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#10 - my gf is 27. i'm 22, dont really notice the age difference  [+] (3 new replies) 06/19/2014 on How did this happen to me? 0
#12 - omnomnompancakes (06/19/2014) [-]
pick one
User avatar #45 - bitchplzzz (06/19/2014) [-]
Do you even know how green texting works, you dipshit?
User avatar #50 - omnomnompancakes (06/19/2014) [-]
#126 - cant be ****** 06/16/2014 on Do you even lift? 0
#181 - ***** ***** ***** ***** ***** … 06/14/2014 on dhbjadbjkadaklsdn SCATMAAAN 0
#179 - we kiss the stars, we rise, we are, your name desire, youre fl…  [+] (1 new reply) 06/14/2014 on dhbjadbjkadaklsdn SCATMAAAN 0
#191 - withstrangeraeons (06/14/2014) [-]
That sounds more like something you'd chant while making a sacrifice.
#111 - she was stunned, you can see it and more than likely about to cry 06/04/2014 on hah, kids are dumb 0
#72 - **doggstar rolled image ** you sir are despicable 06/01/2014 on SnowGlobe messing is not cool. 0
#3156 - **doggstar rolled image ** 05/29/2014 on Your future wife/hubby 0
#4532 - **doggstar rolled image ** 05/28/2014 on *roll picture* 0
#10 - **doggstar rolled image ** the thing i lost my anal virginity to 05/27/2014 on Is there any other way? 0
#6 - probably but i'm going to go with f too because they've over a… 05/07/2014 on obsessive compulsive disorder 0
#19 - ha, did that once and i fell out because i wasn't wearing a se… 05/07/2014 on whap 0
#18 - i hear that man.. i once had the thought of strangling my my g… 05/07/2014 on whap 0
#208 - shot glass in a Jacuzzi with a taxidermist 05/07/2014 on Do you know Jack? 0
#17 - FISH STICKS!  [+] (1 new reply) 05/07/2014 on I wonder what this button does +1
User avatar #19 - roflstorm (05/08/2014) [-]
#62 - thats where you just drink till you cant taste it any more 05/07/2014 on (untitled) +1
#61 - i'm a chef and i dont do drugs or drink and i'm extremely leve… 05/07/2014 on (untitled) 0
#18 - nah mate, my ass is saggy and covered in hair and pimples 05/07/2014 on Please? +1
#2 - that is too true my friends, ive made the mistake of putting m… 04/23/2014 on Or it just feels wrong 0
#5 - **doggstar rolled image ** its the opposite with my mis… 04/22/2014 on A true man +22
#123 - the wildlife isn't that bad as long as you leave them alone th… 04/16/2014 on it's a decent place to live 0
#121 - and dont forget australia, were pretty darn good here too righ…  [+] (2 new replies) 04/16/2014 on it's a decent place to live 0
User avatar #122 - sircool (04/16/2014) [-]
wild life and massive wild fires.

oh, and only like the western part of it has human life established on it.
#123 - doggstar (04/16/2014) [-]
the wildlife isn't that bad as long as you leave them alone they wont hurt you, the fires are bad yes but not any different than usual

and it's the eastern coast that holds the densest part of thee population
#17 - tie-dye applesworth 04/14/2014 on i see what you did there 0
#375 - i apparently look like matt corby  [+] (1 new reply) 04/13/2014 on Lookalike Contest Results 0
#430 - CommentLord (04/13/2014) [-]
#2 - i dont get it.. did someone die?  [+] (1 new reply) 04/09/2014 on Legend even in death +1
User avatar #3 - Drumachine (04/09/2014) [-]
Ultimate Warrior
#57 - i only know how to use a mig with proper efficiency and could … 04/09/2014 on "weld done" and "that is so... 0


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#18 - waffies ONLINE (10/19/2014) [-]
Well hello there! I was doing a big friends-list check, looking in on people I havent talked to in forever and a half, and saw our old conversation below! How's life broski?
Well hello there! I was doing a big friends-list check, looking in on people I havent talked to in forever and a half, and saw our old conversation below! How's life broski?
#17 - Ken M (09/18/2013) [-]
you faggot ****** , log in and say it like a man next time
User avatar #16 - amissingmouse (06/13/2013) [-]
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#15 to #14 - doggstar (04/09/2013) [-]
#1 - waffies ONLINE (01/13/2013) [-]
just saw your comment on the motorcycle crash gif, about repeating the act as a way of killing yourself, were you serious?
#2 to #1 - doggstar (01/13/2013) [-]
yes. it's a plan i've had since i was 13
User avatar #3 to #2 - waffies ONLINE (01/13/2013) [-]
there's a million things i could ask, but im gonna go with two:

1.) Any particular reason why?

2.) You wanna talk about it?
#4 to #3 - doggstar (01/13/2013) [-]
i dont really know why. one day i just decided i wanted to off myself when i was 21. i guess i just never wanted to grow old and become a burdan on society or my family and i thought since i'll officially be classed as an adult by my elders and my youngers i figured i could just get into(or cause) an accident that would take my life. people would just see it as a tragedy, a simple unforseen scenerio....
User avatar #5 to #4 - waffies ONLINE (01/13/2013) [-]
A burden on society? Why do you think you'd be that? From what i can tell you're just as good a human being as anyone i know. At least i see no reason to think that you'd ever become a burden. There's no reason to do it if there's nothing to gain on any state of mind :/
#6 to #5 - doggstar (01/13/2013) [-]
i know. i've been conflicted lately because i've had the plan for 8 years. it is sound i have the bike the area in which i am to crash is mapped out. but the past year i've gained friends and have gotten better at work, even my medical conditions are improving. i dont want to do it but subconsciously i do and it's sending me mad as i think about it, constantly argueing with myself as itry to find a way out of my own reality
User avatar #7 to #6 - waffies ONLINE (01/13/2013) [-]
Well, who else knows of your "plan"?

To me it seems more like something that's been so constantly in mind that it became a certainty. Nothing logical, just inescapable.

I had a conflict of this nature in middle school. I really wasn't of an age for such decisions, but still, a complete lack of friends, presence of bullies, absence of hope, and so forth, drove me to the edge. And right before i did something regrettable, i realized that there was probably things worth living for, and my issues were temporary.

In your case, the reasons not to do it are plain and clear, as you just listed three! Friends, work improvements, health... going through with it would just be universally silly to be honest :/

My recommendation? Make plans on your birthday. Plans that you really can't skip out on, as you'll be with someone somewhere. Hows that sound?
#8 to #7 - doggstar (01/13/2013) [-]
no one.
it makes sense the way you've pointed out, i guess it has just become such a certainty that i feel i must do it. i planned to have a small drink by myself then follow through. there will be no party and since my family is nowhere near where i live and i've been out of contact for almost 2 years except a small talk to my sister every now and then i guess if i didn't have any id and took the plates off my bike i'd just become another number a simple jhon doe in the system... i'll do you a favour, i'll call some friends and have them keep an eye on me so i dont do anything stupid.. i dont want to do anything stupid
User avatar #9 to #8 - waffies ONLINE (01/13/2013) [-]
Don't just do it because i said so, do it because of what you said: you don't want to do anything stupid. And don't even think of it as avoiding that, go do something with them, have a good time ya know? Make it a happy day eh?

Mind if i add you as a friend? Keep in touch after your birthday and so on? I'm always happy to talk, even on less-serious topics.
#10 to #9 - doggstar (01/13/2013) [-]
sure, i dont mind
#11 to #10 - waffies ONLINE (01/13/2013) [-]
Awesome. It's a pleasure to make your acquaintance doggstar
#12 to #11 - doggstar (01/13/2013) [-]
the pleasure is all mine waffies
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