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#6704 - I think every item is available to the whole site at once 08/09/2012 on Item Discussion +1
#6695 - Seriously wondering who got them 08/09/2012 on Item Discussion +2
#6686 - I just wanna know who the **** got the dragon earlier 08/09/2012 on Item Discussion +1
#6658 - This would be a lot more fun if we could actually get them, it…  [+] (1 new reply) 08/09/2012 on Item Discussion +2
User avatar #6660 - rummler (08/09/2012) [-]
*gigity*
#5 - WHo the hell got the dragon? 08/09/2012 on Olympic sports 0
#60 - I finally got an item. Finally. i look at what it was... … 08/09/2012 on sums up my life 0
#94 - How many points do I have?  [+] (1 new reply) 08/09/2012 on I Shouldn't Be Alive 0
User avatar #95 - xspacemanx (08/09/2012) [-]
You have to check your profile.
#196 - I do have to admit, Gold and Silver were my favorites by far  [+] (1 new reply) 08/09/2012 on True Pokemon Fans Will... 0
User avatar #203 - peopleonfire (08/09/2012) [-]
I think so too. It had 16 badges with 8 being from Kanto and revisiting all the places 3 years on. I don't think I'll ever forget the first time I faced Red.
#192 - No, it's the original for Red, Blue, and Yellow. Maybe you wer…  [+] (3 new replies) 08/09/2012 on True Pokemon Fans Will... 0
User avatar #193 - peopleonfire (08/09/2012) [-]
huh, maybe my memories of red/blue have been melded with gold/silver for the thawing and blizzard. I miss the good ol pokemon days. I got 150 pokemon on yellow. It was the happiest day of my childhood.
User avatar #196 - donkeyking (08/09/2012) [-]
I do have to admit, Gold and Silver were my favorites by far
User avatar #203 - peopleonfire (08/09/2012) [-]
I think so too. It had 16 badges with 8 being from Kanto and revisiting all the places 3 years on. I don't think I'll ever forget the first time I faced Red.
#183 - Those're the stats  [+] (5 new replies) 08/08/2012 on True Pokemon Fans Will... 0
User avatar #187 - peopleonfire (08/09/2012) [-]
I remember that move constantly missing. Plus the whole frozen solid thing... I remember being thawed out without fire moves. Is this just the orginal Japanese stats?
User avatar #192 - donkeyking (08/09/2012) [-]
No, it's the original for Red, Blue, and Yellow. Maybe you were just unlucky...? And it's literally impossible to thaw without fire or an item
User avatar #193 - peopleonfire (08/09/2012) [-]
huh, maybe my memories of red/blue have been melded with gold/silver for the thawing and blizzard. I miss the good ol pokemon days. I got 150 pokemon on yellow. It was the happiest day of my childhood.
User avatar #196 - donkeyking (08/09/2012) [-]
I do have to admit, Gold and Silver were my favorites by far
User avatar #203 - peopleonfire (08/09/2012) [-]
I think so too. It had 16 badges with 8 being from Kanto and revisiting all the places 3 years on. I don't think I'll ever forget the first time I faced Red.
#249 - It's illegal to have an abortion after an allotted time period… 08/08/2012 on Typical Feminist 0
#168 - 1st Gen "Master Race" debunked  [+] (7 new replies) 08/08/2012 on True Pokemon Fans Will... +3
User avatar #179 - peopleonfire (08/08/2012) [-]
Blizzard was 90% accuracy? I call bullshit.
User avatar #183 - donkeyking (08/08/2012) [-]
Those're the stats
User avatar #187 - peopleonfire (08/09/2012) [-]
I remember that move constantly missing. Plus the whole frozen solid thing... I remember being thawed out without fire moves. Is this just the orginal Japanese stats?
User avatar #192 - donkeyking (08/09/2012) [-]
No, it's the original for Red, Blue, and Yellow. Maybe you were just unlucky...? And it's literally impossible to thaw without fire or an item
User avatar #193 - peopleonfire (08/09/2012) [-]
huh, maybe my memories of red/blue have been melded with gold/silver for the thawing and blizzard. I miss the good ol pokemon days. I got 150 pokemon on yellow. It was the happiest day of my childhood.
User avatar #196 - donkeyking (08/09/2012) [-]
I do have to admit, Gold and Silver were my favorites by far
User avatar #203 - peopleonfire (08/09/2012) [-]
I think so too. It had 16 badges with 8 being from Kanto and revisiting all the places 3 years on. I don't think I'll ever forget the first time I faced Red.
#234 - Well, the thing about Pro-choice stuff makes sense. I don't un…  [+] (2 new replies) 08/08/2012 on Typical Feminist +3
#237 - anonymous (08/08/2012) [-]
I don't think it's usually fair to call abortion murder, but when a girl in Illinois is allowed to give birth, drown her baby, hide its body in a cooler in her closet, and it's considered a legal abortion because she claims the umbilical cord was still attached - things are kind of fucked up.
User avatar #249 - donkeyking (08/08/2012) [-]
It's illegal to have an abortion after an allotted time period, I believe it's before the 1st trimester is over
#487 - That's with children. How children treat each other is just th… 08/08/2012 on Feminists Again 0
#10 - Reminds me of Calliope and Caliborn  [+] (1 new reply) 08/07/2012 on Brothers +1
#12 - xyxoz (08/07/2012) [-]
Eh, I think one of them would have to be more malevolent for that to be the case.
#101 - I didn't thumb you down, I rarely thumb at all  [+] (1 new reply) 08/07/2012 on Science or Religion 0
User avatar #102 - Sethorein (08/07/2012) [-]
then there's an angry pretentious anti-theist anon hiding somewhere in this thread o_o
#94 - That's the picture I had so that's the picture I posted 08/07/2012 on Science or Religion 0
#91 - Really? What would be the point of that? And if he truly is al…  [+] (5 new replies) 08/07/2012 on Science or Religion 0
User avatar #97 - Sethorein (08/07/2012) [-]
red thumb spammer xD
User avatar #101 - donkeyking (08/07/2012) [-]
I didn't thumb you down, I rarely thumb at all
User avatar #102 - Sethorein (08/07/2012) [-]
then there's an angry pretentious anti-theist anon hiding somewhere in this thread o_o
User avatar #96 - Sethorein (08/07/2012) [-]
also you didn't catch my sarcasm
User avatar #95 - Sethorein (08/07/2012) [-]
because wibbly wobbly religion shit :|
#88 - So there's a bigger plan in motion when he murders millions of…  [+] (17 new replies) 08/07/2012 on Science or Religion +1
#115 - anonymous (08/07/2012) [-]
only once in recorded [biblical] history has YHWH [the "god" that most people refer to, even different religions have different gods that get thrown in through ignorance and confusion] ever destroyed millions of people. A second time a mass murder was committed by 'God', but no where near millions. in both instances, yes, there was definitely a plan because evil was running rampant and there was no good to combat it or keep it in balance. the balance between good and evil shifted to far to evil, so he stopped it. no one wants to take responsibility for their actions and are always looking to pass it on to someone else through blame. people make their own choices, so don't blame god for the actions of other beings.
User avatar #126 - Sethorein (08/07/2012) [-]
God wanted to wipe out the Jews at Sinai and Moses had to convince him not to. What kind of a perfect being has to rely on an imperfect messenger to make decisions like that?
#164 - anonymous (08/07/2012) [-]
God wanted to wipe out those Jews because they were worshiping a fucking golden lamb. not religious but just saiyan.
User avatar #168 - Sethorein (08/07/2012) [-]
golden calf... and your point is...?
User avatar #92 - Sethorein (08/07/2012) [-]
“Is God willing to prevent evil, but not able?
Then he is not omnipotent.
Is he able, but not willing?
Then he is malevolent.
Is he both able and willing?
Then whence cometh evil?
Is he neither able nor willing?
Then why call him God?”

there
User avatar #90 - Sethorein (08/07/2012) [-]
also epicurus put it way better than Sam Harris
User avatar #94 - donkeyking (08/07/2012) [-]
That's the picture I had so that's the picture I posted
User avatar #89 - Sethorein (08/07/2012) [-]
yes
User avatar #98 - Ironicide (08/07/2012) [-]
just like hitler....
User avatar #100 - Sethorein (08/07/2012) [-]
Hitler* save the Queen
User avatar #99 - Sethorein (08/07/2012) [-]
God save the queen :')
User avatar #91 - donkeyking (08/07/2012) [-]
Really? What would be the point of that? And if he truly is all powerful, why couldn't he just do it already, instead of murdering innocent people?
User avatar #97 - Sethorein (08/07/2012) [-]
red thumb spammer xD
User avatar #101 - donkeyking (08/07/2012) [-]
I didn't thumb you down, I rarely thumb at all
User avatar #102 - Sethorein (08/07/2012) [-]
then there's an angry pretentious anti-theist anon hiding somewhere in this thread o_o
User avatar #96 - Sethorein (08/07/2012) [-]
also you didn't catch my sarcasm
User avatar #95 - Sethorein (08/07/2012) [-]
because wibbly wobbly religion shit :|
#84 - Picture  [+] (27 new replies) 08/07/2012 on Science or Religion +5
#155 - anonymous (08/07/2012) [-]
Feel free to disagree, but perhaps in human existence, many catastrophes were prevented after all. It seems only when we are cursed with misfortune do we lose faith in God. Eh just my opinion.
#119 - icanhazlolz has deleted their comment.
User avatar #127 - Sethorein (08/07/2012) [-]
(my comment below)
#129 - icanhazlolz has deleted their comment.
User avatar #133 - Sethorein (08/07/2012) [-]
what's funny is that of the 30 comments I posted... 4 random ones got 1 thumb down... What a meticulous rage thumber xD
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#87 - anonymous (08/07/2012) [-]
Or there's a bigger plan in motion.
We really have no way of knowing; Let's just stop pissing on each other and get the fuck along.
#105 - patchesdacrazy (08/07/2012) [-]
A bigger plan in motion... I love that response.
User avatar #106 - Sethorein (08/07/2012) [-]
"See I had this plan..." <- God's testimony at his trial...
User avatar #88 - donkeyking (08/07/2012) [-]
So there's a bigger plan in motion when he murders millions of innocent people?
#115 - anonymous (08/07/2012) [-]
only once in recorded [biblical] history has YHWH [the "god" that most people refer to, even different religions have different gods that get thrown in through ignorance and confusion] ever destroyed millions of people. A second time a mass murder was committed by 'God', but no where near millions. in both instances, yes, there was definitely a plan because evil was running rampant and there was no good to combat it or keep it in balance. the balance between good and evil shifted to far to evil, so he stopped it. no one wants to take responsibility for their actions and are always looking to pass it on to someone else through blame. people make their own choices, so don't blame god for the actions of other beings.
User avatar #126 - Sethorein (08/07/2012) [-]
God wanted to wipe out the Jews at Sinai and Moses had to convince him not to. What kind of a perfect being has to rely on an imperfect messenger to make decisions like that?
#164 - anonymous (08/07/2012) [-]
God wanted to wipe out those Jews because they were worshiping a fucking golden lamb. not religious but just saiyan.
User avatar #168 - Sethorein (08/07/2012) [-]
golden calf... and your point is...?
User avatar #92 - Sethorein (08/07/2012) [-]
“Is God willing to prevent evil, but not able?
Then he is not omnipotent.
Is he able, but not willing?
Then he is malevolent.
Is he both able and willing?
Then whence cometh evil?
Is he neither able nor willing?
Then why call him God?”

there
User avatar #90 - Sethorein (08/07/2012) [-]
also epicurus put it way better than Sam Harris
User avatar #94 - donkeyking (08/07/2012) [-]
That's the picture I had so that's the picture I posted
User avatar #89 - Sethorein (08/07/2012) [-]
yes
User avatar #98 - Ironicide (08/07/2012) [-]
just like hitler....
User avatar #100 - Sethorein (08/07/2012) [-]
Hitler* save the Queen
User avatar #99 - Sethorein (08/07/2012) [-]
God save the queen :')
User avatar #91 - donkeyking (08/07/2012) [-]
Really? What would be the point of that? And if he truly is all powerful, why couldn't he just do it already, instead of murdering innocent people?
User avatar #97 - Sethorein (08/07/2012) [-]
red thumb spammer xD
User avatar #101 - donkeyking (08/07/2012) [-]
I didn't thumb you down, I rarely thumb at all
User avatar #102 - Sethorein (08/07/2012) [-]
then there's an angry pretentious anti-theist anon hiding somewhere in this thread o_o
User avatar #96 - Sethorein (08/07/2012) [-]
also you didn't catch my sarcasm
User avatar #95 - Sethorein (08/07/2012) [-]
because wibbly wobbly religion shit :|
#96 - I don't care who you are, I will always be associated with you…  [+] (1 new reply) 08/07/2012 on Alternate Universe +1
#407 - wrought (08/08/2012) [-]
Thanks, I think
#299 - It's been so long since I saw a feminist that wasn't a straw f…  [+] (3 new replies) 08/07/2012 on Feminists Again 0
#368 - anonymous (08/07/2012) [-]
Your fooling yourself if you don't see the differences in how women and men are portrayed or treated different socially. Children are often treated way differently based on whether they are male or female (look at toy commercials, shoot I remember as a kid losing my guy friends because it became uncool to hang around with girls and not being able to make friends with the girls cause they did their hair and make up and I wanted to run around the playground pretending I'm a super sayian).
Even the clothing is different. Guys have cool clothing that I wear sometimes (I don't see any X-Men shirts in the women's clothes). One time there was a men's shirt with all 150 original pokemon but there was only large size. When I asked the store person to see if he can check in the back for a small or even a medium he was like "You do know that's in the guys section right?".
Wow the above comments made me look a lot more like a nerd than a feminist.
User avatar #487 - donkeyking (08/08/2012) [-]
That's with children. How children treat each other is just that. And as for marketing towards them, that's just it. It marketed for a certain group, but I know boys that play with barbies and girls that play with monster trucks. Sure, there will always be things that are expected of each gender, but that's because gender is a thing. If everyone was unisex it would be a different story. But more often than not, girls will want to look prettier and more "feminine," whether they believe the media or not
#384 - anonymous (08/07/2012) [-]
fucking *you're
Also I didn't say anything sacastic to the store dude ("Hey would you like to show me the women's version of the 150 pokemon t shirt in your store then? How about the women's South Park t-shirt?)
#8 - Is the joke that she asked him to get out? They're translate…  [+] (1 new reply) 08/07/2012 on Weekend -2
#9 - anonymous (08/07/2012) [-]
How can you not understand this ?
Vittu kunnon retu
#237 - It's been reposted so many times... reverse image search with … 08/07/2012 on I Am Not A Clever Man +2
#254 - Slenderman is not a meme. But he also doesn't originate from 2… 08/07/2012 on Oh 4chan. +2
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#29 - hatebread (08/15/2012) [-]
YOUR A DUMBASS!!! GO DIE IN A HOLE!!!
User avatar #30 to #29 - donkeyking (08/15/2012) [-]
Love you too :D
#28 - thecatholic (03/04/2012) [-]
i love your avatar.
i love your avatar.
User avatar #24 - baconpwnage (08/04/2011) [-]
op has not delivered yet
User avatar #27 to #24 - rainbowcup (08/07/2011) [-]
rofl, he still hasn't.
I'm not even sure as to why I wanna see him eat **** ,
#23 - originaltroll **User deleted account** has deleted their comment [-]
User avatar #22 - JJrules (08/04/2011) [-]
Someone gets trips

Better eat my own ****
User avatar #16 - ZombeCyd (08/04/2011) [-]
I added and subscribed to you just to see if you'll post the vid. I may even screencap the convo...
User avatar #21 to #16 - rainbowcup (08/04/2011) [-]
Same here....
User avatar #18 to #16 - omeganoob (08/04/2011) [-]
Seconded.
User avatar #20 to #18 - ZombeCyd (08/04/2011) [-]
lol
User avatar #17 to #16 - donkeyking (08/04/2011) [-]
someone already did
User avatar #19 to #17 - ZombeCyd (08/04/2011) [-]
Well now you have to.
User avatar #26 to #19 - donkeyking (08/05/2011) [-]
i knowmy camera sucks, so im still trying to upload.
User avatar #8 - donkeyking (04/04/2011) [-]
hi

are you the person that posts gay furry
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User avatar #10 to #9 - donkeyking (04/04/2011) [-]
yes you ******* do.\

could you post some. or better yet a gay furry comic? im bi and i wanted to see if gay furry was good
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User avatar #12 to #11 - donkeyking (04/04/2011) [-]
because you want to be
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User avatar #14 to #13 - donkeyking (04/04/2011) [-]
thanks
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#2 - anonymous (11/04/2010) [-]
Guess what you are a ******* faggot
User avatar #4 to #2 - donkeyking (04/02/2011) [-]
who are you anyway, and why call me a faggot
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User avatar #7 to #5 - donkeyking (04/04/2011) [-]
i did
User avatar #3 to #2 - donkeyking (11/05/2010) [-]
whoe are you, and why dont you have the balls to say this ith your account?
#1 - anonymous (11/04/2010) [-]
faggot
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