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doggstar

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Date Signed Up:4/16/2012
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#39 - i was expecting george bush for the last one 05/13/2013 on they all started out as... 0
#1 - Picture 05/13/2013 on Get well soon. 0
#2 - Comment deleted 05/12/2013 on be CEO 0
#15 - who would be that twisted 05/12/2013 on WELL THEN +9
#11 - well i honestly dont mind... we go out to dinner every now and… 05/12/2013 on Friend zoned 0
#10 - depends on the pie, you may think that this pie may satisfy yo… 05/12/2013 on Friend zoned 0
#9 - i suffer from extremely vivid nightmares.. i apparently twitch…  [+] (1 new reply) 05/12/2013 on Dreams 0
User avatar #17 - icameheretotroll (05/12/2013) [-]
I had the same problem, you just need to start biting your lip in real life so that when you fall asleep you'll bite your lip and realise it's a nightmare/dream and you'll be able to control it
#11 - stop watch and xray are the only things that it isn't useful f…  [+] (1 new reply) 05/12/2013 on Ork Technology 0
#13 - arrad (05/12/2013) [-]
Cut someone open, you can now see inside of them.
#79 - for some reason i thought that was the wizard of oz 05/12/2013 on fucking magic +1
#203 - i think im cool 05/11/2013 on yeah for zombies 0
#42 - i couldn't help it. godzilla pulled me over in a stolen cop ca… 05/11/2013 on Sorry +1
#168 - this is pretty handy, i only get the occasional cigar though a… 05/10/2013 on How most people choose 0
#5 - i would watch the living **** out of that 05/08/2013 on random repost +2
#40 - medical problems.. i wont be able to get my meds if i'm on mars 05/08/2013 on Feels Bad 0
#38 - that sounds interesting as **** , just spent the l…  [+] (2 new replies) 05/08/2013 on Feels Bad 0
User avatar #39 - Riukanojutsu (05/08/2013) [-]
how come?
You can still try IiRC
#40 - doggstar (05/08/2013) [-]
medical problems.. i wont be able to get my meds if i'm on mars
#6 - thanks now i know what was going on with this meme ta… 05/08/2013 on true dat +1
#9 - 'll trust you on that, started off as an apprentice chef as my…  [+] (1 new reply) 05/08/2013 on There Are Some Things I... 0
User avatar #10 - sparkyoneonetwo (05/08/2013) [-]
I've been around seen a lot of shit worked many places.
#7 - same with where i work, tats all over the place, we swear our …  [+] (3 new replies) 05/08/2013 on There Are Some Things I... 0
User avatar #8 - sparkyoneonetwo (05/08/2013) [-]
It's the same with many place form high end business to doctors offices to the shitty min. wage job.s
#9 - doggstar (05/08/2013) [-]
'll trust you on that, started off as an apprentice chef as my first ever job and stuck with it since so i have no idea what else is out there.. but i know how to strip a motorbike down and put it back together, gotta love having a mechanic in the family
User avatar #10 - sparkyoneonetwo (05/08/2013) [-]
I've been around seen a lot of shit worked many places.
#3 - i love you uncle stu 05/08/2013 on Out-of-Context Cartoon 0
#5 - Picture  [+] (1 new reply) 05/08/2013 on what if +2
User avatar #9 - bhettogooty (05/08/2013) [-]
double sue me
#5 - i want to get the chakra symbols tattooed at their points alon…  [+] (1 new reply) 05/08/2013 on interestingjunk +3
User avatar #17 - lorenrachel (05/08/2013) [-]
I have the root chakra and the throat chakra symbols on my feet. They help me everyday to remember to ground myself and express myself appropriately. It's worth it :)
#5 - thanks 05/08/2013 on doctor in futurama 0
#3 - which episode?  [+] (2 new replies) 05/08/2013 on doctor in futurama 0
#4 - bigblamo (05/08/2013) [-]
episode 21 season 6.
#5 - doggstar (05/08/2013) [-]
thanks
#1 - the distance from the chair to the table would have been too f…  [+] (6 new replies) 05/08/2013 on The ground is LAVA +6
User avatar #5 - SlowpokeForever (05/09/2013) [-]
That's when you go Alpha and wall run that mother fucker.
User avatar #4 - thatscrewedupkid (05/09/2013) [-]
there appears to be something there, like a box or a towel or something
User avatar #2 - agrofenlas (05/08/2013) [-]
Chair, table? What, all I see are stalagtites but if you're refering to the flat top crag there seems to be a small rock floating in the magma you could use as a bound point between the two.
#8 - anonexplains (05/09/2013) [-]
flip the chairlegmites and then run on the wallegmits to the tablegmites
#7 - xWARxHAWKx (05/09/2013) [-]
Sir, those are stalagMITES. Easy way to remember is "MITE" as in "MIGHTY." They must be mighty(strong) to grow UP from the ground. :)
User avatar #9 - thatscrewedupkid (05/17/2013) [-]
i always remembered it as stalactites have to hang on tight because they are on the celing
#3 - i'm aussie and i dont get this. mate  [+] (1 new reply) 05/08/2013 on America 0
User avatar #6 - sketchE (05/09/2013) [-]
black man saves three white woman. says funny stuff while interviewed

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#18 - waffies ONLINE (10/19/2014) [-]
Well hello there! I was doing a big friends-list check, looking in on people I havent talked to in forever and a half, and saw our old conversation below! How's life broski?
Well hello there! I was doing a big friends-list check, looking in on people I havent talked to in forever and a half, and saw our old conversation below! How's life broski?
#17 - anonexplains (09/18/2013) [-]
you faggot ****** , log in and say it like a man next time
User avatar #16 - amissingmouse (06/13/2013) [-]
Hey
#14 - dracodiabolus **User deleted account** (04/09/2013) [-]
ARE YOU THE REAL DIRTY DAN?
#15 to #14 - doggstar (04/09/2013) [-]
no
#1 - waffies ONLINE (01/13/2013) [-]
just saw your comment on the motorcycle crash gif, about repeating the act as a way of killing yourself, were you serious?
#2 to #1 - doggstar (01/13/2013) [-]
yes. it's a plan i've had since i was 13
User avatar #3 to #2 - waffies ONLINE (01/13/2013) [-]
there's a million things i could ask, but im gonna go with two:

1.) Any particular reason why?

2.) You wanna talk about it?
#4 to #3 - doggstar (01/13/2013) [-]
i dont really know why. one day i just decided i wanted to off myself when i was 21. i guess i just never wanted to grow old and become a burdan on society or my family and i thought since i'll officially be classed as an adult by my elders and my youngers i figured i could just get into(or cause) an accident that would take my life. people would just see it as a tragedy, a simple unforseen scenerio....
User avatar #5 to #4 - waffies ONLINE (01/13/2013) [-]
A burden on society? Why do you think you'd be that? From what i can tell you're just as good a human being as anyone i know. At least i see no reason to think that you'd ever become a burden. There's no reason to do it if there's nothing to gain on any state of mind :/
#6 to #5 - doggstar (01/13/2013) [-]
i know. i've been conflicted lately because i've had the plan for 8 years. it is sound i have the bike the area in which i am to crash is mapped out. but the past year i've gained friends and have gotten better at work, even my medical conditions are improving. i dont want to do it but subconsciously i do and it's sending me mad as i think about it, constantly argueing with myself as itry to find a way out of my own reality
User avatar #7 to #6 - waffies ONLINE (01/13/2013) [-]
Well, who else knows of your "plan"?

To me it seems more like something that's been so constantly in mind that it became a certainty. Nothing logical, just inescapable.

I had a conflict of this nature in middle school. I really wasn't of an age for such decisions, but still, a complete lack of friends, presence of bullies, absence of hope, and so forth, drove me to the edge. And right before i did something regrettable, i realized that there was probably things worth living for, and my issues were temporary.

In your case, the reasons not to do it are plain and clear, as you just listed three! Friends, work improvements, health... going through with it would just be universally silly to be honest :/

My recommendation? Make plans on your birthday. Plans that you really can't skip out on, as you'll be with someone somewhere. Hows that sound?
#8 to #7 - doggstar (01/13/2013) [-]
no one.
it makes sense the way you've pointed out, i guess it has just become such a certainty that i feel i must do it. i planned to have a small drink by myself then follow through. there will be no party and since my family is nowhere near where i live and i've been out of contact for almost 2 years except a small talk to my sister every now and then i guess if i didn't have any id and took the plates off my bike i'd just become another number a simple jhon doe in the system... i'll do you a favour, i'll call some friends and have them keep an eye on me so i dont do anything stupid.. i dont want to do anything stupid
User avatar #9 to #8 - waffies ONLINE (01/13/2013) [-]
Don't just do it because i said so, do it because of what you said: you don't want to do anything stupid. And don't even think of it as avoiding that, go do something with them, have a good time ya know? Make it a happy day eh?

Mind if i add you as a friend? Keep in touch after your birthday and so on? I'm always happy to talk, even on less-serious topics.
#10 to #9 - doggstar (01/13/2013) [-]
sure, i dont mind
#11 to #10 - waffies ONLINE (01/13/2013) [-]
Awesome. It's a pleasure to make your acquaintance doggstar
#12 to #11 - doggstar (01/13/2013) [-]
the pleasure is all mine waffies
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