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#58 - my anger towards this ***** has been substantially incr… 07/01/2013 on My First Slave +18
#51 - lets just say if the humans are the swat the creatures would b… 06/30/2013 on SWAT Team in Australia 0
#9 - it is my main bike, my other one is a dirt bike for when i'm o…  [+] (1 new reply) 06/26/2013 on Difference between Boys and... +1
User avatar #13 - fuzzysixx (06/27/2013) [-]
Yea, fresh fluids and some octane booster could be the trick.
#22 - i just coughed up a lung from laughing 06/26/2013 on FMA 0
#3 - i know that feel, been working on my one for the past week and…  [+] (5 new replies) 06/26/2013 on Difference between Boys and... +19
User avatar #10 - useroftheLOLZ (06/26/2013) [-]
That very similar pain when you own a Ford explorer and the fucker wont start, so you have to jack the thing up, and spend half a week trying to replace the starter.
User avatar #7 - fuzzysixx (06/26/2013) [-]
I feel your pain. At least my main bike is reliable.
#9 - doggstar (06/26/2013) [-]
it is my main bike, my other one is a dirt bike for when i'm out at my dads property in the outback and i cant ride my pocket rocket to work... i've changes the spark plugs and check the electrical but they're all fine, it has been a few months since i rode it though because i was overseas for that time with an exchange thing for work, might be the fuel gone dead.
User avatar #13 - fuzzysixx (06/27/2013) [-]
Yea, fresh fluids and some octane booster could be the trick.
User avatar #4 - technotoaster (06/26/2013) [-]
i cant get mine to spark, always puts me in a bad mood when one of my bikes doesn't start
#2 - did you read it or did you just look and comment  [+] (1 new reply) 06/26/2013 on I stole your pillow +2
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#130 - im getting my right arm in the theme of fma and my left arm wi… 06/26/2013 on fucking epic tatoo comp 0
#300 - ok so ethonol is both good and bad for my engine but liquified… 06/25/2013 on Shell Fucking Oil Incorporated 0
#59 - ok then shelly, i can call you shelly right, i'm going to anyw… 06/24/2013 on Shell Fucking Oil Incorporated 0
#1 - guys.. guys.. what if.. what if the armour and skinless titans…  [+] (5 new replies) 06/24/2013 on omg i'm crying +7
#17 - anonymous (06/25/2013) [-]
Reiner is the Armored Titan, Bertholdt is the Colossal Titan, Annie is the upcoming Female Titan, and Ymir is another Titan Shifter.
User avatar #16 - derpysean (06/25/2013) [-]
User avatar #11 - ieatsand (06/25/2013) [-]
Have you read the manga? Because it tells a lot about them... I won't spoil anything but it does say what they are, and it's still revealing things about them
#5 - IamSofaKingdom (06/25/2013) [-]
It is almost as if you watched the show so far and noticed the hints they put in already!
#2 - lycanthope (06/24/2013) [-]
How have you not been spoiled yet.
#1 - Comment deleted  [+] (1 new reply) 06/24/2013 on The world according to a... +1
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#1 - i have a recommendation for ya!... delete your cookies so they… 06/24/2013 on ebay is recommending me... +1
#5 - with my shifts all over the place and my hours so ****** … 06/24/2013 on Life of employees +5
#10 - oh, would you look at that. i did and honestly it sucks, 06/24/2013 on Tired of being harassed 0
#22 - cant you just redesign the exterior and interior as long as yo… 06/24/2013 on Science of the week #25 +1
#21 - they also found that gold does the same as silver with immuniz… 06/24/2013 on Science of the week #25 0
#37 - Comment deleted 06/24/2013 on DO WANT 0
#36 - Comment deleted 06/24/2013 on DO WANT 0
#25 - my sister got married last year at 19, she and her husband are… 06/24/2013 on If variety is the spice of... 0
#39 - i know them as potato gems for some reason 06/24/2013 on Boys for Tots. +1
#38 - have a link 06/24/2013 on Boys for Tots. 0
#3 - you too bro 06/21/2013 on Get well soon +1
#28 - the fifth ***** 06/21/2013 on Annnnnnnnnnnnnddddd....GO 0
#2 - the butter is ****** burnt, it may not seem like a big …  [+] (8 new replies) 06/21/2013 on Cheap Food +119
#176 - anonymous (06/22/2013) [-]
But butter tastes better. The butter won't burn if you're not stupid enough to let it burn.
#167 - anonymous (06/22/2013) [-]
or just lower your heat. butter wont burn if you cook it slower
#110 - anonymous (06/22/2013) [-]
I thought the whole point of this was to make a meal for under $5
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User avatar #22 - turian (06/21/2013) [-]
frying with olive oil is wasting perfect food
#17 - baconfattie (06/21/2013) [-]
OR! Put a little olive oil as you say. Then when it's 3/4 done put the butter so it's get done in it, without burning.

User avatar #13 - djjeroenski (06/21/2013) [-]
unless you like that extra crispy bite the burnt butter gives it (I do)
User avatar #3 - thepastryistrue (06/21/2013) [-]
But if you're using olive oil you should not heat it up too much.
#127 - yeah, good point 06/21/2013 on Effect of Feminism 9 0


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#18 - waffies (10/19/2014) [-]
Well hello there! I was doing a big friends-list check, looking in on people I havent talked to in forever and a half, and saw our old conversation below! How's life broski?
Well hello there! I was doing a big friends-list check, looking in on people I havent talked to in forever and a half, and saw our old conversation below! How's life broski?
#17 - anonymous (09/18/2013) [-]
you faggot ****** , log in and say it like a man next time
User avatar #16 - amissingmouse (06/13/2013) [-]
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#15 to #14 - doggstar (04/09/2013) [-]
#1 - waffies (01/13/2013) [-]
just saw your comment on the motorcycle crash gif, about repeating the act as a way of killing yourself, were you serious?
#2 to #1 - doggstar (01/13/2013) [-]
yes. it's a plan i've had since i was 13
User avatar #3 to #2 - waffies (01/13/2013) [-]
there's a million things i could ask, but im gonna go with two:

1.) Any particular reason why?

2.) You wanna talk about it?
#4 to #3 - doggstar (01/13/2013) [-]
i dont really know why. one day i just decided i wanted to off myself when i was 21. i guess i just never wanted to grow old and become a burdan on society or my family and i thought since i'll officially be classed as an adult by my elders and my youngers i figured i could just get into(or cause) an accident that would take my life. people would just see it as a tragedy, a simple unforseen scenerio....
User avatar #5 to #4 - waffies (01/13/2013) [-]
A burden on society? Why do you think you'd be that? From what i can tell you're just as good a human being as anyone i know. At least i see no reason to think that you'd ever become a burden. There's no reason to do it if there's nothing to gain on any state of mind :/
#6 to #5 - doggstar (01/13/2013) [-]
i know. i've been conflicted lately because i've had the plan for 8 years. it is sound i have the bike the area in which i am to crash is mapped out. but the past year i've gained friends and have gotten better at work, even my medical conditions are improving. i dont want to do it but subconsciously i do and it's sending me mad as i think about it, constantly argueing with myself as itry to find a way out of my own reality
User avatar #7 to #6 - waffies (01/13/2013) [-]
Well, who else knows of your "plan"?

To me it seems more like something that's been so constantly in mind that it became a certainty. Nothing logical, just inescapable.

I had a conflict of this nature in middle school. I really wasn't of an age for such decisions, but still, a complete lack of friends, presence of bullies, absence of hope, and so forth, drove me to the edge. And right before i did something regrettable, i realized that there was probably things worth living for, and my issues were temporary.

In your case, the reasons not to do it are plain and clear, as you just listed three! Friends, work improvements, health... going through with it would just be universally silly to be honest :/

My recommendation? Make plans on your birthday. Plans that you really can't skip out on, as you'll be with someone somewhere. Hows that sound?
#8 to #7 - doggstar (01/13/2013) [-]
no one.
it makes sense the way you've pointed out, i guess it has just become such a certainty that i feel i must do it. i planned to have a small drink by myself then follow through. there will be no party and since my family is nowhere near where i live and i've been out of contact for almost 2 years except a small talk to my sister every now and then i guess if i didn't have any id and took the plates off my bike i'd just become another number a simple jhon doe in the system... i'll do you a favour, i'll call some friends and have them keep an eye on me so i dont do anything stupid.. i dont want to do anything stupid
User avatar #9 to #8 - waffies (01/13/2013) [-]
Don't just do it because i said so, do it because of what you said: you don't want to do anything stupid. And don't even think of it as avoiding that, go do something with them, have a good time ya know? Make it a happy day eh?

Mind if i add you as a friend? Keep in touch after your birthday and so on? I'm always happy to talk, even on less-serious topics.
#10 to #9 - doggstar (01/13/2013) [-]
sure, i dont mind
#11 to #10 - waffies (01/13/2013) [-]
Awesome. It's a pleasure to make your acquaintance doggstar
#12 to #11 - doggstar (01/13/2013) [-]
the pleasure is all mine waffies
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