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#120 - I don't know why everyone started hating him at one point, but… 05/26/2012 on The History of FunnyJunk +1
#60 - 5 300 calorie meals a day, about 2 are usually pretty high in protein. 05/25/2012 on Fat Kid 0
#89 - Pretty much 05/25/2012 on Movie myths 5 (rp) +1
#87 - Yeah, I'm pretty sure in every kind of review or whatever said…  [+] (2 new replies) 05/25/2012 on Movie myths 5 (rp) +1
#88 - speightsix has deleted their comment.
User avatar #89 - donkeyking (05/25/2012) [-]
Pretty much
#82 - Only an uncultured idiot wouldn't get that O brother where art…  [+] (5 new replies) 05/25/2012 on Movie myths 5 (rp) +3
#84 - speightsix has deleted their comment.
User avatar #87 - donkeyking (05/25/2012) [-]
Yeah, I'm pretty sure in every kind of review or whatever said something about it being the odyssey. Hell, my brother's class watched it a few months ago after they read the odyssey
#88 - speightsix has deleted their comment.
User avatar #89 - donkeyking (05/25/2012) [-]
Pretty much
#85 - speightsix has deleted their comment.
#45 - Really just get in shape, noting imparticular. 05/25/2012 on Fat Kid 0
#41 - I have a p90x workout machine and the total gym at my house, I…  [+] (1 new reply) 05/25/2012 on Fat Kid 0
#57 - anonymous (05/25/2012) [-]
I understand entirely, it's just that some people are lucky and have extremely high metabolisms and others have low metabolisms and those that aren't lucky enough to be able to eat a horse and still look like they've been flown in from Ethiopia have to offset this by doing more work. Also, you could try decreasing portion sizes but increase the number of meals you have so that overall your daily calorie intake is the same, this may help increase metabolism, or try a stricter diet. To be honest though if you can't shift the weight it's nothing much to worry about if you keep the workout regime up because as long as you aren't solely eating junk food you're going to be pretty healthy and that counts for a lot. All in all just stick at it and maybe increase the amount of effort you put into weight loss, though this is optional, and you'll do fine.
#39 - There's a difference between a friend jokingly saying you're f…  [+] (8 new replies) 05/25/2012 on Fat Kid +2
User avatar #56 - graphically (05/25/2012) [-]
Just out of curiosity, what are your meals like? Portions and calorie intake.
User avatar #60 - donkeyking (05/25/2012) [-]
5 300 calorie meals a day, about 2 are usually pretty high in protein.
#46 - captnpl (05/25/2012) [-]
The trick is to keep your heart rate elevated for extended periods of time, you don't actually start burning fat until about 20 min. into the workout.
#43 - anonymous (05/25/2012) [-]
I have the same problem. Are you just trying to lose weight or gain muscle?
User avatar #45 - donkeyking (05/25/2012) [-]
Really just get in shape, noting imparticular.
#40 - anonymous (05/25/2012) [-]
Workout harder, try and convert the fat to muscle if the fat isn't going.
User avatar #41 - donkeyking (05/25/2012) [-]
I have a p90x workout machine and the total gym at my house, I alternate using those. It really is hard, but I understand what you're saying. From a perspective of someone who's never had the problem, it make sense that you don't get it.
#57 - anonymous (05/25/2012) [-]
I understand entirely, it's just that some people are lucky and have extremely high metabolisms and others have low metabolisms and those that aren't lucky enough to be able to eat a horse and still look like they've been flown in from Ethiopia have to offset this by doing more work. Also, you could try decreasing portion sizes but increase the number of meals you have so that overall your daily calorie intake is the same, this may help increase metabolism, or try a stricter diet. To be honest though if you can't shift the weight it's nothing much to worry about if you keep the workout regime up because as long as you aren't solely eating junk food you're going to be pretty healthy and that counts for a lot. All in all just stick at it and maybe increase the amount of effort you put into weight loss, though this is optional, and you'll do fine.
#131 - In the last panel you look more like deadpool 05/25/2012 on The description +1
#907 - You just bought yourself a whole lot of red thumbs sir. And no… 05/24/2012 on Shitstorm ahead 0
#888 - Some people agree, that's why it has more than 50 thumbs. You …  [+] (2 new replies) 05/24/2012 on Shitstorm ahead 0
#897 - heyyeyaaeyaaaeyaey (05/24/2012) [-]
You're arguing for pedophilia, your opinion in itself is illogical, and Queen sucks.
User avatar #907 - donkeyking (05/24/2012) [-]
You just bought yourself a whole lot of red thumbs sir. And no, my logic makes sense, you're just either a troll or an idiot, possibly both, so I'm not gonna sit you and convince you I'm right
#867 - I'm sure, that's why I've been getting so many thumbs  [+] (4 new replies) 05/24/2012 on Shitstorm ahead 0
#880 - heyyeyaaeyaaaeyaey (05/24/2012) [-]
Ya definitely bro, some people agree with your ridiculous opinion, so you must be right!
User avatar #888 - donkeyking (05/24/2012) [-]
Some people agree, that's why it has more than 50 thumbs. You disagree, you get tins of thumbs down. At this point, you're not going to give any more "logical," if you could call it that, arguments, so I'm done, and I think I won. And hey, if I'm wrong, I'm sure there'll be a kick ass party in hell, with Freddy Mercury as the entertainment and Niel Patrick Harris helping me get some poon.
#897 - heyyeyaaeyaaaeyaey (05/24/2012) [-]
You're arguing for pedophilia, your opinion in itself is illogical, and Queen sucks.
User avatar #907 - donkeyking (05/24/2012) [-]
You just bought yourself a whole lot of red thumbs sir. And no, my logic makes sense, you're just either a troll or an idiot, possibly both, so I'm not gonna sit you and convince you I'm right
#862 - I completely agree with you. If they could evaluate each case … 05/24/2012 on Shitstorm ahead 0
#847 - Just saying bro, not arguing, just stating my opinon  [+] (6 new replies) 05/24/2012 on Shitstorm ahead 0
#860 - heyyeyaaeyaaaeyaey (05/24/2012) [-]
Your opinion is stupid
User avatar #867 - donkeyking (05/24/2012) [-]
I'm sure, that's why I've been getting so many thumbs
#880 - heyyeyaaeyaaaeyaey (05/24/2012) [-]
Ya definitely bro, some people agree with your ridiculous opinion, so you must be right!
User avatar #888 - donkeyking (05/24/2012) [-]
Some people agree, that's why it has more than 50 thumbs. You disagree, you get tins of thumbs down. At this point, you're not going to give any more "logical," if you could call it that, arguments, so I'm done, and I think I won. And hey, if I'm wrong, I'm sure there'll be a kick ass party in hell, with Freddy Mercury as the entertainment and Niel Patrick Harris helping me get some poon.
#897 - heyyeyaaeyaaaeyaey (05/24/2012) [-]
You're arguing for pedophilia, your opinion in itself is illogical, and Queen sucks.
User avatar #907 - donkeyking (05/24/2012) [-]
You just bought yourself a whole lot of red thumbs sir. And no, my logic makes sense, you're just either a troll or an idiot, possibly both, so I'm not gonna sit you and convince you I'm right
#839 - Yeah, I get that. I'm just saying, sometimes someone who is 15… 05/24/2012 on Shitstorm ahead +1
#824 - So you think when you turn 18, you instantly become wise about…  [+] (9 new replies) 05/24/2012 on Shitstorm ahead 0
User avatar #891 - ultrarobbie (05/24/2012) [-]
Between 15-18, yes. But he's right; a child can't do that because they are too young to grasp it.
User avatar #841 - amantes (05/24/2012) [-]
Donkey... don't argue over this. You won't win. You'll only earn yourself red thumbs.
User avatar #847 - donkeyking (05/24/2012) [-]
Just saying bro, not arguing, just stating my opinon
#860 - heyyeyaaeyaaaeyaey (05/24/2012) [-]
Your opinion is stupid
User avatar #867 - donkeyking (05/24/2012) [-]
I'm sure, that's why I've been getting so many thumbs
#880 - heyyeyaaeyaaaeyaey (05/24/2012) [-]
Ya definitely bro, some people agree with your ridiculous opinion, so you must be right!
User avatar #888 - donkeyking (05/24/2012) [-]
Some people agree, that's why it has more than 50 thumbs. You disagree, you get tins of thumbs down. At this point, you're not going to give any more "logical," if you could call it that, arguments, so I'm done, and I think I won. And hey, if I'm wrong, I'm sure there'll be a kick ass party in hell, with Freddy Mercury as the entertainment and Niel Patrick Harris helping me get some poon.
#897 - heyyeyaaeyaaaeyaey (05/24/2012) [-]
You're arguing for pedophilia, your opinion in itself is illogical, and Queen sucks.
User avatar #907 - donkeyking (05/24/2012) [-]
You just bought yourself a whole lot of red thumbs sir. And no, my logic makes sense, you're just either a troll or an idiot, possibly both, so I'm not gonna sit you and convince you I'm right
#790 - Not exactly what I said. I personally am not attracted to chil…  [+] (2 new replies) 05/24/2012 on Shitstorm ahead +2
User avatar #854 - amantes (05/24/2012) [-]
Be more specific when you make dangerous statements. You scared me there for a moment.
#1148 - anonymous (05/25/2012) [-]
My opinion is that it goes as far as how sexually active the person is. A four, five, six year old, up to like, 9 or 10, is NOT sexually active or even aware half the time of what sex is.

But twelve year old girls these days... not saying I'm interested, but that they do try to push themselves into more "mature" relationships with older men. I wouldn't call a twelve year old and say, a 20 year old pedophilia if both parties fought for marriage/ and both expressed complete understanding of the commitment they were undertaking.

Some 12 year olds are remarkably mature, others are simply just sexually active by their own choice and so it's bound to happen, just like pregnancy among twelve year old parents. A fourty year old marrying one, however, is just creepy.
#778 - Well honestly, what exactly is wrong with it if is consensual?  [+] (15 new replies) 05/24/2012 on Shitstorm ahead +2
User avatar #856 - roninpenguin (05/24/2012) [-]
The issue comes from what is consensual. Consensual usually means that both parties know exactly what they are getting into when they agree to an action, in the case of Minors their decision making is impaired by the fact that they do not have enough life experience to truly understand what they are agreeing to.

Now I do understand that "18" is an arbitrary age and some people mature to a point of being consensual before that and some later than that, but when you are talking legality you need a base point and our society has deemed it to be "18" (depending on your state or country of residence).
User avatar #862 - donkeyking (05/24/2012) [-]
I completely agree with you. If they could evaluate each case personally, that would be what I think is good. Unfortunately, this can't really happen. I just think that in certain cases it should be okay, but they need the rule to be safe rather than sorry.
User avatar #822 - amantes (05/24/2012) [-]
This kind of debate has been had on other sites. One argument is that children can't understand long-term consequences of their actions. I don't recall the details, but I'm just saying you're opening yourself to shitstorms.
User avatar #839 - donkeyking (05/24/2012) [-]
Yeah, I get that. I'm just saying, sometimes someone who is 15 or 16 will be able to understand. Other times they can't. It's not like when you turn 18 you magically attain judgement, that just seems to be about an average age.
#819 - heyyeyaaeyaaaeyaey (05/24/2012) [-]
A child can't give informed consent, end of story.
User avatar #824 - donkeyking (05/24/2012) [-]
So you think when you turn 18, you instantly become wise about your decisions?
User avatar #891 - ultrarobbie (05/24/2012) [-]
Between 15-18, yes. But he's right; a child can't do that because they are too young to grasp it.
User avatar #841 - amantes (05/24/2012) [-]
Donkey... don't argue over this. You won't win. You'll only earn yourself red thumbs.
User avatar #847 - donkeyking (05/24/2012) [-]
Just saying bro, not arguing, just stating my opinon
#860 - heyyeyaaeyaaaeyaey (05/24/2012) [-]
Your opinion is stupid
User avatar #867 - donkeyking (05/24/2012) [-]
I'm sure, that's why I've been getting so many thumbs
#880 - heyyeyaaeyaaaeyaey (05/24/2012) [-]
Ya definitely bro, some people agree with your ridiculous opinion, so you must be right!
User avatar #888 - donkeyking (05/24/2012) [-]
Some people agree, that's why it has more than 50 thumbs. You disagree, you get tins of thumbs down. At this point, you're not going to give any more "logical," if you could call it that, arguments, so I'm done, and I think I won. And hey, if I'm wrong, I'm sure there'll be a kick ass party in hell, with Freddy Mercury as the entertainment and Niel Patrick Harris helping me get some poon.
#897 - heyyeyaaeyaaaeyaey (05/24/2012) [-]
You're arguing for pedophilia, your opinion in itself is illogical, and Queen sucks.
User avatar #907 - donkeyking (05/24/2012) [-]
You just bought yourself a whole lot of red thumbs sir. And no, my logic makes sense, you're just either a troll or an idiot, possibly both, so I'm not gonna sit you and convince you I'm right
#766 - Either way, what about Niel? 05/24/2012 on Shitstorm ahead 0
#761 - Yeah, I know it's a moot point, but I like making them look st… 05/24/2012 on Shitstorm ahead 0
#758 - 1) We don't live in a theocracy, so you can't base a law on re…  [+] (22 new replies) 05/24/2012 on Shitstorm ahead +12
#779 - heyyeyaaeyaaaeyaey (05/24/2012) [-]
>I think pedophilia is acceptable, now here are some reasons why you shouldn't hate gay people!
haha alright big guy
#1149 - anonymous (05/25/2012) [-]
Just shut the fuck up, you're not doing your argument any good.

You stated your opinion, it was shot down with logic, at this point you're just being a troll.
User avatar #790 - donkeyking (05/24/2012) [-]
Not exactly what I said. I personally am not attracted to children. I think it kinda weird to be honest. But love is love, no matter age, gender, or whatever. The only reason it is considered wrong is because of how often it is forced on the child. But if the child is old enough to understand and make their own decision, like 15 or 16, then there is really nothing wrong with it.
User avatar #854 - amantes (05/24/2012) [-]
Be more specific when you make dangerous statements. You scared me there for a moment.
#1148 - anonymous (05/25/2012) [-]
My opinion is that it goes as far as how sexually active the person is. A four, five, six year old, up to like, 9 or 10, is NOT sexually active or even aware half the time of what sex is.

But twelve year old girls these days... not saying I'm interested, but that they do try to push themselves into more "mature" relationships with older men. I wouldn't call a twelve year old and say, a 20 year old pedophilia if both parties fought for marriage/ and both expressed complete understanding of the commitment they were undertaking.

Some 12 year olds are remarkably mature, others are simply just sexually active by their own choice and so it's bound to happen, just like pregnancy among twelve year old parents. A fourty year old marrying one, however, is just creepy.
User avatar #769 - amantes (05/24/2012) [-]
#6... Why... you were doing SO well...
User avatar #778 - donkeyking (05/24/2012) [-]
Well honestly, what exactly is wrong with it if is consensual?
User avatar #856 - roninpenguin (05/24/2012) [-]
The issue comes from what is consensual. Consensual usually means that both parties know exactly what they are getting into when they agree to an action, in the case of Minors their decision making is impaired by the fact that they do not have enough life experience to truly understand what they are agreeing to.

Now I do understand that "18" is an arbitrary age and some people mature to a point of being consensual before that and some later than that, but when you are talking legality you need a base point and our society has deemed it to be "18" (depending on your state or country of residence).
User avatar #862 - donkeyking (05/24/2012) [-]
I completely agree with you. If they could evaluate each case personally, that would be what I think is good. Unfortunately, this can't really happen. I just think that in certain cases it should be okay, but they need the rule to be safe rather than sorry.
User avatar #822 - amantes (05/24/2012) [-]
This kind of debate has been had on other sites. One argument is that children can't understand long-term consequences of their actions. I don't recall the details, but I'm just saying you're opening yourself to shitstorms.
User avatar #839 - donkeyking (05/24/2012) [-]
Yeah, I get that. I'm just saying, sometimes someone who is 15 or 16 will be able to understand. Other times they can't. It's not like when you turn 18 you magically attain judgement, that just seems to be about an average age.
#819 - heyyeyaaeyaaaeyaey (05/24/2012) [-]
A child can't give informed consent, end of story.
User avatar #824 - donkeyking (05/24/2012) [-]
So you think when you turn 18, you instantly become wise about your decisions?
User avatar #891 - ultrarobbie (05/24/2012) [-]
Between 15-18, yes. But he's right; a child can't do that because they are too young to grasp it.
User avatar #841 - amantes (05/24/2012) [-]
Donkey... don't argue over this. You won't win. You'll only earn yourself red thumbs.
User avatar #847 - donkeyking (05/24/2012) [-]
Just saying bro, not arguing, just stating my opinon
#860 - heyyeyaaeyaaaeyaey (05/24/2012) [-]
Your opinion is stupid
User avatar #867 - donkeyking (05/24/2012) [-]
I'm sure, that's why I've been getting so many thumbs
#880 - heyyeyaaeyaaaeyaey (05/24/2012) [-]
Ya definitely bro, some people agree with your ridiculous opinion, so you must be right!
User avatar #888 - donkeyking (05/24/2012) [-]
Some people agree, that's why it has more than 50 thumbs. You disagree, you get tins of thumbs down. At this point, you're not going to give any more "logical," if you could call it that, arguments, so I'm done, and I think I won. And hey, if I'm wrong, I'm sure there'll be a kick ass party in hell, with Freddy Mercury as the entertainment and Niel Patrick Harris helping me get some poon.
#897 - heyyeyaaeyaaaeyaey (05/24/2012) [-]
You're arguing for pedophilia, your opinion in itself is illogical, and Queen sucks.
User avatar #907 - donkeyking (05/24/2012) [-]
You just bought yourself a whole lot of red thumbs sir. And no, my logic makes sense, you're just either a troll or an idiot, possibly both, so I'm not gonna sit you and convince you I'm right
#745 - Yes, thank you  [+] (1 new reply) 05/24/2012 on Shitstorm ahead +2
User avatar #749 - dyllygaf (05/24/2012) [-]
Yep :)

Thumbs for you too, since we pretty much said the same thing lol
#740 - People, read the image, not just the title 05/24/2012 on Shitstorm ahead +7
#737 - So you think that all people that are gay choose it because it…  [+] (4 new replies) 05/24/2012 on Shitstorm ahead +2
#764 - anonymous (05/24/2012) [-]
Wasn't Freddy bi? I could have sworn somebody told me that...
User avatar #766 - donkeyking (05/24/2012) [-]
Either way, what about Niel?
User avatar #750 - amantes (05/24/2012) [-]
Donkey... you're trying to reason with Anonymous.
User avatar #761 - donkeyking (05/24/2012) [-]
Yeah, I know it's a moot point, but I like making them look stupid when they try to argue back
#734 - Picture  [+] (61 new replies) 05/24/2012 on Shitstorm ahead +77
#747 - Kingsly (05/24/2012) [-]
Before thumbing this guy down open the damn image and read it.
#746 - heyyeyaaeyaaaeyaey (05/24/2012) [-]
Because its an affront to The Lord, spreads AIDS, and is just overall disgusting. You weren't given a dick so you put it in another guy.
And when people say they were born that way, ya, so are pedophiles! It would be a logical fallacy to claim one is and the other one inst. Normalization of faggots. Paving the way for the next abomination, legalized pedophilia. Is that what you want?
#890 - anonymous (05/24/2012) [-]
Successful troll is successful.
#878 - Badger (05/24/2012) [-]
So here's a hypothetical.

We can already implant electronic devices in the brains of paraplegics so that they can control robotic limbs remotely, so I don't think a full-fledged processor/memory is far off. Now, if an infant is almost instantly imbued with the total knowledge of humanity, then it is mentally mature, and should readily become psychologically mature (within a year or two). Now, this roughly 3 year-old is completely an adult in their minds, yet are not physically. I think that with these modifications to the contemporary human growth model, a 'child' should be fully able to decide for itself whether or not it wants to have sex with a physically mature individual.

TL;DR Babies get knowledge implants, grow a bit, give consent at 3 y/o, seems alright
#875 - hackapelite (05/24/2012) [-]
0/10
#844 - mathiw (05/24/2012) [-]
Except we position ourselfs agains pedophilia becuse almost ALL cases leads to emotional scars in the future, making the victim suffer for years if she/he can get over it.That doesn't happens in gay sex, becuse is supose to be between two grown men that know what they want.
#874 - heyyeyaaeyaaaeyaey (05/24/2012) [-]
Child molesters are overwhelmingly gay males
#920 - amantes (05/24/2012) [-]
As are a lot of Spongebob fans. You got something to say to Spongebob?
#842 - braedenclarkejanze (05/24/2012) [-]
I could tell by your name I wouldn't like you
#836 - petal (05/24/2012) [-]
If I was religious, I would ask my God to hand you a book.

Whether he beat you with it or taught you to read, would be his choice.
#806 - lessthanthreecmt (05/24/2012) [-]
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User avatar #863 - amantes (05/24/2012) [-]
I'm not sure how I feel about Rainbow Dash being used as a mascot like this...
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User avatar #1154 - amantes (05/25/2012) [-]
Do you have a source for this? It's hard for me to recognize her behind the glasses.
#1160 - gtxace has deleted their comment.
User avatar #1167 - amantes (05/25/2012) [-]
I don't think she is. I haven't red such a statement anywhere. Besides... I don't think she'd do that. It would raise too many questions.
#1168 - gtxace has deleted their comment.
User avatar #1169 - amantes (05/25/2012) [-]
Supportive, yes, but she wouldn't drag one of her own characters into it, especially after she clearly explained why none of RD's questionable "features" imply homosexuality.
#1170 - gtxace has deleted their comment.
User avatar #885 - hachigomo (05/24/2012) [-]
Tell me about it. It irks me a little bit. I have nothing against homosexuality but I really don't like the idea of Rainbow Dash being used like that. She used to be my favorite until bronies made a shit fit every time I pictured her as a straight pony.
User avatar #900 - amantes (05/24/2012) [-]
That's no reason to favor her any less! When I get mad at art, I simply ignore it because that's my own predisposition. But what the woman in the picture is doing is just wrong...
User avatar #1001 - hachigomo (05/24/2012) [-]
She is still my second fave. It just kind of sucks that I can't really use her for anything now without having someone go after my throat. =/
User avatar #846 - petal (05/24/2012) [-]
I don't even like ponies and I STILL thumbed you up.
#802 - anonymous (05/24/2012) [-]
Been browsing FJ for 8months, first time I felt the need to thumb down
User avatar #774 - garrettjacobsen (05/24/2012) [-]
I am going to shove my five inch dick into your ass.
And enjoy it.
User avatar #852 - petal (05/24/2012) [-]
lmfao... please find him and rape him.
#765 - rel (05/24/2012) [-]
#760 - ratf (05/24/2012) [-]
Fuck you
User avatar #758 - donkeyking (05/24/2012) [-]
1) We don't live in a theocracy, so you can't base a law on religion
2) Aids is spread through all sexual contact, not just gay.
3) Disgusting is an opinion, some people think certain foods are disgusting
4) You can't say why we were given a dick to do anything
5) People are born that way, so why should we criticize them for it?
6) Unfortunately, I think there is nothing wrong with certain forms of pedophilia. I think if it consensual between both parties, it should be legal. Unfortunately, so many pedophiles would rape the child then force them to say it was consensual for fear of their own safety, and they would get off scott free. SO it's a precautionary law for safety, so there really is no other choice. Meeting adjourned.
#779 - heyyeyaaeyaaaeyaey (05/24/2012) [-]
>I think pedophilia is acceptable, now here are some reasons why you shouldn't hate gay people!
haha alright big guy
#1149 - anonymous (05/25/2012) [-]
Just shut the fuck up, you're not doing your argument any good.

You stated your opinion, it was shot down with logic, at this point you're just being a troll.
User avatar #790 - donkeyking (05/24/2012) [-]
Not exactly what I said. I personally am not attracted to children. I think it kinda weird to be honest. But love is love, no matter age, gender, or whatever. The only reason it is considered wrong is because of how often it is forced on the child. But if the child is old enough to understand and make their own decision, like 15 or 16, then there is really nothing wrong with it.
User avatar #854 - amantes (05/24/2012) [-]
Be more specific when you make dangerous statements. You scared me there for a moment.
#1148 - anonymous (05/25/2012) [-]
My opinion is that it goes as far as how sexually active the person is. A four, five, six year old, up to like, 9 or 10, is NOT sexually active or even aware half the time of what sex is.

But twelve year old girls these days... not saying I'm interested, but that they do try to push themselves into more "mature" relationships with older men. I wouldn't call a twelve year old and say, a 20 year old pedophilia if both parties fought for marriage/ and both expressed complete understanding of the commitment they were undertaking.

Some 12 year olds are remarkably mature, others are simply just sexually active by their own choice and so it's bound to happen, just like pregnancy among twelve year old parents. A fourty year old marrying one, however, is just creepy.
User avatar #769 - amantes (05/24/2012) [-]
#6... Why... you were doing SO well...
User avatar #778 - donkeyking (05/24/2012) [-]
Well honestly, what exactly is wrong with it if is consensual?
User avatar #856 - roninpenguin (05/24/2012) [-]
The issue comes from what is consensual. Consensual usually means that both parties know exactly what they are getting into when they agree to an action, in the case of Minors their decision making is impaired by the fact that they do not have enough life experience to truly understand what they are agreeing to.

Now I do understand that "18" is an arbitrary age and some people mature to a point of being consensual before that and some later than that, but when you are talking legality you need a base point and our society has deemed it to be "18" (depending on your state or country of residence).
User avatar #862 - donkeyking (05/24/2012) [-]
I completely agree with you. If they could evaluate each case personally, that would be what I think is good. Unfortunately, this can't really happen. I just think that in certain cases it should be okay, but they need the rule to be safe rather than sorry.
User avatar #822 - amantes (05/24/2012) [-]
This kind of debate has been had on other sites. One argument is that children can't understand long-term consequences of their actions. I don't recall the details, but I'm just saying you're opening yourself to shitstorms.
User avatar #839 - donkeyking (05/24/2012) [-]
Yeah, I get that. I'm just saying, sometimes someone who is 15 or 16 will be able to understand. Other times they can't. It's not like when you turn 18 you magically attain judgement, that just seems to be about an average age.
#819 - heyyeyaaeyaaaeyaey (05/24/2012) [-]
A child can't give informed consent, end of story.
User avatar #824 - donkeyking (05/24/2012) [-]
So you think when you turn 18, you instantly become wise about your decisions?
User avatar #891 - ultrarobbie (05/24/2012) [-]
Between 15-18, yes. But he's right; a child can't do that because they are too young to grasp it.
User avatar #841 - amantes (05/24/2012) [-]
Donkey... don't argue over this. You won't win. You'll only earn yourself red thumbs.
User avatar #847 - donkeyking (05/24/2012) [-]
Just saying bro, not arguing, just stating my opinon
#860 - heyyeyaaeyaaaeyaey (05/24/2012) [-]
Your opinion is stupid
User avatar #867 - donkeyking (05/24/2012) [-]
I'm sure, that's why I've been getting so many thumbs
#880 - heyyeyaaeyaaaeyaey (05/24/2012) [-]
Ya definitely bro, some people agree with your ridiculous opinion, so you must be right!
User avatar #888 - donkeyking (05/24/2012) [-]
Some people agree, that's why it has more than 50 thumbs. You disagree, you get tins of thumbs down. At this point, you're not going to give any more "logical," if you could call it that, arguments, so I'm done, and I think I won. And hey, if I'm wrong, I'm sure there'll be a kick ass party in hell, with Freddy Mercury as the entertainment and Niel Patrick Harris helping me get some poon.
#897 - heyyeyaaeyaaaeyaey (05/24/2012) [-]
You're arguing for pedophilia, your opinion in itself is illogical, and Queen sucks.
User avatar #907 - donkeyking (05/24/2012) [-]
You just bought yourself a whole lot of red thumbs sir. And no, my logic makes sense, you're just either a troll or an idiot, possibly both, so I'm not gonna sit you and convince you I'm right
User avatar #753 - vikingfaen (05/24/2012) [-]
Then why the fuck does the male gender have its G-spot up its ass?
#762 - anonymous (05/24/2012) [-]
well somebody has taken it too far...
User avatar #772 - vikingfaen (05/24/2012) [-]
Bitches better know.
#767 - dramakid (05/24/2012) [-]
...in his ass
User avatar #741 - dyllygaf (05/24/2012) [-]
Okay, to the person who thumbed this guy down, did you even read what's in his picture? It's called sarcasm

God they really need a sarcasm font for the internet
#810 - Salamenceco (05/24/2012) [-]
It's a satire :3
User avatar #745 - donkeyking (05/24/2012) [-]
Yes, thank you
User avatar #749 - dyllygaf (05/24/2012) [-]
Yep :)

Thumbs for you too, since we pretty much said the same thing lol
User avatar #740 - donkeyking (05/24/2012) [-]
People, read the image, not just the title
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#29 - hatebread (08/15/2012) [-]
YOUR A DUMBASS!!! GO DIE IN A HOLE!!!
User avatar #30 to #29 - donkeyking (08/15/2012) [-]
Love you too :D
#28 - thecatholic (03/04/2012) [-]
i love your avatar.
i love your avatar.
User avatar #24 - baconpwnage (08/04/2011) [-]
op has not delivered yet
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rofl, he still hasn't.
I'm not even sure as to why I wanna see him eat **** ,
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User avatar #22 - JJrules (08/04/2011) [-]
Someone gets trips

Better eat my own ****
User avatar #16 - ZombeCyd (08/04/2011) [-]
I added and subscribed to you just to see if you'll post the vid. I may even screencap the convo...
User avatar #21 to #16 - rainbowcup (08/04/2011) [-]
Same here....
User avatar #18 to #16 - omeganoob (08/04/2011) [-]
Seconded.
User avatar #20 to #18 - ZombeCyd (08/04/2011) [-]
lol
User avatar #17 to #16 - donkeyking (08/04/2011) [-]
someone already did
User avatar #19 to #17 - ZombeCyd (08/04/2011) [-]
Well now you have to.
User avatar #26 to #19 - donkeyking (08/05/2011) [-]
i knowmy camera sucks, so im still trying to upload.
User avatar #8 - donkeyking (04/04/2011) [-]
hi

are you the person that posts gay furry
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User avatar #10 to #9 - donkeyking (04/04/2011) [-]
yes you ******* do.\

could you post some. or better yet a gay furry comic? im bi and i wanted to see if gay furry was good
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User avatar #12 to #11 - donkeyking (04/04/2011) [-]
because you want to be
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User avatar #14 to #13 - donkeyking (04/04/2011) [-]
thanks
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#2 - anonymous (11/04/2010) [-]
Guess what you are a ******* ******
User avatar #4 to #2 - donkeyking (04/02/2011) [-]
who are you anyway, and why call me a ******
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User avatar #7 to #5 - donkeyking (04/04/2011) [-]
i did
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whoe are you, and why dont you have the balls to say this ith your account?
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