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#24 - i like your name. TARDIS. that's a good ****** name 04/18/2013 on >Logic 0
#23 - look, they're all lined up for the gunman 04/18/2013 on >Logic 0
#28 - bro, i know how you feel, my best friend is anorexic and she j…  [+] (1 new reply) 04/18/2013 on this made me hungry 0
User avatar #31 - madddeath (04/18/2013) [-]
I tried talking her into eating again. telling her how unhealthy it was how shes damaging herself. which, or course didn't work. So i made the decision that i wouldn't eat for awhile big thing for me i want to be a body builder and she knew that me doing that would jeopardize my entire life goal. She says that she honestly didn't think anyone loved her enough to just do that; take the risk to set myself back a bit. So she began eating again. Slowly but she started to. (can give you a back story that will make you understand why she was so surprised but i have to go for now)
#3 - Picture  [+] (1 new reply) 04/18/2013 on deal with it bitchtits +1
#4 - nomadfourohthree (04/18/2013) [-]
#3 - while you're asking that, why is edward sitting next to him? 04/18/2013 on The Lean of Death +4
#6 - i thought that was the point 04/18/2013 on Well Shit... 0
#14 - i cant tell, maybe someone should circle the obvisness 04/18/2013 on Truth! 0
#13 - everyone arrives at that station bro.. why dont you just be fr… 04/18/2013 on Love you. 0
#6 - yes.. 04/17/2013 on phone fun +2
#4 - man now i want to play that again 04/17/2013 on Remember Abe? 0
#8 - happened five times in a row when i was trying to play crash b… 04/17/2013 on Totally +1
#8 - i resized an old school jumper of mine for my dog a few years … 04/17/2013 on warm kitties 0
#124 - lol this was a good one 04/17/2013 on Title goes here +2
#6 - i had 04 when i lived in qld, but the house was 32 there, it's…  [+] (2 new replies) 04/17/2013 on Forever Alone... 0
User avatar #7 - leeroy (04/17/2013) [-]
yeah, i live in the top of victoria and everyone here has 04 at the start of their number
User avatar #23 - lordfluffs (04/17/2013) [-]
We have 04 and 05 in Finland
#2 - sadly i dont understand this reference 04/17/2013 on For My Bostonians 0
#2 - a tree in the park i walk through to get to the train station … 04/17/2013 on Dendrochronology 0
#17 - what about us aussies? 04/17/2013 on Being british this annoys me +2
#11 - each to their own i suppose, i guess i should congratulate you…  [+] (1 new reply) 04/17/2013 on perspective 0
User avatar #12 - cousin (04/17/2013) [-]
Aye, it was an experience though. It was a horrible time, and I'll never go back to that. Cheers.
#4 - cool, i've always wondered and now i know i shall be able to d…  [+] (4 new replies) 04/17/2013 on Forever Alone... 0
User avatar #5 - leeroy (04/17/2013) [-]
The first two numbers change for each state in Australia, Victorian mobiles have 04 and land line is 50

I think. that could all be bullshit, I don't know.
#6 - doggstar (04/17/2013) [-]
i had 04 when i lived in qld, but the house was 32 there, it's 93 where i am in victoria at the moment.
User avatar #7 - leeroy (04/17/2013) [-]
yeah, i live in the top of victoria and everyone here has 04 at the start of their number
User avatar #23 - lordfluffs (04/17/2013) [-]
We have 04 and 05 in Finland
#8 - i recluse myself most of the time and have only 3 friends.. 2 … 04/17/2013 on perspective 0
#2 - are mobile numbers in other countries different than those her…  [+] (17 new replies) 04/17/2013 on Forever Alone... 0
User avatar #28 - danrat (04/17/2013) [-]
norway starts with 41
User avatar #25 - tarantallegra (04/17/2013) [-]
here in Iceland they're all different.
like mine starts with 866 and my friend's with 699.
But they're all just 7 digits.
User avatar #30 - meganinja (04/17/2013) [-]
Sounds like America. Numbers are realistically 7 digits, but with a 3 digit area code that's always the same in a certain area.
User avatar #31 - tarantallegra (04/17/2013) [-]
We don't have area codes, but for home phones (house phones) the first 3 letters change by where you live when you register the number.
#12 - isuckdickformoney (04/17/2013) [-]
fuck it , in the UK the numbers start with 07 but im not going to block my number
so fucking listen up
07767984550
don't belive its mine? text it if u need and i will reply with anything
#14 - anonymous (04/17/2013) [-]
Thanks for the extra contact so it looks like I have more friends
#15 - isuckdickformoney (04/17/2013) [-]
no problem .need a chat just text me
User avatar #9 - steedawwg (04/17/2013) [-]
In the UK it starts 07..... and so on. It must be different everywhere.
User avatar #38 - randomnab (04/17/2013) [-]
Same thing here in Macedonia. 07X X being different for every provider
#24 - anonymous (04/17/2013) [-]
in sweden most numbers start with 07 to
#8 - bbzz (04/17/2013) [-]
+37063415*** here
#3 - anonymous (04/17/2013) [-]
Mine starts on 987 So Yeah (Norfag here)
#4 - doggstar (04/17/2013) [-]
cool, i've always wondered and now i know i shall be able to die in peace
User avatar #5 - leeroy (04/17/2013) [-]
The first two numbers change for each state in Australia, Victorian mobiles have 04 and land line is 50

I think. that could all be bullshit, I don't know.
#6 - doggstar (04/17/2013) [-]
i had 04 when i lived in qld, but the house was 32 there, it's 93 where i am in victoria at the moment.
User avatar #7 - leeroy (04/17/2013) [-]
yeah, i live in the top of victoria and everyone here has 04 at the start of their number
User avatar #23 - lordfluffs (04/17/2013) [-]
We have 04 and 05 in Finland
#5 - so you've ended up like me..but i dont despise everyone, i qui…  [+] (6 new replies) 04/17/2013 on perspective 0
User avatar #10 - cousin (04/17/2013) [-]
I've hated most people for as long as I can remember. I used to be full of hope, but when you see what is actually there, you give up.
I've started to actually work again now. There was a year of my life I spent on drugs as I couldn't handle the shit that was thrown at me. Not my best idea, but got out of that hole. Actually doing my programming again now, and started to build my company again. Fuck it, I'll take all the money I can and everyone can go fuck themselves.
#11 - doggstar (04/17/2013) [-]
each to their own i suppose, i guess i should congratulate your for dropping the drug habit but honestly it was your own fault for it, but congratulations anyway.. and good luck with the business
User avatar #12 - cousin (04/17/2013) [-]
Aye, it was an experience though. It was a horrible time, and I'll never go back to that. Cheers.
User avatar #7 - scandinavianpedo (04/17/2013) [-]
solitude i never the answer, we are after all social creatures, as you said we can do our part to make it a bit better place.
User avatar #9 - cousin (04/17/2013) [-]
We are, but that is what the internet is for. I have almost no friends in real life, as I basically threw them away as I couldn't deal with them being so idiotic all the time.
Sounds cynical, but I guess I kinda am now.
#8 - doggstar (04/17/2013) [-]
i recluse myself most of the time and have only 3 friends.. 2 if you count time dispersion because i haven't spoken to one in almost a year. but we do what we can by donating money that we may have spare or generally giving it to the homeless we see around the city.. we agreed that at the end of each 3 month period we would give all our old clothes that we didn't wear to the salvos
#13 - gidget picklenose 04/17/2013 on Nostalgic? Anyone? 0
#39 - i'd like to have a partner and a child from my own loins but t…  [+] (2 new replies) 04/17/2013 on Charlie Sheen +1
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#37 - well, i'd like a kid one day, i just don't see how i can achie…  [+] (4 new replies) 04/17/2013 on Charlie Sheen +1
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#39 - doggstar (04/17/2013) [-]
i'd like to have a partner and a child from my own loins but the problem would be with the relationship, unless i find an asexual female that i'm happy with and is happy with me who would also like kids i doubt that i would much be able to hold a true relationship together because if all my female friends are to go by, women are horny as hell and would probably cheat like anything.
good night, no problem with giving info out and it is currently 3pm of the 17/4/13
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#17 - anonymous (09/18/2013) [-]
you faggot ****** , log in and say it like a man next time
User avatar #16 - amissingmouse (06/13/2013) [-]
Hey
#14 - dracodiabolus **User deleted account** (04/09/2013) [-]
ARE YOU THE REAL DIRTY DAN?
#15 to #14 - doggstar (04/09/2013) [-]
no
#1 - waffies (01/13/2013) [-]
just saw your comment on the motorcycle crash gif, about repeating the act as a way of killing yourself, were you serious?
#2 to #1 - doggstar (01/13/2013) [-]
yes. it's a plan i've had since i was 13
User avatar #3 to #2 - waffies (01/13/2013) [-]
there's a million things i could ask, but im gonna go with two:

1.) Any particular reason why?

2.) You wanna talk about it?
#4 to #3 - doggstar (01/13/2013) [-]
i dont really know why. one day i just decided i wanted to off myself when i was 21. i guess i just never wanted to grow old and become a burdan on society or my family and i thought since i'll officially be classed as an adult by my elders and my youngers i figured i could just get into(or cause) an accident that would take my life. people would just see it as a tragedy, a simple unforseen scenerio....
User avatar #5 to #4 - waffies (01/13/2013) [-]
A burden on society? Why do you think you'd be that? From what i can tell you're just as good a human being as anyone i know. At least i see no reason to think that you'd ever become a burden. There's no reason to do it if there's nothing to gain on any state of mind :/
#6 to #5 - doggstar (01/13/2013) [-]
i know. i've been conflicted lately because i've had the plan for 8 years. it is sound i have the bike the area in which i am to crash is mapped out. but the past year i've gained friends and have gotten better at work, even my medical conditions are improving. i dont want to do it but subconsciously i do and it's sending me mad as i think about it, constantly argueing with myself as itry to find a way out of my own reality
User avatar #7 to #6 - waffies (01/13/2013) [-]
Well, who else knows of your "plan"?

To me it seems more like something that's been so constantly in mind that it became a certainty. Nothing logical, just inescapable.

I had a conflict of this nature in middle school. I really wasn't of an age for such decisions, but still, a complete lack of friends, presence of bullies, absence of hope, and so forth, drove me to the edge. And right before i did something regrettable, i realized that there was probably things worth living for, and my issues were temporary.

In your case, the reasons not to do it are plain and clear, as you just listed three! Friends, work improvements, health... going through with it would just be universally silly to be honest :/

My recommendation? Make plans on your birthday. Plans that you really can't skip out on, as you'll be with someone somewhere. Hows that sound?
#8 to #7 - doggstar (01/13/2013) [-]
no one.
it makes sense the way you've pointed out, i guess it has just become such a certainty that i feel i must do it. i planned to have a small drink by myself then follow through. there will be no party and since my family is nowhere near where i live and i've been out of contact for almost 2 years except a small talk to my sister every now and then i guess if i didn't have any id and took the plates off my bike i'd just become another number a simple jhon doe in the system... i'll do you a favour, i'll call some friends and have them keep an eye on me so i dont do anything stupid.. i dont want to do anything stupid
User avatar #9 to #8 - waffies (01/13/2013) [-]
Don't just do it because i said so, do it because of what you said: you don't want to do anything stupid. And don't even think of it as avoiding that, go do something with them, have a good time ya know? Make it a happy day eh?

Mind if i add you as a friend? Keep in touch after your birthday and so on? I'm always happy to talk, even on less-serious topics.
#10 to #9 - doggstar (01/13/2013) [-]
sure, i dont mind
#11 to #10 - waffies (01/13/2013) [-]
Awesome. It's a pleasure to make your acquaintance doggstar
#12 to #11 - doggstar (01/13/2013) [-]
the pleasure is all mine waffies
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