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#124 - I know, and that looks kinda like a ghoul... but more fucked up 06/16/2012 on hagravens 0
#58 - Bitch please, I died three times and I'm STILL here (… 06/16/2012 on David Blaine -3
#83 - Waitwaitwait- Moira? Moira Brown? When she exploded she went t…  [+] (2 new replies) 06/16/2012 on hagravens +5
User avatar #95 - kalthorak (06/16/2012) [-]
Actually, if you blow up megaton, she will turn into a ghoul.
User avatar #124 - donkeyking (06/16/2012) [-]
I know, and that looks kinda like a ghoul... but more fucked up
#109 - It's called Wreck-It Ralph, and it has John C Reilly, Sarah Si… 06/16/2012 on Cocaine Ralph 0
#34 - So... basically every character ever? And Sandy's not really i… 06/15/2012 on Spongebob vs. Rocko's... +2
#177 - Extremely old, repost, if you haven't seen this by now you jus…  [+] (1 new reply) 06/15/2012 on Worth the read +3
#180 - N. Korean citizen (06/15/2012) [-]
Oh look, you memorized the internet.

This isn't 4chan, you can't inb4 and/or greentext.
#28 - At least Butthead looks semi possible. Beavis... dear god Beavis... 06/13/2012 on What if they were real?? +2
#240 - I personally liked it. Te only things I didn't like were how h… 06/10/2012 on The Last Airbender Trivia 0
#780 - No, that's why there's a section for porn.  [+] (1 new reply) 06/10/2012 on Of Mice and Men 0
User avatar #782 - dickbut (06/10/2012) [-]
but bro, it's on FUNNYjunk.
#234 - So basically, like 90% of the people who "hate" it, …  [+] (2 new replies) 06/10/2012 on The Last Airbender Trivia +2
User avatar #235 - mahaiz (06/10/2012) [-]
I don't have any opinions on it actually, I suppose you could say I am on the wagon.
User avatar #238 - noblexfenrir (06/10/2012) [-]
You literally just said it's an abomination of the original show. Just watch the movie that way you can actually formulate an opinion.
#231 - But what about it exactly was so bad?  [+] (4 new replies) 06/10/2012 on The Last Airbender Trivia +1
User avatar #233 - mahaiz (06/10/2012) [-]
I've never actually seen the movie, but from what others have been saying, it was because of the actors and the way the movie portrayed the original show.
User avatar #234 - donkeyking (06/10/2012) [-]
So basically, like 90% of the people who "hate" it, you're just jumping on the bandwagon?
User avatar #235 - mahaiz (06/10/2012) [-]
I don't have any opinions on it actually, I suppose you could say I am on the wagon.
User avatar #238 - noblexfenrir (06/10/2012) [-]
You literally just said it's an abomination of the original show. Just watch the movie that way you can actually formulate an opinion.
#762 - Actually, some stuff on fucking-science is funny. And I hate t… 06/10/2012 on Of Mice and Men 0
#225 - I don't really like Avatar, but can someone please explain to …  [+] (17 new replies) 06/10/2012 on The Last Airbender Trivia 0
User avatar #276 - foolsgambit (06/10/2012) [-]
The fact that it was dull as hell was reason enough for me to classify it as bad. I could barely stay in my seat.
User avatar #241 - supername (06/10/2012) [-]
supposing the movie exists and supposing I saw it out of curiosity here is a list of all the things wrong with the film:
1.) Uncle Iroh is russian, prince zuko is indian, the father is Indian.
2.) the fire benders can't bend without fire while in the show they can.
3.) the portrayel for every character was done wrong and was a huge disapointment.
4.) sokka wasn't funny or useful
5.) everything else
User avatar #248 - foreseeker (06/10/2012) [-]
I disagree with No 2. Now fix me if im wrong but Iroh, Zuko and all the grunts i have seen in the anime can blast a fireball out of their hands meaning that they dont necesseraly need fire to bend
User avatar #253 - supername (06/10/2012) [-]
Let me clarify in the show they can bend fire like you said from their fist and breathe it from their mouth and etc however in the movie they cannot bend fire without it already preexisting in their surrounding.
User avatar #251 - graenko (06/10/2012) [-]
he is talking about the movie where they needed to have fire next to them to do bending
User avatar #254 - supername (06/10/2012) [-]
thank-you for clarifying for me
User avatar #252 - foreseeker (06/10/2012) [-]
oops my bad... sorry
User avatar #247 - graenko (06/10/2012) [-]
they also called him the ohvator instead of avatar
User avatar #243 - supername (06/10/2012) [-]
oh and the acting was really bad as well
User avatar #236 - mrblueftw (06/10/2012) [-]
Because in the show aang is so happy sokka is sarcastic but in the movie aang is so serious sokka is boring. personally i watched it and disliked it but either way 319 million dollars in so bad.
User avatar #240 - donkeyking (06/10/2012) [-]
I personally liked it. Te only things I didn't like were how he tried to fit the whole thing into 1 movie so it was extremely long, and the race switch. Other than that I kinda liked it.
User avatar #228 - mahaiz (06/10/2012) [-]
An abomination of the original show.
User avatar #231 - donkeyking (06/10/2012) [-]
But what about it exactly was so bad?
User avatar #233 - mahaiz (06/10/2012) [-]
I've never actually seen the movie, but from what others have been saying, it was because of the actors and the way the movie portrayed the original show.
User avatar #234 - donkeyking (06/10/2012) [-]
So basically, like 90% of the people who "hate" it, you're just jumping on the bandwagon?
User avatar #235 - mahaiz (06/10/2012) [-]
I don't have any opinions on it actually, I suppose you could say I am on the wagon.
User avatar #238 - noblexfenrir (06/10/2012) [-]
You literally just said it's an abomination of the original show. Just watch the movie that way you can actually formulate an opinion.
#759 - I read it in my freshman year of high school. And again, t's F…  [+] (3 new replies) 06/10/2012 on Of Mice and Men -5
User avatar #774 - dickbut (06/10/2012) [-]
By that logic all of the porn in NSFW has to be hilarious.
User avatar #780 - donkeyking (06/10/2012) [-]
No, that's why there's a section for porn.
User avatar #782 - dickbut (06/10/2012) [-]
but bro, it's on FUNNYjunk.
#757 - I've read the book. I get what it's referencing. But this is F…  [+] (2 new replies) 06/10/2012 on Of Mice and Men -3
#761 - N. Korean citizen (06/10/2012) [-]
Neither is anything on the fucking boobs, fucking science, or any other of the "fucking" channels. Put up or shut up.
User avatar #762 - donkeyking (06/10/2012) [-]
Actually, some stuff on fucking-science is funny. And I hate the fucking-boobs channel, it's retarded
#749 - I don't understand why this is on the front page... It's not f…  [+] (10 new replies) 06/10/2012 on Of Mice and Men -18
User avatar #755 - dickbut (06/10/2012) [-]
actually you usually read this between sophomore and Senior Year in highschool. so not really a little kid... Also it doesn't have to be recent. I mean take for instance some of the Feel pics about scooby doo, or Courage the cowardly dog. I haven't seen an episode of either since like 2004.
User avatar #759 - donkeyking (06/10/2012) [-]
I read it in my freshman year of high school. And again, t's FUNNYjunk, this isn't at all funny.
User avatar #774 - dickbut (06/10/2012) [-]
By that logic all of the porn in NSFW has to be hilarious.
User avatar #780 - donkeyking (06/10/2012) [-]
No, that's why there's a section for porn.
User avatar #782 - dickbut (06/10/2012) [-]
but bro, it's on FUNNYjunk.
User avatar #754 - cupotruth (06/10/2012) [-]
yeah people should really stop expecting you to be properly educated
#797 - N. Korean citizen (06/10/2012) [-]
*Joins winning side of argument for the thumbs.
User avatar #757 - donkeyking (06/10/2012) [-]
I've read the book. I get what it's referencing. But this is FUNNYjunk, this sin't at all funny.
#761 - N. Korean citizen (06/10/2012) [-]
Neither is anything on the fucking boobs, fucking science, or any other of the "fucking" channels. Put up or shut up.
User avatar #762 - donkeyking (06/10/2012) [-]
Actually, some stuff on fucking-science is funny. And I hate the fucking-boobs channel, it's retarded
#591 - I don't quite understand what you're saying. Almost every wii … 06/07/2012 on E3 in a nutshell 0
#590 - I say cookie cutter as in, almost every nintendo game that com… 06/07/2012 on E3 in a nutshell -1
#185 - Except not really. All nintendo is doing is releasing more coo…  [+] (11 new replies) 06/06/2012 on E3 in a nutshell -14
#512 - aerius (06/06/2012) [-]
Cookie cutter? Nintendo busts their ass making all these new control methods and original consoles and you call them cookie cutter? Also Kinect is a miserable failure that still doesn't actually work. You're one ignorant little fucker i'll tell you what.
User avatar #590 - donkeyking (06/07/2012) [-]
I say cookie cutter as in, almost every nintendo game that comes out that people praise is Mario or Zelda. Mario and Zelda haven't had an original game in an extremely long time.
User avatar #245 - forevertrombone (06/06/2012) [-]
You are so far up your own asshole that I can't even explain to you how wrong you are.
#218 - ikza (06/06/2012) [-]
"Good games" , then you say "Wii is shit"

MFW
User avatar #591 - donkeyking (06/07/2012) [-]
I don't quite understand what you're saying. Almost every wii game falls into 1 of 4 categories- Mario, Racing, Minigames, and shit. (Note, I said almost)
User avatar #217 - peopleonfire (06/06/2012) [-]
I agree with you man. I used to be a huge nintendo fan. Nintendo's were the only consoles I had for years and I was blinded from being a fan boy to believe other consoles were better. In 2008 I got an xbox and have rarely played my wii since. The games on wii are just meh in comparison. Yeah they can be fun but when you want amazing stories, epic moments the wii doesn't have that many games with that. I used to love mario and zelda but now I'm just getting bored to tears of them. I didn't even finish skyward sword because it was just same old zelda. The new mario games are the same too, The new super mario bros trailer.... you can turn things into gold coins it's amazing!... great. I'm not saying nintendo are shit, they make amazing games, it's just they're not exciting to me anymore it's the same old stuff.
User avatar #508 - aerius (06/06/2012) [-]
I've only played My Wii of the three for years because nearly every PS360 game has a superior PC version.
#216 - N. Korean citizen (06/06/2012) [-]
FOOL, Nintendo Is GOD
#209 - N. Korean citizen (06/06/2012) [-]
Xenoblade Chronicles. 'Nuff said.
#198 - glasgowrangers (06/06/2012) [-]
No one is telling you to buy it lol

Why don't you let people decide what they think are "good games" and you play what you want to.

I love Mario games and Zelda Twilight Princess must be one of my all time favourite games
#194 - N. Korean citizen (06/06/2012) [-]
I had a wii. The only good game i found for it was super smash bros brawl. I sold the Wii, bought a ps3. Got into CoD and God of War. PSN blows. Sold it, got an Xbox 360. Cod, Gears of War, and Xbox Live is good. Microsoft=Win.
#208 - I think I just came a little  [+] (1 new reply) 06/04/2012 on New Idea +3
#210 - alexanderisme (06/04/2012) [-]
I did the same when i heard
#210 - (It's an old joke from 4chan)  [+] (4 new replies) 06/04/2012 on Legend of Zelda comp -2
User avatar #211 - novastroyer (06/04/2012) [-]
**novastroyer rolled a random comment #5598147 posted by luck at FJ Pony Thread ** :
That's what I thought, why do people complain about how much of a newfag people are, then don't help them to stop being a newfag

Shit's bonkers, yo
#263 - zombieloan (06/09/2012) [-]
**zombieloan rolled a random image posted in comment #2 at The fucks this youtube **
User avatar #232 - ofmiceandmen (06/05/2012) [-]
that's actually a pretty relevant roll
#226 - multednipple (06/04/2012) [-]
#179 - Is black ops 2 gonna have zombies? It's the only reason I stil…  [+] (3 new replies) 06/04/2012 on New Idea +6
#205 - alexanderisme (06/04/2012) [-]
8 player zombies
User avatar #208 - donkeyking (06/04/2012) [-]
I think I just came a little
#210 - alexanderisme (06/04/2012) [-]
I did the same when i heard
#205 - You guys... What if Zelda was a girl...?  [+] (6 new replies) 06/04/2012 on Legend of Zelda comp -2
#208 - novastroyer (06/04/2012) [-]
User avatar #210 - donkeyking (06/04/2012) [-]
(It's an old joke from 4chan)
User avatar #211 - novastroyer (06/04/2012) [-]
**novastroyer rolled a random comment #5598147 posted by luck at FJ Pony Thread ** :
That's what I thought, why do people complain about how much of a newfag people are, then don't help them to stop being a newfag

Shit's bonkers, yo
#263 - zombieloan (06/09/2012) [-]
**zombieloan rolled a random image posted in comment #2 at The fucks this youtube **
User avatar #232 - ofmiceandmen (06/05/2012) [-]
that's actually a pretty relevant roll
#226 - multednipple (06/04/2012) [-]
#66 - Again, you can still do 18 months. I kind of understand what y…  [+] (2 new replies) 06/04/2012 on Logic.... -2
#78 - N. Korean citizen (06/04/2012) [-]
But if you've got weak willpower, the only factor keeping you from quitting is your will. Paying $10 a month means the only factor is your desire to be in shape vs. your desire to be lazy. Paying $200 for 18 months means you've got your desire to be in shape and your desire to not waste a lot of money vs desire to be lazy. It gives you more of a reason to stay.
User avatar #81 - fauxshores (06/04/2012) [-]
This actually makes sense. Im fat and lazy and i would want my money's worth.
#62 - That still makes no sense  [+] (5 new replies) 06/04/2012 on Logic.... -3
User avatar #93 - adunsaveme (06/04/2012) [-]
What's not to get? people spend more so they're more inclined to finish it so their money isn't wasted. it isn't a difficult concept.
#64 - nakee (06/04/2012) [-]
with the 200$ program, you are forced to finish the 18months because you already paid for it, unlike the 10$ one where you could stop paying in any month you want
User avatar #66 - donkeyking (06/04/2012) [-]
Again, you can still do 18 months. I kind of understand what you are saying, but there's no point on paying 20 dollars extra to not quit, if you're gonna quit you would quit either way
#78 - N. Korean citizen (06/04/2012) [-]
But if you've got weak willpower, the only factor keeping you from quitting is your will. Paying $10 a month means the only factor is your desire to be in shape vs. your desire to be lazy. Paying $200 for 18 months means you've got your desire to be in shape and your desire to not waste a lot of money vs desire to be lazy. It gives you more of a reason to stay.
User avatar #81 - fauxshores (06/04/2012) [-]
This actually makes sense. Im fat and lazy and i would want my money's worth.
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#29 - hatebread (08/15/2012) [-]
YOUR A DUMBASS!!! GO DIE IN A HOLE!!!
User avatar #30 to #29 - donkeyking (08/15/2012) [-]
Love you too :D
#28 - thecatholic (03/04/2012) [-]
i love your avatar.
i love your avatar.
User avatar #24 - baconpwnage (08/04/2011) [-]
op has not delivered yet
User avatar #27 to #24 - rainbowcup (08/07/2011) [-]
rofl, he still hasn't.
I'm not even sure as to why I wanna see him eat shit,
User avatar #23 - originaltroll **User deleted account** (08/04/2011) [-]
fucking do it faggot
User avatar #22 - JJrules (08/04/2011) [-]
Someone gets trips

Better eat my own shit
User avatar #16 - ZombeCyd (08/04/2011) [-]
I added and subscribed to you just to see if you'll post the vid. I may even screencap the convo...
User avatar #21 to #16 - rainbowcup (08/04/2011) [-]
Same here....
User avatar #18 to #16 - omeganoob (08/04/2011) [-]
Seconded.
User avatar #20 to #18 - ZombeCyd (08/04/2011) [-]
lol
User avatar #17 to #16 - donkeyking (08/04/2011) [-]
someone already did
User avatar #19 to #17 - ZombeCyd (08/04/2011) [-]
Well now you have to.
User avatar #26 to #19 - donkeyking (08/05/2011) [-]
i knowmy camera sucks, so im still trying to upload.
User avatar #8 - donkeyking (04/04/2011) [-]
hi

are you the person that posts gay furry
#9 to #8 - ReptarMuffin **User deleted account** (04/04/2011) [-]
I sometime post G furry

BTW I own your comment virginity
User avatar #10 to #9 - donkeyking (04/04/2011) [-]
yes you fucking do.\

could you post some. or better yet a gay furry comic? im bi and i wanted to see if gay furry was good
#11 to #10 - ReptarMuffin **User deleted account** (04/04/2011) [-]
D: im scared and why am I chained up
User avatar #12 to #11 - donkeyking (04/04/2011) [-]
because you want to be
User avatar #13 to #12 - ReptarMuffin **User deleted account** (04/04/2011) [-]
User avatar #14 to #13 - donkeyking (04/04/2011) [-]
thanks
#15 to #14 - ReptarMuffin **User deleted account** (04/04/2011) [-]
User avatar #6 - ReptarMuffin **User deleted account** (04/04/2011) [-]
HI
#2 - N. Korean citizen (11/04/2010) [-]
Guess what you are a fucking faggot
User avatar #4 to #2 - donkeyking (04/02/2011) [-]
who are you anyway, and why call me a faggot
User avatar #5 to #4 - ReptarMuffin **User deleted account** (04/04/2011) [-]
just block his IP
User avatar #7 to #5 - donkeyking (04/04/2011) [-]
i did
User avatar #3 to #2 - donkeyking (11/05/2010) [-]
whoe are you, and why dont you have the balls to say this ith your account?
#1 - N. Korean citizen (11/04/2010) [-]
faggot
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