Click to expand


Last status update:
Personal Info
Date Signed Up:4/16/2012
Last Login:3/31/2015
Funnyjunk Career Stats
Content Thumbs: 6 total,  3 ,  9
Comment Thumbs: 3730 total,  4393 ,  663
Content Level Progress: 0% (0/1)
Level -3 Content: Sort of disliked → Level -1 Content: Sort of disliked
Comment Level Progress: 41% (41/100)
Level 236 Comments: Ambassador Of Lulz → Level 237 Comments: Ambassador Of Lulz
Content Views:824
Total Comments Made:1683
FJ Points:328

latest user's comments

#3 - i usually get my blankets back.. after a struggle anyway 04/22/2013 on Who's the weaker sex now? +14
#2 - zoe brooks huh? gotta learn to mask **** properly 04/22/2013 on Pipe down, Wh@re! +2
#4158110 - Picture 04/22/2013 on Autism Board 0
#1 - is that john cena in the background? 04/22/2013 on Jew can't ze me. 0
#11 - Comment deleted 04/22/2013 on The Goatman +2
#16 - this is why i like being aussie  [+] (4 new replies) 04/22/2013 on Are you fucking kidding me? +3
User avatar #22 - biomedic (04/22/2013) [-]
Commonwealth is the place to be.
#18 - winglit (04/22/2013) [-]
How are you liking the newest M rated gam... OHHHHHH sorry
#94 - anonymous (04/22/2013) [-]
We have R rated games now.
User avatar #17 - jellybaby (04/22/2013) [-]
Fuck yeah Aussies!
#1 - Picture 04/22/2013 on Hello civilian, stay outta... 0
#21 - **doggstar rolled user kanade ** hell let's all jump on th… 04/22/2013 on What are the odds? -1
#4 - hfw after it's done 04/22/2013 on That special mother and... +11
#19 - highlander 04/22/2013 on Game time lets see who... +1
#35 - aus fag here. live in melbourne.. changed since i read/ played… 04/22/2013 on Searching +1
#30 - i like that idea.. lets do that 04/22/2013 on Bustin' out some old... +4
#4 - looks cool, i might just get it 04/22/2013 on Ingress 0
#26 - no need for that, just kidnap all the idiots male and female, …  [+] (2 new replies) 04/22/2013 on Bustin' out some old... 0
#29 - krasnogvardiech (04/22/2013) [-]
#30 - doggstar (04/22/2013) [-]
i like that idea.. lets do that
#17 - random act of kindness.. isn't that the foundation misha colli… 04/22/2013 on Faith in Humanity... 0
#23 - or some guy likes girl and actually goes on a few dates but du…  [+] (1 new reply) 04/22/2013 on Forever in the friendzone 0
User avatar #29 - zaiopeperse (04/22/2013) [-]
for some reason I thought of the "feminist" way of thinking "all sex is rape" when you said that he accepts the friendzone and then regrets it. According to that logic, he was rapezoned
#13 - ha, i didn't even know that was an assassins creed style hoodi… 04/22/2013 on Seems legit 0
#15 - i like this guy 04/22/2013 on A Legend +1
#106 - what i think asian people were thinking about me when i said i… 04/22/2013 on You Dishonor Famiry +6
#29 - but metal makes me feel better when i'm in a ****** mood. 04/22/2013 on filthy copper +1
#59 - you and me both bro.. you and me both 04/22/2013 on Feel post +1
#12 - alright, i get the fact he has feelings for this girl but she …  [+] (1 new reply) 04/22/2013 on feely feels that feel feely +2
User avatar #17 - curveball (04/22/2013) [-]
This is from /b/, so the guy probably didn't kill himself. I'd be surprised if most of this is true.
#3 - 40 oz is only 1.18 litres.. this is obviously fake because i d…  [+] (1 new reply) 04/22/2013 on Moderation 0
User avatar #4 - thepyras (04/22/2013) [-]
You drink 1.5 liters of 5 Hour Energy every day?
#1 - well this is for older or more sophisticated literature where … 04/22/2013 on how me a dog learn read? 0
#28 - 21 and no, my brain isn't fully functioning 04/22/2013 on 100% accurate 0


Total unique items point value: 2050 / Total items point value: 2100
What do you think? Give us your opinion. Anonymous comments allowed.
#18 - waffies (10/19/2014) [-]
Well hello there! I was doing a big friends-list check, looking in on people I havent talked to in forever and a half, and saw our old conversation below! How's life broski?
Well hello there! I was doing a big friends-list check, looking in on people I havent talked to in forever and a half, and saw our old conversation below! How's life broski?
#17 - anonymous (09/18/2013) [-]
you faggot ****** , log in and say it like a man next time
User avatar #16 - amissingmouse (06/13/2013) [-]
#14 - dracodiabolus **User deleted account** (04/09/2013) [-]
#15 to #14 - doggstar (04/09/2013) [-]
#1 - waffies (01/13/2013) [-]
just saw your comment on the motorcycle crash gif, about repeating the act as a way of killing yourself, were you serious?
#2 to #1 - doggstar (01/13/2013) [-]
yes. it's a plan i've had since i was 13
User avatar #3 to #2 - waffies (01/13/2013) [-]
there's a million things i could ask, but im gonna go with two:

1.) Any particular reason why?

2.) You wanna talk about it?
#4 to #3 - doggstar (01/13/2013) [-]
i dont really know why. one day i just decided i wanted to off myself when i was 21. i guess i just never wanted to grow old and become a burdan on society or my family and i thought since i'll officially be classed as an adult by my elders and my youngers i figured i could just get into(or cause) an accident that would take my life. people would just see it as a tragedy, a simple unforseen scenerio....
User avatar #5 to #4 - waffies (01/13/2013) [-]
A burden on society? Why do you think you'd be that? From what i can tell you're just as good a human being as anyone i know. At least i see no reason to think that you'd ever become a burden. There's no reason to do it if there's nothing to gain on any state of mind :/
#6 to #5 - doggstar (01/13/2013) [-]
i know. i've been conflicted lately because i've had the plan for 8 years. it is sound i have the bike the area in which i am to crash is mapped out. but the past year i've gained friends and have gotten better at work, even my medical conditions are improving. i dont want to do it but subconsciously i do and it's sending me mad as i think about it, constantly argueing with myself as itry to find a way out of my own reality
User avatar #7 to #6 - waffies (01/13/2013) [-]
Well, who else knows of your "plan"?

To me it seems more like something that's been so constantly in mind that it became a certainty. Nothing logical, just inescapable.

I had a conflict of this nature in middle school. I really wasn't of an age for such decisions, but still, a complete lack of friends, presence of bullies, absence of hope, and so forth, drove me to the edge. And right before i did something regrettable, i realized that there was probably things worth living for, and my issues were temporary.

In your case, the reasons not to do it are plain and clear, as you just listed three! Friends, work improvements, health... going through with it would just be universally silly to be honest :/

My recommendation? Make plans on your birthday. Plans that you really can't skip out on, as you'll be with someone somewhere. Hows that sound?
#8 to #7 - doggstar (01/13/2013) [-]
no one.
it makes sense the way you've pointed out, i guess it has just become such a certainty that i feel i must do it. i planned to have a small drink by myself then follow through. there will be no party and since my family is nowhere near where i live and i've been out of contact for almost 2 years except a small talk to my sister every now and then i guess if i didn't have any id and took the plates off my bike i'd just become another number a simple jhon doe in the system... i'll do you a favour, i'll call some friends and have them keep an eye on me so i dont do anything stupid.. i dont want to do anything stupid
User avatar #9 to #8 - waffies (01/13/2013) [-]
Don't just do it because i said so, do it because of what you said: you don't want to do anything stupid. And don't even think of it as avoiding that, go do something with them, have a good time ya know? Make it a happy day eh?

Mind if i add you as a friend? Keep in touch after your birthday and so on? I'm always happy to talk, even on less-serious topics.
#10 to #9 - doggstar (01/13/2013) [-]
sure, i dont mind
#11 to #10 - waffies (01/13/2013) [-]
Awesome. It's a pleasure to make your acquaintance doggstar
#12 to #11 - doggstar (01/13/2013) [-]
the pleasure is all mine waffies
 Friends (0)