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#2 - i didn't have or need a phone till 4 years ago when i got a jo… 10/14/2013 on So much angst 0
#7 - no you arent, there are many like us in the world but not many… 10/14/2013 on gtav 0
#9 - i cant believe it took me a minute to realize what this was 10/14/2013 on What Mysteries Does This Hold? 0
#2 - nope, that is from melbourne i just saw the rail map 10/14/2013 on punk is not dead, it's... 0
#1 - that looks like an aussie train from melbourne  [+] (1 new reply) 10/14/2013 on punk is not dead, it's... 0
#2 - doggstar (10/14/2013) [-]
nope, that is from melbourne i just saw the rail map
#3 - it was a grab not a pat  [+] (1 new reply) 10/14/2013 on That's what I want to know 0
User avatar #5 - Mortuus (10/14/2013) [-]
I'm the same with with my head and back, but even a tap will set me off.
#1 - i cant have my back touched without freaking out, my boss did …  [+] (4 new replies) 10/14/2013 on That's what I want to know 0
User avatar #8 - bodox (10/14/2013) [-]
haha, you all have issues
User avatar #2 - Silver Quantum (10/14/2013) [-]
police officer: so uhh... i see you chopped off your boss into small pieces, and set his home on fire. care to explain?
you: i... i did a good job and he gave me a pat on the back
#3 - doggstar (10/14/2013) [-]
it was a grab not a pat
User avatar #5 - Mortuus (10/14/2013) [-]
I'm the same with with my head and back, but even a tap will set me off.
#7 - ive wanted a wolf since i was able to remember 10/14/2013 on (untitled) 0
#14 - took me fucken ages 10/13/2013 on Mindfuck yo +31
#6 - we are like ticks on a dog, causing illness and poisoning the …  [+] (2 new replies) 10/13/2013 on Credit: Sunny Street 0
User avatar #10 - dragemit (10/13/2013) [-]
Perhaps we damage the rest of nature, but the earth itself is pretty much left unharmed
User avatar #8 - MaelRadec (10/13/2013) [-]
once a parasite breeds too much it tends to either die out or kill itself.... happened twice to us
#20 - i was told because numbers usually appear upside down in dream… 10/13/2013 on Monster -1
#9 - cool 10/11/2013 on Getting real tired of your... 0
#6 - i just dont eat anything for a few days and let my stomach shr…  [+] (1 new reply) 10/11/2013 on This is why none of us get... -1
User avatar #24 - sketchE (10/11/2013) [-]
that is called anorexia. five small meals a day and some kind of workout. more meals keeps your body from going into "starvation"storing everything as fat
#6 - i loved this one, i cant remember if it was a movie or an epis…  [+] (3 new replies) 10/11/2013 on Getting real tired of your... 0
User avatar #20 - clifford (10/11/2013) [-]
Episode 74. Pokémon  Indigo League   Episode 72   The Ancient Puzzle Of Pokémopolis The Ancient Puzzle of Pokémopolis.
#8 - ooorga (10/11/2013) [-]
Episode. You'd know it's a movie by the upped production values.
#9 - doggstar (10/11/2013) [-]
#1 - kevin sounds like a pretty cool guy. like a black man who woul… 10/10/2013 on good people do exist... 0
#17 - 0403756698 10/10/2013 on Irony 0
#8 - fucken coincidences are in my favor. i just started watching this now 10/10/2013 on Show off +1
#259 - stabbed in the leg with a bottle lid, one inch deep 77% survival rate 10/10/2013 on How fucked are you? 0
#227 - the human centipede 10/10/2013 on Go on then. 0
#38 - pretty good music video 10/10/2013 on Jinx master race +2
#514 - a plain black shirt? cool i have the powers of a nigger 10/09/2013 on WE'RE FUCKED. 0
#1 - may i ask what it is 10/08/2013 on This was beautiful and i... 0
#2 - Picture 10/08/2013 on Of course! +2
#23 - iridium platinum pal they got the money to do it  [+] (1 new reply) 10/08/2013 on We’re connected… +3
User avatar #30 - iridium (10/08/2013) [-]
nigga I'm broke
#21 - zinc zealot again again  [+] (3 new replies) 10/08/2013 on We’re connected… +3
User avatar #22 - sweener (10/08/2013) [-]
gold titanium alloy bro Theyre just doing it for money
#23 - doggstar (10/08/2013) [-]
iridium platinum pal they got the money to do it
User avatar #30 - iridium (10/08/2013) [-]
nigga I'm broke
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#17 - anonymous (09/18/2013) [-]
you faggot fucker, log in and say it like a man next time
User avatar #16 - amissingmouse (06/13/2013) [-]
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#1 - waffies ONLINE (01/13/2013) [-]
just saw your comment on the motorcycle crash gif, about repeating the act as a way of killing yourself, were you serious?
#2 to #1 - doggstar (01/13/2013) [-]
yes. it's a plan i've had since i was 13
User avatar #3 to #2 - waffies ONLINE (01/13/2013) [-]
there's a million things i could ask, but im gonna go with two:

1.) Any particular reason why?

2.) You wanna talk about it?
#4 to #3 - doggstar (01/13/2013) [-]
i dont really know why. one day i just decided i wanted to off myself when i was 21. i guess i just never wanted to grow old and become a burdan on society or my family and i thought since i'll officially be classed as an adult by my elders and my youngers i figured i could just get into(or cause) an accident that would take my life. people would just see it as a tragedy, a simple unforseen scenerio....
User avatar #5 to #4 - waffies ONLINE (01/13/2013) [-]
A burden on society? Why do you think you'd be that? From what i can tell you're just as good a human being as anyone i know. At least i see no reason to think that you'd ever become a burden. There's no reason to do it if there's nothing to gain on any state of mind :/
#6 to #5 - doggstar (01/13/2013) [-]
i know. i've been conflicted lately because i've had the plan for 8 years. it is sound i have the bike the area in which i am to crash is mapped out. but the past year i've gained friends and have gotten better at work, even my medical conditions are improving. i dont want to do it but subconsciously i do and it's sending me mad as i think about it, constantly argueing with myself as itry to find a way out of my own reality
User avatar #7 to #6 - waffies ONLINE (01/13/2013) [-]
Well, who else knows of your "plan"?

To me it seems more like something that's been so constantly in mind that it became a certainty. Nothing logical, just inescapable.

I had a conflict of this nature in middle school. I really wasn't of an age for such decisions, but still, a complete lack of friends, presence of bullies, absence of hope, and so forth, drove me to the edge. And right before i did something regrettable, i realized that there was probably things worth living for, and my issues were temporary.

In your case, the reasons not to do it are plain and clear, as you just listed three! Friends, work improvements, health... going through with it would just be universally silly to be honest :/

My recommendation? Make plans on your birthday. Plans that you really can't skip out on, as you'll be with someone somewhere. Hows that sound?
#8 to #7 - doggstar (01/13/2013) [-]
no one.
it makes sense the way you've pointed out, i guess it has just become such a certainty that i feel i must do it. i planned to have a small drink by myself then follow through. there will be no party and since my family is nowhere near where i live and i've been out of contact for almost 2 years except a small talk to my sister every now and then i guess if i didn't have any id and took the plates off my bike i'd just become another number a simple jhon doe in the system... i'll do you a favour, i'll call some friends and have them keep an eye on me so i dont do anything stupid.. i dont want to do anything stupid
User avatar #9 to #8 - waffies ONLINE (01/13/2013) [-]
Don't just do it because i said so, do it because of what you said: you don't want to do anything stupid. And don't even think of it as avoiding that, go do something with them, have a good time ya know? Make it a happy day eh?

Mind if i add you as a friend? Keep in touch after your birthday and so on? I'm always happy to talk, even on less-serious topics.
#10 to #9 - doggstar (01/13/2013) [-]
sure, i dont mind
#11 to #10 - waffies ONLINE (01/13/2013) [-]
Awesome. It's a pleasure to make your acquaintance doggstar
#12 to #11 - doggstar (01/13/2013) [-]
the pleasure is all mine waffies
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