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User avatar #1063 - weinerdick (02/20/2015) [-]
go back for conflict of interest?
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#44 - The only reason I would see a mother as more fit for care is j…  [+] (4 new replies) 02/08/2015 on Equality +6
#45 - aperturepony (02/09/2015) [-]
'Tis true what you have been informed. The breastmilk contains antibodies, which are produced from Cytotoxic T cells that attack the infection. The antibodies are specific to the disease in question, and the weak acidic conditions of the babies stomach aren't strong enough to denature (Damage) them upon ingestion
#47 - xxitzchubbsxx (02/09/2015) [-]
Hang on so a baby will be more immune to a disease that the mother has?
Because women getting ill for thousands of years with diseases we still got now so how that work?
User avatar #49 - aperturepony (02/09/2015) [-]
It's not guaranteed, it's still possible for the antibodies to be denatured, and the mothers own immunity may be weakened by time.

A good example is the TB shot we use to have back here in the UK. You'd have a small needle first, to see if there was a reaction. Some children's arms swelled red, meaning their mothers immunity had passed on. Those who's arms were unaffected didn't have immunity, so they had to take the full vaccination of about 24 needles
#48 - xxitzchubbsxx (02/09/2015) [-]
I worded that wrong. Immune to a disease that the mother has had previously and built up immune system too etc.
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User avatar #14 - goldfangz (01/11/2015) [-]
idk some stuff but can i still play?
User avatar #15 to #14 - dongers ONLINE (01/11/2015) [-]
Sure, just tell me your myth weavers username so i can add you to the campaign. Make a level 9 with 32 point buy. If you havn't used point buy google it and there are calculators (make sure you use a 3.5 one.)
User avatar #17 to #15 - goldfangz (01/11/2015) [-]

these are the limitations and some choices, right? the rules or what you call it
User avatar #18 to #17 - dongers ONLINE (01/11/2015) [-]
Yes you can use the stuff there but I'm not allowing psionics as I personally havn't done enough with it to DM it.
User avatar #19 to #18 - goldfangz (01/11/2015) [-]

but i do have to set things like height and age?
User avatar #20 to #19 - dongers ONLINE (01/11/2015) [-]
I would prefer if you did add those kind of things but don't worry about it all that much, just throw a number up there that is about right.
Also add your character sheet to the campaign.
User avatar #22 to #20 - goldfangz (01/11/2015) [-]
and feats and certain combat mechanics
User avatar #23 to #22 - dongers ONLINE (01/11/2015) [-]
Feats are gained at first level and every multiple of 3 levels (1,3,6,etc) you have 36000gp to spend on your character (but no single item can cost more than 9000gp) you can find equpiment to buy in the srd or the various 3.5 edition books (which you can google most of them)
User avatar #24 to #23 - goldfangz (01/11/2015) [-]
so i can have .....3 random feats and 36000 dinero worth of stuff but no item can cost more then 9000 shmeggles and has to be up to code with 3.5
User avatar #25 to #24 - dongers ONLINE (01/11/2015) [-]
3 feats that you have the prerequisite for and I would suggest armor and a weapon to start you off with your moola, which you can get magically enchanted.
User avatar #26 to #25 - goldfangz (01/11/2015) [-]
can i die of starvation?
User avatar #27 to #26 - dongers ONLINE (01/11/2015) [-]
Yes, after a few days of not eating you will start taking nonleathal damage until you pass out, if you arn't force fed after a while you die. While taking nonleathal damage your physical stats take damage.
User avatar #28 to #27 - goldfangz (01/11/2015) [-]
do you have a link to where i can see item prices?

i feel like the link i have now has items that are waaaay too cheap
User avatar #29 to #28 - dongers ONLINE (01/11/2015) [-]
Are you familiar with pdfs? Either way look up dungeon masters guide (Yes it is for DMs but it does have very good items in it, just look in the index) theres also magic item compendium that has some good items in it. Just remember to not buy any items that are in the artifacts section.

For looking up dungeons masters guide or any other 3.5 book just enter in google "dnd 3.5" and the book name so like "dnd 3.5 dungeons masters guide" and in any decent web browser you will see it just fine.
User avatar #30 to #29 - goldfangz (01/11/2015) [-]
aight if i did errything right i should have 15 grand left to buy random stuff like food
User avatar #31 to #30 - dongers ONLINE (01/11/2015) [-]
On myth weavers on the homepage on the top right next to your username should be an envelope, click it and check my message inviting you to my game. After that go to the screen right before going into your character sheet and click to the right of it where it says ad to game and add it please.
User avatar #32 to #31 - goldfangz (01/11/2015) [-]
im in your room but cant see character sheet
User avatar #33 to #32 - dongers ONLINE (01/11/2015) [-]
Hover over sheets and then click sheets index. New sheet near the top right and name the sheet whatever and click D&D 3.5 from the dropdown. Thats your character sheet
User avatar #34 to #33 - goldfangz (01/11/2015) [-]
User avatar #35 to #34 - dongers ONLINE (01/11/2015) [-]
Now on your list of character sheets to the right of the name of your character sheet should be "add to game" click that and select "FJ Dongers"
User avatar #36 to #35 - goldfangz (01/11/2015) [-]
User avatar #21 to #20 - goldfangz (01/11/2015) [-]
i got the personal info for my guy

but how does equipment work?
User avatar #16 to #15 - goldfangz (01/11/2015) [-]
User avatar #13 - Byte (06/25/2014) [-]
Dongers! raise them high!
Raise your dongers to the sky!
Fleshy, veiny. vast, oh my!
Dongers so glorious, feminists cry!
User avatar #12 - soundofwinter ONLINE (06/24/2014) [-]
**** you
User avatar #10 - spongeychicken (06/19/2014) [-]
wait my dad sed u r gay is that true?
User avatar #11 to #10 - dongers ONLINE (06/19/2014) [-]
lier, you dont have a dad
User avatar #8 - alexanderburns ONLINE (07/08/2013) [-]
Excuse me, I've been told by Timmietim to rub you.
User avatar #4 - therealsuperderpy (07/05/2013) [-]
User avatar #1 - phanact (07/05/2013) [-]
User avatar #2 to #1 - dongers ONLINE (07/05/2013) [-]
User avatar #3 to #2 - phanact (07/05/2013) [-]
who b u
User avatar #5 to #3 - dongers ONLINE (07/05/2013) [-]
a nobody that got lucky with a username
User avatar #6 to #5 - phanact (07/05/2013) [-]
On the internet, we'll all nobodies
User avatar #7 to #6 - dongers ONLINE (07/05/2013) [-]
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