dontknowme

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Age: 23
Consoles Owned: xbox 360
Video Games Played: Skyrim, Deadspace, Assassin's Creed, Resident Evil
X-box Gamertag: Reapsyou
Interests: Jiu Jitsu, videogames, Books that don't suck, Making fun of dubstep
Date Signed Up:7/26/2012
Last Login:1/30/2015
Location:Salem OR
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#44 - That's rough dude. Are you at least able to get it up for other women?  [+] (3 new replies) 08/08/2014 on Hey, Funnyjunk. 0
User avatar #45 - rollmeanddie (08/08/2014) [-]
Women, dudes, people who fall somewhere in between. Especially redheads, I'm a bit of a narcissist.

Unfortunately nerve damage means I can't feel most of it. I finally get comfy with the idea after years of being afraid of people, and now I can't get off. My donger don't get a brake, bro.
#46 - dontknowme (08/08/2014) [-]
That's rough. I had some unpleasant sex experiences, but nothing that bad.
User avatar #49 - rollmeanddie (08/08/2014) [-]
She wasn't the only girl to do it, either. Just the worst one.

If she'd waited six years and not shanked my shoulder it could've been fun but nooooooo.

I wish good luck to you in your boner-related endeavours, because mine are clearly cursed.
#42 - Jesus ******* Christ, man! I'm sorry. That's …  [+] (5 new replies) 08/08/2014 on Hey, Funnyjunk. 0
User avatar #43 - rollmeanddie (08/08/2014) [-]
She had a thing for beating me up I guess? Wound up running into her while walking back from school a few times and being threatened into more.

I blame her for my inability to get a boner for blondes.
#44 - dontknowme (08/08/2014) [-]
That's rough dude. Are you at least able to get it up for other women?
User avatar #45 - rollmeanddie (08/08/2014) [-]
Women, dudes, people who fall somewhere in between. Especially redheads, I'm a bit of a narcissist.

Unfortunately nerve damage means I can't feel most of it. I finally get comfy with the idea after years of being afraid of people, and now I can't get off. My donger don't get a brake, bro.
#46 - dontknowme (08/08/2014) [-]
That's rough. I had some unpleasant sex experiences, but nothing that bad.
User avatar #49 - rollmeanddie (08/08/2014) [-]
She wasn't the only girl to do it, either. Just the worst one.

If she'd waited six years and not shanked my shoulder it could've been fun but nooooooo.

I wish good luck to you in your boner-related endeavours, because mine are clearly cursed.
#40 - Did you get raped? Or were you drunk? Was it a pity **** ?  [+] (7 new replies) 08/08/2014 on Hey, Funnyjunk. 0
User avatar #41 - rollmeanddie (08/08/2014) [-]
I was ten and woke up tied to my best friend's sister's bed eith a screwdriver through my shoulder and my dick being ridden like a mehanical bull.

But hey, at least ten year old me was apparently attractive to a 17 year old 8/10, right?

Right?
#42 - dontknowme (08/08/2014) [-]
Jesus fucking Christ, man! I'm sorry. That's fucked up. Why was there a screwdriver in your shoulder?
User avatar #43 - rollmeanddie (08/08/2014) [-]
She had a thing for beating me up I guess? Wound up running into her while walking back from school a few times and being threatened into more.

I blame her for my inability to get a boner for blondes.
#44 - dontknowme (08/08/2014) [-]
That's rough dude. Are you at least able to get it up for other women?
User avatar #45 - rollmeanddie (08/08/2014) [-]
Women, dudes, people who fall somewhere in between. Especially redheads, I'm a bit of a narcissist.

Unfortunately nerve damage means I can't feel most of it. I finally get comfy with the idea after years of being afraid of people, and now I can't get off. My donger don't get a brake, bro.
#46 - dontknowme (08/08/2014) [-]
That's rough. I had some unpleasant sex experiences, but nothing that bad.
User avatar #49 - rollmeanddie (08/08/2014) [-]
She wasn't the only girl to do it, either. Just the worst one.

If she'd waited six years and not shanked my shoulder it could've been fun but nooooooo.

I wish good luck to you in your boner-related endeavours, because mine are clearly cursed.
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#3 to #2 - dontknowme (08/24/2014) [-]
I'm a vegetarian. Piss off.
#4 to #3 - glycogen (08/24/2014) [-]
Please stop supporting animal cruelty.

The dairy industry is incredibly cruel. It steals the mother cows babies, kills them and then eventually kills the mother for meat.

The egg industry kills all males at birth.

So you are actively promoting animal cruelty.

Secondly, Dairy and eggs are incredibly unhealthy and cause cancer, heart disease and diabetes.

Being a vegetarian is completely stupid.

If you care about animals and your health, go vegan.

If you dont, being vegetarian is pointless because is it less healthy and more harmful than eating meat.
#5 to #4 - dontknowme (08/24/2014) [-]
No, it's really not. Granted, being a vegan is healthier, but the way that you and 99% of others go about trying tell people that is the wrong way to do it. Throwing animal cruelty in their faces won't convince won't convince many people. They don't care. They're only going to get more pissed at you.
#6 to #5 - glycogen (08/24/2014) [-]
You actively cause animal cruelty.

Why do you insist on paying people to kill baby cows?
#7 to #6 - dontknowme (08/24/2014) [-]
You know what, I don't cause **** . The only dairy products I even ******* east iud cheese. So why don't you take your self righteous bull **** somewhere else. Or, come to Eugene, oregon, shoot me a text, tell me I'm being cruel to animals, and I'll show you just how healthy and strong someone can be on a vegetarian diet.
#8 to #7 - glycogen (08/24/2014) [-]
Paying the dairy industry to kill baby cows and their mothers.

So you hurt animals and now you want to hurt me?


#9 to #8 - dontknowme (08/24/2014) [-]
I deplore violence. I simply wish to prove a point.
User avatar #12 to #9 - glycogen (08/24/2014) [-]
Just think about this simply.

Vegans want to end animal cruelty.

Vegetarians want it to continue.
User avatar #11 to #9 - glycogen (08/24/2014) [-]
Why should an animal pay with its life because you want to eat cheese?

There are plenty of vegan alternatives.

Ever heard of Durianrider and Freelee the Banana Girl?
#13 to #11 - dontknowme (08/24/2014) [-]
Never mind. Now I want to hurt you. I don't like self righteous cunts like you.

Think about this. Purple like you are one step away from feminists and the west Boro Baptist church.
#14 to #13 - glycogen (08/24/2014) [-]
You actively support animal cruelty.

I do not.

#17 to #14 - dontknowme (08/24/2014) [-]
Ok, you need to stop commenting on my profile. You're annoying.
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