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#188 - s/he is on estrogen treatment which will be taking over the te…  [+] (2 new replies) 05/08/2013 on Bitches be .. wait... +1
User avatar #194 - adamhateseve (05/08/2013) [-]
Women still grow body hair though, and any hair he had before the treatment wouldn't simply fall off. At some point, he would have had to experience a series of waxing treatments to get rid of excessive arm, chest, back and butt hair...
#200 - doggstar (05/08/2013) [-]
yes i understand now what you meant
#42 - well yes i am nice to animals and watch a normal and healthy a…  [+] (2 new replies) 05/08/2013 on Serial Killers 0
User avatar #52 - responsibletim (05/08/2013) [-]
>Implying anyone here watches a healthy amount of porn.
#54 - doggstar (05/08/2013) [-]
well its not like i sit there watching it all day
#40 - doesn't mean i still wont kill your ass ***** .. w…  [+] (4 new replies) 05/08/2013 on Serial Killers -1
#41 - captnpl (05/08/2013) [-]
Bullshit.

I bet you're nice to animals and watch normal porn.
#42 - doggstar (05/08/2013) [-]
well yes i am nice to animals and watch a normal and healthy amount of porn
User avatar #52 - responsibletim (05/08/2013) [-]
>Implying anyone here watches a healthy amount of porn.
#54 - doggstar (05/08/2013) [-]
well its not like i sit there watching it all day
#33 - 1,4,5,6,7,8,9,10. only 8 out of ten, i'm not a serial killer  [+] (6 new replies) 05/07/2013 on Serial Killers -1
#39 - captnpl (05/08/2013) [-]
pussy
#40 - doggstar (05/08/2013) [-]
doesn't mean i still wont kill your ass nigga.. with my mind powers
#41 - captnpl (05/08/2013) [-]
Bullshit.

I bet you're nice to animals and watch normal porn.
#42 - doggstar (05/08/2013) [-]
well yes i am nice to animals and watch a normal and healthy amount of porn
User avatar #52 - responsibletim (05/08/2013) [-]
>Implying anyone here watches a healthy amount of porn.
#54 - doggstar (05/08/2013) [-]
well its not like i sit there watching it all day
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#71 - amor e morte in my ass 05/06/2013 on I'm going to regret the... +1
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User avatar #14 - heartstringslyra (05/06/2013) [-]
Touche'.
#41 - Picture 05/06/2013 on No matter how many times... 0
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#49 - Picture 05/03/2013 on Hello there! +1
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#4 - i dont think that's possible, you'll have to refill the clip e…  [+] (1 new reply) 05/02/2013 on zombies don't stand a chance -1
#133 - anonymous (05/03/2013) [-]
It doesn't use a clip... it uses a magazine...
#5 - i know i should but when i do i cant finish, i usually get her…  [+] (5 new replies) 05/02/2013 on Condom -2
User avatar #10 - ifuckinghatethis (05/02/2013) [-]
if you don't cum easily that's a good thing.. you know girls take about a million years to orgasm right?
#13 - doggstar (05/03/2013) [-]
i know but i find it hard to get up in the first place when having sex, i'm asexual and i'm attracted to the personality more than the persons image, i've only really had sex because they wanted it and then i had to get drunk because i get hornier then. but i just dont have the desire to do it and that's ended up with them breaking up with me because i wasn't satisfying their needs enough. dont get me wrong, i can still be a romantic but women do think about sex just as often as men whilst it barely crosses my mind...
User avatar #7 - therealjc (05/02/2013) [-]
You faked cumming?
you fucking pussy.
You keep going until she can't go on any longer. then pull out so she sees you haven't finished yet and tell her to suck it until you are finished.
Bitches need to learn. You're doing it wrong.
User avatar #12 - fluttershyismine (05/02/2013) [-]
this ^
#6 - anonymous (05/02/2013) [-]
Hell yes Linkara!
#301 - brony but not an extreme one, i like the show and a bit of t… 05/02/2013 on Curiosity +1
#8 - this is the internet, it is sick twisted and hilarious all at … 05/02/2013 on I cri 0
#6 - those two should **** and create a baby together.… 05/02/2013 on Attractiveness Overload +2
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#17 - anonymous (09/18/2013) [-]
you faggot ****** , log in and say it like a man next time
User avatar #16 - amissingmouse (06/13/2013) [-]
Hey
#14 - dracodiabolus **User deleted account** (04/09/2013) [-]
ARE YOU THE REAL DIRTY DAN?
#15 to #14 - doggstar (04/09/2013) [-]
no
#1 - waffies (01/13/2013) [-]
just saw your comment on the motorcycle crash gif, about repeating the act as a way of killing yourself, were you serious?
#2 to #1 - doggstar (01/13/2013) [-]
yes. it's a plan i've had since i was 13
User avatar #3 to #2 - waffies (01/13/2013) [-]
there's a million things i could ask, but im gonna go with two:

1.) Any particular reason why?

2.) You wanna talk about it?
#4 to #3 - doggstar (01/13/2013) [-]
i dont really know why. one day i just decided i wanted to off myself when i was 21. i guess i just never wanted to grow old and become a burdan on society or my family and i thought since i'll officially be classed as an adult by my elders and my youngers i figured i could just get into(or cause) an accident that would take my life. people would just see it as a tragedy, a simple unforseen scenerio....
User avatar #5 to #4 - waffies (01/13/2013) [-]
A burden on society? Why do you think you'd be that? From what i can tell you're just as good a human being as anyone i know. At least i see no reason to think that you'd ever become a burden. There's no reason to do it if there's nothing to gain on any state of mind :/
#6 to #5 - doggstar (01/13/2013) [-]
i know. i've been conflicted lately because i've had the plan for 8 years. it is sound i have the bike the area in which i am to crash is mapped out. but the past year i've gained friends and have gotten better at work, even my medical conditions are improving. i dont want to do it but subconsciously i do and it's sending me mad as i think about it, constantly argueing with myself as itry to find a way out of my own reality
User avatar #7 to #6 - waffies (01/13/2013) [-]
Well, who else knows of your "plan"?

To me it seems more like something that's been so constantly in mind that it became a certainty. Nothing logical, just inescapable.

I had a conflict of this nature in middle school. I really wasn't of an age for such decisions, but still, a complete lack of friends, presence of bullies, absence of hope, and so forth, drove me to the edge. And right before i did something regrettable, i realized that there was probably things worth living for, and my issues were temporary.

In your case, the reasons not to do it are plain and clear, as you just listed three! Friends, work improvements, health... going through with it would just be universally silly to be honest :/

My recommendation? Make plans on your birthday. Plans that you really can't skip out on, as you'll be with someone somewhere. Hows that sound?
#8 to #7 - doggstar (01/13/2013) [-]
no one.
it makes sense the way you've pointed out, i guess it has just become such a certainty that i feel i must do it. i planned to have a small drink by myself then follow through. there will be no party and since my family is nowhere near where i live and i've been out of contact for almost 2 years except a small talk to my sister every now and then i guess if i didn't have any id and took the plates off my bike i'd just become another number a simple jhon doe in the system... i'll do you a favour, i'll call some friends and have them keep an eye on me so i dont do anything stupid.. i dont want to do anything stupid
User avatar #9 to #8 - waffies (01/13/2013) [-]
Don't just do it because i said so, do it because of what you said: you don't want to do anything stupid. And don't even think of it as avoiding that, go do something with them, have a good time ya know? Make it a happy day eh?

Mind if i add you as a friend? Keep in touch after your birthday and so on? I'm always happy to talk, even on less-serious topics.
#10 to #9 - doggstar (01/13/2013) [-]
sure, i dont mind
#11 to #10 - waffies (01/13/2013) [-]
Awesome. It's a pleasure to make your acquaintance doggstar
#12 to #11 - doggstar (01/13/2013) [-]
the pleasure is all mine waffies
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