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Gender: male
Age: 19
Video Games Played: TL2, Both paydays, Rust, Dishonored, POE.
Interests: Gaming, Fucking Bitches.
Date Signed Up:2/19/2013
Last Login:11/27/2014
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#120 - ncsutroll (11/23/2014) [-]
"Why can't I return this ammunition I only shot half the box and I don't really like it"

"I've had this shirt for 3 months and it got a hole in it when i fell out of a tree why can't I return it?!""

User avatar #121 - dookaargetman (11/24/2014) [-]
You know, I've gotten people like that before. It pisses me off.

That, and I had an old lady take 15 minutes... 15! MINUTES! To decide if she wanted to buy a thing of cloths or towels because she only had enough to buy one or the other.

Had an old lady come up to my till. I asked her how she was doing. She said "I wish you'd stop talking and start bagging." Okay, bitch. It's the 20 year anniversary sale and busy as fuck. Looks to me like I "fucked up" on your transaction. Now, you have to wait in customer service for an hour. Went on my hour break, and gave her a smile, tip of the hat, and wave to the stupid old crone. She was not amused.

I'm an incredibly nice person. I'll lift up the heavy shit you've got to scan it, and put it back, even though management tells me not to. I have a genuine conversation with each and every customer that bothers to make eye contact, and I'm just pleasant.

Just... Not when the customer is a piece of total shit. Then they get fucked, because they deserve it.
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