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Gender: male
Age: 23
Consoles Owned: xbox 360
Video Games Played: Skyrim, Deadspace, Assassin's Creed, Resident Evil
X-box Gamertag: Reapsyou
Interests: Jiu Jitsu, videogames, Books that don't suck, Making fun of dubstep
Date Signed Up:7/26/2012
Last Login:11/28/2014
Location:Salem OR
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#233 - They did not sing or tell stories that day, even though the we… 05/14/2013 on Your sex life in 2013 0
#147 - yeah, me too, but you don't go around saying it. you're a veg… 05/13/2013 on If you could rid the world... 0
#138 - there we go, thank you  [+] (1 new reply) 05/13/2013 on If you could rid the world... +2
User avatar #139 - funnyjunkianonetwo (05/13/2013) [-]
Always happy to help.
#117 - exactly. Change it to clothes for skinny people.  [+] (3 new replies) 05/13/2013 on If you could rid the world... +1
User avatar #136 - funnyjunkianonetwo (05/13/2013) [-]
Clothes for attractive people is what you are looking for my friend.
#138 - dontknowme (05/13/2013) [-]
there we go, thank you
User avatar #139 - funnyjunkianonetwo (05/13/2013) [-]
Always happy to help.
#115 - "I'm an ovo-lacto vegetarian" said no vegatarian ever.  [+] (2 new replies) 05/13/2013 on If you could rid the world... 0
User avatar #144 - ILoveFurries (05/13/2013) [-]
I actually am...
#147 - dontknowme (05/13/2013) [-]
yeah, me too, but you don't go around saying it. you're a vegatarian, no one gives a fuck how you classify it.
#113 - This man agrees  [+] (5 new replies) 05/13/2013 on If you could rid the world... +1
#114 - skiskate (05/13/2013) [-]
Nevermind
#117 - dontknowme (05/13/2013) [-]
exactly.

Change it to clothes for skinny people.
User avatar #136 - funnyjunkianonetwo (05/13/2013) [-]
Clothes for attractive people is what you are looking for my friend.
#138 - dontknowme (05/13/2013) [-]
there we go, thank you
User avatar #139 - funnyjunkianonetwo (05/13/2013) [-]
Always happy to help.
#48 - doubt it as much as you like. doesn't mean it isn't true. 05/13/2013 on Gamer gurl 0
#47 - due to sanitary reasons, yeah, we keep the underwear on. 05/13/2013 on Gamer gurl 0
#72 - probably a smart decision. My ego demands I at least … 05/13/2013 on OH GOD NOT THE BEES 0
#20 - my girlfriend does everything at home naked. It's wonderful. …  [+] (5 new replies) 05/13/2013 on Gamer gurl -7
User avatar #26 - WtfStrawberries (05/13/2013) [-]
It truly is. Though it feels awkward going around without any underwear on.
wearing nothing else, is perfect.
#47 - dontknowme (05/13/2013) [-]
due to sanitary reasons, yeah, we keep the underwear on.
User avatar #23 - mrblueftw (05/13/2013) [-]
X; Doubt
#48 - dontknowme (05/13/2013) [-]
doubt it as much as you like. doesn't mean it isn't true.
#35 - psykobear (05/13/2013) [-]
#8 - "Fleshlight with faces" LOST IT! 05/13/2013 on Pegasus is real 0
#8 - i actually thought he was gonna **** himself 05/13/2013 on amazing trick -2
#45 - i seriously go into total fight or flight mode when I see one …  [+] (2 new replies) 05/13/2013 on OH GOD NOT THE BEES +1
User avatar #60 - zxmongoose (05/13/2013) [-]
I skip the whole "fight" aspect and get the fuck out of there.
#72 - dontknowme (05/13/2013) [-]
probably a smart decision.

My ego demands I at least try to kill it, pissing it off in the process, before running. that, or sit and wait for it to leave whilst cowering like a child.
#2 - how many times did he have to get shot for this to happen? 05/12/2013 on Deadpool Wallpaper 0
#34 - really...kinky...porn (tentacles, ************ !!) 05/05/2013 on Japan +1
#80 - "Love and peace, my friends, love and peace." 05/05/2013 on saw this fine gentleman in... +1
#29 - which would you prefer, an over prepared police officer who co…  [+] (1 new reply) 05/05/2013 on Something wrong there +3
User avatar #31 - tangentialrex (05/05/2013) [-]
I'd prefer a police force that was trained to deal with these situations over any idiot with a shit ton of gear. Believe me, gear doesn't mean shit without proper training.

Take the FBI's Hostage Rescue Team, in the picture I posted above. They train with Delta Force, DEVGRU, SAS, SBS, GIGN, and other elite anti-terror units around the world.

They were fully justified in being on the streets. They did not use MRAPs (as far as I saw), and generally acted more professionally than the SWAT teams in the same areas.

Meanwhile, SWAT, with their minimal training and tacticool gear, and cowering in their boots (and armored vehicles) and aiming their rifles at anything that moves.
#3 - that's why it scares me the most 05/03/2013 on Winning fail +6
#1 - the ash and misty one shall give me nightmares.  [+] (2 new replies) 05/03/2013 on Winning fail +31
User avatar #2 - KylieAnne (05/03/2013) [-]
He has pink furry handcuffs.
#3 - dontknowme (05/03/2013) [-]
that's why it scares me the most
#5 - that's how I feel sometimes (my dad is still alive, though) be…  [+] (1 new reply) 05/03/2013 on Song 0
#10 - Womens Study Major (05/03/2013) [-]
Bjj all the way. i am a greenbelt for now, but one year and i will get my blue belt. I have trained for three years now and i have been in about 13competitions. I plan to start mma at this summer. My dream is too to be a actual professional mma fighter. But i also want to compete in bjj world championships. Good luck for your career!

Ps sorry for my bad english, it ain't my mother language.
#320 - FLANNEL EGGS!!!! ******* HARDCORE!!!! 05/03/2013 on Black watermelon slices 0
#6 - made it. it was hard and i couldn't stop laughing. second ti… 04/30/2013 on GIF challenge: god mode +4
#163 - excessively 04/23/2013 on Is it Racist? 0
#290 - there was no battle here, just an ass beating. 04/22/2013 on So Who Here Likes a Good... +1
#14 - my ex-girlfriend tried to cry rape. i know where I'm coming f… 04/21/2013 on The Greatest Thing Ever +1

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#3 to #2 - dontknowme (08/24/2014) [-]
I'm a vegetarian. Piss off.
#4 to #3 - glycogen (08/24/2014) [-]
Please stop supporting animal cruelty.

The dairy industry is incredibly cruel. It steals the mother cows babies, kills them and then eventually kills the mother for meat.

The egg industry kills all males at birth.

So you are actively promoting animal cruelty.

Secondly, Dairy and eggs are incredibly unhealthy and cause cancer, heart disease and diabetes.

Being a vegetarian is completely stupid.

If you care about animals and your health, go vegan.

If you dont, being vegetarian is pointless because is it less healthy and more harmful than eating meat.
#5 to #4 - dontknowme (08/24/2014) [-]
No, it's really not. Granted, being a vegan is healthier, but the way that you and 99% of others go about trying tell people that is the wrong way to do it. Throwing animal cruelty in their faces won't convince won't convince many people. They don't care. They're only going to get more pissed at you.
#6 to #5 - glycogen (08/24/2014) [-]
You actively cause animal cruelty.

Why do you insist on paying people to kill baby cows?
#7 to #6 - dontknowme (08/24/2014) [-]
You know what, I don't cause **** . The only dairy products I even ******* east iud cheese. So why don't you take your self righteous bull **** somewhere else. Or, come to Eugene, oregon, shoot me a text, tell me I'm being cruel to animals, and I'll show you just how healthy and strong someone can be on a vegetarian diet.
#8 to #7 - glycogen (08/24/2014) [-]
Paying the dairy industry to kill baby cows and their mothers.

So you hurt animals and now you want to hurt me?


#9 to #8 - dontknowme (08/24/2014) [-]
I deplore violence. I simply wish to prove a point.
User avatar #12 to #9 - glycogen (08/24/2014) [-]
Just think about this simply.

Vegans want to end animal cruelty.

Vegetarians want it to continue.
User avatar #11 to #9 - glycogen (08/24/2014) [-]
Why should an animal pay with its life because you want to eat cheese?

There are plenty of vegan alternatives.

Ever heard of Durianrider and Freelee the Banana Girl?
#13 to #11 - dontknowme (08/24/2014) [-]
Never mind. Now I want to hurt you. I don't like self righteous cunts like you.

Think about this. Purple like you are one step away from feminists and the west Boro Baptist church.
#14 to #13 - glycogen (08/24/2014) [-]
You actively support animal cruelty.

I do not.

#17 to #14 - dontknowme (08/24/2014) [-]
Ok, you need to stop commenting on my profile. You're annoying.
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