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Gender: male
Age: 23
Consoles Owned: xbox 360
Video Games Played: Skyrim, Deadspace, Assassin's Creed, Resident Evil
X-box Gamertag: Reapsyou
Interests: Jiu Jitsu, videogames, Books that don't suck, Making fun of dubstep
Date Signed Up:7/26/2012
Last Login:8/29/2014
Location:Salem OR
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Content Ranking:#9275
Comment Ranking:#11498
Highest Content Rank:#9222
Highest Comment Rank:#11201
Content Thumbs: 24 total,  33 ,  9
Comment Thumbs: 528 total,  686 ,  158
Content Level Progress: 37.28% (22/59)
Level 0 Content: Untouched account → Level 1 Content: New Here
Comment Level Progress: 20% (2/10)
Level 150 Comments: Faptastic → Level 151 Comments: Faptastic
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Content Views:5805
Times Content Favorited:1 times
Total Comments Made:498
FJ Points:524
I made this account because of the comments. The comments are hilarious.

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#11 - I am one of the few, the proud, the male funnyjunkers with a g… 04/20/2013 on Oh, The Irony 0
#7 - outstanding! 04/20/2013 on OH GAWD YES!! +1
#3 - Thanks to this site, I have to try so hard not to correct it w…  [+] (2 new replies) 04/20/2013 on Oh, The Irony +3
#4 - payseht (04/20/2013) [-]
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A good couple help each other improve on themselves. You're doing a bad thing not helping her become a better person.
Bad lesbian!

I'm assuming you're a lesbian because no guy on this site could ever hope of having a girlfriend.
<picture related to my last statement
#11 - dontknowme (04/20/2013) [-]
I am one of the few, the proud, the male funnyjunkers with a girlfriend.
#28 - Comment deleted 04/20/2013 on Starter choice 0
#60 - MY CHILDHOOD!!!!! CHILDHOOD!!!!!!!! 04/18/2013 on Hmmm +6
#230 - Hell hole, you meant Hell hole. 04/18/2013 on McDisasters 8: The Golgothon +1
#229 - I cracked up when you said they have to follow regulations. t… 04/18/2013 on McDisasters 8: The Golgothon +1
#226 - i worked at McDonalds for 4 years. trust me, this poor bastar… 04/18/2013 on McDisasters 8: The Golgothon +1
#2565 - once you black, you go deaf 04/17/2013 on Don't reply to this content 0
#1815 - white  [+] (2 new replies) 04/17/2013 on Don't reply to this content -1
User avatar #1817 - coltari (04/17/2013) [-]
Once you go black, you never go back.
#2565 - dontknowme (04/17/2013) [-]
once you black, you go deaf
#1792 - and now you are white  [+] (2 new replies) 04/17/2013 on Don't reply to this content +1
#1798 - greenthegunstar (04/17/2013) [-]
......
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#4 - but what about the black guys and brown guys? It's racist, tr… 04/16/2013 on Lol 0
#74 - scarlet fire. so i'm either a transgender werewolf or a drag … 04/16/2013 on Moon Moon the Werewulf 0
#18 - agreed 04/16/2013 on What 0
#254 - the Billy Idol is the only one that makes him look remotely male. 04/15/2013 on Bad Hair Day +1
#295 - rape your ass Yoda shall 04/15/2013 on Use The Force +1
#4 - Comment deleted 04/13/2013 on Mistletoe +1
#1 - thank you, I have always wondered about that. 04/13/2013 on This is how a sewing... +4
#302 - It is the most bad ass care I've ever seen. My jaw dropped wh… 04/13/2013 on Ugliest car? 0
#285 - not to be a grammar nazi buuuuuuuut, *that  [+] (2 new replies) 04/13/2013 on Ugliest car? 0
User avatar #287 - lorddotcom (04/13/2013) [-]
I'm, sorry...I'm just really excited about the Batman/Mass Effect crossover car.
#302 - dontknowme (04/13/2013) [-]
It is the most bad ass care I've ever seen. My jaw dropped when I saw it and then I raged for a few seconds after the ugliest car thing.
#70 - do they try to do a one rep max with bar curls and then laugh …  [+] (1 new reply) 04/13/2013 on MERICA 0
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#13 - I live in Salem, Oregon. The majority of people that I see on…  [+] (5 new replies) 04/13/2013 on MERICA +2
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#716 - anonymous (04/13/2013) [-]
I live in florida too and I see tons of swag fags and yolo fags everywhere I just wanna hit time with a car for how annoying they are
User avatar #292 - cjtsirhc (04/13/2013) [-]
Yeah same especially after new years because of resolutions and it slowly weaning off
#70 - dontknowme (04/13/2013) [-]
do they try to do a one rep max with bar curls and then laugh at the guy who does the least?
#734 - sirdickhousen has deleted their comment.
#23 - OH MY GOD WHAT THE **** WHY!?!?!? 04/13/2013 on Crawling into your nightmares 0
#8 - as am I, but we are quickly becoming the minority.  [+] (7 new replies) 04/13/2013 on MERICA 0
#12 - anonymous (04/13/2013) [-]
Actually, America's obesity rate is going down.
#13 - dontknowme (04/13/2013) [-]
I live in Salem, Oregon. The majority of people that I see on the streets and at work may not be obese, but they are fat or overweight. That's not to say the skin and bones is healthy, because there's plenty of them too. From what I've seen, there is a severe lack of legitimately healthy people in this day and age.
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#716 - anonymous (04/13/2013) [-]
I live in florida too and I see tons of swag fags and yolo fags everywhere I just wanna hit time with a car for how annoying they are
User avatar #292 - cjtsirhc (04/13/2013) [-]
Yeah same especially after new years because of resolutions and it slowly weaning off
#70 - dontknowme (04/13/2013) [-]
do they try to do a one rep max with bar curls and then laugh at the guy who does the least?
#734 - sirdickhousen has deleted their comment.
#92 - comment at an irrelevant lack of morals for not following said… 04/12/2013 on Surprising Informantion 0

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#3 to #2 - dontknowme (08/24/2014) [-]
I'm a vegetarian. Piss off.
#4 to #3 - glycogen (08/24/2014) [-]
Please stop supporting animal cruelty.

The dairy industry is incredibly cruel. It steals the mother cows babies, kills them and then eventually kills the mother for meat.

The egg industry kills all males at birth.

So you are actively promoting animal cruelty.

Secondly, Dairy and eggs are incredibly unhealthy and cause cancer, heart disease and diabetes.

Being a vegetarian is completely stupid.

If you care about animals and your health, go vegan.

If you dont, being vegetarian is pointless because is it less healthy and more harmful than eating meat.
#5 to #4 - dontknowme (08/24/2014) [-]
No, it's really not. Granted, being a vegan is healthier, but the way that you and 99% of others go about trying tell people that is the wrong way to do it. Throwing animal cruelty in their faces won't convince won't convince many people. They don't care. They're only going to get more pissed at you.
#6 to #5 - glycogen (08/24/2014) [-]
You actively cause animal cruelty.

Why do you insist on paying people to kill baby cows?
#7 to #6 - dontknowme (08/24/2014) [-]
You know what, I don't cause **** . The only dairy products I even ******* east iud cheese. So why don't you take your self righteous bull **** somewhere else. Or, come to Eugene, oregon, shoot me a text, tell me I'm being cruel to animals, and I'll show you just how healthy and strong someone can be on a vegetarian diet.
#8 to #7 - glycogen (08/24/2014) [-]
Paying the dairy industry to kill baby cows and their mothers.

So you hurt animals and now you want to hurt me?


#9 to #8 - dontknowme (08/24/2014) [-]
I deplore violence. I simply wish to prove a point.
User avatar #12 to #9 - glycogen (08/24/2014) [-]
Just think about this simply.

Vegans want to end animal cruelty.

Vegetarians want it to continue.
User avatar #11 to #9 - glycogen (08/24/2014) [-]
Why should an animal pay with its life because you want to eat cheese?

There are plenty of vegan alternatives.

Ever heard of Durianrider and Freelee the Banana Girl?
#13 to #11 - dontknowme (08/24/2014) [-]
Never mind. Now I want to hurt you. I don't like self righteous cunts like you.

Think about this. Purple like you are one step away from feminists and the west Boro Baptist church.
#14 to #13 - glycogen (08/24/2014) [-]
You actively support animal cruelty.

I do not.

#17 to #14 - dontknowme (08/24/2014) [-]
Ok, you need to stop commenting on my profile. You're annoying.
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