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#84 - **doggstar rolls 8** can a wood chuck that could chuck wood …  [+] (2 new replies) 01/28/2013 on Mallard has some advice +4
#85 - doggstar (01/28/2013) [-]
**doggstar rolls 5** is that what you really want me to do?
#87 - doggstar (01/28/2013) [-]
**doggstar rolls 2** give me a straight answer dammit
#1 - that's a truck gear box sir 01/24/2013 on The truth 0
#66 - same, i convinced my sister to name her daughter anastasia 01/24/2013 on Flynn Rider's too clever... +1
#35 - ****** love it, Anastasia is right up with it as well.  [+] (6 new replies) 01/24/2013 on Flynn Rider's too clever... +5
User avatar #65 - thebestofmurder (01/24/2013) [-]
Anastasia... my favorite Disney Princess.
User avatar #87 - jesusfrankenstein (01/24/2013) [-]
Anastasia was not a Disney movie.. at all.
#74 - ijpowers (01/24/2013) [-]
Anastasia is a Fox movie. Not a Disney movie.
User avatar #95 - thebestofmurder (01/24/2013) [-]
Fuck... really? Well, shit. It's been a while, so you'll have to forgive me for my lapse in memory. Could have sworn it was a Disney movie, but fuck it I guess. Shit happens, yeah?
#213 - ijpowers (01/24/2013) [-]
it's still a good movie though.
#66 - doggstar (01/24/2013) [-]
same, i convinced my sister to name her daughter anastasia
#2 - well i think clones wouldn't be so bad.. but if clones do exis… 01/24/2013 on HUMAN CLONES +3
#4 - hey this reminds me.. has the next few episodes come out?  [+] (1 new reply) 01/24/2013 on THE SOUND OF THE DRUMS 0
#7 - fightforreason (01/24/2013) [-]
March 30th, we have to wait my friend,
on another note, I now suddenly want to rule everything.
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#5 - could do without the rage face bro 01/23/2013 on Elders react to Happy tree... +12
#11 - i have the pocket watch and hat, but i refuse to wear suspende… 01/23/2013 on true story 0
#8 - **doggstar rolled a random image posted in comment #63018 a… 01/23/2013 on Growing up... +1
#29 - **doggstar rolled a random image posted in comment #15 at … 01/23/2013 on Someone's gettin it in tonight 0
#17 - i am far from alpha, i'm a beta bookworm and can count the amo…  [+] (1 new reply) 01/23/2013 on How to cope with post... 0
User avatar #18 - puccypirateisback (01/23/2013) [-]
Hey I empathize with you man. I wish the hair on my sack was the amount of courage I had to talk to chicks. I didn't have female friends until I got into high school and I want to have a girlfriend before I leave high school so I don't look like a bitch in college. It ain't gonna be easy but nobody said it would be. You gotta find someone who shares your interests, go to a library, strike up a conversation about the book their reading, start something. You want to change yourself but it all starts with you dog. Sorry for sounding like I know everything because I don't, I'm as ignorant as any other naive kid and I don't even follow my own advice. But I think if I say it to myself enough times, it might come true. Hope your life turns for the better, brother, and I mean it when I say it. Stranger or not, you can't have too many friends.
#282 - true that, i want to shake his hand 01/22/2013 on His Jimmies are rustled +2
#1 - i think it's because you have to break the other pokeball, the… 01/22/2013 on Pokemon 0
#15 - it is 01/22/2013 on makes your head itch +20
#9 - **doggstar rolled a random image posted in comment #30 at … 01/22/2013 on How to cope with post... -2
#8 - *roll picture)jesus ****** christ, the world of m…  [+] (4 new replies) 01/22/2013 on How to cope with post... -7
User avatar #15 - puccypirateisback (01/22/2013) [-]
though I agree with you 100%, it's not always that easy. Maybe you are an alpha and get pussy daily but shit ain't so easy on the otherside. Just sayin bro, be a little sensitive, point out someone's flaws constructively instead of sounding like their disappointed father.
#17 - doggstar (01/23/2013) [-]
i am far from alpha, i'm a beta bookworm and can count the amount of friends i have on one hand and the amount of chicks i've been with on the same hand after i count my friends and i'm still a godddamn virgin.. i live a pitiful life of just working, getting home reading a book and frequenting funnyjunk. i barely even go out in public unless i've run out of supplies... i know i can be an asshole, hell i am an asshole on the internet, because i use this place to vent my frustration at my patheticness. this may seem to make me a hypocritical prick compared to the previous comment about finding a chick who doesn't friendzone me but i actually dont mind, i'm happy to have a female friend over a girlfriend.... but you do have a point i'll be more sensitive next time and i'll even leave the other comment for red thumbinig because i do deserve it.
User avatar #18 - puccypirateisback (01/23/2013) [-]
Hey I empathize with you man. I wish the hair on my sack was the amount of courage I had to talk to chicks. I didn't have female friends until I got into high school and I want to have a girlfriend before I leave high school so I don't look like a bitch in college. It ain't gonna be easy but nobody said it would be. You gotta find someone who shares your interests, go to a library, strike up a conversation about the book their reading, start something. You want to change yourself but it all starts with you dog. Sorry for sounding like I know everything because I don't, I'm as ignorant as any other naive kid and I don't even follow my own advice. But I think if I say it to myself enough times, it might come true. Hope your life turns for the better, brother, and I mean it when I say it. Stranger or not, you can't have too many friends.
#9 - doggstar (01/22/2013) [-]
**doggstar rolled a random image posted in comment #30 at buh buh, barbarian **
#1 - Comment deleted 01/22/2013 on Quotes about friends 0
#8 - full metal alchemist: brotherhood hellsing and hellsing ul… 01/22/2013 on Suggestions +1
#74 - quite literally the same with me.. but i haven't been able to …  [+] (1 new reply) 01/22/2013 on Where to pet your cat and dog 0
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#191 - 8 bob marley: no woman no cry  [+] (1 new reply) 01/22/2013 on Song puzzle 0
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#2 - I AM THE CLIT COMMANDER. 01/22/2013 on Clitoris? 0
#21 - **doggstar rolled a random image posted in comment #44 at … 01/22/2013 on Help me... 0
#183 - but only poms and yanks drink that piss 01/20/2013 on Fucking Australia 0
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#17 - anonymous (09/18/2013) [-]
you faggot ****** , log in and say it like a man next time
User avatar #16 - amissingmouse (06/13/2013) [-]
Hey
#14 - dracodiabolus **User deleted account** (04/09/2013) [-]
ARE YOU THE REAL DIRTY DAN?
#15 to #14 - doggstar (04/09/2013) [-]
no
#1 - waffies (01/13/2013) [-]
just saw your comment on the motorcycle crash gif, about repeating the act as a way of killing yourself, were you serious?
#2 to #1 - doggstar (01/13/2013) [-]
yes. it's a plan i've had since i was 13
User avatar #3 to #2 - waffies (01/13/2013) [-]
there's a million things i could ask, but im gonna go with two:

1.) Any particular reason why?

2.) You wanna talk about it?
#4 to #3 - doggstar (01/13/2013) [-]
i dont really know why. one day i just decided i wanted to off myself when i was 21. i guess i just never wanted to grow old and become a burdan on society or my family and i thought since i'll officially be classed as an adult by my elders and my youngers i figured i could just get into(or cause) an accident that would take my life. people would just see it as a tragedy, a simple unforseen scenerio....
User avatar #5 to #4 - waffies (01/13/2013) [-]
A burden on society? Why do you think you'd be that? From what i can tell you're just as good a human being as anyone i know. At least i see no reason to think that you'd ever become a burden. There's no reason to do it if there's nothing to gain on any state of mind :/
#6 to #5 - doggstar (01/13/2013) [-]
i know. i've been conflicted lately because i've had the plan for 8 years. it is sound i have the bike the area in which i am to crash is mapped out. but the past year i've gained friends and have gotten better at work, even my medical conditions are improving. i dont want to do it but subconsciously i do and it's sending me mad as i think about it, constantly argueing with myself as itry to find a way out of my own reality
User avatar #7 to #6 - waffies (01/13/2013) [-]
Well, who else knows of your "plan"?

To me it seems more like something that's been so constantly in mind that it became a certainty. Nothing logical, just inescapable.

I had a conflict of this nature in middle school. I really wasn't of an age for such decisions, but still, a complete lack of friends, presence of bullies, absence of hope, and so forth, drove me to the edge. And right before i did something regrettable, i realized that there was probably things worth living for, and my issues were temporary.

In your case, the reasons not to do it are plain and clear, as you just listed three! Friends, work improvements, health... going through with it would just be universally silly to be honest :/

My recommendation? Make plans on your birthday. Plans that you really can't skip out on, as you'll be with someone somewhere. Hows that sound?
#8 to #7 - doggstar (01/13/2013) [-]
no one.
it makes sense the way you've pointed out, i guess it has just become such a certainty that i feel i must do it. i planned to have a small drink by myself then follow through. there will be no party and since my family is nowhere near where i live and i've been out of contact for almost 2 years except a small talk to my sister every now and then i guess if i didn't have any id and took the plates off my bike i'd just become another number a simple jhon doe in the system... i'll do you a favour, i'll call some friends and have them keep an eye on me so i dont do anything stupid.. i dont want to do anything stupid
User avatar #9 to #8 - waffies (01/13/2013) [-]
Don't just do it because i said so, do it because of what you said: you don't want to do anything stupid. And don't even think of it as avoiding that, go do something with them, have a good time ya know? Make it a happy day eh?

Mind if i add you as a friend? Keep in touch after your birthday and so on? I'm always happy to talk, even on less-serious topics.
#10 to #9 - doggstar (01/13/2013) [-]
sure, i dont mind
#11 to #10 - waffies (01/13/2013) [-]
Awesome. It's a pleasure to make your acquaintance doggstar
#12 to #11 - doggstar (01/13/2013) [-]
the pleasure is all mine waffies
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