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#6 - ha, i think he'll need one of those exoskeletons they are deve… 05/03/2013 on Moms 0
#49 - Picture 05/03/2013 on Hello there! +1
#34 - i don't know but my brain spewed this at me when i saw it 05/03/2013 on Do it! 0
#20 - tell me about it, sure i may like a glass of good scotch after… 05/03/2013 on When Im The Only Sober One 0
#27 - youre never too old for a good book.. ive read the three serie… 05/03/2013 on HELL YEAH MOTHERFUCKER 0
#13 - i know but i find it hard to get up in the first place when ha… 05/03/2013 on Condom 0
#2 - i love this speech, i have listened to it atleast twice a mont… 05/02/2013 on Charlie Chaplin 0
#2 - for some reason i thought his helmet was an ugly ass frog face 05/02/2013 on Time Travel 0
#4 - i dont think that's possible, you'll have to refill the clip e…  [+] (1 new reply) 05/02/2013 on zombies don't stand a chance -1
#133 - anonymous (05/03/2013) [-]
It doesn't use a clip... it uses a magazine...
#5 - i know i should but when i do i cant finish, i usually get her…  [+] (5 new replies) 05/02/2013 on Condom -2
User avatar #10 - ifuckinghatethis (05/02/2013) [-]
if you don't cum easily that's a good thing.. you know girls take about a million years to orgasm right?
#13 - doggstar (05/03/2013) [-]
i know but i find it hard to get up in the first place when having sex, i'm asexual and i'm attracted to the personality more than the persons image, i've only really had sex because they wanted it and then i had to get drunk because i get hornier then. but i just dont have the desire to do it and that's ended up with them breaking up with me because i wasn't satisfying their needs enough. dont get me wrong, i can still be a romantic but women do think about sex just as often as men whilst it barely crosses my mind...
User avatar #7 - therealjc (05/02/2013) [-]
You faked cumming?
you fucking pussy.
You keep going until she can't go on any longer. then pull out so she sees you haven't finished yet and tell her to suck it until you are finished.
Bitches need to learn. You're doing it wrong.
User avatar #12 - fluttershyismine (05/02/2013) [-]
this ^
#6 - anonymous (05/02/2013) [-]
Hell yes Linkara!
#301 - brony but not an extreme one, i like the show and a bit of t… 05/02/2013 on Curiosity +1
#8 - this is the internet, it is sick twisted and hilarious all at … 05/02/2013 on I cri 0
#6 - those two should fuck and create a baby together... nay. many … 05/02/2013 on Attractiveness Overload +2
#22 - that was pretty fucken awesome 05/02/2013 on Metal 0
#3 - four more and she gets a free drink card for wendys 05/02/2013 on Woman Arrested 396 Times +1
#3 - well lets not be hasty here, sure the murderers and rapist yes…  [+] (1 new reply) 05/02/2013 on VS +2
#8 - winglit (05/02/2013) [-]
Public shaming is a much better way of dealing with thieves and drug dealers, have them stand outside the store they robbed or make them walk around the town with a sign telling people why theyre in trouble, it makes people entering a store less likely to steal because theres a guy who got caught standing outside it, and it lets parents and good citizens know who the drug dealers are so they can make sure their kids avoid them, everything else theres bullets, whata you think?
#9 - i like that law. 05/02/2013 on America 0
#9 - he did yes but the character development wasn't as good as it …  [+] (1 new reply) 05/01/2013 on Imagination +2
User avatar #23 - fireprincess (05/02/2013) [-]
I was sooo happy when they found the eggs. I was rather disappointed with the ending. It did feel rushed. I hated the fact that he left alagasia( not sure how to spell it). Murtagh was always one of my favorite characters and I feel like they could have done more with him.
#7 - i see the same way bro.. who's your favorite authour? mines ma…  [+] (1 new reply) 05/01/2013 on Imagination +3
User avatar #11 - qubot (05/02/2013) [-]
i have a couple Brian Lee o Malley, Tom Clancy, RL Stine are just to name few
#6 - the fourth book was kinda rushed though.. he set up so much in…  [+] (4 new replies) 05/01/2013 on Imagination +3
User avatar #8 - trollmobile (05/01/2013) [-]
i really did like the ending though, and that he stayed true to the prophesies of the first book.
#46 - lawlight (05/02/2013) [-]
the last book had some good part but the ending was so lameeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeee i don't want to spoil anything but damn the last spell that he used it looked like a spell for magical girl
he could have been this guy
#9 - doggstar (05/01/2013) [-]
he did yes but the character development wasn't as good as it could have been, murtagh could have been developed more and he instantly changed king orrin into an asshole.
User avatar #23 - fireprincess (05/02/2013) [-]
I was sooo happy when they found the eggs. I was rather disappointed with the ending. It did feel rushed. I hated the fact that he left alagasia( not sure how to spell it). Murtagh was always one of my favorite characters and I feel like they could have done more with him.
#5 - as a former victim i can speak from experience.. sometimes the… 05/01/2013 on (1) Facebook +2
#8 - good, i know not everyone can do it but they should atleast tr… 05/01/2013 on Correct +2
#6 - i'm a chef. hours can be a bitch but the crew i'm with is awesome.  [+] (6 new replies) 05/01/2013 on Correct +5
User avatar #7 - happypancake (05/01/2013) [-]
Waaah, that's awesome! I'm glad you've found a job that makes you happy, that's really rare and special. I'm working towards my dream job (still in the baby steps), hopefully it'll be what I think it'll be.
User avatar #29 - anonymouzx (05/02/2013) [-]
May I ask, what do you want to do?
User avatar #69 - happypancake (05/03/2013) [-]
I'm training to be a prosthetics/special effects makeup artist ^.^ I've read a lot of online guides involving a lot of reality checks, so I've been cautious about being too optimistic, but hopefully I'll be able to make it because it seems really fun and interesting. Plus gore is really cool! I love the idea of just artificially creating an injury. Pain-free injury.
Apparently I have to get good at what I like to call 'pretty makeup' (which can be pretty fun in it's own way but it's a lot less forgiving, mistakes-wise) and hair (something I don't have a lot of practice in because unsurprisingly not a lot of people are willing to let me even just trim their hair, even though I'm maybe decent-ish). So, I guess it's something I have to study full time, with all of these as part of the course. There's a lot of research you have to do into which courses are the best.
Studying a degree at the moment though, just need to get through that and then I can start dedicating most of my time to it (instead of just doing evening classes and online tutorials). Woo.

Apologies for the ramble, my brain is a bit overtired and less able to see where the acceptable limits of conversation are, plus I get a little too excited when given the opportunity to talk about it.
User avatar #70 - anonymouzx (05/03/2013) [-]
My dream job is to be an astronaut, I was optimistic but yeah...dreams were crushed today. Still not looking completely looking away, but I'll pursue something similar. I still don't know what though.
User avatar #72 - happypancake (05/03/2013) [-]
I heard you can still technically be an astronaut even if you don't go into space (don't take my word for it though). Keep trying, though! Look at your other options and develop your strengths, but determination is something you should keep in mind.
#8 - doggstar (05/01/2013) [-]
good, i know not everyone can do it but they should atleast try to aim for that as their goal
#2 - man, that guy only lives to be 18.. that must suck 05/01/2013 on He's getting ready 0
#7 - i've ruined 3 laptops this way.. goddamn lag, and my last one … 05/01/2013 on when team doesn't focus -3
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#17 - anonymous (09/18/2013) [-]
you faggot fucker, log in and say it like a man next time
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#1 - waffies ONLINE (01/13/2013) [-]
just saw your comment on the motorcycle crash gif, about repeating the act as a way of killing yourself, were you serious?
#2 to #1 - doggstar (01/13/2013) [-]
yes. it's a plan i've had since i was 13
User avatar #3 to #2 - waffies ONLINE (01/13/2013) [-]
there's a million things i could ask, but im gonna go with two:

1.) Any particular reason why?

2.) You wanna talk about it?
#4 to #3 - doggstar (01/13/2013) [-]
i dont really know why. one day i just decided i wanted to off myself when i was 21. i guess i just never wanted to grow old and become a burdan on society or my family and i thought since i'll officially be classed as an adult by my elders and my youngers i figured i could just get into(or cause) an accident that would take my life. people would just see it as a tragedy, a simple unforseen scenerio....
User avatar #5 to #4 - waffies ONLINE (01/13/2013) [-]
A burden on society? Why do you think you'd be that? From what i can tell you're just as good a human being as anyone i know. At least i see no reason to think that you'd ever become a burden. There's no reason to do it if there's nothing to gain on any state of mind :/
#6 to #5 - doggstar (01/13/2013) [-]
i know. i've been conflicted lately because i've had the plan for 8 years. it is sound i have the bike the area in which i am to crash is mapped out. but the past year i've gained friends and have gotten better at work, even my medical conditions are improving. i dont want to do it but subconsciously i do and it's sending me mad as i think about it, constantly argueing with myself as itry to find a way out of my own reality
User avatar #7 to #6 - waffies ONLINE (01/13/2013) [-]
Well, who else knows of your "plan"?

To me it seems more like something that's been so constantly in mind that it became a certainty. Nothing logical, just inescapable.

I had a conflict of this nature in middle school. I really wasn't of an age for such decisions, but still, a complete lack of friends, presence of bullies, absence of hope, and so forth, drove me to the edge. And right before i did something regrettable, i realized that there was probably things worth living for, and my issues were temporary.

In your case, the reasons not to do it are plain and clear, as you just listed three! Friends, work improvements, health... going through with it would just be universally silly to be honest :/

My recommendation? Make plans on your birthday. Plans that you really can't skip out on, as you'll be with someone somewhere. Hows that sound?
#8 to #7 - doggstar (01/13/2013) [-]
no one.
it makes sense the way you've pointed out, i guess it has just become such a certainty that i feel i must do it. i planned to have a small drink by myself then follow through. there will be no party and since my family is nowhere near where i live and i've been out of contact for almost 2 years except a small talk to my sister every now and then i guess if i didn't have any id and took the plates off my bike i'd just become another number a simple jhon doe in the system... i'll do you a favour, i'll call some friends and have them keep an eye on me so i dont do anything stupid.. i dont want to do anything stupid
User avatar #9 to #8 - waffies ONLINE (01/13/2013) [-]
Don't just do it because i said so, do it because of what you said: you don't want to do anything stupid. And don't even think of it as avoiding that, go do something with them, have a good time ya know? Make it a happy day eh?

Mind if i add you as a friend? Keep in touch after your birthday and so on? I'm always happy to talk, even on less-serious topics.
#10 to #9 - doggstar (01/13/2013) [-]
sure, i dont mind
#11 to #10 - waffies ONLINE (01/13/2013) [-]
Awesome. It's a pleasure to make your acquaintance doggstar
#12 to #11 - doggstar (01/13/2013) [-]
the pleasure is all mine waffies
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