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#68 - youre my hero, i love this **** 11/20/2014 on Xeno +1
#3623 - blue eyes, shoulder length mousy brown hair, scruffy beard 11/20/2014 on what do you look like? 0
#29 - C-D cups are the best, not to big and not too small  [+] (2 new replies) 11/12/2014 on My Ex +9
#64 - valigar (11/12/2014) [-]
I second the motion.
#44 - anonasuser (11/12/2014) [-]
#9 - looks like jim carrey almost 11/06/2014 on Wheelie Joeler 0
#4 - we always make up, but sometimes you just dont know what to say 11/06/2014 on He said it +1
#2 - i use it on my misses, she hates it, i went about 2 days once …  [+] (8 new replies) 11/06/2014 on He said it -6
User avatar #5 - leifbunny (11/06/2014) [-]
So... instead of apologizing, she turned into a sniveling brat and you gave in?
User avatar #28 - fables (11/06/2014) [-]
AND it's wrong when a girl gives a guy the silent treatment
but when the guy does it, the girl's still in the wrong? fucking people here, man
you all suck
#42 - Absolute Madman (11/06/2014) [-]
you missed the point of the content, it's not wrong when a woman does it, it just doesn't work because men like when women shut up.

at least that's the joke
User avatar #44 - fables (11/06/2014) [-]
I'm not even talking about the content
User avatar #27 - fables (11/06/2014) [-]
you don't even know who was fucking wrong, dumbfuck
maybe she DID apologize and he didn't accept it
and then she cried because she felt like shit.
#52 - leifbunny (11/06/2014) [-]
Ok. You're right; I don't know that she apologized. But it's a hypothetical, my friend. More importantly.... why SHOULDN'T she feel like shit for really hurting someone's feelings she apparently cares about (or at least should)? That's my point. Trust and love aren't just given by strangers. They're earned. It's how natural relationships form and grow. If he's making her feel bad for HER actions... why is it his fault that she does? I understand there are limits to such things, but it was 2 days. 2. fucking. days. Let a guy heal on his own if he's really that bothered. This woman is a child.
User avatar #3 - jayfizzle (11/06/2014) [-]
my mom did the silent treatment to my dad once. my dad was too prideful to care, she was too stubborn to forgive him. Days turned to weeks, weeks turned to months, months turned to years. They divorced last summer.

Have a problem? Talk it out. It'll save your marriage
#4 - doggstar (11/06/2014) [-]
we always make up, but sometimes you just dont know what to say
#201 - congrats, i lost mine 18 months ago today. 10/25/2014 on Sex 0
#124 - they used to have spawn 10/25/2014 on I am Batman 0
#121 - Comment deleted 10/25/2014 on I am Batman 0
#120 - ive enjoyed this site for my arrow, batman and deadpool needs  [+] (2 new replies) 10/25/2014 on I am Batman 0
#124 - doggstar (10/25/2014) [-]
they used to have spawn
#121 - doggstar has deleted their comment.
#44 - considering i'm already saving to buy her a ring, i have to say yes 09/08/2014 on Of course, I will always... 0
#18 - used to share a house with two chicks, twice, the first time … 09/08/2014 on Bags are already packed 0
#28 - dinosaur ancestral dna is found in almost all lizard, birds an…  [+] (1 new reply) 09/08/2014 on Tumblr +1
User avatar #29 - whiterabit (09/08/2014) [-]
The same line of thinking came to my mind, but the way I saw it, it seemed to be very reaching, along the lines of saying my grandfather is still alive because I am alive

And yes, you did look into that too much, soo... why not
#2 - what game is this from  [+] (1 new reply) 09/02/2014 on Blood dragon flavour text +1
#3 - karnovski (09/02/2014) [-]
far cry blood dragon
#6 - Comment deleted 09/02/2014 on Epic fail level: Monumental 0
#2 - i think i have that, i only last 5 minutes the first time and … 09/02/2014 on Premature 0
#20 - sad to say my very own sister is like this, but shes a lesbian  [+] (1 new reply) 08/26/2014 on This is what a feminist... 0
User avatar #23 - TwiztidNinja (08/26/2014) [-]
I hope she does not have a dildo. Lesbians should not be allowed to have dildos, they made their choice.
#99 - **doggstar rolled image ** this 08/26/2014 on Trigger Warning 0
#6 - its the most common haircut of complaining bitches at restaura…  [+] (5 new replies) 08/13/2014 on Not sure if repost but funny +270
#40 - Absolute Madman (08/13/2014) [-]
Thanks for clearing that up I thought the haircut got screwed up and they wanted to talk to the manager of the salon.
#39 - jmillenium (08/13/2014) [-]
Thank you
#13 - Absolute Madman (08/13/2014) [-]
Well there you go, I wouldn't have gotten the joke with you.

Here's to you big fella.
#14 - Absolute Madman (08/13/2014) [-]
Damnit, that was supposed to say "without". Now I just sound like an ass.
#41 - isolovegames (08/13/2014) [-]
#13 - reminds me of the lfg comic 08/13/2014 on Undead +1
#905 - though i do prefer the uncensored version better and col… 08/13/2014 on What's your favorite song... +1
#79 - i honestly thought it was a hoax at first 08/13/2014 on Predicted in 2011 +3
#705 - my dad used to save every cigarette butt from the ones he roll… 08/12/2014 on what memory from your... 0
#1 - i'm a trans racial male, i'm a black man stuck in a white mans body 08/04/2014 on Where Do You Rank? +2
#82 - **doggstar rolls 88** 08/04/2014 on get shit done 0


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#18 - waffies ONLINE (10/19/2014) [-]
Well hello there! I was doing a big friends-list check, looking in on people I havent talked to in forever and a half, and saw our old conversation below! How's life broski?
Well hello there! I was doing a big friends-list check, looking in on people I havent talked to in forever and a half, and saw our old conversation below! How's life broski?
#17 - Absolute Madman (09/18/2013) [-]
you faggot ****** , log in and say it like a man next time
User avatar #16 - amissingmouse (06/13/2013) [-]
#14 - dracodiabolus **User deleted account** (04/09/2013) [-]
#15 to #14 - doggstar (04/09/2013) [-]
#1 - waffies ONLINE (01/13/2013) [-]
just saw your comment on the motorcycle crash gif, about repeating the act as a way of killing yourself, were you serious?
#2 to #1 - doggstar (01/13/2013) [-]
yes. it's a plan i've had since i was 13
User avatar #3 to #2 - waffies ONLINE (01/13/2013) [-]
there's a million things i could ask, but im gonna go with two:

1.) Any particular reason why?

2.) You wanna talk about it?
#4 to #3 - doggstar (01/13/2013) [-]
i dont really know why. one day i just decided i wanted to off myself when i was 21. i guess i just never wanted to grow old and become a burdan on society or my family and i thought since i'll officially be classed as an adult by my elders and my youngers i figured i could just get into(or cause) an accident that would take my life. people would just see it as a tragedy, a simple unforseen scenerio....
User avatar #5 to #4 - waffies ONLINE (01/13/2013) [-]
A burden on society? Why do you think you'd be that? From what i can tell you're just as good a human being as anyone i know. At least i see no reason to think that you'd ever become a burden. There's no reason to do it if there's nothing to gain on any state of mind :/
#6 to #5 - doggstar (01/13/2013) [-]
i know. i've been conflicted lately because i've had the plan for 8 years. it is sound i have the bike the area in which i am to crash is mapped out. but the past year i've gained friends and have gotten better at work, even my medical conditions are improving. i dont want to do it but subconsciously i do and it's sending me mad as i think about it, constantly argueing with myself as itry to find a way out of my own reality
User avatar #7 to #6 - waffies ONLINE (01/13/2013) [-]
Well, who else knows of your "plan"?

To me it seems more like something that's been so constantly in mind that it became a certainty. Nothing logical, just inescapable.

I had a conflict of this nature in middle school. I really wasn't of an age for such decisions, but still, a complete lack of friends, presence of bullies, absence of hope, and so forth, drove me to the edge. And right before i did something regrettable, i realized that there was probably things worth living for, and my issues were temporary.

In your case, the reasons not to do it are plain and clear, as you just listed three! Friends, work improvements, health... going through with it would just be universally silly to be honest :/

My recommendation? Make plans on your birthday. Plans that you really can't skip out on, as you'll be with someone somewhere. Hows that sound?
#8 to #7 - doggstar (01/13/2013) [-]
no one.
it makes sense the way you've pointed out, i guess it has just become such a certainty that i feel i must do it. i planned to have a small drink by myself then follow through. there will be no party and since my family is nowhere near where i live and i've been out of contact for almost 2 years except a small talk to my sister every now and then i guess if i didn't have any id and took the plates off my bike i'd just become another number a simple jhon doe in the system... i'll do you a favour, i'll call some friends and have them keep an eye on me so i dont do anything stupid.. i dont want to do anything stupid
User avatar #9 to #8 - waffies ONLINE (01/13/2013) [-]
Don't just do it because i said so, do it because of what you said: you don't want to do anything stupid. And don't even think of it as avoiding that, go do something with them, have a good time ya know? Make it a happy day eh?

Mind if i add you as a friend? Keep in touch after your birthday and so on? I'm always happy to talk, even on less-serious topics.
#10 to #9 - doggstar (01/13/2013) [-]
sure, i dont mind
#11 to #10 - waffies ONLINE (01/13/2013) [-]
Awesome. It's a pleasure to make your acquaintance doggstar
#12 to #11 - doggstar (01/13/2013) [-]
the pleasure is all mine waffies
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