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Gender: male
Age: 23
Consoles Owned: xbox 360
Video Games Played: Skyrim, Deadspace, Assassin's Creed, Resident Evil
X-box Gamertag: Reapsyou
Interests: Jiu Jitsu, videogames, Books that don't suck, Making fun of dubstep
Date Signed Up:7/26/2012
Last Login:12/26/2014
Location:Salem OR
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#10 - judging by the christmas comment, i assume you live in oregon  [+] (4 new replies) 10/18/2013 on In real life +8
User avatar #140 - xdeathspawnx (10/18/2013) [-]
yeah, in Michigan we almost always have snow on Christmas.
User avatar #25 - hopeadope (10/18/2013) [-]
Or Tennessee. We just get cold rain, all the time.
User avatar #18 - idoliam (10/18/2013) [-]
Last time I saw the snow in Oregon, I was in Eugene visiting my dad in late January of this year. It snowed at 5 a.m. and was gone by 9 a.m.
#224 - dontknowme (10/19/2013) [-]
yeah, i live in salem, I remember that. it melted here by early afternoon.
#124 - the guy with the lightsabers: "Leave my virgin cave or su… 10/10/2013 on Cringe Compilation 0
#107 - I red-thumbed you for nostalgia purposes. Enjoy.  [+] (1 new reply) 10/10/2013 on If Pokemon Were HUman +21
User avatar #321 - newbrony (10/10/2013) [-]
My man.
#572 - the power of nudity. Not sure how I feel about that... 10/10/2013 on WE'RE FUCKED. 0
#19 - I Got You In My Ass 10/08/2013 on never use linkin park titles 0
#2 - i have this conversation at least 15 times a day at work. 10/08/2013 on I have this conversation 15... 0
#4 - good guys, bad guys and explosions, as far as the eye coul…  [+] (1 new reply) 10/07/2013 on Deal with (hold on) It 0
User avatar #5 - mrleopardgecko (10/07/2013) [-]
just posted the video, its been so long
#1 - Then Gandalf the gray, and Gandalf the white, And Monty P…  [+] (4 new replies) 10/07/2013 on Deal with (hold on) It 0
User avatar #2 - mrleopardgecko (10/07/2013) [-]
it was the ultimate showdown
User avatar #3 - mrleopardgecko (10/07/2013) [-]
of ultimate destiny
#4 - dontknowme (10/07/2013) [-]
good guys, bad guys and explosions,
as far as the eye could see,
User avatar #5 - mrleopardgecko (10/07/2013) [-]
just posted the video, its been so long
#14 - my issue is not that I think they are trying to copy someone, …  [+] (1 new reply) 10/07/2013 on The Fox rant 0
#18 - anonymous (10/07/2013) [-]
I share the same opinion on The Fox, but I will say that their Stonehenge song was actually fairly well done. Completely different music genre and style, no random screeching to a beat. Very well done, but still fairly absurd, which just adds to the amusement. I mean, really, they guy who sings Stonehenge is ridiculously talented, and he instead uses it on something like this? Just makes me chuckle a bit.
#41 - amy poehler. at least i'll never stop laughing. 10/05/2013 on Who's the main guy on... 0
#7 - op's real face 10/05/2013 on MFW Gta V failed to connect 0
#138 - wrong order mother ****** . 09/27/2013 on Avatars +1
#19 - i'll pass, thanks for the offer.  [+] (1 new reply) 09/25/2013 on Let me create one thing -1
#20 - orkanoidz (09/25/2013) [-]
Okay then.
#82 - i had a sword, infinite ammo 09/25/2013 on That works. 0
#13 - i know that feel, bro, i know that feel. buddy showed me a gli…  [+] (3 new replies) 09/25/2013 on Let me create one thing -1
User avatar #18 - orkanoidz (09/25/2013) [-]
You should go back, there is some cool stuff there...
#19 - dontknowme (09/25/2013) [-]
i'll pass, thanks for the offer.
#20 - orkanoidz (09/25/2013) [-]
Okay then.
#36 - it's pure ******* evil. 07/01/2013 on Kids, who know what this is? +2
#39 - reply with your account or be ignored as all anons are. 06/27/2013 on Ridiculously photogenic... 0
#4 - bjj, get it the **** right.  [+] (2 new replies) 06/27/2013 on Ridiculously photogenic... +17
#8 - anonymous (06/27/2013) [-]
#39 - dontknowme (06/27/2013) [-]
reply with your account or be ignored as all anons are.
#35 - can't stop laughing. thank you for this!!!! 06/26/2013 on Wat wat wat 0
#25 - he's getting dick slapped by a wiener 06/01/2013 on That awkward moment... +1
#21 - i'm preparing to flee in the next few years if I can survive t… 06/01/2013 on Some People :P +1
#293 - every time I see this GIF, I laugh at the shooter and then get… 05/29/2013 on Flying Helicopters In... 0
#290 - do you have a problem with this? 05/29/2013 on Flying Helicopters In... 0
#17 - you are clever... 05/28/2013 on boobs 0
#227 - as a former mcdonalds employee, i can say that this story is l… 05/25/2013 on McDisasters 22: Jesse, We... 0

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#3 to #2 - dontknowme ONLINE (08/24/2014) [-]
I'm a vegetarian. Piss off.
#4 to #3 - glycogen (08/24/2014) [-]
Please stop supporting animal cruelty.

The dairy industry is incredibly cruel. It steals the mother cows babies, kills them and then eventually kills the mother for meat.

The egg industry kills all males at birth.

So you are actively promoting animal cruelty.

Secondly, Dairy and eggs are incredibly unhealthy and cause cancer, heart disease and diabetes.

Being a vegetarian is completely stupid.

If you care about animals and your health, go vegan.

If you dont, being vegetarian is pointless because is it less healthy and more harmful than eating meat.
#5 to #4 - dontknowme ONLINE (08/24/2014) [-]
No, it's really not. Granted, being a vegan is healthier, but the way that you and 99% of others go about trying tell people that is the wrong way to do it. Throwing animal cruelty in their faces won't convince won't convince many people. They don't care. They're only going to get more pissed at you.
#6 to #5 - glycogen (08/24/2014) [-]
You actively cause animal cruelty.

Why do you insist on paying people to kill baby cows?
#7 to #6 - dontknowme ONLINE (08/24/2014) [-]
You know what, I don't cause **** . The only dairy products I even ******* east iud cheese. So why don't you take your self righteous bull **** somewhere else. Or, come to Eugene, oregon, shoot me a text, tell me I'm being cruel to animals, and I'll show you just how healthy and strong someone can be on a vegetarian diet.
#8 to #7 - glycogen (08/24/2014) [-]
Paying the dairy industry to kill baby cows and their mothers.

So you hurt animals and now you want to hurt me?

#9 to #8 - dontknowme ONLINE (08/24/2014) [-]
I deplore violence. I simply wish to prove a point.
User avatar #12 to #9 - glycogen (08/24/2014) [-]
Just think about this simply.

Vegans want to end animal cruelty.

Vegetarians want it to continue.
User avatar #11 to #9 - glycogen (08/24/2014) [-]
Why should an animal pay with its life because you want to eat cheese?

There are plenty of vegan alternatives.

Ever heard of Durianrider and Freelee the Banana Girl?
#13 to #11 - dontknowme ONLINE (08/24/2014) [-]
Never mind. Now I want to hurt you. I don't like self righteous cunts like you.

Think about this. Purple like you are one step away from feminists and the west Boro Baptist church.
#14 to #13 - glycogen (08/24/2014) [-]
You actively support animal cruelty.

I do not.

#17 to #14 - dontknowme ONLINE (08/24/2014) [-]
Ok, you need to stop commenting on my profile. You're annoying.
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