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#618 - Yeah, thanks for understanding. This is coming from a fat to f…  [+] (1 new reply) 01/09/2016 on just do it 0
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#634 - sudminator (01/09/2016) [-]
I do too, and if you do too......then you shoudn't criticize others for their mistakes.
Don't you think encouraging those who wanna change is a better use of your time?
#617 - Exercise is a coping method too. So is painting, and drawing, …  [+] (1 new reply) 01/09/2016 on just do it 0
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#633 - sudminator (01/09/2016) [-]
Well overeating is not healthy sure, but it's still better than shooting up 5g of heroine every day
#530 - Yes, **** you for being fat. If you have lost weight, I'm not … 01/08/2016 on just do it 0
#507 - It sends the message that you shouldn't get fat.  [+] (2 new replies) 01/08/2016 on just do it 0
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#508 - sketchE (01/08/2016) [-]
what if they are already? fuck you for being fat? if you take the effort to get fit your still a peice of shit?
#530 - dontknowme (01/08/2016) [-]
Yes, fuck you for being fat. If you have lost weight, I'm not going to congratulate someone on losing weight they should never have gained in the first place. I might congratulate someone who went from 200 pounds of fat to 200 pounds of muscle, but I won't congratulate them on the fact they became not-fat, only that they put the effort to become swole. That takes dedication.
#503 - The problem is that the majority of people lack basic self con…  [+] (4 new replies) 01/08/2016 on just do it +1
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#504 - sketchE (01/08/2016) [-]
we arent all looking to be monks even people who work out can go to far. over aggression can be just as bad as doing nothing. people are stupid lets acknowledge when people do something good instead of shitting on peoples accomplishments. what kind of message does that send?
#507 - dontknowme (01/08/2016) [-]
It sends the message that you shouldn't get fat.
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#508 - sketchE (01/08/2016) [-]
what if they are already? fuck you for being fat? if you take the effort to get fit your still a peice of shit?
#530 - dontknowme (01/08/2016) [-]
Yes, fuck you for being fat. If you have lost weight, I'm not going to congratulate someone on losing weight they should never have gained in the first place. I might congratulate someone who went from 200 pounds of fat to 200 pounds of muscle, but I won't congratulate them on the fact they became not-fat, only that they put the effort to become swole. That takes dedication.
#502 - PCOS is often a direct result of being overweight. Also, I und…  [+] (11 new replies) 01/08/2016 on just do it +1
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#549 - nudybooty (01/08/2016) [-]
I feel like you've never met a pregnate woman in your life. PCOS is mostly genetic it has to do with your body deciding not to produce hormones correctly.
#623 - dontknowme (01/09/2016) [-]
I have known plenty of pregnant women and most of them have had their babies while gaining only a small amount of weight and have returned to human sizes in a short period. One I know right now has only gained about 20-30 lbs, maybe less. pregnancy isn't an excuse to get fat or stay fat.
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#625 - nudybooty (01/09/2016) [-]
I'm pretty sure you're thinking of younger moms. I'm not saying being pregnate over 30 is an excuse to get fat, it's a reason. I feel like you aren't reading what I am saying at all. I'm trying to tell you women over 30 who get pregnate have a fucking difficult time to lose weight, I am not saying they can't. Their bodies store fat like there is no tomorrow, people expect these people to lose weight in a few months but for them it takes sometimes a year+. You need to stop comparing weight loss in Hollywood to the real world, because the average person outside of Hollywood can't afford surgery, personal chefs and personal trainers.

Stop reading into what I am saying. Bottom line is, some people have real health (mental or physical) issues and had kids so they can't instantly be healthy. There is a fat epidemic, but telling everyone they should not of gone that far doesn't help.
#626 - dontknowme (01/09/2016) [-]
The body does not store fat unless the person is overeating. I don't care if you have a thyroid problem, PCOS, have had a baby, or even 10 fucking babies. Your metabolism can fucked up to high hell from whateverthefuckitis. IF YOU CONSUME MORE THAN YOU BURN YOU WILL GAIN WEIGHT AND IF YOU EAT LESS THAN YOU BURN YOU WILL LOSE WEIGHT. Do you honestly believe a person can eat 1500 calories a day and weigh 300lbs?
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#628 - nudybooty (01/09/2016) [-]
Also if you under eat the body stores more fat, if you don't eat for 2-3 days or eat very little in those days your body starts to turn everything it can into fat.
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#627 - nudybooty (01/09/2016) [-]
Yes. Because calories mean shit. I'm now understanding why everything I'm saying is going through 1 ear and right out the other. If a person ate 1500 worth of calories in sugars a day, yes they can easily weigh 300lb, if that person ate 1500 worth of vegetables and fruits a day, they may become under weight. Calories aren't really the issue in today world, it's sugar. It's in fucking everything. Sugar is straight fat. There are also different types of sugars, the sugars in fruits are better than the sugars in candy for example. They have artificial sugar that your body stores as fat.
#631 - dontknowme (01/09/2016) [-]
I honestly don't know if you're trolling, but you have fallen so far down the fatlogic hole, I can't ever get through to you. Have fun with your beetus and trying to eff society's "impossible" health and beauty standards.

You probably believe in HAES.
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#640 - nudybooty (01/09/2016) [-]
Not even sure what HAES is, I'm quite healthy because I understand health. You sound like one of those body builders who think drinking protein shakes and take steroids is perfectly healthy. Have fun being retarded.
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#643 - dontknowme (01/10/2016) [-]
I assure you, you clearly have no idea how to go about health, as you believe every myth spewed by HAES (health at every size) and Fat Acceptance SJW's. I'm no bodybuilder, and I assure you that I would never take steroids, though protein supplements are perfectly healthy when not overused and used as a supplement, not a primary source of protein.
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#652 - nudybooty (01/11/2016) [-]
You now sound retarded. You are a bit illiterate. I NEVER even once said you can be healthy at every size. Also I'm like 99.99% sure most people don't consider pregnant size. I will try to explain this so you can understand it a bit better.

The people with children growing (that means getting bigger) inside of them have a lot of troubles losing weight (that means they can't get rid of fat as easily as you or me).

This is getting repetitive (just google it) and it's pointless. Either you can't read, or you're not reading.
#498 - You should have the willpower to not get there in the first pl…  [+] (6 new replies) 01/08/2016 on just do it 0
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#501 - sketchE (01/08/2016) [-]
most people dont think about it till it happens unless their goals involve fitness
#503 - dontknowme (01/08/2016) [-]
The problem is that the majority of people lack basic self control and are only interested in instant gratification.
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#504 - sketchE (01/08/2016) [-]
we arent all looking to be monks even people who work out can go to far. over aggression can be just as bad as doing nothing. people are stupid lets acknowledge when people do something good instead of shitting on peoples accomplishments. what kind of message does that send?
#507 - dontknowme (01/08/2016) [-]
It sends the message that you shouldn't get fat.
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#508 - sketchE (01/08/2016) [-]
what if they are already? fuck you for being fat? if you take the effort to get fit your still a peice of shit?
#530 - dontknowme (01/08/2016) [-]
Yes, fuck you for being fat. If you have lost weight, I'm not going to congratulate someone on losing weight they should never have gained in the first place. I might congratulate someone who went from 200 pounds of fat to 200 pounds of muscle, but I won't congratulate them on the fact they became not-fat, only that they put the effort to become swole. That takes dedication.
#497 - That's fatlogic. We don't hold on to fat, we don't have some B…  [+] (13 new replies) 01/08/2016 on just do it +1
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#499 - nudybooty (01/08/2016) [-]
I never said they can't lose weight, I said it's retardedly difficult for new mothers over 30 because of how the body works. Yes, when you're pregnate or just had a kid your body does like to hold onto weight. So many people expect new mothers to lose the weight in just a few months. That pressure tends to back fire and does the opposite. Also POCS prevents women from losing weight, it affects 24% of women. Weirdly enough, most illness that cause you to get fat, physical or mental effect women the most yet men on average are fatter.

I know what you're going to say "it requires discipline and will power!" (at least where I live) people work 2 jobs because the economy fucking tanked and thousands in my province alone lost their jobs, we are headed for another depression, people don't have time for will power or discipline. Fun fact, the better an economy the healthier people tend to be.
#502 - dontknowme (01/08/2016) [-]
PCOS is often a direct result of being overweight. Also, I understand that a woman will gain weight, but there's still no excuse to be 30+ pounds overweight AFTER the baby. And finally, yes, it requires willpower, the willpower not to stuff your face full of food. YOU DO NOT HAVE TO EXERCISE TO LOSE OR MAINTAIN WEIGHT. It's 90% diet, 90% not eating more than you need. You can be a lazy fuck, but there's no excuse for being a FAT lazy fuck.
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#549 - nudybooty (01/08/2016) [-]
I feel like you've never met a pregnate woman in your life. PCOS is mostly genetic it has to do with your body deciding not to produce hormones correctly.
#623 - dontknowme (01/09/2016) [-]
I have known plenty of pregnant women and most of them have had their babies while gaining only a small amount of weight and have returned to human sizes in a short period. One I know right now has only gained about 20-30 lbs, maybe less. pregnancy isn't an excuse to get fat or stay fat.
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#625 - nudybooty (01/09/2016) [-]
I'm pretty sure you're thinking of younger moms. I'm not saying being pregnate over 30 is an excuse to get fat, it's a reason. I feel like you aren't reading what I am saying at all. I'm trying to tell you women over 30 who get pregnate have a fucking difficult time to lose weight, I am not saying they can't. Their bodies store fat like there is no tomorrow, people expect these people to lose weight in a few months but for them it takes sometimes a year+. You need to stop comparing weight loss in Hollywood to the real world, because the average person outside of Hollywood can't afford surgery, personal chefs and personal trainers.

Stop reading into what I am saying. Bottom line is, some people have real health (mental or physical) issues and had kids so they can't instantly be healthy. There is a fat epidemic, but telling everyone they should not of gone that far doesn't help.
#626 - dontknowme (01/09/2016) [-]
The body does not store fat unless the person is overeating. I don't care if you have a thyroid problem, PCOS, have had a baby, or even 10 fucking babies. Your metabolism can fucked up to high hell from whateverthefuckitis. IF YOU CONSUME MORE THAN YOU BURN YOU WILL GAIN WEIGHT AND IF YOU EAT LESS THAN YOU BURN YOU WILL LOSE WEIGHT. Do you honestly believe a person can eat 1500 calories a day and weigh 300lbs?
User avatar
#628 - nudybooty (01/09/2016) [-]
Also if you under eat the body stores more fat, if you don't eat for 2-3 days or eat very little in those days your body starts to turn everything it can into fat.
User avatar
#627 - nudybooty (01/09/2016) [-]
Yes. Because calories mean shit. I'm now understanding why everything I'm saying is going through 1 ear and right out the other. If a person ate 1500 worth of calories in sugars a day, yes they can easily weigh 300lb, if that person ate 1500 worth of vegetables and fruits a day, they may become under weight. Calories aren't really the issue in today world, it's sugar. It's in fucking everything. Sugar is straight fat. There are also different types of sugars, the sugars in fruits are better than the sugars in candy for example. They have artificial sugar that your body stores as fat.
#631 - dontknowme (01/09/2016) [-]
I honestly don't know if you're trolling, but you have fallen so far down the fatlogic hole, I can't ever get through to you. Have fun with your beetus and trying to eff society's "impossible" health and beauty standards.

You probably believe in HAES.
User avatar
#640 - nudybooty (01/09/2016) [-]
Not even sure what HAES is, I'm quite healthy because I understand health. You sound like one of those body builders who think drinking protein shakes and take steroids is perfectly healthy. Have fun being retarded.
#651 - nudybooty has deleted their comment.
#643 - dontknowme (01/10/2016) [-]
I assure you, you clearly have no idea how to go about health, as you believe every myth spewed by HAES (health at every size) and Fat Acceptance SJW's. I'm no bodybuilder, and I assure you that I would never take steroids, though protein supplements are perfectly healthy when not overused and used as a supplement, not a primary source of protein.
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#652 - nudybooty (01/11/2016) [-]
You now sound retarded. You are a bit illiterate. I NEVER even once said you can be healthy at every size. Also I'm like 99.99% sure most people don't consider pregnant size. I will try to explain this so you can understand it a bit better.

The people with children growing (that means getting bigger) inside of them have a lot of troubles losing weight (that means they can't get rid of fat as easily as you or me).

This is getting repetitive (just google it) and it's pointless. Either you can't read, or you're not reading.
#494 - But, you realized you ****** up and did something about it, yo…  [+] (15 new replies) 01/08/2016 on just do it 0
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#496 - nudybooty (01/08/2016) [-]
The reason why I'm on the fence is yes, a lot of people are lazy fucks. But on the other hand some of those people are women who had children after age 30, and a womens body after 30 and after children loves to hang on to even ounce of fat it can get.
#497 - dontknowme (01/08/2016) [-]
That's fatlogic. We don't hold on to fat, we don't have some BS set point. Everyone on this planet except maybe 0.1% can lose weight and achieve a healthy weight by eating less. You don't even have to move, just don't be a glutton.
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#499 - nudybooty (01/08/2016) [-]
I never said they can't lose weight, I said it's retardedly difficult for new mothers over 30 because of how the body works. Yes, when you're pregnate or just had a kid your body does like to hold onto weight. So many people expect new mothers to lose the weight in just a few months. That pressure tends to back fire and does the opposite. Also POCS prevents women from losing weight, it affects 24% of women. Weirdly enough, most illness that cause you to get fat, physical or mental effect women the most yet men on average are fatter.

I know what you're going to say "it requires discipline and will power!" (at least where I live) people work 2 jobs because the economy fucking tanked and thousands in my province alone lost their jobs, we are headed for another depression, people don't have time for will power or discipline. Fun fact, the better an economy the healthier people tend to be.
#502 - dontknowme (01/08/2016) [-]
PCOS is often a direct result of being overweight. Also, I understand that a woman will gain weight, but there's still no excuse to be 30+ pounds overweight AFTER the baby. And finally, yes, it requires willpower, the willpower not to stuff your face full of food. YOU DO NOT HAVE TO EXERCISE TO LOSE OR MAINTAIN WEIGHT. It's 90% diet, 90% not eating more than you need. You can be a lazy fuck, but there's no excuse for being a FAT lazy fuck.
User avatar
#549 - nudybooty (01/08/2016) [-]
I feel like you've never met a pregnate woman in your life. PCOS is mostly genetic it has to do with your body deciding not to produce hormones correctly.
#623 - dontknowme (01/09/2016) [-]
I have known plenty of pregnant women and most of them have had their babies while gaining only a small amount of weight and have returned to human sizes in a short period. One I know right now has only gained about 20-30 lbs, maybe less. pregnancy isn't an excuse to get fat or stay fat.
User avatar
#625 - nudybooty (01/09/2016) [-]
I'm pretty sure you're thinking of younger moms. I'm not saying being pregnate over 30 is an excuse to get fat, it's a reason. I feel like you aren't reading what I am saying at all. I'm trying to tell you women over 30 who get pregnate have a fucking difficult time to lose weight, I am not saying they can't. Their bodies store fat like there is no tomorrow, people expect these people to lose weight in a few months but for them it takes sometimes a year+. You need to stop comparing weight loss in Hollywood to the real world, because the average person outside of Hollywood can't afford surgery, personal chefs and personal trainers.

Stop reading into what I am saying. Bottom line is, some people have real health (mental or physical) issues and had kids so they can't instantly be healthy. There is a fat epidemic, but telling everyone they should not of gone that far doesn't help.
#626 - dontknowme (01/09/2016) [-]
The body does not store fat unless the person is overeating. I don't care if you have a thyroid problem, PCOS, have had a baby, or even 10 fucking babies. Your metabolism can fucked up to high hell from whateverthefuckitis. IF YOU CONSUME MORE THAN YOU BURN YOU WILL GAIN WEIGHT AND IF YOU EAT LESS THAN YOU BURN YOU WILL LOSE WEIGHT. Do you honestly believe a person can eat 1500 calories a day and weigh 300lbs?
User avatar
#628 - nudybooty (01/09/2016) [-]
Also if you under eat the body stores more fat, if you don't eat for 2-3 days or eat very little in those days your body starts to turn everything it can into fat.
User avatar
#627 - nudybooty (01/09/2016) [-]
Yes. Because calories mean shit. I'm now understanding why everything I'm saying is going through 1 ear and right out the other. If a person ate 1500 worth of calories in sugars a day, yes they can easily weigh 300lb, if that person ate 1500 worth of vegetables and fruits a day, they may become under weight. Calories aren't really the issue in today world, it's sugar. It's in fucking everything. Sugar is straight fat. There are also different types of sugars, the sugars in fruits are better than the sugars in candy for example. They have artificial sugar that your body stores as fat.
#631 - dontknowme (01/09/2016) [-]
I honestly don't know if you're trolling, but you have fallen so far down the fatlogic hole, I can't ever get through to you. Have fun with your beetus and trying to eff society's "impossible" health and beauty standards.

You probably believe in HAES.
User avatar
#640 - nudybooty (01/09/2016) [-]
Not even sure what HAES is, I'm quite healthy because I understand health. You sound like one of those body builders who think drinking protein shakes and take steroids is perfectly healthy. Have fun being retarded.
#651 - nudybooty has deleted their comment.
#643 - dontknowme (01/10/2016) [-]
I assure you, you clearly have no idea how to go about health, as you believe every myth spewed by HAES (health at every size) and Fat Acceptance SJW's. I'm no bodybuilder, and I assure you that I would never take steroids, though protein supplements are perfectly healthy when not overused and used as a supplement, not a primary source of protein.
User avatar
#652 - nudybooty (01/11/2016) [-]
You now sound retarded. You are a bit illiterate. I NEVER even once said you can be healthy at every size. Also I'm like 99.99% sure most people don't consider pregnant size. I will try to explain this so you can understand it a bit better.

The people with children growing (that means getting bigger) inside of them have a lot of troubles losing weight (that means they can't get rid of fat as easily as you or me).

This is getting repetitive (just google it) and it's pointless. Either you can't read, or you're not reading.
#486 - Actually, yes, and my best friend was addicted to meth. You sh…  [+] (6 new replies) 01/08/2016 on just do it +1
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#552 - sudminator (01/08/2016) [-]
You should try everything......well maybe not meth, but other than than don't judge man.
#619 - dontknowme (01/09/2016) [-]
"Crack will ruin your life!"

Guess I better try it, see what happens.

"This is what a heroin addict looks like, notice the sores, missing teeth and appearance of death!"

Looks like fun, gimme some.

"Drinking and driving is dangerous and is one of the leading causes of death across the world."

I've never tried, but I think I can do better than everyone else. Let me finish this bottle of Kraken, we can go to the store.

That's your logic.
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#632 - sudminator (01/09/2016) [-]
You must be always mindfull of others, being high is no excuse, even if there are rainbow fairies flying all around, you can always muster the willpower to act smart, well responsibly at least....I can anyway.
In my life I tried all the legal stuff+weed,LSD,mushrooms,MDMA and cocaine, they all helped me experience a new way of thinking, a new way of seeing the world, and if even a little bit of than mindset stays with you, then you just might see bigger part of the big picture.
I would never try crack, meth or whatever is the equivalent in your country, (it's pervitin where I'm from) even as a child I knew thats the worst of the worst chemical shit, too high a price (in money, mind and body) and too extreme high.
On the other hand if I was offered heroin (with a new,clean needle and syringe) I would definitely try it, once........same with opium etc. etc.
Make no mistake psychedelic drugs, and drugs in general, were a major factor in human evolution, to deny yourself drugs is to hold yourself back, (why do you think psychedelics are illegal) offcourse the goverment don't want you to use them, they have no use for a smart sheep, such a sheep just might become a wolf. And again make no mistake all those "leaders" who preach that drugs are bad mmmmm K, are literally swimming in those drugs.
#644 - dontknowme (01/10/2016) [-]
If you would willingly inject yourself with heroin, your opinion is invalid, because you must be an idiot. I believe this for all hard drug addicts.
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#646 - sudminator (01/10/2016) [-]
Using any drug once doesn't make you an addict, you truly are indoctrinated, I feel sorry for you sir.
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#645 - sudminator (01/10/2016) [-]
And I believe you are an idiot for subscribing to the goverment propaganda you obviously learned very well. Have a nice life sir.