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#135 - i was expecting never going to give you up 08/03/2014 on TAKE YOUR TIME AND LISTEN... 0
#9 - i prefer books because id probably forget to charge it and i l…  [+] (1 new reply) 08/02/2014 on When I finish reading an... 0
#17 - BloodyTurds (08/02/2014) [-]
What I dont understand is why the origional kindle wasnt solar powered.. It could run for weeks at a time on a single charge, and it basically took no power to keep an image on screen...
#6 - because the show isn't in the same layout of the book, the … 06/27/2014 on Jame Conory 0
#3 - but i read all the time, you'd be hard pressed to find me not … 06/27/2014 on I Dare You To Watch This... +8
#12 - true that, i may only have 6&1/2 inches but i can still us… 06/27/2014 on It pays off to work hard +1
#8 - i know your situation with the dick bro, i used to weigh like …  [+] (2 new replies) 06/27/2014 on It pays off to work hard +2
User avatar #10 - popeinnocentix (06/27/2014) [-]
IMO, It's better to be able to see your cock than to be hung like a horse. Piss on the size queens....if a chick is so interested in size then the bitch has problems you don't need.
#12 - doggstar (06/27/2014) [-]
true that, i may only have 6&1/2 inches but i can still use the fucker to make my lady moan and shake.
#1 - Comment deleted  [+] (1 new reply) 06/27/2014 on Worst Family Portrait +1
#2 - luluwho Comment deleted by doggstar
#3 - a triangle shaped field with a goal in each corner 06/26/2014 on Freaking Lisandra +3
#4 - i love making my calf and feet cramp up, i purposely walk for …  [+] (10 new replies) 06/26/2014 on (untitled) +39
#103 - thatguyontheright (06/27/2014) [-]
User avatar #63 - chuckbob (06/27/2014) [-]
I can usually just curl my toes in a certain way to get it to cramp, but it hurts so good.
#35 - grandterskrasao (06/26/2014) [-]
You will soon be contacted by S.H.I.E.L.D for your incredible tolerance for sheer agony.
#14 - funnyjunkelite (06/26/2014) [-]
I know it's you xenomorph, come out. Games over.
User avatar #9 - thelordofrepost (06/26/2014) [-]
So I'm not the only one, good.
#41 - anonymous (06/27/2014) [-]
I know right?
User avatar #6 - thinkwithportals (06/26/2014) [-]
are you a human
User avatar #69 - Indoknight (06/27/2014) [-]
no, he is a wizard
#18 - nazguultje (06/26/2014) [-]
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#11 - ive had sex with two guys but i've also had sex with 3 women i… 06/26/2014 on Let's see if you're gay!... 0
#13 - Comment deleted  [+] (1 new reply) 06/25/2014 on Username Game 0
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#4 - did anyone else read colitis as clitoris 06/25/2014 on good guy gabe 0
#2 - **doggstar rolled image ** what if they cancel each other ou… 06/25/2014 on Good Question +16
#5 - that ****** roll is the reverse of what i felt 06/25/2014 on worth the read 0
#4 - **doggstar rolled image ** that one story gets me every time  [+] (1 new reply) 06/25/2014 on worth the read 0
#5 - doggstar (06/25/2014) [-]
that fucken roll is the reverse of what i felt
#169 - well i would still have a job but i'd be living in a gym and a… 06/24/2014 on Good Idea Chicken 0
#4 - i planned to live in a laundromat that ran 24 hours so i could…  [+] (3 new replies) 06/23/2014 on Good Idea Chicken 0
User avatar #5 - Funnel (06/23/2014) [-]
Quite expensive to get ripped tho, doubt hobos can afford to eat 4000+ calories a day.
#169 - doggstar (06/24/2014) [-]
well i would still have a job but i'd be living in a gym and a laundromat
User avatar #22 - godtherapist (06/23/2014) [-]

You can get 4400 calories by eating 10 of these. They cost 1.30$ each where I live. Meaning you would only have to beg 13$ + Tax.
#3 - its so cold in my room right now, i have some bitch singing le… 06/22/2014 on 2hot +2
#18 - tried it once or twice and i have to agree, but i suggest you … 06/21/2014 on no homo 0
#24 - i bloody agree with that, same with eragon  [+] (12 new replies) 06/21/2014 on Tumblr 0
User avatar #45 - repostforlife (06/21/2014) [-]
if you know of eragon we must talk. I need more people to talk about that awesome series.
User avatar #86 - undeaddog (06/21/2014) [-]
Was a good series even if it Eragon himself was a bit Mary Sue'ish
User avatar #87 - repostforlife (06/21/2014) [-]
true, but I love ho he killed the king through fucking the dragons. if it wasn't for that ONE dragon sending him the idea, even though it made no sense to him at the time. h was still able to DO it
User avatar #88 - undeaddog (06/21/2014) [-]
through fucking the dragons?
Stop right there criminal scum
#91 - repostforlife (06/21/2014) [-]
you know what I MEANT, you know I meant that the elder dragon sent him the vision of the baby dragons. you know what I mean
#61 - pridefulmatthew (06/21/2014) [-]
Eragon you say? I fucking love that book series.
User avatar #84 - repostforlife (06/21/2014) [-]
fuck yeah!! I fucking love it too. it was AWESOME and I really hope he makes another in the inheritance cycle, maybe something that will expand upon how things are with the riders returning, or maybe exploring some of the things that were foreshadowed in the series
#92 - pridefulmatthew (06/22/2014) [-]
That would be cool, I didn't completely like the ending.
User avatar #26 - castanicshadow (06/21/2014) [-]
that movie was a fucking disgrace that should never have been made, the people you made it should have their throats ripped off and shoved up there anus
User avatar #43 - tricky (06/21/2014) [-]
Could not have said it better, he is planing on righting another book.
User avatar #89 - castanicshadow (06/21/2014) [-]
I'm gonna read the shit out of that book.
User avatar #90 - tricky (06/21/2014) [-]
I hope he Wright's about Angela and soloumbum
#71 - i say do a movie 06/21/2014 on fattest kid in high school 0
#10 - my gf is 27. i'm 22, dont really notice the age difference  [+] (3 new replies) 06/19/2014 on How did this happen to me? 0
#12 - omnomnompancakes (06/19/2014) [-]
pick one
User avatar #45 - bitchplzzz (06/19/2014) [-]
Do you even know how green texting works, you dipshit?
User avatar #50 - omnomnompancakes (06/19/2014) [-]
#126 - cant be ****** 06/16/2014 on Do you even lift? 0
#181 - ***** ***** ***** … 06/14/2014 on dhbjadbjkadaklsdn SCATMAAAN 0
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#17 - anonymous (09/18/2013) [-]
you faggot ****** , log in and say it like a man next time
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#1 - waffies ONLINE (01/13/2013) [-]
just saw your comment on the motorcycle crash gif, about repeating the act as a way of killing yourself, were you serious?
#2 to #1 - doggstar (01/13/2013) [-]
yes. it's a plan i've had since i was 13
User avatar #3 to #2 - waffies ONLINE (01/13/2013) [-]
there's a million things i could ask, but im gonna go with two:

1.) Any particular reason why?

2.) You wanna talk about it?
#4 to #3 - doggstar (01/13/2013) [-]
i dont really know why. one day i just decided i wanted to off myself when i was 21. i guess i just never wanted to grow old and become a burdan on society or my family and i thought since i'll officially be classed as an adult by my elders and my youngers i figured i could just get into(or cause) an accident that would take my life. people would just see it as a tragedy, a simple unforseen scenerio....
User avatar #5 to #4 - waffies ONLINE (01/13/2013) [-]
A burden on society? Why do you think you'd be that? From what i can tell you're just as good a human being as anyone i know. At least i see no reason to think that you'd ever become a burden. There's no reason to do it if there's nothing to gain on any state of mind :/
#6 to #5 - doggstar (01/13/2013) [-]
i know. i've been conflicted lately because i've had the plan for 8 years. it is sound i have the bike the area in which i am to crash is mapped out. but the past year i've gained friends and have gotten better at work, even my medical conditions are improving. i dont want to do it but subconsciously i do and it's sending me mad as i think about it, constantly argueing with myself as itry to find a way out of my own reality
User avatar #7 to #6 - waffies ONLINE (01/13/2013) [-]
Well, who else knows of your "plan"?

To me it seems more like something that's been so constantly in mind that it became a certainty. Nothing logical, just inescapable.

I had a conflict of this nature in middle school. I really wasn't of an age for such decisions, but still, a complete lack of friends, presence of bullies, absence of hope, and so forth, drove me to the edge. And right before i did something regrettable, i realized that there was probably things worth living for, and my issues were temporary.

In your case, the reasons not to do it are plain and clear, as you just listed three! Friends, work improvements, health... going through with it would just be universally silly to be honest :/

My recommendation? Make plans on your birthday. Plans that you really can't skip out on, as you'll be with someone somewhere. Hows that sound?
#8 to #7 - doggstar (01/13/2013) [-]
no one.
it makes sense the way you've pointed out, i guess it has just become such a certainty that i feel i must do it. i planned to have a small drink by myself then follow through. there will be no party and since my family is nowhere near where i live and i've been out of contact for almost 2 years except a small talk to my sister every now and then i guess if i didn't have any id and took the plates off my bike i'd just become another number a simple jhon doe in the system... i'll do you a favour, i'll call some friends and have them keep an eye on me so i dont do anything stupid.. i dont want to do anything stupid
User avatar #9 to #8 - waffies ONLINE (01/13/2013) [-]
Don't just do it because i said so, do it because of what you said: you don't want to do anything stupid. And don't even think of it as avoiding that, go do something with them, have a good time ya know? Make it a happy day eh?

Mind if i add you as a friend? Keep in touch after your birthday and so on? I'm always happy to talk, even on less-serious topics.
#10 to #9 - doggstar (01/13/2013) [-]
sure, i dont mind
#11 to #10 - waffies ONLINE (01/13/2013) [-]
Awesome. It's a pleasure to make your acquaintance doggstar
#12 to #11 - doggstar (01/13/2013) [-]
the pleasure is all mine waffies
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