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So I got a letter from the government saying I'm almost a federal criminal because I didn't sign up for the draft.comment
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Gender: male
Age: 18
Steam Profile: Donark
Consoles Owned: 360, PS3, PS2, Wii, and Gamecube
Video Games Played: Halo: Reach, Modern Warfare 3, Skyrim, Dragon Age Origins, Fallout 3, Team Fortress 2, Minecraft, Borderlands, Rainbow 6 Vegas 2
X-box Gamertag: donark
PS3 Gamertag: donark23
Interests: Playing guitar, playing Xbox, reading, drawing, and usual teen stuff I don't know.
Date Signed Up:2/12/2011
Last Login:5/26/2013
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#2305711 - Singing, dancing, and acting in a musical. 2 hours ago on Friendly +1
#2305698 - If they needed it again then they could start another. 2 hours ago on Friendly 0
#2305678 - This draft thing actually pissed me off. Why do I hav…  [+] (4 new replies) 2 hours ago on Friendly 0
User avatar #2305692 - thepsycho (2 hours ago) [-]
inb4 Vietnam 2: Swampy Boogaloo
User avatar #2305695 - vanoreo (2 hours ago) [-]
holy shit am i laughing
User avatar #2305689 - vanoreo (2 hours ago) [-]
>in case they need it
User avatar #2305698 - donark (2 hours ago) [-]
If they needed it again then they could start another.
#2305643 - It's mandatory :L 2 hours ago on Friendly 0
#45368 - I actually have a campus in my town, it's like a 5 minute walk. 2 hours ago on phanact's profile 0
#2305613 - I kinda wish I let that happen 2 hours ago on Friendly +1
#45366 - Central. It's in Lincroft.  [+] (2 new replies) 2 hours ago on phanact's profile 0
User avatar #45367 - phanact (2 hours ago) [-]
Oh ok
User avatar #45368 - donark (2 hours ago) [-]
I actually have a campus in my town, it's like a 5 minute walk.
#2305589 - I actually just finished registering.  [+] (1 new reply) 2 hours ago on Friendly +1
User avatar #2305598 - meximan (2 hours ago) [-]
Well at least you're not going to jail today
#45364 - Ahhh nice. I'm going to Brookdale in NJ  [+] (4 new replies) 2 hours ago on phanact's profile 0
User avatar #45365 - phanact (2 hours ago) [-]
Is that north or south?
User avatar #45366 - donark (2 hours ago) [-]
Central. It's in Lincroft.
User avatar #45367 - phanact (2 hours ago) [-]
Oh ok
User avatar #45368 - donark (2 hours ago) [-]
I actually have a campus in my town, it's like a 5 minute walk.
#2305580 - Hey everyone~ I got a letter from the US Government t…  [+] (14 new replies) 2 hours ago on Friendly +2
User avatar #2305645 - fugikuro (2 hours ago) [-]
America...
User avatar #2305639 - garymotherfingoak (2 hours ago) [-]
what....?

how does that even...

how's that legal...
User avatar #2305652 - fugikuro (2 hours ago) [-]
It's the American way.
User avatar #2305643 - donark (2 hours ago) [-]
It's mandatory :L
User avatar #2305609 - doctordalek (2 hours ago) [-]
Realistically, if you don't do it, some dudes show up at your door and remind you to do it.
User avatar #2305613 - donark (2 hours ago) [-]
I kinda wish I let that happen
User avatar #2305602 - turtlewithashotgun (2 hours ago) [-]
jesus
User avatar #2305597 - brolewski (2 hours ago) [-]
My friend got one of those
User avatar #2305596 - alicornking (2 hours ago) [-]
Ha ha

Sucks to be south of the border
#2305591 - zeruaargi (2 hours ago) [-]
#2305587 - killakahn (2 hours ago) [-]
Then sign up for it. Go to your DMV or something.
User avatar #2305586 - meximan (2 hours ago) [-]
Hi
Also you should probably do that then before you go to prison
User avatar #2305589 - donark (2 hours ago) [-]
I actually just finished registering.
User avatar #2305598 - meximan (2 hours ago) [-]
Well at least you're not going to jail today
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#3065 - sircool (05/24/2013) [-]
Bean Bag Buccaneers is a two player children's game, the object of which is to pick up your treasure chest on the central island and sail back safely.

Each player has a giant sailing ship as their main game piece. Each ship has a removable sail, two trigger-action side panels, and a huge spring-driven cannon. Players take turns moving forward along a prescribed track and shooting bean bags at their opponent's ship. A hit on one of the side panels will force it to pop off and give the player a free shot at the other side; a hit forcing the sail off becalms the ship for a turn.

To add to the pirate flavor, each player also has an eye patch. Wearing these will slightly affect depth perception and add a marginal bit of sport to the shooting.

This game retailed for the somewhat impressive sum of $16 back in 1962. With its huge plastic ships (close to a foot long), giant vinyl play mat, and the eye patches, it may well stand as one of the more overproduced games of the early 1960s.
User avatar #3064 - donark (05/20/2013) [-]
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Enter Shikari x3
Fall Out Boy
The Devil Wears Prada x2
Sleeping With Sirens
Pierce the Veil
Bruce Springsteen x3
Foo Fighters
Rise Against
Mariachi el Bronx
Bullet for my Valentine
Paramore
Ke$ha
Drake
The Ghost Inside
Disturbed
Avenged Sevenfold
Stone Sour
Hell Yeah
Asking Alexandria
DRUGS
Attack Attack
Emmure
Versaemerge
Chunk, No Captain Chunk!
iwrestledabearonce
Skip the Foreplay
Streetlight Manifesto x2
For Today x2
August Burns Red
Of Mice & Men x3
White Chapel
Blessthefall
All Time Low
Blood on the Dance Floor
Falling in Reverse
Motionless in White
Memphis May Fire
Four Year Strong x2
New Found Glory
Taking Back Sunday
Yellowcard
Black Veil Brides
A Day to Remember
Less than Jake
The Used
Lostprophets
Angels and Airwaves
Relient K
Heartist
Crossfaith
Architects (UK)
Andrew W.K
Lights
Crown the Empire
Escape the Fate
Hopsin
Timeflies
Mayday Parade
Major League
User avatar #3062 - elmarcocfc (05/18/2013) [-]
So Avenged announce a "UK" tour
But it's three gigs
And they're all in England
That's not a tour -_-
User avatar #3063 to #3062 - donark (05/18/2013) [-]
I saw that, that's really annoying.
User avatar #3061 - donark (05/16/2013) [-]
Bands/People I've Seen Live

Enter Shikari x3
The Devil Wears Prada x2
Sleeping With Sirens
Pierce the Veil
Bruce Springsteen x3
Foo Fighters
Rise Against
Mariachi el Bronx
Bullet for my Valentine
Paramore
Ke$ha
Drake
The Ghost Inside
Disturbed
Avenged Sevenfold
Stone Sour
Hell Yeah
Asking Alexandria
DRUGS
Attack Attack
Emmure
Versaemerge
Chunk, No Captain Chunk!
iwrestledabearonce
Skip the Foreplay
Streetlight Manifesto
For Today
August Burns Red
Of Mice & Men x2
White Chapel
Blessthefall
All Time Low
Blood on the Dance Floor
Falling in Reverse
Motionless in White
Memphis May Fire
Four Year Strong x2
New Found Glory
Taking Back Sunday
Yellowcard
Black Veil Brides
A Day to Remember
Less than Jake
The Used
Lostprophets
Angels and Airwaves
Relient K
Heartist
Crossfaith
Architects (UK)
User avatar #3057 - admin (05/16/2013) [-]
i love you <3
User avatar #3058 to #3057 - donark (05/16/2013) [-]
Prove your love.
User avatar #3046 - lightingeagle (05/15/2013) [-]
Hello?
User avatar #3047 to #3046 - donark (05/15/2013) [-]
Hey
User avatar #3048 to #3047 - lightingeagle (05/15/2013) [-]
So, how are you? It's been a long, long time since we've talked, Alexis!
User avatar #3049 to #3048 - donark (05/15/2013) [-]
I'm alright, how about you?
User avatar #3050 to #3049 - lightingeagle (05/15/2013) [-]
Had to get pizza. Swag.

What's up?
User avatar #3051 to #3050 - donark (05/15/2013) [-]
Just listening to some music.
User avatar #3053 to #3052 - donark (05/15/2013) [-]
Nope.
User avatar #3054 to #3053 - lightingeagle (05/15/2013) [-]
Is it not slayer?
User avatar #3055 to #3054 - donark (05/15/2013) [-]
Yup
#3056 to #3055 - lightingeagle (05/15/2013) [-]
Does it take instruments to play?
User avatar #3045 - meximan (05/14/2013) [-]
I love you <3
#3044 - lightingeagle (05/12/2013) [-]
Hello, Alexis. Been too long.
User avatar #3041 to #3040 - donark (05/01/2013) [-]
beeep
User avatar #3039 - donark (04/29/2013) [-]
che?
#3036 - theonetruedashi (04/22/2013) [-]
This is diaper dash

I am posting diaper dash on the profiles of people who I consider to be my best friends.

<3
User avatar #3037 to #3036 - donark (04/22/2013) [-]
<333
User avatar #3035 - ghostofmikail (04/20/2013) [-]
Long time to speak, donark~
User avatar #3033 - donark (04/18/2013) [-]
Bean Bag Buccaneers is a two player children's game, the object of which is to pick up your treasure chest on the central island and sail back safely.

Each player has a giant sailing ship as their main game piece. Each ship has a removable sail, two trigger-action side panels, and a huge spring-driven cannon. Players take turns moving forward along a prescribed track and shooting bean bags at their opponent's ship. A hit on one of the side panels will force it to pop off and give the player a free shot at the other side; a hit forcing the sail off becalms the ship for a turn.

To add to the pirate flavor, each player also has an eye patch. Wearing these will slightly affect depth perception and add a marginal bit of sport to the shooting.

This game retailed for the somewhat impressive sum of $16 back in 1962. With its huge plastic ships (close to a foot long), giant vinyl play mat, and the eye patches, it may well stand as one of the more overproduced games of the early 1960s.
User avatar #3026 to #3025 - donark (04/17/2013) [-]
How'd you get my IRL?
#3027 to #3026 - theonetruedashi (04/17/2013) [-]
Dark magic

Have you seen mine around anywhere?
User avatar #3032 to #3031 - donark (04/17/2013) [-]
Bueno~
#3023 - alicornking ONLINE (04/11/2013) [-]
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User avatar #3024 to #3023 - donark (04/12/2013) [-]
u le bamboozled me
User avatar #3021 - admin (04/10/2013) [-]
you've been visited by the admin fairy of

NUCLEAR DESTRUCTION

<3 <3 <3
#3022 to #3021 - donark (04/10/2013) [-]
How can South Korea become best Korea?
How can South Korea become best Korea?
#3011 - snakefire ONLINE (04/08/2013) [-]
I haven't seen you around in a while~
#3012 to #3011 - donark (04/08/2013) [-]
I haven't been posting as usual for a week or so :L
I haven't been posting as usual for a week or so :L
#3013 to #3012 - snakefire ONLINE (04/08/2013) [-]
Home issues?
#3014 to #3013 - donark (04/08/2013) [-]
I'm in a play and it's the week of the play.   
Last week our rehearsals were running until 6, this week they'll be going until 6 .-.
I'm in a play and it's the week of the play.
Last week our rehearsals were running until 6, this week they'll be going until 6 .-.
#3015 to #3014 - snakefire ONLINE (04/08/2013) [-]
Well I wish you luck. I'd go to see it, but I don't know the details and it's probably too far away.
User avatar #3016 to #3015 - donark (04/08/2013) [-]
Well I'm in New Jersey, so probablu :P
#3017 to #3016 - snakefire ONLINE (04/08/2013) [-]
Darn shame~

We used to talk a lot on steam. Do you have skype?
#3018 to #3017 - donark (04/08/2013) [-]
I do!~ Donark is also my skype name
User avatar #3019 to #3018 - snakefire ONLINE (04/08/2013) [-]
Added~
User avatar #3020 to #3019 - donark (04/08/2013) [-]
I accepted it~
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