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Gender: male
Age: 23
Consoles Owned: xbox 360
Video Games Played: Skyrim, Deadspace, Assassin's Creed, Resident Evil
X-box Gamertag: Reapsyou
Interests: Jiu Jitsu, videogames, Books that don't suck, Making fun of dubstep
Date Signed Up:7/26/2012
Last Login:12/21/2014
Location:Salem OR
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Comment Ranking:#9762
Highest Content Rank:#9088
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#227 - **** you and your cats. They're mine now, apparently. 12/04/2014 on Meme Game 0
#24 - I worked at Walgreen's for two years. I dealt with this … 12/03/2014 on If only 0
#17 - Man, I was having sex with my fiance but I still got the urge … 12/02/2014 on Happy December 1st 0
#10 - When you're horny but she isn't 11/30/2014 on Everytime I open chest in MMO +4
#200 - If I feel is unlikely that my fiance will want to have sex, I'… 11/29/2014 on Help me prove him wrong 0
#11 - I would also like more of this. 11/28/2014 on S&M Bear +1
#140 - I envy your privilege. May I check it for you? 11/26/2014 on I was told to check My... +1
#94 - ******** , not skilled. 11/26/2014 on I was told to check My... 0
#92 - I'm a skilled with a score of 145. Where do I sign up for this…  [+] (4 new replies) 11/26/2014 on I was told to check My... 0
#101 - kwizzer (11/26/2014) [-]
"Your privilege level is SHITLORD with a score of 320"
such sad
#140 - dontknowme (11/26/2014) [-]
I envy your privilege. May I check it for you?
User avatar #100 - fjgohomeyouredrunk (11/26/2014) [-]
You already have signed up, FJ's the higly appraised home of the patriachy club.
#94 - dontknowme (11/26/2014) [-]
Shitlord, not skilled.
#12 - I hope you get banned for being a cunt 11/23/2014 on Thanks guys. 0
#93 - It's because most people shot center of mass. It's easier hit … 11/21/2014 on Or , anywhere else for that... -1
#47 - Don't coddle them. We come out of our mothers being told we ar… 11/21/2014 on Kids 0
#1 - This guy has transcended to a whole new level of beta-ness 11/21/2014 on based jimbo -1
#39 - Look at the hair bro 11/18/2014 on Douchebag Comp 2 0
#12 - All my friends fall into category 2 11/18/2014 on Kinda true 0
#26 - >White woman >black woman >Indian/middle eas… 11/13/2014 on Feminism a Shit! 0
#12 - That hurt my eyes  [+] (1 new reply) 11/13/2014 on Morrownd +1
#18 - malcolmcz (11/13/2014) [-]
I know, right ?
#13 - Anyone else ever notice that when another country does somethi…  [+] (7 new replies) 11/13/2014 on (untitled) +12
User avatar #22 - mendelevium (11/13/2014) [-]
Usually they do specify what country.

"China did this"
"Russia did this"
but this was from Europe as a whole, and some countries outside of EU, so instead of saying "Europe and some other countries" they said "man kind"
User avatar #21 - gustaforce (11/13/2014) [-]
"That's one small step for man, one giant leap for mankind"
User avatar #20 - hertogrick (11/13/2014) [-]
Landing on Mars seems so easy compared to landing on a relatively small comet.
User avatar #36 - masterjogi (11/13/2014) [-]
Are you serious? What do you think is harder, landing on an Airfield or on an Aircraft Carrier that is also much further away.
#18 - rumpsalva has deleted their comment.
#19 - nargogh (11/13/2014) [-]
That's the point
#1730 - 23, CNA, been sick for a well now. Feeling miserable. My gains… 11/13/2014 on Open up to your family 0
#23 - But Lara becomes a total badass capable of slaughtering violen…  [+] (3 new replies) 11/10/2014 on So fucking what? 0
User avatar #27 - animationhac (11/10/2014) [-]
The beginning/middle half the game really gave me the impression that she was too scared to do much and was really off putting (complained a lot really and a lot of "I cant do its" and people telling her "you can"). Compared to the old Lara she is a damsel but thank god she 'mans' up later in the game. I see why people view her so negatively because frankly, this new Lara sort of annoys me until her resolve which made her cooler.
Saying she is the 'baddest woman in games' though is a long shot.
#40 - anonymous (11/10/2014) [-]
you do realise the game is a prequel to all the other games fucko
User avatar #31 - monswine (11/10/2014) [-]
It's annoying because she doesn't just instantly emotionally get over it and suit up but she's tenacious as hell considering. I really enjoyed playing that game because even if the occasional half-assed sexualization or the snuff-porn vibe of some of the gruesome deaths were off-putting this was actualy god-damned gritty storytelling done right. Is it the best Tomb Raider game? Hell no. But I had fun. She actually goes from "I don't think I can kill somebody" to "All you motherfuckers are gonna burn"
#114 - Naked or fleshy curry 11/09/2014 on Thanks for sharing 0
#20579 - They actually have at least One legit gym there with duke roofus's gym  [+] (1 new reply) 11/08/2014 on Fitness - muscle and... 0
User avatar #20616 - jokerjack (11/09/2014) [-]
Yeah, I was at Roufus for a little bit last summer (travel for work screwed me over). This fight is like 6 hours north of Milwaukee, so hopefully someone from there isn't coming up to make his debut. It's just north of Green Bay which is big enough to have some sort of gym so we're figuring it's someone like that
#20576 - Well he sounds fit so good luck to him. Better than flabby and…  [+] (3 new replies) 11/08/2014 on Fitness - muscle and... 0
User avatar #20577 - jokerjack (11/08/2014) [-]
Yeah, that's the thing. Is he gonna get put against one of the dumbfucks who watches UFC, spars in their garage for 3 months, and then takes their first fight?

He wants to validate all his effort weightlifting and test his functional BJJ

Or is he gonna get someone who was a State level hgihschool wrestler, maybe even college, and has been cross training for a year or more now and decided to take his first fight?

A person's first ammy fight is such a hit or miss. I'm cornering the guy and doing my best but not exactly the most qualified for this. But this is the Upper Peninsula. We may be the best two fighters in the entire region lol. He's going down to WI for the fight.
#20579 - dontknowme (11/08/2014) [-]
They actually have at least One legit gym there with duke roofus's gym
User avatar #20616 - jokerjack (11/09/2014) [-]
Yeah, I was at Roufus for a little bit last summer (travel for work screwed me over). This fight is like 6 hours north of Milwaukee, so hopefully someone from there isn't coming up to make his debut. It's just north of Green Bay which is big enough to have some sort of gym so we're figuring it's someone like that
#20573 - Hate to say it but it sounds like he might have a bad time. Ho…  [+] (5 new replies) 11/08/2014 on Fitness - muscle and... 0
User avatar #20575 - jokerjack (11/08/2014) [-]
Doesn't know who his opponent is yet. My training partner isn't like a fat 205, be he isn't lean. Just built like a 5'10 powerlifter which he is. He has a 300 bench, 425 squat, and 500 some deadlift. Not sure what it'll look like if the other guy comes in to the cage at 6'3" 225 and a comic book physique

Myself and a Muay Thai guy have been working with him using just enough striking to initiate a clinch and then a bodylock takedown or trip from there. If my guy can get it to the ground and on top I'm sure he can get a sub. I just don't know if he can get it there. Our biggest concern is an experienced wrestler who uses it to stay on his feet and bang. If that looks the case, we're gonna have him pull guard and dig for the sweeps, which is still sketchy in todays mma
#20576 - dontknowme (11/08/2014) [-]
Well he sounds fit so good luck to him. Better than flabby and playing ufc and deciding he knows what it takes as so many r-tards do these days.
User avatar #20577 - jokerjack (11/08/2014) [-]
Yeah, that's the thing. Is he gonna get put against one of the dumbfucks who watches UFC, spars in their garage for 3 months, and then takes their first fight?

He wants to validate all his effort weightlifting and test his functional BJJ

Or is he gonna get someone who was a State level hgihschool wrestler, maybe even college, and has been cross training for a year or more now and decided to take his first fight?

A person's first ammy fight is such a hit or miss. I'm cornering the guy and doing my best but not exactly the most qualified for this. But this is the Upper Peninsula. We may be the best two fighters in the entire region lol. He's going down to WI for the fight.
#20579 - dontknowme (11/08/2014) [-]
They actually have at least One legit gym there with duke roofus's gym
User avatar #20616 - jokerjack (11/09/2014) [-]
Yeah, I was at Roufus for a little bit last summer (travel for work screwed me over). This fight is like 6 hours north of Milwaukee, so hopefully someone from there isn't coming up to make his debut. It's just north of Green Bay which is big enough to have some sort of gym so we're figuring it's someone like that
#84 - Twice a week? Casual. 11/08/2014 on Nah bitch 0

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#3 to #2 - dontknowme (08/24/2014) [-]
I'm a vegetarian. Piss off.
#4 to #3 - glycogen (08/24/2014) [-]
Please stop supporting animal cruelty.

The dairy industry is incredibly cruel. It steals the mother cows babies, kills them and then eventually kills the mother for meat.

The egg industry kills all males at birth.

So you are actively promoting animal cruelty.

Secondly, Dairy and eggs are incredibly unhealthy and cause cancer, heart disease and diabetes.

Being a vegetarian is completely stupid.

If you care about animals and your health, go vegan.

If you dont, being vegetarian is pointless because is it less healthy and more harmful than eating meat.
#5 to #4 - dontknowme (08/24/2014) [-]
No, it's really not. Granted, being a vegan is healthier, but the way that you and 99% of others go about trying tell people that is the wrong way to do it. Throwing animal cruelty in their faces won't convince won't convince many people. They don't care. They're only going to get more pissed at you.
#6 to #5 - glycogen (08/24/2014) [-]
You actively cause animal cruelty.

Why do you insist on paying people to kill baby cows?
#7 to #6 - dontknowme (08/24/2014) [-]
You know what, I don't cause **** . The only dairy products I even ******* east iud cheese. So why don't you take your self righteous bull **** somewhere else. Or, come to Eugene, oregon, shoot me a text, tell me I'm being cruel to animals, and I'll show you just how healthy and strong someone can be on a vegetarian diet.
#8 to #7 - glycogen (08/24/2014) [-]
Paying the dairy industry to kill baby cows and their mothers.

So you hurt animals and now you want to hurt me?


#9 to #8 - dontknowme (08/24/2014) [-]
I deplore violence. I simply wish to prove a point.
User avatar #12 to #9 - glycogen (08/24/2014) [-]
Just think about this simply.

Vegans want to end animal cruelty.

Vegetarians want it to continue.
User avatar #11 to #9 - glycogen (08/24/2014) [-]
Why should an animal pay with its life because you want to eat cheese?

There are plenty of vegan alternatives.

Ever heard of Durianrider and Freelee the Banana Girl?
#13 to #11 - dontknowme (08/24/2014) [-]
Never mind. Now I want to hurt you. I don't like self righteous cunts like you.

Think about this. Purple like you are one step away from feminists and the west Boro Baptist church.
#14 to #13 - glycogen (08/24/2014) [-]
You actively support animal cruelty.

I do not.

#17 to #14 - dontknowme (08/24/2014) [-]
Ok, you need to stop commenting on my profile. You're annoying.
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