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#333 - only if you fap too much 06/21/2013 on .'s 0
#67 - **** bro i know that feel, i cant take my nieces or nep…  [+] (2 new replies) 06/20/2013 on Effect of Feminism 9 +9
User avatar #120 - LightBright (06/21/2013) [-]
Saying your age doesnt matter because you said younger sister, she was probly 19 with her kids so you could be 21 and have kids just sayin
#127 - doggstar (06/21/2013) [-]
yeah, good point
#1 - today i took three dumps and they were all differing colours f…  [+] (2 new replies) 06/19/2013 on These really make my day 0
#2 - gnalde (06/19/2013) [-]
#3 - subadanus (06/19/2013) [-]
#45 - i like that. no beating around the bush, just a straight up i …  [+] (1 new reply) 06/19/2013 on Your answer? +1
#82 - porridgesque (06/20/2013) [-]
I'm glad we can relate on that subject.
#29 - Picture 06/19/2013 on Koala. We trusted you +5
#32 - good thing too... just use a condom and you should be good though 06/18/2013 on Bucket List 0
#52 - Picture 06/17/2013 on help 0
#9 - go cow tipping, motorcycle jousting, drink a **** ton o…  [+] (2 new replies) 06/17/2013 on Bucket List 0
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#32 - doggstar (06/18/2013) [-]
good thing too... just use a condom and you should be good though
#3 - i havent killed a single spider in the last 8 years 06/17/2013 on Who isn't on drugs 0
#3 - ok thanks for the clarification 06/17/2013 on Wonderful 0
#1 - i need more details to fully comprehend what you are trying to convey  [+] (2 new replies) 06/17/2013 on Wonderful +4
User avatar #2 - diverdee (06/17/2013) [-]
In our dorms, we have 1 door and a doorhole. Dont ask me why. They taped the doorhole over with 23 rolls of ducttape so i couldnt get to my bed or anything else. Had to puch through it and cut the rest off.
#3 - doggstar (06/17/2013) [-]
ok thanks for the clarification
#138 - an oath you only keep when it is convenient isn't an oath at a… 06/17/2013 on Try it 0
#5 - that's me at the bakery / cafe near work 06/17/2013 on Field Cannot Be Empty 0
#38 - got me a shiny ditto once, then i lost my cartridge when i moved house 06/16/2013 on Shinies 0
#13 - my gf is prone to giggling when she finishes 06/16/2013 on woof 0
#129 - looks like the bio pod from the movie eXistenZe 06/15/2013 on iPhone Charger 0
#15 - bi, not gay  [+] (2 new replies) 06/13/2013 on Worst Pick Up Attempt Ever. 0
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#60 - anonymous (06/13/2013) [-]
Hey, fuck you, asshole. Biphobia's not okay.
#4 - wow, i used to love this film as a kid, made my parents think …  [+] (4 new replies) 06/13/2013 on Worst Pick Up Attempt Ever. +12
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#15 - doggstar (06/13/2013) [-]
bi, not gay
#22 - anonymous (06/13/2013) [-]
#60 - anonymous (06/13/2013) [-]
Hey, fuck you, asshole. Biphobia's not okay.
#8 - i have a. '88 model honda bros motorbike, its pretty *****… 06/13/2013 on Still rideable -2
#4 - because you can get to know other people or your social inhibi…  [+] (5 new replies) 06/12/2013 on Thanks DNA -6
User avatar #7 - fuzzyballs (06/12/2013) [-]
....nobody is funny when they're drunk unless you're drunk too
#35 - kez (06/12/2013) [-]
Not true.

And to be honest if you arent confident enough to talk to people you need to sort your life out.

Force yourself to improve your confidence and social skills by putting yourself in situations that make you feel uncomfortable etc
#125 - anonymous (06/12/2013) [-]
great useless advice. tell some not to be scared of their phobia? good job.
#128 - kez (06/12/2013) [-]
To work on it dumb ass.

I was scared of heights. I started climbing trees when I was like 13. soon became not scared of heights. Started smaller trees, worked up to big trees. Little by litte, advancing each time.

Same thing goes for being super unconfident and shit social skills.

Pretty much no one started off good at talking to people and confident.

They just did all this shit when they were young cos it makes sense to.
User avatar #74 - fuzzyballs (06/12/2013) [-]
okay, why are you telling me?
#1 - Comment deleted 06/11/2013 on Someone, isn't doing their job 0
#3 - australia has work for the doll in which this is exactly what … 06/11/2013 on Many people have to have... +1
#25 - i'm on blood thinners and this happens to me a lot, i have to … 06/11/2013 on It happens to the best of us. +2
#7 - Picture  [+] (1 new reply) 06/09/2013 on Silly Gun Owners +1
#12 - alkonius (06/09/2013) [-]
Hell Yea! Fuck the civilians
#2 - in what hospitals shall this need be put?  [+] (1 new reply) 06/07/2013 on Meanwhile at an Awesome... +11
User avatar #6 - killerliquid (06/07/2013) [-]


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#18 - waffies (10/19/2014) [-]
Well hello there! I was doing a big friends-list check, looking in on people I havent talked to in forever and a half, and saw our old conversation below! How's life broski?
Well hello there! I was doing a big friends-list check, looking in on people I havent talked to in forever and a half, and saw our old conversation below! How's life broski?
#17 - anonymous (09/18/2013) [-]
you faggot ****** , log in and say it like a man next time
User avatar #16 - amissingmouse (06/13/2013) [-]
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#15 to #14 - doggstar (04/09/2013) [-]
#1 - waffies (01/13/2013) [-]
just saw your comment on the motorcycle crash gif, about repeating the act as a way of killing yourself, were you serious?
#2 to #1 - doggstar (01/13/2013) [-]
yes. it's a plan i've had since i was 13
User avatar #3 to #2 - waffies (01/13/2013) [-]
there's a million things i could ask, but im gonna go with two:

1.) Any particular reason why?

2.) You wanna talk about it?
#4 to #3 - doggstar (01/13/2013) [-]
i dont really know why. one day i just decided i wanted to off myself when i was 21. i guess i just never wanted to grow old and become a burdan on society or my family and i thought since i'll officially be classed as an adult by my elders and my youngers i figured i could just get into(or cause) an accident that would take my life. people would just see it as a tragedy, a simple unforseen scenerio....
User avatar #5 to #4 - waffies (01/13/2013) [-]
A burden on society? Why do you think you'd be that? From what i can tell you're just as good a human being as anyone i know. At least i see no reason to think that you'd ever become a burden. There's no reason to do it if there's nothing to gain on any state of mind :/
#6 to #5 - doggstar (01/13/2013) [-]
i know. i've been conflicted lately because i've had the plan for 8 years. it is sound i have the bike the area in which i am to crash is mapped out. but the past year i've gained friends and have gotten better at work, even my medical conditions are improving. i dont want to do it but subconsciously i do and it's sending me mad as i think about it, constantly argueing with myself as itry to find a way out of my own reality
User avatar #7 to #6 - waffies (01/13/2013) [-]
Well, who else knows of your "plan"?

To me it seems more like something that's been so constantly in mind that it became a certainty. Nothing logical, just inescapable.

I had a conflict of this nature in middle school. I really wasn't of an age for such decisions, but still, a complete lack of friends, presence of bullies, absence of hope, and so forth, drove me to the edge. And right before i did something regrettable, i realized that there was probably things worth living for, and my issues were temporary.

In your case, the reasons not to do it are plain and clear, as you just listed three! Friends, work improvements, health... going through with it would just be universally silly to be honest :/

My recommendation? Make plans on your birthday. Plans that you really can't skip out on, as you'll be with someone somewhere. Hows that sound?
#8 to #7 - doggstar (01/13/2013) [-]
no one.
it makes sense the way you've pointed out, i guess it has just become such a certainty that i feel i must do it. i planned to have a small drink by myself then follow through. there will be no party and since my family is nowhere near where i live and i've been out of contact for almost 2 years except a small talk to my sister every now and then i guess if i didn't have any id and took the plates off my bike i'd just become another number a simple jhon doe in the system... i'll do you a favour, i'll call some friends and have them keep an eye on me so i dont do anything stupid.. i dont want to do anything stupid
User avatar #9 to #8 - waffies (01/13/2013) [-]
Don't just do it because i said so, do it because of what you said: you don't want to do anything stupid. And don't even think of it as avoiding that, go do something with them, have a good time ya know? Make it a happy day eh?

Mind if i add you as a friend? Keep in touch after your birthday and so on? I'm always happy to talk, even on less-serious topics.
#10 to #9 - doggstar (01/13/2013) [-]
sure, i dont mind
#11 to #10 - waffies (01/13/2013) [-]
Awesome. It's a pleasure to make your acquaintance doggstar
#12 to #11 - doggstar (01/13/2013) [-]
the pleasure is all mine waffies
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