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#14 - No we hope for proper questions so we can explain to the peopl… 06/22/2016 on Discrimination +1
#35 - Science has actually proven the soul has weight, so it must ha…  [+] (3 new replies) 06/21/2016 on On point -12
#87 - karenoniks (06/21/2016) [-]
You can't just give me the only evidence that God exists without giving a credible source, unless you meant the flawed 1907 year experiment which can easily by disproven via this quote:
"When MacDougall’s findings were published in the New York Times in 1907 fellow physician Augustus P. Clarke had a field day. Clarke noted that at the time of death there is a sudden rise in body temperature due to the lungs no longer cooling the blood, and the subsequent rise in sweating could easily account for MacDougall’s missing 21 grams. Clarke also pointed out that dogs do not have sweat glands (thus the endless panting) and so it is not surprising that their weight did not undergo a rapid change when they died."
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#96 - Sperit (06/21/2016) [-]
Because the sweat instantly evaporates and it is the same ammoubt every time
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#103 - karenoniks (06/21/2016) [-]
1907 research with tiny sample size is still not a credible source, also soul by very definiton does not have a weight.
If the research was redone with bigger sample size, better equipment and had actual researchers that could point out multiple possibilities then I would've believed it.
Right now this research is as trustworthy as "vaccines cause autism"
#25 - To save the googleing 10cm = 3.9in 15cm = 5.9in probly… 06/19/2016 on BIG +22
#10 - Holy **** that made me lose it, I haven't seen that before 06/17/2016 on Dave's Ass +3
#42 - Personally the only part I find distasteful are the body bag p… 06/16/2016 on Orlando videos and texts 0
#234 - As much as I don't care about your sexual comics your normal o… 05/09/2016 on Bye, FJ. 0
#9 - Addy you magnificent bastard that actually made me laugh, thank you 03/14/2016 on Trump says something stupid... +14
#40 - No ********, you should get a chance at life and do with it wh… 02/11/2016 on "He'll thank us when he's... 0
#92 - **** sanders just like with clinton youd have an uprising fast…  [+] (2 new replies) 02/11/2016 on Who's got your vote FJ? 0
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#93 - datassman (02/11/2016) [-]
Yeah, you can socialize institutions without losing capitalism. Just like how China is communist with heavy industry but capitalist with small business. Not everything's black and white. And if there wasn't an uprising when President Obama was elected, I kinda doubt there'll be one if Sanders is.
#94 - anon (02/11/2016) [-]
Yea the same china has sweat shops, shitty products, and that's about to go into economic free fall, real Americans wouldn't put up with that.
#21 - The dude was getting down when the cop kicked him, not to ment… 01/24/2016 on Policeman attacks biker +8