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#2 - Comment deleted 04/23/2013 on Why 0
#1 - bah, we alsso have a higher sensitivity to light.. mine gets r…  [+] (5 new replies) 04/23/2013 on Bloo eyes +3
User avatar #13 - imnotthere (04/24/2013) [-]
wear sunnies all the time
thats what i do
gets real annoying sometimes
#6 - lolstardom (04/24/2013) [-]
I know that feel bro...
User avatar #2 - DeusArchaic (04/23/2013) [-]
That has nothing to do with your eye color, you just need to go outside more often!
User avatar #5 - DJKitty (04/24/2013) [-]
No actually it's true.
I regularly go outside and I have to wear shades or squint like a goddamn chink
#3 - doggstar (04/23/2013) [-]
eh, just something i heard, and yes i guess i do
#13 - sweet thanks for that.. i can now train my pokemon for the ult…  [+] (1 new reply) 04/23/2013 on Everything was Eevee and... 0
User avatar #14 - herebemonstars (04/23/2013) [-]
Good luck
#11 - well that sucks.. will the other stones work though? i want th…  [+] (3 new replies) 04/23/2013 on Everything was Eevee and... 0
User avatar #12 - herebemonstars (04/23/2013) [-]
All other Evo stones will work and Umbreon/Espeon need happiness And then need to Evolve at Night (umbreon) and Day (espeon)
#13 - doggstar (04/23/2013) [-]
sweet thanks for that.. i can now train my pokemon for the ultimate eeveelutionary team
User avatar #14 - herebemonstars (04/23/2013) [-]
Good luck
#8 - i'm going for all of them, it just didn't let me use the stone  [+] (6 new replies) 04/23/2013 on Everything was Eevee and... 0
User avatar #10 - herebemonstars (04/23/2013) [-]
you will also Run into the same problem with Glaceon as the Ice rock is not present Either
User avatar #9 - herebemonstars (04/23/2013) [-]
Yeah the Leaf stone will not work for Leafeon you need this
bulbapedia.bulbagarden.net/wiki/Moss_Rock
But it is not in soul silver
#11 - doggstar (04/23/2013) [-]
well that sucks.. will the other stones work though? i want the wole team but i could live without a leafeon for now
User avatar #12 - herebemonstars (04/23/2013) [-]
All other Evo stones will work and Umbreon/Espeon need happiness And then need to Evolve at Night (umbreon) and Day (espeon)
#13 - doggstar (04/23/2013) [-]
sweet thanks for that.. i can now train my pokemon for the ultimate eeveelutionary team
User avatar #14 - herebemonstars (04/23/2013) [-]
Good luck
#6 - soul silver  [+] (8 new replies) 04/23/2013 on Everything was Eevee and... 0
User avatar #7 - herebemonstars (04/23/2013) [-]
Ah then you have a problem my friend
You are going for Leafeon I take it?
#8 - doggstar (04/23/2013) [-]
i'm going for all of them, it just didn't let me use the stone
User avatar #10 - herebemonstars (04/23/2013) [-]
you will also Run into the same problem with Glaceon as the Ice rock is not present Either
User avatar #9 - herebemonstars (04/23/2013) [-]
Yeah the Leaf stone will not work for Leafeon you need this
bulbapedia.bulbagarden.net/wiki/Moss_Rock
But it is not in soul silver
#11 - doggstar (04/23/2013) [-]
well that sucks.. will the other stones work though? i want the wole team but i could live without a leafeon for now
User avatar #12 - herebemonstars (04/23/2013) [-]
All other Evo stones will work and Umbreon/Espeon need happiness And then need to Evolve at Night (umbreon) and Day (espeon)
#13 - doggstar (04/23/2013) [-]
sweet thanks for that.. i can now train my pokemon for the ultimate eeveelutionary team
User avatar #14 - herebemonstars (04/23/2013) [-]
Good luck
#14 - trinity knot for life 04/23/2013 on Be a Sir FJ! +1
#50 - switch lives with edward cullen  [+] (1 new reply) 04/23/2013 on mm-hm 0
User avatar #63 - itjusthappened (04/23/2013) [-]
Saw the gun and read this as "a negro". i am a bad person.
#2 - moses didn't get that ability till later on in life after he w… 04/23/2013 on lol nope 0
#8 - and people are scared of sharks 04/23/2013 on Dolphin. Rape. Cave. +1
#4 - trying to get my eevee team up, i went to use my leaf stone on…  [+] (10 new replies) 04/23/2013 on Everything was Eevee and... 0
User avatar #5 - herebemonstars (04/23/2013) [-]
What Game are playing?
#6 - doggstar (04/23/2013) [-]
soul silver
User avatar #7 - herebemonstars (04/23/2013) [-]
Ah then you have a problem my friend
You are going for Leafeon I take it?
#8 - doggstar (04/23/2013) [-]
i'm going for all of them, it just didn't let me use the stone
User avatar #10 - herebemonstars (04/23/2013) [-]
you will also Run into the same problem with Glaceon as the Ice rock is not present Either
User avatar #9 - herebemonstars (04/23/2013) [-]
Yeah the Leaf stone will not work for Leafeon you need this
bulbapedia.bulbagarden.net/wiki/Moss_Rock
But it is not in soul silver
#11 - doggstar (04/23/2013) [-]
well that sucks.. will the other stones work though? i want the wole team but i could live without a leafeon for now
User avatar #12 - herebemonstars (04/23/2013) [-]
All other Evo stones will work and Umbreon/Espeon need happiness And then need to Evolve at Night (umbreon) and Day (espeon)
#13 - doggstar (04/23/2013) [-]
sweet thanks for that.. i can now train my pokemon for the ultimate eeveelutionary team
User avatar #14 - herebemonstars (04/23/2013) [-]
Good luck
#3 - i love this guy. 04/23/2013 on This guy... 0
#41 - it's a type of volcanic rock called pumice, it's used in garde… 04/23/2013 on I am trying to figure out... +4
#22 - I was wrong, every morning I woke up to the stench and display… 04/23/2013 on Art with dead flies. +1
#21 - I was 23 years old when this happened. I had just moved into a…  [+] (1 new reply) 04/23/2013 on Art with dead flies. +1
#22 - doggstar (04/23/2013) [-]
I was wrong, every morning I woke up to the stench and display of flies. So I concocted a plan, I set up several cameras in hope I’d catch these pranksters. I awoke and saw the display, pulled it down and went to work. When I got home it was late and I remembered the cameras I set up.
as I watched the footage on the cameras and my blood chilled with what I saw. the creature I saw moved with sharp jerking motions, a shroud covered its body as it sat in the center of the room, thousands of flies swarmed to it as it pulled from the foldsof its ragged cloak a thread and needle it moved with lightning speed pulling flies from the air and stringing them together.
As I watched the tape in wrapt horror I noticed the smell of decay was starting to increase and get worse, a weird grinding cracking noise much akin to that of the bursting gas bubbled in ones knuckles came from behind me, I turned in my chair, a scream caught in my throat. inches from my nose was a featureless face. pale and eyeless.
I now sit here waiting for the perfect time. I feel like sowing something, even flies….


this was only a trial but be rough with criticism
#18 - that'd make a good creepy pasta 04/23/2013 on Art with dead flies. 0
#8 - >be me new years eve (20yrs old) >finish work at 00:… 04/23/2013 on yup 0
#5 - this happened to me but i took control and made my own life, i… 04/23/2013 on So, Don't Be Selfish 0
#105 - push up bra or something?  [+] (1 new reply) 04/23/2013 on Let the battle begin! 0
User avatar #142 - lexausaurusrex (04/23/2013) [-]
ewwww ain't gonna cosplay the anime one ... gotta go with the manga ;) and well under boobs hard with push up bras
#2 - and here i was thinking of a hell angel or a rebel, i just cla… 04/23/2013 on Biker helps an elderly... 0
#14 - luckily the human biology bit clued me in 04/23/2013 on Full retard 0
#132 - damn.. i was just about to post that too 04/23/2013 on murica +1
#13 - does that make it the 24th for australia? 04/23/2013 on look at the date -1
#15 - my teeth have gone slightly crooked since my wisdom teeth hav… 04/23/2013 on Braces -1
#3 - i'd wear a fedora but i dont have a manly enough chin  [+] (1 new reply) 04/23/2013 on Trench Coat and Fedora... 0
User avatar #4 - luckiestcharms (04/23/2013) [-]
And you're not a fucking douchebag
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#17 - 4chan refugee (09/18/2013) [-]
you faggot ****** , log in and say it like a man next time
User avatar #16 - amissingmouse (06/13/2013) [-]
Hey
#14 - dracodiabolus **User deleted account** (04/09/2013) [-]
ARE YOU THE REAL DIRTY DAN?
#15 to #14 - doggstar (04/09/2013) [-]
no
#1 - waffies (01/13/2013) [-]
just saw your comment on the motorcycle crash gif, about repeating the act as a way of killing yourself, were you serious?
#2 to #1 - doggstar (01/13/2013) [-]
yes. it's a plan i've had since i was 13
User avatar #3 to #2 - waffies (01/13/2013) [-]
there's a million things i could ask, but im gonna go with two:

1.) Any particular reason why?

2.) You wanna talk about it?
#4 to #3 - doggstar (01/13/2013) [-]
i dont really know why. one day i just decided i wanted to off myself when i was 21. i guess i just never wanted to grow old and become a burdan on society or my family and i thought since i'll officially be classed as an adult by my elders and my youngers i figured i could just get into(or cause) an accident that would take my life. people would just see it as a tragedy, a simple unforseen scenerio....
User avatar #5 to #4 - waffies (01/13/2013) [-]
A burden on society? Why do you think you'd be that? From what i can tell you're just as good a human being as anyone i know. At least i see no reason to think that you'd ever become a burden. There's no reason to do it if there's nothing to gain on any state of mind :/
#6 to #5 - doggstar (01/13/2013) [-]
i know. i've been conflicted lately because i've had the plan for 8 years. it is sound i have the bike the area in which i am to crash is mapped out. but the past year i've gained friends and have gotten better at work, even my medical conditions are improving. i dont want to do it but subconsciously i do and it's sending me mad as i think about it, constantly argueing with myself as itry to find a way out of my own reality
User avatar #7 to #6 - waffies (01/13/2013) [-]
Well, who else knows of your "plan"?

To me it seems more like something that's been so constantly in mind that it became a certainty. Nothing logical, just inescapable.

I had a conflict of this nature in middle school. I really wasn't of an age for such decisions, but still, a complete lack of friends, presence of bullies, absence of hope, and so forth, drove me to the edge. And right before i did something regrettable, i realized that there was probably things worth living for, and my issues were temporary.

In your case, the reasons not to do it are plain and clear, as you just listed three! Friends, work improvements, health... going through with it would just be universally silly to be honest :/

My recommendation? Make plans on your birthday. Plans that you really can't skip out on, as you'll be with someone somewhere. Hows that sound?
#8 to #7 - doggstar (01/13/2013) [-]
no one.
it makes sense the way you've pointed out, i guess it has just become such a certainty that i feel i must do it. i planned to have a small drink by myself then follow through. there will be no party and since my family is nowhere near where i live and i've been out of contact for almost 2 years except a small talk to my sister every now and then i guess if i didn't have any id and took the plates off my bike i'd just become another number a simple jhon doe in the system... i'll do you a favour, i'll call some friends and have them keep an eye on me so i dont do anything stupid.. i dont want to do anything stupid
User avatar #9 to #8 - waffies (01/13/2013) [-]
Don't just do it because i said so, do it because of what you said: you don't want to do anything stupid. And don't even think of it as avoiding that, go do something with them, have a good time ya know? Make it a happy day eh?

Mind if i add you as a friend? Keep in touch after your birthday and so on? I'm always happy to talk, even on less-serious topics.
#10 to #9 - doggstar (01/13/2013) [-]
sure, i dont mind
#11 to #10 - waffies (01/13/2013) [-]
Awesome. It's a pleasure to make your acquaintance doggstar
#12 to #11 - doggstar (01/13/2013) [-]
the pleasure is all mine waffies
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