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#13 - maybe they should make students eat a gruel with a glass of wa… 11/02/2013 on WHAT THE FUCK HAPPENED +1
#5 - ive never understood it either, we age and our bodies change n… 11/01/2013 on South Park quotes -1
#43 - Picture 11/01/2013 on Friends from Great Places 0
#41 - that looks more like a nose to me  [+] (2 new replies) 11/01/2013 on Friends from Great Places 0
User avatar #42 - privoxy (11/01/2013) [-]
Bitch it might be
#43 - doggstar (11/01/2013) [-]
#68 - id like to go to america for halloween, in australia it isn't … 11/01/2013 on Halloween 0
#17 - and yes i agree the similarities are there, but that is sadly … 11/01/2013 on Dat logo +1
#14 - the green arrow and batman are similar with the whole billiona…  [+] (2 new replies) 11/01/2013 on Dat logo +1
#16 - nextnextnextnext (11/01/2013) [-]
Well, excuse me for not being a comic buff, but the similarities between "Arrow" nad "Batman Begins" are striking to me:

- both heirs to fortune returning back from the dead
- both posing as mindless playboys
- both have a sort of 'batcave' where they have a ton of gadgets
- meetings on rooftops
- disappearing in the middle of conversation
- Arrow interrogates someone hanging upside-down
- both have a female lawyer love interests who they approach and hand in evidence/leverage for cases, and modify their voices

sorry, but it's really like watching a green Batman with a bow. I'm not saying it's not entertaining, but there's little I didn't see before.
#17 - doggstar (11/01/2013) [-]
and yes i agree the similarities are there, but that is sadly how it goes with the non mutant or alien super heroes of the marvel and dc world, they're rich with gadgets and secret area 51 style hideouts filled with their stuff
#18 - i used to when i was just picking up for one night stands, but… 11/01/2013 on Condoms Are Evil 0
#16 - i'm allergic to latex so i dont use them  [+] (2 new replies) 11/01/2013 on Condoms Are Evil -2
User avatar #17 - randomituseddie (11/01/2013) [-]
buy non latex condoms? and don't say they cost more because believe me they are still much cheaper than a child.
#18 - doggstar (11/01/2013) [-]
i used to when i was just picking up for one night stands, but my gf is on the pill and i pull out.
#121 - started in cell block D but was transfered to cell block F 11/01/2013 on Australia labeled by a Brit 0
#24 - it is a shame, yes. 10/31/2013 on Xenophobia? +1
#22 - thanks, i love my scifi books and movies there's just somethin…  [+] (2 new replies) 10/31/2013 on Xenophobia? +1
#23 - krasnogvardiech (10/31/2013) [-]
I understand completely. It's a shame we were born too late to explore the world and too early to explore the galaxy, no?
#24 - doggstar (10/31/2013) [-]
it is a shame, yes.
#20 - and just what is the source of this titillating piece of writi…  [+] (4 new replies) 10/31/2013 on Xenophobia? +2
#21 - krasnogvardiech (10/31/2013) [-]
It's from /tg/ in its 'Humans, Fuck yeah' phase. Aah, those were the good old days. That lot are surprisingly creative, considering they're the traditional games board.

The character is Zaeed Massani from the Mass Effect series. The writing as far as I know it is original.

Here, have another.
#22 - doggstar (10/31/2013) [-]
thanks, i love my scifi books and movies there's just something about them that appeals to me
#23 - krasnogvardiech (10/31/2013) [-]
I understand completely. It's a shame we were born too late to explore the world and too early to explore the galaxy, no?
#24 - doggstar (10/31/2013) [-]
it is a shame, yes.
#21 - same, it was fun until i crashed 10/31/2013 on Death wish 0
#421 - aussie  [+] (1 new reply) 10/31/2013 on Now only $9.99! 0
User avatar #423 - amberleafwoohoo (10/31/2013) [-]
then shutup
#33 - she looks so much healthier now  [+] (1 new reply) 10/30/2013 on My friend on reddit lost... +2
User avatar #42 - Silver Quantum (10/30/2013) [-]
yes, that's the point of losing weight
#137 - i wear cargo pants most of the time, they hold my smokes walle…  [+] (3 new replies) 10/30/2013 on Now only $9.99! 0
User avatar #416 - amberleafwoohoo (10/30/2013) [-]
are you british?
#421 - doggstar (10/31/2013) [-]
aussie
User avatar #423 - amberleafwoohoo (10/31/2013) [-]
then shutup
#102 - ive only started watching it in the last couple weeks after wo…  [+] (1 new reply) 10/30/2013 on why I love the walking... 0
#110 - thorseph (10/30/2013) [-]
rekindle the hope of an already partially psychopathic individual making him want her back... totally logical, i mean, i don't agree with what she did, but i do understand that a bunch of people would do that, plus she was preggers and hormonal...
#24 - i dont even have porn on mine or use the net to look at porn. 10/26/2013 on Not even the browsing history -1
#5 - Picture 10/18/2013 on sleef +12
#4 - thats how i used to use mine... but that all changed when my g… 10/18/2013 on Big Bed +4
#3 - if it was an acdc tour they'd have to have added extra concerts  [+] (1 new reply) 10/18/2013 on Well done Australia! +7
User avatar #12 - catdownstairz (10/18/2013) [-]
They did. The black ice tour sold out like 4 times
#11 - Picture 10/18/2013 on He makes it on 27th attempt +11
#20 - 21 dropped out of school when i was 17 full time job… 10/18/2013 on Fuck you grandpa 0
#9 - Picture  [+] (2 new replies) 10/17/2013 on that face +3
#10 - itsmedumbass (10/17/2013) [-]
You are brilliant.
#19 - anonymous (10/18/2013) [-]
Holy shit, I can almost feel the northern twang
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#18 - waffies ONLINE (10/19/2014) [-]
Well hello there! I was doing a big friends-list check, looking in on people I havent talked to in forever and a half, and saw our old conversation below! How's life broski?
Well hello there! I was doing a big friends-list check, looking in on people I havent talked to in forever and a half, and saw our old conversation below! How's life broski?
#17 - anonymous (09/18/2013) [-]
you faggot ****** , log in and say it like a man next time
User avatar #16 - amissingmouse (06/13/2013) [-]
Hey
#14 - dracodiabolus **User deleted account** (04/09/2013) [-]
ARE YOU THE REAL DIRTY DAN?
#15 to #14 - doggstar (04/09/2013) [-]
no
#1 - waffies ONLINE (01/13/2013) [-]
just saw your comment on the motorcycle crash gif, about repeating the act as a way of killing yourself, were you serious?
#2 to #1 - doggstar (01/13/2013) [-]
yes. it's a plan i've had since i was 13
User avatar #3 to #2 - waffies ONLINE (01/13/2013) [-]
there's a million things i could ask, but im gonna go with two:

1.) Any particular reason why?

2.) You wanna talk about it?
#4 to #3 - doggstar (01/13/2013) [-]
i dont really know why. one day i just decided i wanted to off myself when i was 21. i guess i just never wanted to grow old and become a burdan on society or my family and i thought since i'll officially be classed as an adult by my elders and my youngers i figured i could just get into(or cause) an accident that would take my life. people would just see it as a tragedy, a simple unforseen scenerio....
User avatar #5 to #4 - waffies ONLINE (01/13/2013) [-]
A burden on society? Why do you think you'd be that? From what i can tell you're just as good a human being as anyone i know. At least i see no reason to think that you'd ever become a burden. There's no reason to do it if there's nothing to gain on any state of mind :/
#6 to #5 - doggstar (01/13/2013) [-]
i know. i've been conflicted lately because i've had the plan for 8 years. it is sound i have the bike the area in which i am to crash is mapped out. but the past year i've gained friends and have gotten better at work, even my medical conditions are improving. i dont want to do it but subconsciously i do and it's sending me mad as i think about it, constantly argueing with myself as itry to find a way out of my own reality
User avatar #7 to #6 - waffies ONLINE (01/13/2013) [-]
Well, who else knows of your "plan"?

To me it seems more like something that's been so constantly in mind that it became a certainty. Nothing logical, just inescapable.

I had a conflict of this nature in middle school. I really wasn't of an age for such decisions, but still, a complete lack of friends, presence of bullies, absence of hope, and so forth, drove me to the edge. And right before i did something regrettable, i realized that there was probably things worth living for, and my issues were temporary.

In your case, the reasons not to do it are plain and clear, as you just listed three! Friends, work improvements, health... going through with it would just be universally silly to be honest :/

My recommendation? Make plans on your birthday. Plans that you really can't skip out on, as you'll be with someone somewhere. Hows that sound?
#8 to #7 - doggstar (01/13/2013) [-]
no one.
it makes sense the way you've pointed out, i guess it has just become such a certainty that i feel i must do it. i planned to have a small drink by myself then follow through. there will be no party and since my family is nowhere near where i live and i've been out of contact for almost 2 years except a small talk to my sister every now and then i guess if i didn't have any id and took the plates off my bike i'd just become another number a simple jhon doe in the system... i'll do you a favour, i'll call some friends and have them keep an eye on me so i dont do anything stupid.. i dont want to do anything stupid
User avatar #9 to #8 - waffies ONLINE (01/13/2013) [-]
Don't just do it because i said so, do it because of what you said: you don't want to do anything stupid. And don't even think of it as avoiding that, go do something with them, have a good time ya know? Make it a happy day eh?

Mind if i add you as a friend? Keep in touch after your birthday and so on? I'm always happy to talk, even on less-serious topics.
#10 to #9 - doggstar (01/13/2013) [-]
sure, i dont mind
#11 to #10 - waffies ONLINE (01/13/2013) [-]
Awesome. It's a pleasure to make your acquaintance doggstar
#12 to #11 - doggstar (01/13/2013) [-]
the pleasure is all mine waffies
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