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dontknowme

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Gender: male
Age: 24
Consoles Owned: xbox 360
Video Games Played: Skyrim, Deadspace, Assassin's Creed, Resident Evil
X-box Gamertag: Reapsyou
Interests: Jiu Jitsu, videogames, Books that don't suck, Making fun of dubstep
Date Signed Up:7/26/2012
Last Login:4/20/2015
Location:Salem OR
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I made this account because of the comments. The comments are hilarious.

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#23 - But Lara becomes a total badass capable of slaughtering violen…  [+] (3 new replies) 11/10/2014 on So fucking what? 0
User avatar #27 - animationhac (11/10/2014) [-]
The beginning/middle half the game really gave me the impression that she was too scared to do much and was really off putting (complained a lot really and a lot of "I cant do its" and people telling her "you can"). Compared to the old Lara she is a damsel but thank god she 'mans' up later in the game. I see why people view her so negatively because frankly, this new Lara sort of annoys me until her resolve which made her cooler.
Saying she is the 'baddest woman in games' though is a long shot.
#40 - anonymous (11/10/2014) [-]
you do realise the game is a prequel to all the other games fucko
User avatar #31 - monswine (11/10/2014) [-]
It's annoying because she doesn't just instantly emotionally get over it and suit up but she's tenacious as hell considering. I really enjoyed playing that game because even if the occasional half-assed sexualization or the snuff-porn vibe of some of the gruesome deaths were off-putting this was actualy god-damned gritty storytelling done right. Is it the best Tomb Raider game? Hell no. But I had fun. She actually goes from "I don't think I can kill somebody" to "All you motherfuckers are gonna burn"
#114 - Naked or fleshy curry 11/09/2014 on Thanks for sharing 0
#20579 - They actually have at least One legit gym there with duke roofus's gym  [+] (1 new reply) 11/08/2014 on Fitness - muscle and... 0
User avatar #20616 - jokerjack (11/09/2014) [-]
Yeah, I was at Roufus for a little bit last summer (travel for work screwed me over). This fight is like 6 hours north of Milwaukee, so hopefully someone from there isn't coming up to make his debut. It's just north of Green Bay which is big enough to have some sort of gym so we're figuring it's someone like that
#20576 - Well he sounds fit so good luck to him. Better than flabby and…  [+] (3 new replies) 11/08/2014 on Fitness - muscle and... 0
User avatar #20577 - jokerjack (11/08/2014) [-]
Yeah, that's the thing. Is he gonna get put against one of the dumbfucks who watches UFC, spars in their garage for 3 months, and then takes their first fight?

He wants to validate all his effort weightlifting and test his functional BJJ

Or is he gonna get someone who was a State level hgihschool wrestler, maybe even college, and has been cross training for a year or more now and decided to take his first fight?

A person's first ammy fight is such a hit or miss. I'm cornering the guy and doing my best but not exactly the most qualified for this. But this is the Upper Peninsula. We may be the best two fighters in the entire region lol. He's going down to WI for the fight.
#20579 - dontknowme (11/08/2014) [-]
They actually have at least One legit gym there with duke roofus's gym
User avatar #20616 - jokerjack (11/09/2014) [-]
Yeah, I was at Roufus for a little bit last summer (travel for work screwed me over). This fight is like 6 hours north of Milwaukee, so hopefully someone from there isn't coming up to make his debut. It's just north of Green Bay which is big enough to have some sort of gym so we're figuring it's someone like that
#20573 - Hate to say it but it sounds like he might have a bad time. Ho…  [+] (5 new replies) 11/08/2014 on Fitness - muscle and... 0
User avatar #20575 - jokerjack (11/08/2014) [-]
Doesn't know who his opponent is yet. My training partner isn't like a fat 205, be he isn't lean. Just built like a 5'10 powerlifter which he is. He has a 300 bench, 425 squat, and 500 some deadlift. Not sure what it'll look like if the other guy comes in to the cage at 6'3" 225 and a comic book physique

Myself and a Muay Thai guy have been working with him using just enough striking to initiate a clinch and then a bodylock takedown or trip from there. If my guy can get it to the ground and on top I'm sure he can get a sub. I just don't know if he can get it there. Our biggest concern is an experienced wrestler who uses it to stay on his feet and bang. If that looks the case, we're gonna have him pull guard and dig for the sweeps, which is still sketchy in todays mma
#20576 - dontknowme (11/08/2014) [-]
Well he sounds fit so good luck to him. Better than flabby and playing ufc and deciding he knows what it takes as so many r-tards do these days.
User avatar #20577 - jokerjack (11/08/2014) [-]
Yeah, that's the thing. Is he gonna get put against one of the dumbfucks who watches UFC, spars in their garage for 3 months, and then takes their first fight?

He wants to validate all his effort weightlifting and test his functional BJJ

Or is he gonna get someone who was a State level hgihschool wrestler, maybe even college, and has been cross training for a year or more now and decided to take his first fight?

A person's first ammy fight is such a hit or miss. I'm cornering the guy and doing my best but not exactly the most qualified for this. But this is the Upper Peninsula. We may be the best two fighters in the entire region lol. He's going down to WI for the fight.
#20579 - dontknowme (11/08/2014) [-]
They actually have at least One legit gym there with duke roofus's gym
User avatar #20616 - jokerjack (11/09/2014) [-]
Yeah, I was at Roufus for a little bit last summer (travel for work screwed me over). This fight is like 6 hours north of Milwaukee, so hopefully someone from there isn't coming up to make his debut. It's just north of Green Bay which is big enough to have some sort of gym so we're figuring it's someone like that
#84 - Twice a week? Casual. 11/08/2014 on Nah bitch 0
#128 - Brazilian jiu jitsu for 4 years. I'm a one stripe purple belt. 11/08/2014 on Any FJ'ers doing martial arts? 0
#20552 - I don't know if this is the right place to post this, but I'm …  [+] (7 new replies) 11/08/2014 on Fitness - muscle and... 0
User avatar #20563 - jokerjack (11/08/2014) [-]
Dude!!!!!! I'm a blue belt up in Michigan. Small town here so there's no actual gym, we just made a gracie garage and those of us who have done it in the past, and a few new people, get together and drill a couple technique and roll for fun and to keep the rust off.

I'm trying to get a friend ready for his first mma fight next month. Not a clue how it's going to go. He has a solid Bjj base, but really doesn't have much for striking and he's fighting lhw without a cut. It's gonna be like an early days UFC showing
#20573 - dontknowme (11/08/2014) [-]
Hate to say it but it sounds like he might have a bad time. How big is the other guy? Does he cut?
User avatar #20575 - jokerjack (11/08/2014) [-]
Doesn't know who his opponent is yet. My training partner isn't like a fat 205, be he isn't lean. Just built like a 5'10 powerlifter which he is. He has a 300 bench, 425 squat, and 500 some deadlift. Not sure what it'll look like if the other guy comes in to the cage at 6'3" 225 and a comic book physique

Myself and a Muay Thai guy have been working with him using just enough striking to initiate a clinch and then a bodylock takedown or trip from there. If my guy can get it to the ground and on top I'm sure he can get a sub. I just don't know if he can get it there. Our biggest concern is an experienced wrestler who uses it to stay on his feet and bang. If that looks the case, we're gonna have him pull guard and dig for the sweeps, which is still sketchy in todays mma
#20576 - dontknowme (11/08/2014) [-]
Well he sounds fit so good luck to him. Better than flabby and playing ufc and deciding he knows what it takes as so many r-tards do these days.
User avatar #20577 - jokerjack (11/08/2014) [-]
Yeah, that's the thing. Is he gonna get put against one of the dumbfucks who watches UFC, spars in their garage for 3 months, and then takes their first fight?

He wants to validate all his effort weightlifting and test his functional BJJ

Or is he gonna get someone who was a State level hgihschool wrestler, maybe even college, and has been cross training for a year or more now and decided to take his first fight?

A person's first ammy fight is such a hit or miss. I'm cornering the guy and doing my best but not exactly the most qualified for this. But this is the Upper Peninsula. We may be the best two fighters in the entire region lol. He's going down to WI for the fight.
#20579 - dontknowme (11/08/2014) [-]
They actually have at least One legit gym there with duke roofus's gym
User avatar #20616 - jokerjack (11/09/2014) [-]
Yeah, I was at Roufus for a little bit last summer (travel for work screwed me over). This fight is like 6 hours north of Milwaukee, so hopefully someone from there isn't coming up to make his debut. It's just north of Green Bay which is big enough to have some sort of gym so we're figuring it's someone like that
#20550 - Find something active that your body can handle that you enjoy… 11/08/2014 on Fitness - muscle and... 0
#20549 - That's actually a legitimate possibility 11/08/2014 on Fitness - muscle and... 0
#23 - Grappling with chokes and joint locks 11/07/2014 on You're next.... 0
#8 - It's not cheating though. Think about it from a self defense p…  [+] (3 new replies) 11/07/2014 on You're next.... 0
User avatar #9 - cowandchicken (11/07/2014) [-]
I know it isnt i said it Feels Cheatsy. I agree 100% its the more Normal Jits style that you could use better in a street fight i just think grabbing clothes in a fight is the same as grabbing hair, Cheatsy. Not trying to argue just sayin my opinion on Gis
#11 - frigoffeh (11/07/2014) [-]
Okay make sure you declare the rules before your next street fight.
User avatar #13 - cowandchicken (11/07/2014) [-]
Lol true true ill be sure they know.
#5 - Jiu jitsu, mother ****** !  [+] (2 new replies) 11/07/2014 on You're next.... 0
User avatar #22 - wolfwithglasses (11/07/2014) [-]
i don't know that shit :[
#23 - dontknowme (11/07/2014) [-]
Grappling with chokes and joint locks
#4 - Neither is more difficult than the other, they are difficult f…  [+] (5 new replies) 11/07/2014 on You're next.... 0
User avatar #7 - cowandchicken (11/07/2014) [-]
Just more things to hold onto. My gyms ex head coach came by and showed us some things and is different from no gi and feels cheatsy to me because you can hold onto just about all of a gi
#8 - dontknowme (11/07/2014) [-]
It's not cheating though. Think about it from a self defense perspective: how often do you see people walking around naked? When people get into fights, they grab each other and their clothes.

Also, it's a tactical thing. It opens up for so many more strategies and submissions, leading to many more things you have think about and plan for and against.

Having the gi isn't cheating, its just a different style. And if I ever get into and actual fight and it goes to the ground, I'll be happy to know how and where the best places are top grab onto someone to prevent them from hurting me and to leave them unconscious.
User avatar #9 - cowandchicken (11/07/2014) [-]
I know it isnt i said it Feels Cheatsy. I agree 100% its the more Normal Jits style that you could use better in a street fight i just think grabbing clothes in a fight is the same as grabbing hair, Cheatsy. Not trying to argue just sayin my opinion on Gis
#11 - frigoffeh (11/07/2014) [-]
Okay make sure you declare the rules before your next street fight.
User avatar #13 - cowandchicken (11/07/2014) [-]
Lol true true ill be sure they know.
#6 - "Some assembly required stickers on the 8-piece chickens&… 11/04/2014 on Shane +7
#1 - Trinity ******* would  [+] (2 new replies) 11/04/2014 on luxurious ride +35
#9 - baditch (11/04/2014) [-]
He's also Lord Farquad.
#2 - lisreal (11/04/2014) [-]
Oh God I just finished that season and that's all I think of when I see him anymore
#13 - Number 1 is actually pretty smart 11/04/2014 on Redneck fixes 0
#9 - That damn near made me cry at work just now. 10/31/2014 on All the feels :( 0
#106 - Dude, no! 10/29/2014 on Up the arse +1
#105 - Rekt 10/29/2014 on 911 -1
#32 - I believe that if you knowingly, falsely accused someone of so…  [+] (1 new reply) 10/29/2014 on HUGE 4chan comp. Part 14/32 +2
User avatar #33 - shogg (10/29/2014) [-]
Damn straight power brother
#30 - The last one is the best 10/29/2014 on HUGE 4chan comp. Part 14/32 0
#11 - I ******* hated when people wanted to give exact change…  [+] (1 new reply) 10/28/2014 on Sides 0
#16 - justtocomment (11/05/2014) [-]
Fucking right.
Ever get those customers who hand you a fistful of change and expect you to count out the right amount for them? It's one thing when little old ladies with arthritis do it, but fucking 20-somethings on their phones pulled that all the damned time.
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#3 to #2 - dontknowme (08/24/2014) [-]
I'm a vegetarian. Piss off.
#4 to #3 - glycogen (08/24/2014) [-]
Please stop supporting animal cruelty.

The dairy industry is incredibly cruel. It steals the mother cows babies, kills them and then eventually kills the mother for meat.

The egg industry kills all males at birth.

So you are actively promoting animal cruelty.

Secondly, Dairy and eggs are incredibly unhealthy and cause cancer, heart disease and diabetes.

Being a vegetarian is completely stupid.

If you care about animals and your health, go vegan.

If you dont, being vegetarian is pointless because is it less healthy and more harmful than eating meat.
#5 to #4 - dontknowme (08/24/2014) [-]
No, it's really not. Granted, being a vegan is healthier, but the way that you and 99% of others go about trying tell people that is the wrong way to do it. Throwing animal cruelty in their faces won't convince won't convince many people. They don't care. They're only going to get more pissed at you.
#6 to #5 - glycogen (08/24/2014) [-]
You actively cause animal cruelty.

Why do you insist on paying people to kill baby cows?
#7 to #6 - dontknowme (08/24/2014) [-]
You know what, I don't cause **** . The only dairy products I even ******* east iud cheese. So why don't you take your self righteous bull **** somewhere else. Or, come to Eugene, oregon, shoot me a text, tell me I'm being cruel to animals, and I'll show you just how healthy and strong someone can be on a vegetarian diet.
#8 to #7 - glycogen (08/24/2014) [-]
Paying the dairy industry to kill baby cows and their mothers.

So you hurt animals and now you want to hurt me?


#9 to #8 - dontknowme (08/24/2014) [-]
I deplore violence. I simply wish to prove a point.
User avatar #12 to #9 - glycogen (08/24/2014) [-]
Just think about this simply.

Vegans want to end animal cruelty.

Vegetarians want it to continue.
User avatar #11 to #9 - glycogen (08/24/2014) [-]
Why should an animal pay with its life because you want to eat cheese?

There are plenty of vegan alternatives.

Ever heard of Durianrider and Freelee the Banana Girl?
#13 to #11 - dontknowme (08/24/2014) [-]
Never mind. Now I want to hurt you. I don't like self righteous cunts like you.

Think about this. Purple like you are one step away from feminists and the west Boro Baptist church.
#14 to #13 - glycogen (08/24/2014) [-]
You actively support animal cruelty.

I do not.

#17 to #14 - dontknowme (08/24/2014) [-]
Ok, you need to stop commenting on my profile. You're annoying.
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User avatar #1 - soundofwinter (06/22/2014) [-]
**** you
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