]
I did a lot better than I expected! Most of the questions were pretty straightforward. Thanks, man!
User avatar #46 to #45 - bababad ONLINE (06/01/2013) [-]
no prob, glad you kicked its ass!
User avatar #42 - bababad ONLINE (05/25/2013) [-]
your last login is tomorrow....

/ponder

oh yeah you're in the future.
#43 to #42 - dotheherpaderp (05/25/2013) [-]
You know it, baby!
You know it, baby!
User avatar #1 - onkii (04/26/2012) [-]
marry me
User avatar #2 to #1 - dotheherpaderp (04/26/2012) [-]
lol what's this about? xD
User avatar #3 to #2 - onkii (04/27/2012) [-]
i've always loved you
#4 to #3 - dotheherpaderp (04/27/2012) [-]
Well, you like Crash and Spyro, too so... okay!
Well, you like Crash and Spyro, too so... okay!
#5 to #4 - onkii (04/27/2012) [-]
awwwwww yeaaa
awwwwww yeaaa
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