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#121 - it's the one i use anyway 01/16/2013 on My love life in 2013 0
#120 - http://katawa-shoujo.com/download.php the program needed t…  [+] (1 new reply) 01/16/2013 on My love life in 2013 0
#121 - doggstar (01/16/2013) [-]
it's the one i use anyway
#116 - you need a torreting program  [+] (3 new replies) 01/16/2013 on My love life in 2013 0
User avatar #118 - lazydillon (01/16/2013) [-]
Can you send me a link to one that works?
#120 - doggstar (01/16/2013) [-]
http://katawa-shoujo.com/download.php
the program needed to help download is here aresgalaxy.sourceforge.net/
#121 - doggstar (01/16/2013) [-]
it's the one i use anyway
#85 - wax it and use baby powder afterwards to avoid the rubbing  [+] (2 new replies) 01/15/2013 on Scumbag Body 0
#91 - nightlock (01/16/2013) [-]
Actually, if you can stand the humiliation of being looked at down there and have money, laser hair removal sounds the more efficient and permanent solution.
#92 - doggstar (01/16/2013) [-]
or you could burn it off.. be hardcore and yadda yadda
#83 - but i've been shaving since i was 17  [+] (10 new replies) 01/15/2013 on Scumbag Body +1
User avatar #114 - taintedangel (01/16/2013) [-]
Bitch please, i've had a beard since i was 12. Get on my level.
#122 - doggstar (01/16/2013) [-]
but i am of just unworthy netherlandic decent, and a wee bit of a pussy.
#102 - arstya (01/16/2013) [-]
13 here. Young shavers unite.

...my face feels gross now. I need to go do that.
User avatar #86 - chuca (01/16/2013) [-]
15 here, though i had fuckin 70's sideburns since middle school
User avatar #93 - Smidgit (01/16/2013) [-]
use this power to bring back muttonchops
User avatar #94 - chuca (01/16/2013) [-]
I SHALL BRING BACK THE SEXY
User avatar #95 - Smidgit (01/16/2013) [-]
GO FORTH YOU HERO
User avatar #97 - chuca (01/16/2013) [-]
MUTTONCHOPS FOR EVERYBODY,YOUNG AND OLD,TALL AND SHORT, MALE AND FEMALE
User avatar #98 - Smidgit (01/16/2013) [-]
I BELIEVE WORLD PEACE CAN BE ACHIEVED THIS WAY.
User avatar #101 - chuca (01/16/2013) [-]
THROUGH MUTTONCHOPS AND CAPS LOCK
#3 - this was too good 01/15/2013 on 2spooky4me +3
#6 - i've spent years decyphering and decoding ancient riddles writ… 01/15/2013 on My Friend Received A Text... 0
#22 - 1 **** bitches 2 get money 01/15/2013 on sparrow 0
#15 - **doggstar rolled a random image posted in comment #52160 a… 01/15/2013 on Dirty Jobs -1
#13 - i think some are bloating from being dead for a while.. cant t…  [+] (2 new replies) 01/15/2013 on Dirty Jobs +3
#14 - reinbowxdash (01/15/2013) [-]
Fat Africans?
#15 - doggstar (01/15/2013) [-]
**doggstar rolled a random image posted in comment #52160 at Friendly ** that's why i think the bodies are bloated
#23 - **doggstar rolled a random image posted in comment #1735 at… 01/15/2013 on Have this +2
#20 - exactly. if you panic you have no way to figure out how to esc…  [+] (2 new replies) 01/15/2013 on sparrow 0
User avatar #21 - pepemex (01/15/2013) [-]
You realize you can't open it. What do?
#22 - doggstar (01/15/2013) [-]
1 fuck bitches
2 get money
#34 - except learn a fourth combat move  [+] (1 new reply) 01/13/2013 on Choose one 0
#37 - Womens Study Major (01/13/2013) [-]
If I'll have magical abilities and this IQ I'll be able to produce an other potion which will provides me with physical abilities :)
#33 - **doggstar rolled a random image posted in comment #116 at … 01/13/2013 on Choose one 0
#1 - god i had a right laugh 01/13/2013 on Oppression comp +1
#12 - the pleasure is all mine waffies 01/13/2013 on doggstar's profile 0
#10 - sure, i dont mind  [+] (2 new replies) 01/13/2013 on doggstar's profile 0
#11 - waffies (01/13/2013) [-]
Awesome. It's a pleasure to make your acquaintance doggstar
#12 - doggstar (01/13/2013) [-]
the pleasure is all mine waffies
#8 - no one. it makes sense the way you've pointed out, i guess…  [+] (4 new replies) 01/13/2013 on doggstar's profile 0
User avatar #9 - waffies (01/13/2013) [-]
Don't just do it because i said so, do it because of what you said: you don't want to do anything stupid. And don't even think of it as avoiding that, go do something with them, have a good time ya know? Make it a happy day eh?

Mind if i add you as a friend? Keep in touch after your birthday and so on? I'm always happy to talk, even on less-serious topics.
#10 - doggstar (01/13/2013) [-]
sure, i dont mind
#11 - waffies (01/13/2013) [-]
Awesome. It's a pleasure to make your acquaintance doggstar
#12 - doggstar (01/13/2013) [-]
the pleasure is all mine waffies
#6 - i know. i've been conflicted lately because i've had the plan …  [+] (6 new replies) 01/13/2013 on doggstar's profile 0
User avatar #7 - waffies (01/13/2013) [-]
Well, who else knows of your "plan"?

To me it seems more like something that's been so constantly in mind that it became a certainty. Nothing logical, just inescapable.

I had a conflict of this nature in middle school. I really wasn't of an age for such decisions, but still, a complete lack of friends, presence of bullies, absence of hope, and so forth, drove me to the edge. And right before i did something regrettable, i realized that there was probably things worth living for, and my issues were temporary.

In your case, the reasons not to do it are plain and clear, as you just listed three! Friends, work improvements, health... going through with it would just be universally silly to be honest :/

My recommendation? Make plans on your birthday. Plans that you really can't skip out on, as you'll be with someone somewhere. Hows that sound?
#8 - doggstar (01/13/2013) [-]
no one.
it makes sense the way you've pointed out, i guess it has just become such a certainty that i feel i must do it. i planned to have a small drink by myself then follow through. there will be no party and since my family is nowhere near where i live and i've been out of contact for almost 2 years except a small talk to my sister every now and then i guess if i didn't have any id and took the plates off my bike i'd just become another number a simple jhon doe in the system... i'll do you a favour, i'll call some friends and have them keep an eye on me so i dont do anything stupid.. i dont want to do anything stupid
User avatar #9 - waffies (01/13/2013) [-]
Don't just do it because i said so, do it because of what you said: you don't want to do anything stupid. And don't even think of it as avoiding that, go do something with them, have a good time ya know? Make it a happy day eh?

Mind if i add you as a friend? Keep in touch after your birthday and so on? I'm always happy to talk, even on less-serious topics.
#10 - doggstar (01/13/2013) [-]
sure, i dont mind
#11 - waffies (01/13/2013) [-]
Awesome. It's a pleasure to make your acquaintance doggstar
#12 - doggstar (01/13/2013) [-]
the pleasure is all mine waffies
#4 - i dont really know why. one day i just decided i wanted to off…  [+] (8 new replies) 01/13/2013 on doggstar's profile 0
User avatar #5 - waffies (01/13/2013) [-]
A burden on society? Why do you think you'd be that? From what i can tell you're just as good a human being as anyone i know. At least i see no reason to think that you'd ever become a burden. There's no reason to do it if there's nothing to gain on any state of mind :/
#6 - doggstar (01/13/2013) [-]
i know. i've been conflicted lately because i've had the plan for 8 years. it is sound i have the bike the area in which i am to crash is mapped out. but the past year i've gained friends and have gotten better at work, even my medical conditions are improving. i dont want to do it but subconsciously i do and it's sending me mad as i think about it, constantly argueing with myself as itry to find a way out of my own reality
User avatar #7 - waffies (01/13/2013) [-]
Well, who else knows of your "plan"?

To me it seems more like something that's been so constantly in mind that it became a certainty. Nothing logical, just inescapable.

I had a conflict of this nature in middle school. I really wasn't of an age for such decisions, but still, a complete lack of friends, presence of bullies, absence of hope, and so forth, drove me to the edge. And right before i did something regrettable, i realized that there was probably things worth living for, and my issues were temporary.

In your case, the reasons not to do it are plain and clear, as you just listed three! Friends, work improvements, health... going through with it would just be universally silly to be honest :/

My recommendation? Make plans on your birthday. Plans that you really can't skip out on, as you'll be with someone somewhere. Hows that sound?
#8 - doggstar (01/13/2013) [-]
no one.
it makes sense the way you've pointed out, i guess it has just become such a certainty that i feel i must do it. i planned to have a small drink by myself then follow through. there will be no party and since my family is nowhere near where i live and i've been out of contact for almost 2 years except a small talk to my sister every now and then i guess if i didn't have any id and took the plates off my bike i'd just become another number a simple jhon doe in the system... i'll do you a favour, i'll call some friends and have them keep an eye on me so i dont do anything stupid.. i dont want to do anything stupid
User avatar #9 - waffies (01/13/2013) [-]
Don't just do it because i said so, do it because of what you said: you don't want to do anything stupid. And don't even think of it as avoiding that, go do something with them, have a good time ya know? Make it a happy day eh?

Mind if i add you as a friend? Keep in touch after your birthday and so on? I'm always happy to talk, even on less-serious topics.
#10 - doggstar (01/13/2013) [-]
sure, i dont mind
#11 - waffies (01/13/2013) [-]
Awesome. It's a pleasure to make your acquaintance doggstar
#12 - doggstar (01/13/2013) [-]
the pleasure is all mine waffies
#2 - yes. it's a plan i've had since i was 13  [+] (10 new replies) 01/13/2013 on doggstar's profile 0
User avatar #3 - waffies (01/13/2013) [-]
there's a million things i could ask, but im gonna go with two:

1.) Any particular reason why?

2.) You wanna talk about it?
#4 - doggstar (01/13/2013) [-]
i dont really know why. one day i just decided i wanted to off myself when i was 21. i guess i just never wanted to grow old and become a burdan on society or my family and i thought since i'll officially be classed as an adult by my elders and my youngers i figured i could just get into(or cause) an accident that would take my life. people would just see it as a tragedy, a simple unforseen scenerio....
User avatar #5 - waffies (01/13/2013) [-]
A burden on society? Why do you think you'd be that? From what i can tell you're just as good a human being as anyone i know. At least i see no reason to think that you'd ever become a burden. There's no reason to do it if there's nothing to gain on any state of mind :/
#6 - doggstar (01/13/2013) [-]
i know. i've been conflicted lately because i've had the plan for 8 years. it is sound i have the bike the area in which i am to crash is mapped out. but the past year i've gained friends and have gotten better at work, even my medical conditions are improving. i dont want to do it but subconsciously i do and it's sending me mad as i think about it, constantly argueing with myself as itry to find a way out of my own reality
User avatar #7 - waffies (01/13/2013) [-]
Well, who else knows of your "plan"?

To me it seems more like something that's been so constantly in mind that it became a certainty. Nothing logical, just inescapable.

I had a conflict of this nature in middle school. I really wasn't of an age for such decisions, but still, a complete lack of friends, presence of bullies, absence of hope, and so forth, drove me to the edge. And right before i did something regrettable, i realized that there was probably things worth living for, and my issues were temporary.

In your case, the reasons not to do it are plain and clear, as you just listed three! Friends, work improvements, health... going through with it would just be universally silly to be honest :/

My recommendation? Make plans on your birthday. Plans that you really can't skip out on, as you'll be with someone somewhere. Hows that sound?
#8 - doggstar (01/13/2013) [-]
no one.
it makes sense the way you've pointed out, i guess it has just become such a certainty that i feel i must do it. i planned to have a small drink by myself then follow through. there will be no party and since my family is nowhere near where i live and i've been out of contact for almost 2 years except a small talk to my sister every now and then i guess if i didn't have any id and took the plates off my bike i'd just become another number a simple jhon doe in the system... i'll do you a favour, i'll call some friends and have them keep an eye on me so i dont do anything stupid.. i dont want to do anything stupid
User avatar #9 - waffies (01/13/2013) [-]
Don't just do it because i said so, do it because of what you said: you don't want to do anything stupid. And don't even think of it as avoiding that, go do something with them, have a good time ya know? Make it a happy day eh?

Mind if i add you as a friend? Keep in touch after your birthday and so on? I'm always happy to talk, even on less-serious topics.
#10 - doggstar (01/13/2013) [-]
sure, i dont mind
#11 - waffies (01/13/2013) [-]
Awesome. It's a pleasure to make your acquaintance doggstar
#12 - doggstar (01/13/2013) [-]
the pleasure is all mine waffies
#5 - **doggstar rolled a random image posted in comment #2794320 …  [+] (2 new replies) 01/13/2013 on Hug me! -1
User avatar #13 - annogram (01/13/2013) [-]
also if you don't wanna do it creatively don't do it at all.
#8 - Loststorm (01/13/2013) [-]
Don't do it.

Not only because you have an entire damn life ahead of you, but also imagine if you DIDN'T die in that. You'd have massive hospital bills and could be crippled horribly to the point where if you wanted to try again, you can't because you're physically unable.
Whatever is making you want to kill yourself, I highly, HIGHLY suggest that you put everything behind you and perhaps start a new life.
#18 - depends on who you are. i was enthralled by the story and artw…  [+] (1 new reply) 01/13/2013 on Lilly 0
User avatar #19 - lincolnpenis (01/13/2013) [-]
Alright. cool, time to download this :3
#29 - one of the few hundred i have cycling on a slideshow 01/13/2013 on My current wallpaper 0
#80 - i laughed way too hard at this 01/12/2013 on Handicapped Hostility -1
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#18 - waffies ONLINE (10/19/2014) [-]
Well hello there! I was doing a big friends-list check, looking in on people I havent talked to in forever and a half, and saw our old conversation below! How's life broski?
Well hello there! I was doing a big friends-list check, looking in on people I havent talked to in forever and a half, and saw our old conversation below! How's life broski?
#17 - Womens Study Major (09/18/2013) [-]
you faggot ****** , log in and say it like a man next time
User avatar #16 - amissingmouse (06/13/2013) [-]
Hey
#14 - dracodiabolus **User deleted account** (04/09/2013) [-]
ARE YOU THE REAL DIRTY DAN?
#15 to #14 - doggstar (04/09/2013) [-]
no
#1 - waffies ONLINE (01/13/2013) [-]
just saw your comment on the motorcycle crash gif, about repeating the act as a way of killing yourself, were you serious?
#2 to #1 - doggstar (01/13/2013) [-]
yes. it's a plan i've had since i was 13
User avatar #3 to #2 - waffies ONLINE (01/13/2013) [-]
there's a million things i could ask, but im gonna go with two:

1.) Any particular reason why?

2.) You wanna talk about it?
#4 to #3 - doggstar (01/13/2013) [-]
i dont really know why. one day i just decided i wanted to off myself when i was 21. i guess i just never wanted to grow old and become a burdan on society or my family and i thought since i'll officially be classed as an adult by my elders and my youngers i figured i could just get into(or cause) an accident that would take my life. people would just see it as a tragedy, a simple unforseen scenerio....
User avatar #5 to #4 - waffies ONLINE (01/13/2013) [-]
A burden on society? Why do you think you'd be that? From what i can tell you're just as good a human being as anyone i know. At least i see no reason to think that you'd ever become a burden. There's no reason to do it if there's nothing to gain on any state of mind :/
#6 to #5 - doggstar (01/13/2013) [-]
i know. i've been conflicted lately because i've had the plan for 8 years. it is sound i have the bike the area in which i am to crash is mapped out. but the past year i've gained friends and have gotten better at work, even my medical conditions are improving. i dont want to do it but subconsciously i do and it's sending me mad as i think about it, constantly argueing with myself as itry to find a way out of my own reality
User avatar #7 to #6 - waffies ONLINE (01/13/2013) [-]
Well, who else knows of your "plan"?

To me it seems more like something that's been so constantly in mind that it became a certainty. Nothing logical, just inescapable.

I had a conflict of this nature in middle school. I really wasn't of an age for such decisions, but still, a complete lack of friends, presence of bullies, absence of hope, and so forth, drove me to the edge. And right before i did something regrettable, i realized that there was probably things worth living for, and my issues were temporary.

In your case, the reasons not to do it are plain and clear, as you just listed three! Friends, work improvements, health... going through with it would just be universally silly to be honest :/

My recommendation? Make plans on your birthday. Plans that you really can't skip out on, as you'll be with someone somewhere. Hows that sound?
#8 to #7 - doggstar (01/13/2013) [-]
no one.
it makes sense the way you've pointed out, i guess it has just become such a certainty that i feel i must do it. i planned to have a small drink by myself then follow through. there will be no party and since my family is nowhere near where i live and i've been out of contact for almost 2 years except a small talk to my sister every now and then i guess if i didn't have any id and took the plates off my bike i'd just become another number a simple jhon doe in the system... i'll do you a favour, i'll call some friends and have them keep an eye on me so i dont do anything stupid.. i dont want to do anything stupid
User avatar #9 to #8 - waffies ONLINE (01/13/2013) [-]
Don't just do it because i said so, do it because of what you said: you don't want to do anything stupid. And don't even think of it as avoiding that, go do something with them, have a good time ya know? Make it a happy day eh?

Mind if i add you as a friend? Keep in touch after your birthday and so on? I'm always happy to talk, even on less-serious topics.
#10 to #9 - doggstar (01/13/2013) [-]
sure, i dont mind
#11 to #10 - waffies ONLINE (01/13/2013) [-]
Awesome. It's a pleasure to make your acquaintance doggstar
#12 to #11 - doggstar (01/13/2013) [-]
the pleasure is all mine waffies
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