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#32 - Comment deleted  [+] (1 new reply) 04/09/2014 on I wasnt 0
#33 - goonzooz (04/09/2014) [-]
a bit too much info there man... Take it to NSFW
#257 - i hate getting compliments,  [+] (1 new reply) 04/09/2014 on I'd love to compliment you... 0
User avatar #265 - youarenotspecial (04/09/2014) [-]
That's a very admirable trait.
#520 - Comment deleted 04/03/2014 on fetishes +2
#8 - can someone care to enlighten me as to what this movie is called?  [+] (3 new replies) 04/01/2014 on What episode of Lazy Town... 0
User avatar #35 - arthurmitchell (04/01/2014) [-]
User avatar #11 - buxton (04/01/2014) [-]
The movie is called 'Closer' my friend.
User avatar #10 - nebuchadnezzaurus (04/01/2014) [-]
LazyTown the Movie
#16 - she leapt backwards to grab part of his skull that came off so… 03/26/2014 on Everyone should try it 0
#103 - my gf did this once. she was asleep the whole time then when s… 02/23/2014 on A new form of sleep walking 0
#46 - make me a steak flavoured one and i'll be happy 02/23/2014 on Or for the same price buy... 0
#74 - my gfs parents like me better than i thought they would  [+] (2 new replies) 02/20/2014 on Meeting the parents... 0
User avatar #82 - andrewjla (02/20/2014) [-]
you fool, it's a trap!
#79 - dubh (02/20/2014) [-]
They are merely biding their time, waiting for the perfect time to strike!
#60 - its a real pain in the arse the only way i'm dealing with it i… 02/17/2014 on Bitches, amiright u guys? 0
#3 - got my gf C.O.D ghosts, she's a bigger gamer than i'll ever be 02/15/2014 on Got my GF a Pandora.. 0
#66 - i had the same reaction when my gf said that 02/06/2014 on mfw my girlfriend said this... 0
#40 - yeah that is good, i actually might do that this weekend, thanks  [+] (1 new reply) 02/03/2014 on the duck knows +1
#41 - thebrutalviking (02/03/2014) [-]
No problem
#36 - my girl is scared of birds.. so what do i do instead  [+] (4 new replies) 02/03/2014 on the duck knows +1
#44 - iheartjackiechan (02/03/2014) [-]
Bring bread and a bb gun
#39 - thebrutalviking (02/03/2014) [-]
Go to the park and bring some food for you two to eat, and you two will have a great time.
Just remember to talk to her.
#40 - doggstar (02/03/2014) [-]
yeah that is good, i actually might do that this weekend, thanks
#41 - thebrutalviking (02/03/2014) [-]
No problem
#3 - my gf and i actually have sex while she's on her period  [+] (2 new replies) 01/30/2014 on Humping the First Day After... 0
#5 - infurnus (01/30/2014) [-]
Filthy fucker
#4 - anonymous (01/30/2014) [-]
very cool
#16 - even though i have a gf that isn't exactly prude when it comes…  [+] (1 new reply) 01/23/2014 on It will always feel better 0
#49 - meuk (01/23/2014) [-]
implying you have to pull out during sex
#296 - white magnet 01/22/2014 on GAME TIME +1
#4 - i haven't used a condom once with my gf, she's been on the pil… 01/02/2014 on No rubber 0
#1 - Comment deleted  [+] (1 new reply) 01/02/2014 on biggest regret of 2013? +3
#2 - psychadelicace Comment deleted by doggstar
#3 - made my own rpg useing an rpg maker, **** was pretty co…  [+] (1 new reply) 01/02/2014 on Ever wanted to make an RPG? 0
User avatar #4 - OOOnelsonOOO (01/02/2014) [-]
That's going to be the core structure of it, actually. The Ruby-Mod script isn't the most powerful, but it can get the job done for most of what you'd need.
#9 - to be honest just because you hate someone doesn't mean you ha… 01/02/2014 on Tags are Spy! 0
#126 - even e is wrong, the earth was created through by molton spac…  [+] (1 new reply) 01/01/2014 on Kid is smarter than the... 0
User avatar #130 - NeucularNINJA (01/01/2014) [-]
I thought the Big Bang was just any creation theory?
#51 - **** , so thats what my bros thinks happened to me 01/01/2014 on Bro Friend 0
#52 - i feel for you bro and i know what you mean about being talked…  [+] (1 new reply) 01/01/2014 on My favorite app +3
User avatar #53 - dharkmoswen (01/01/2014) [-]
#35 - infamous.. you get to choose whether you want to be good or ev… 12/29/2013 on Do you feel like a hero yet? -1
#2 - organization of your fire and non burnt items is essential in … 12/23/2013 on top notch plan 0


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#18 - waffies (10/19/2014) [-]
Well hello there! I was doing a big friends-list check, looking in on people I havent talked to in forever and a half, and saw our old conversation below! How's life broski?
Well hello there! I was doing a big friends-list check, looking in on people I havent talked to in forever and a half, and saw our old conversation below! How's life broski?
#17 - anonymous (09/18/2013) [-]
you faggot ****** , log in and say it like a man next time
User avatar #16 - amissingmouse (06/13/2013) [-]
#14 - dracodiabolus **User deleted account** (04/09/2013) [-]
#15 to #14 - doggstar (04/09/2013) [-]
#1 - waffies (01/13/2013) [-]
just saw your comment on the motorcycle crash gif, about repeating the act as a way of killing yourself, were you serious?
#2 to #1 - doggstar (01/13/2013) [-]
yes. it's a plan i've had since i was 13
User avatar #3 to #2 - waffies (01/13/2013) [-]
there's a million things i could ask, but im gonna go with two:

1.) Any particular reason why?

2.) You wanna talk about it?
#4 to #3 - doggstar (01/13/2013) [-]
i dont really know why. one day i just decided i wanted to off myself when i was 21. i guess i just never wanted to grow old and become a burdan on society or my family and i thought since i'll officially be classed as an adult by my elders and my youngers i figured i could just get into(or cause) an accident that would take my life. people would just see it as a tragedy, a simple unforseen scenerio....
User avatar #5 to #4 - waffies (01/13/2013) [-]
A burden on society? Why do you think you'd be that? From what i can tell you're just as good a human being as anyone i know. At least i see no reason to think that you'd ever become a burden. There's no reason to do it if there's nothing to gain on any state of mind :/
#6 to #5 - doggstar (01/13/2013) [-]
i know. i've been conflicted lately because i've had the plan for 8 years. it is sound i have the bike the area in which i am to crash is mapped out. but the past year i've gained friends and have gotten better at work, even my medical conditions are improving. i dont want to do it but subconsciously i do and it's sending me mad as i think about it, constantly argueing with myself as itry to find a way out of my own reality
User avatar #7 to #6 - waffies (01/13/2013) [-]
Well, who else knows of your "plan"?

To me it seems more like something that's been so constantly in mind that it became a certainty. Nothing logical, just inescapable.

I had a conflict of this nature in middle school. I really wasn't of an age for such decisions, but still, a complete lack of friends, presence of bullies, absence of hope, and so forth, drove me to the edge. And right before i did something regrettable, i realized that there was probably things worth living for, and my issues were temporary.

In your case, the reasons not to do it are plain and clear, as you just listed three! Friends, work improvements, health... going through with it would just be universally silly to be honest :/

My recommendation? Make plans on your birthday. Plans that you really can't skip out on, as you'll be with someone somewhere. Hows that sound?
#8 to #7 - doggstar (01/13/2013) [-]
no one.
it makes sense the way you've pointed out, i guess it has just become such a certainty that i feel i must do it. i planned to have a small drink by myself then follow through. there will be no party and since my family is nowhere near where i live and i've been out of contact for almost 2 years except a small talk to my sister every now and then i guess if i didn't have any id and took the plates off my bike i'd just become another number a simple jhon doe in the system... i'll do you a favour, i'll call some friends and have them keep an eye on me so i dont do anything stupid.. i dont want to do anything stupid
User avatar #9 to #8 - waffies (01/13/2013) [-]
Don't just do it because i said so, do it because of what you said: you don't want to do anything stupid. And don't even think of it as avoiding that, go do something with them, have a good time ya know? Make it a happy day eh?

Mind if i add you as a friend? Keep in touch after your birthday and so on? I'm always happy to talk, even on less-serious topics.
#10 to #9 - doggstar (01/13/2013) [-]
sure, i dont mind
#11 to #10 - waffies (01/13/2013) [-]
Awesome. It's a pleasure to make your acquaintance doggstar
#12 to #11 - doggstar (01/13/2013) [-]
the pleasure is all mine waffies
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