who's the pornstar*

it's based on a real picture you degenerate

his pictures are literally based on real pictures. how dense are you?

>you can't trace a picture and redraw certain aspects of it

you fucking moron. did your mother drop you on the head as a child?

I would like to ask you the same thing

because it is. why are you so fucking stupid? you're making a complete moron of yourself, it is literally based on a real picture from a real fucking video. who fucking taught you to use a computer, you pathetic, limp-wristed fucktarded cuntswap?

except it does you pathetic manlet midget-fistfucking retard. why are you so ardent on being a complete and utter retard who denies obvious facts? it's obviously a trace. please go play in traffic you literal 6-year-old mongoloid

you are literally human garbage. it's a picture that is based on a real phot. why must you bring down the IQ of this site by denying this fact of life? are you so daft that you want to rewrite the facts that are? you're a low-iq subhuman niggerfaggot who probably has aids.

it's a trace. you degenerate

literally go murder yourself and your whole family. it is a real picture. why do you not want to accept this? you must be mentally deficient or something. do you have brain damage from all of the jenkem you've snorted you pathetic fishfucker? also, you can't use "your" and "you're" correctly. how do you expect anyone to take you seriously, you literal cuckold?

you're just upset i won the debate. how dumb are you exactly to think that i'm wrong? i'm obviously right. the only people that support you are people just as mentally disabled as you. look at you, you're pathetic. why are you even alive?

well that all just sort of happened

lol

Please stop, you're embarrassing yourself.

no

In my experience with cursed items, they have better stats or effects that make it tempting to equip them early on.

Then you find out that it's cursed, you can't unequip it, and you constantly lose HP until you die, keep chugging pots, get the item removed by an enchanter, or get it exorcised. Last option often making it even more powerful, but with no bad things.

I like that idea, kinda like how Percy jackson's sword worked. But a cursed weapon needs some sort of balance, for each negative a positive. so maybe a +2 or +4 to hit evil creatures. or undead, (Up to DM) it could give a stat as well or something along the lines. make it useable after applying the curses and such

aside from the bigoron sword, not much else

Well, cursed is cursed for a reason. I don't think it needs many positives but we may just be arguing differences of the norm for different verisons. In dnd 3.5 cursed items are usually an entirely bad thing and you just don't realize it at first

In my experience with cursed items, they have better stats or effects that make it tempting to equip them early on.

Then you find out that it's cursed, you can't unequip it, and you constantly lose HP until you die, keep chugging pots, get the item removed by an enchanter, or get it exorcised. Last option often making it even more powerful, but with no bad things.

I may disagree with this. It works, it's good advice, but I disagree.

As a DM, you should never make anything about your campaigns 'unfun', and you ESPECIALLY shouldn't do it by being meta. That's a good way to have your players think you're a passive-agressive egotistical asshole.

Full explanation over here >>#57

Hey Ashderf. If I might give some advice, I'd be wary of everyone saying that you should make being Link as unfun as possible, since it would kind of eliminate the purpose of playing a roleplay game, what with it supposed to be done in the name of fun for everyone, so with that please don't turn into one of those killer GM's or the ones who try to make it the GM vs the players. Since at that point you might as well just tell him no to the idea of being link and save the guy no doubt at least an hour of character generating.

As for my advice if you don't mind him being in the game, just let him be Link but make up some homebrew crap, he wants a "Master sword" make him earn that shit, it was hardly ever handed to Link, he wants a couple goddesses, what's the problem with that? Just make it just as annoying to win their favor as any other god. He wants to be mute, then let him live with that with all it's downsides, force him to be creative in how he communicates since shrieking and pointing probably won't get much across. As for inventory weight limits, then just play it fair and let him have a bag of holding (Assuming this is a dnd setting for your game) assuming he can afford one. If you don't want his elf being a 3 year old in elf terms then just say that when he gets the master sword that "it rabidly ages the user by a couple hundred years and that's why only he could use it yadda yada" and if you want it to be balanced for early play make it to where it starts in a nerfed state and have him have to go on some side quests to restore it's power. And so on. And as for his BBEG Gannon, just have him be a miniboss sidequest, like a bandit leader with ambitions of ruling the world.

Oh and if you don't like him rushing ahead of the party, like Dongers said. TRAPS! AMBUSHES! Swarm encounters! Save or die spells for those STR mcCON SCORE players. Just make it sort of essential after a while to be in a group.

make the Master sword a cursed Item that only deals a set damage against a set unit type eg. Undead, human. The curse will involve a few things, Mute will be one, so he cannot make a single sound not even the hyaah bit. The sword will talk, and that will be DM, making a suggestion (Not always helpful, like lead the party to traps, or goodies) that way it will always be an uncertainty with the group. it will also deal the same amount of damage as the average of the party's melee weapon stats eg, Rogue uses a dagger, paladin uses a mace, and fighter uses a sword, combine and divide that damage, that way it gets the party to decide if he is useful in combat or not. and final curse. whatever the sword suggests, he is forced to follow it. if not, he has to role an intelligence check (Don't tell him this ahead of time. Tell him after he gets the item and rolls his stats) This way, you can make an interesting side story that can involve the entire group.I am more than willing to spitball more ideas if need be. or completely ignore this, entirely up to you

I like the idea of the curse doing specific things, but instead of making him mute have the sword be made by a chaotic evil bard. When you pick up the sword you are told to make a perform check, the entire time you hold the sword you are singing an opera of the bard's life and why he hates you. (or something of the sort)

I don't like the force them to do action thing because that's just bad design. You have to make the player feel like they can play how they want, but steer them in the direction of making the game fun for everyone.
I would understand a will save vs compulsion kind of thing but make sure to have a defined reason for it in the story other than just "I don't want you to play Link" Like have the person that made have set the item to get the player to revive him (even though hes been dead from old age and can't be resurrected.) Also because i forgot to mention it, in most of my campaigns cursed items can't be easily gotten rid of, like you can set them down but you then realize it's in your other hand etc.

I like that idea, kinda like how Percy jackson's sword worked. But a cursed weapon needs some sort of balance, for each negative a positive. so maybe a +2 or +4 to hit evil creatures. or undead, (Up to DM) it could give a stat as well or something along the lines. make it useable after applying the curses and such

aside from the bigoron sword, not much else

Well, cursed is cursed for a reason. I don't think it needs many positives but we may just be arguing differences of the norm for different verisons. In dnd 3.5 cursed items are usually an entirely bad thing and you just don't realize it at first

In my experience with cursed items, they have better stats or effects that make it tempting to equip them early on.

Then you find out that it's cursed, you can't unequip it, and you constantly lose HP until you die, keep chugging pots, get the item removed by an enchanter, or get it exorcised. Last option often making it even more powerful, but with no bad things.